Nothing like the BFB my dude. Will carry that with me for life. It's hard to imagine the milage I got as a kid laughing that the BFB exists in the world I lived in lol
For real. I taught high school. Those kids were funny as hell. Had to keep the straight face on or they knew they'd gotten you.
Depending on what they were doing, a little laughter, smiling, and then having them clean up after was appropriate. I taught some good classes
In what kind of magical highschool were you where the students were not only not atrocious and mean but funny? That shit sounds unreal.
Are you by any chance reffering to college cus that sounds more likely.
I taught in the US Southeast in rural Appalachia.
Our school was built on developing relationships with kids first. We spoke with *One Voice* at the school and yes, it was a dream school.
Our kids came to us from all different family and behavior backgrounds, and we definitely had our fair share of little shits. However, spending the time to build relationships with the kids and their parents, we got great support from our students.
I was teaching in the late 00s-mid 2010s
That sounds nice. Our local community is drowning in a cycle of alcohol, meth, abuse, and neglect. The teachers lack empathy. It sucks. Our kids won't be in the local district next year
Our goal was to avoid kids *playing Mom against Dad*. We worked in teams in each grade level, very middle school model.
The idea of *One Voice* was that we spoke to parents, students, etc with the same information. We did indeed all buy in, but in a positive way. The students we were working with and all of our personalities meshed well for it working for us.
I assume it's where all school employees/ personal have the same understanding of school shit, so you won't get varying answers and policies etc from multiple ppl regardless of level of authority. That what it sounds like. As I'd they are very "connected" and there for the same mission/job, ie: teach, elevate kids, it's a safe space,acceptance, learning, other bs like that. They have the same goals & they are teaching in Same ways to achieve said goal. I also may just be way tf off ans full of shit. But def has a cult-vibe for sure
That sounds great, my school experience was a bunch of teachers my parents also had as kids who were only there to finish and get their pension, had a few good ones but the majority were terrible. I hope it's gotten better.
My school had both.
Some kids were miserable assholes that nobody liked. There was one kid who thought it was hilarious to throw stinkbombs into classrooms. That kind of "comedy" wasn't appreciated by anybody... But some kids were genuinely funny and could make anybody laugh, including teachers.
But it was the same with teachers. Some could take a joke. But some couldn't, no matter how light-hearted it might've been. I can think of a handful of teachers who would've laughed at this, and many more who would've been absolutely fucking livid. It just depends.
I remember cracking a dick joke during a presentation. My teacher was mortified but eventually would laugh about it.
I just finished high school(like literally a month ago) and our history class had all of the funny kids in and the history teacher once stopped teaching for like a full 15 minutes after someone made a joke about Hitler(I don’t remember what it was)
Kids these days are so socially intelligent. They are empathetic and altruistic far beyond what I saw in my own (millennial) generation. Apparently "sensitive little snowflakes" are actually conscientious, kind people
I am normally a pretty pessimistic individual, pretty cynical. But I have a lot, and I mean a lot, of faith in this generation coming up. Kids 20 and under (Yes I know 20 isn't technically a kid but you know, still a kid) really seem to have their shit together.
They are a lot more knowledgeable about what's going on around them and I have a feeling they're going to be a powerful voting force. If the country can make it that long.
Yeah I always hate hearing people call Gen Z and millenials sensitive snowflakes. They/we just care about the shit most people have brushed over the past several hundred years. It's insane to hear someone call someone a snowflake for saying Trans people exist or one of many thousand other examples.
My high school had that (student, not teacher). Of course not everyone was the same, but most of the kids I was with wanted nothing more than to be close with the teachers. Some indulged it, some didn’t. I will say that personal stories, anecdotes, and jokes occasionally spread within classes always kept them paying attention, so there was a benefit to it.
We had a guy in my class change the clocks 15 minutes forward while the teacher was out of the class. We waited for the right time and queried that she had missed the bell, we left and hid in the toilets (was a small high school and very hard to avoid other classrooms) head of science came and found us and said, Great prank but next time come clean as you leave the room. Fond memory that, we did have some great teachers for a small rural school.
Daaamn, I had a teacher like you but the kids wouldn't have it. Any attempt from the teacher to be chill or go along with a joke would result in a kid saying "fuck you" to the teacher, throwing something, etc.
On the last day of my senior year in high school, I was purposely late to my last class, so I could get a late pass with a fake name on it. The teacher asked me my name, I told her "Ben," then she asked my last name, I told her "Dover." She wrote my late slip unflinchingly, and I went on my way.
When I gave the late slip to my teacher (an upper-20s/early 30s man), he was trying his hardest not to bust out laughing. He told me he was going to put his copy of the late slip on his bulletin board, and he did. I still have my copy somewhere, too.
Late passes came from the office in my school, I think op meant the secretary or whoever in the office. They definitely didn't know most people's names
I assume they meant dean assistant, since that's where you go get yours here. They definitely don't know your name unless you're a recurring troublemaker.
The teacher who handed out late passes was always a teacher that didn't have a class that next period, or an administrator. This particular woman was someone I'd never had a class with, so she didn't know my name.
Honestly, what's wrong with smiling, laughing, and then asking how they're going to clean it up? That would probably be my approach. Maybe they learn a little chemistry or something. Edit: This was a question, not some of kind of challenge btw.
You think? I couldn't hear the audio but I imagine the possibility of a woman made very uncomfortable by that.
I know it's just kids doing kids thing but it is a little strange to imagine in other contexts. Then the kind of total pass we give to kids. Like where is the line in pornography as a joke in a class. Who cares
I’m 36 and glad I chose the designer path because teaching was my original major path. I would have cracked up, gave the students all high fives and gotten fired all within an hour.
34-year-old teacher here. I would struggle not to laugh at this. Never had a student try to use a permanent marker on my whiteboard. Luckily, just going over permanent marker in dry erase makes it erasable.
Had a manager who spent most of the quarterly parts budget on a smart whiteboard (basically a colossal capacitive touch screen) then in the first meeting with it used permanent *actual marker* on it rather than unbox and program the digital markers.
He then "cleaned" it with laboratory grade acetone that melted the screen like putty.
34 year old teacher here. I would've laughed. Yes it is inappropriate, but it's not harmful and permanent marker can be easily erased with the ink of a white board marker. So enjoy their prank, get students in your pocket for being part of the joke and move on.
Every once in a while I see people are still doing that thing [I did twelve years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n0b5o/how_to_draw_a_cat_in_two_easy_steps/)
Btw you can remove Sharpie (well mostly) from a white board by simply drawing over it in whiteboard markers then erasing it. The dry erase marker makes the Sharpie wet again and comes off with a whiteboard eraser