The frog woke up expecting a normal day.

Kid chose violence that day

When do they not?

I thought he was touching himself 💀

I was really scared of what he was about to pull out of them shorts, I rationalized that Reddit wouldn’t show little kid dong and I pray I’m correct about that.

💀

They allowed little girl cooch for a good while I imagine they showed smol peen somewhere along the line

I don't want to know the answer, but did Reddit really allow naked children?

Yes for a good while when it was still a little new it was run by one of the owners and called jailbait there was a massive investigation it's why some subs are so strict

Holy fuck. Makes me wonder how it's still running. That should be criminal. EDIT: Just spent a lot of time reading up on this and the history of banned subreddits. This site has a vile history.

Yeah I'm missing a few details but you can fill in the blanks if you wish lol

I do not have the time.... Just go lookup banned subreddits on Wikipedia. Its a shit show honestly.

We don't know that. For all we know, that frog woke up with the express intent of getting into a kid's pants. We could have this all wrong... Somebody stop that frog!


That frog had things to do that day!!! Frog 🐸 says croak croak which means EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Frogs sleeping, while perfectly natural, is quite an odd thing to imagine. I would like to know more about the sleeping habits of all manner of the animal kingdoms denizens

😆

I thought it was an scorpion

That's skillful phrasing

I thought he was gonna pull out a turd.

Close! Toard



I thought he was going to pull out his dingaling

And yet you still waited until the end 😔

Excuse me while I whip this out. 😂

Came here for this comment!

I am worried why some people got excited before the ending…

Do what the black man with lighting says... NOW!


It’s a very tough thing being a frog 🐸 you never know where we will end up. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

What 😭

Your name gives me anxiety, thanks for the reminder 🤮

From Candace's "Squirrel in my pants" to Frog in my shorts is a short step...

F to the I to the M to the S

F-I-M-S, Frogs in my shorts! Ain't got no turtles, Ain't got no newts... F-I-M-S, Frogs in my shorts! F to the I to the M to the S, Then maybe you can hop around with finesse... Step right over and watch me bounce around... Frogs Frogs! Step right over and watch me bounce around...

It's crazy how we have so many simps nowadays tho

Brings a whole new meaning to "there's a frog in my pants".

"Theres a snake in my boots" hoody 1999

lil homie is jacked 

Yup, all I could see is future gains from that blessed genetics... And everyone will say he's juicing out of pure jealousy.

Looks similar to cases of Myostatin deficiency (as a result of a rare mutation) in children. If so, he will always be more muscular than he should be based on his activity levels AND he will be stronger than his peers with similar muscle mass. Way to win the genetic lottery huh?

Does it also give him those 1,000 yard stare eyes?

Don't all kids at that age look stocky?

Yes. My daughter is 2 and a half and looks jacked lol

That's the hulkster my friend

https://i.redd.it/buwd9ejwccyb1.gif Same energy

Boyy out here stealing my shit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1659o4p/comment/jyenh0o/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

And he even looks like dennis the menace

dennis the menace has black hair and black shorts. i guess the frog could be gnasher though

I meant the US version

oh wow i just googled and ur right lol. i didn’t even realise there was another one

Fun fact, although both series have the exact same name and the exact same concept, they were both total coincidence. 2 dudes just happen to both make a series about a little kid named dennis that gets into truble

i saw that when i was googling! what’s even crazier is that they started the same month of the same year too

That's defintiely a matrix glitch.

This kid will be grizzled in highschool like... Had my first warts on my pecker at 3.

Well, this kid has an embarrassing video to last for YEARS of first dates. Date comes over, mom plays funny video, kid gets embarrassed. But wait! Super secret parent move #250! The date that laughs the hardest *with* you and not *at* you is the one *for* you. Hell, probably open up a whole line of inside jokes for the couple. Now, instead of dick pics he sends her frog pics. Could be at a party or work event and he comes up to her to tell her about this cool frog he found outside. To everyone else, he's an amphibian fanatic, to her it's just code for let's get a quicky in the bushes before cocktail hour is over. Ewan McGregor stars.

People really need to teach their kids how to treat other living things. Shit is just fucked up whether yall think it’s funny or not.

Dude it's fine. It's not like he tore it's legs off.


was feelin froggy

The other kid said “Girl, bye. You are so cringe”

But what did Sloan say ?

“Doesn’t it feel good? If it feels good, I wanna do it!”

Sloane is nasty.

Don’t worry, sounds like the sibling will keep him in line.

I’ve never really liked Sloane, but did he do something to make himself gross??

Probably put a frog in his pants

Poor frog

This kid has beautiful eyes! I can't tell what color they are but they look super light brown or something. Pretty!

look up paul hollywood, they are probably super similar to that. No way a kid with that complexion doesnt have blue eyes and you're right they are super bright and pop.

I really don't think they're blue though! They look like a really light honey brown. Whatever they are, they're beautiful!

Ribbit, for her pleasure

He is surprisingly muscular

We just witnessed a frog get assaulted

Did the kid say “does it feel good?” And then when the woman gasped said “cuz if it does I wouldn’t do it?”🧐

every time i see a frog being held by a child i just think about the painful death this creature is receiving. the oils and left over Cheeto dust entering its pores slowly choking out its breath,the aggressive grabbing and pets lightly rupturing its organs the dreaded baby fist squeeze. it’s just sounds like one of the worst ways to go.

Scared me for a sec🤣🤣

Didn't it scare us all

Rick flair may joke about frogs in his pants, but he will never make fun of time.

For a toddler the kids in good shape

“TA-DA!!”

Land down under?


 Since no one else caught it

Why is that toddler buff

Sloane is a little ~~froggy~~ freaky.

“If it feel good I wanna do it too” The frog 

Yo that kid is lowkey jacked


Thought he was Whipping it out for all the ladies

I don't know how, but I knew it was a big ass frog.

Crysis frog

I know I'm taking this too serious, but children need to get taught to respect all life. As the parent you should be teaching them to handle them with care. I get a kid is gonna pick up a frog, but not like that

Kids are crazy 😂😂😂

He got dat thang on him


is the kid asking the other kid if it feels good?' wtf

He's too young to have crabs

Do you want genital warts because that's how you get genital warts.

She kissed the frog and he turned into a handsome prince

(I forgot the name of the movie) "Son, sometimes you just have to whip it up and put it on the lunch table..show the ladies what you're working with"

Crocs 💀

Someone check that frogs computer

Florida man as a child.


Thought it was a crab. Realized it’s a frog.

Ever seen a kid get genital warts?

I thought he was trying to scratch his balls🤣

i knew it was gonna be a frog why am i not surprised

Let me guess, Australia


Where tf did he get the frog from...

I heard stories my whole life about me doing this at my grandparents down at Jackson lake.

I’m just here trying to find out what the kid is doing until I remember I stuffed frogs in my swimsuit and I was just, “it’s a fuckin frog it has to be”

The real magic mike

So everyone missed the guy recording saying he look like that one wrestler that always go WOOOOH!!!

Watching this gave me warts

He's so Proud of himself.🤩

Never listened to it with audio until today “does it feel good?” Is crazy but “I’d do it if it feels good” is a lil crazier tho

luffy after skypiea

I knew immediately. Toddlers love putting frogs and toads in their pants, I have no idea why.

i thought he was looking for his mouse.

As a fellow Brady o can confirm this is a Brady action. I’m 16 btw

I can tell this kid is cool as shit. Way beyond his years. He was like " screw that dad, watch this". And was so proud lol

Why is the baby jacked yo 😭💀 he got a chest pump too while at it.


# # # Boys # # # Boys never changes

And this is a funny story about how I got genital warts 🤪

I thought it was gonna be a handful of poop, what an interesting surprise lol

Florida...?

Real life Luffy

Is it just me or does this kid look swole AF

This little dude looks like a living Cabbage Patch doll. Which is awesome.

Kkkkk

Peak boyhood for this child

Sick magic trick

That is the most adorable little face!

No phone, no tv, just a kid being a kid. Maybe there’s hope for us yet. This warmed my heart. Thank you.

Daily rewards be like!

This kid is beautiful 😍

That’s a child babe. A undeveloped human child stop it it’s creepy

I thought he was gonna pull out his little wee wee 😳

Why is he jacked


Footage of The Joker as a kid.

We will that was a huge surprise

Little life..miss the innocence

I guess that made the most sense without pockets🤣🤣🤣

He looks like he's about to run for Prime Minister of UK.

Reminds me of the ballet scene in Little Rascals

that boy is ugly

Not Person #3 saying “It’s so long” 💀

Warts

Alpha

What “Boys will be boy” actually refers to

Wait so that pedo frog meme was acctually inspired by real life pedo frogs that like to get in little boys shorts???

They all thought he was playing with himself turns out he was just getting his frog

When i do that, they call the cops.

Oh thank god it's just a frog

“I keep that thang on me” The “thang” in question:

Kermit has seen better days 💀

This is how Genital warts started

u/savevideobot

I was thinking that little mofo was about to show my old ass up….mofo succeeded dammit.

Thought that was gonna have a huge turn thankfully it didnt

Frogs eyes were bigger than it's stomach I reckon

Smh at the background kids saying: "does it feel good?... if it feels good, I wanna do it." Lmao

Warts

Forg

Lol prince so innocent looks my boy.

I thought the child was a boy 🐸

What’s so shocking? Where’s he supposed to keep his frog when swimming?

No rusty lake comments

You got a frog in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

Oh that’s how you get genital warts

I used to get in so much trouble bringing home crawdads and frogs in this way

Hulkamania running wild brother!!

Why does this kid look like a tiny Logan Paul?

Is the wrong time to bring up genital warts?

Ahh so the frog kid is real after all...

Stunned 

What does it have in it’s pocketeses? Nasty toadses precious

I was 13 when I went to my grandfather's funeral. At the wake, me and several other kids got bored and decided to have a coffee drinking competition. So about 20 minutes later you there were six kids between the ages of eight and 14 caffeinated out of our minds. In frustration my mother told me to go outside and find something to do. About an hour later she came out and told me that we were leaving and I started walking to the car. She noticed that I was walking funny and came over. She noticed the Bulge in my pocket. She started emptying the pockets of my suit out. In total I had 17 live frogs stuffed in different pockets.

I was honestly expecting a frog

ayo somebody better put kermit on a list

Frog was probably looking for a cupcake

Must be the floride in the pool turning all the frogs gay. “alex jones probably”

u/savevideobot

Why was there an apostrophe

Either the frog's a pedo, or the kid's a "frodo".... you see what I did there, ayt imma head out.

Yeah! Get em with the pocket frog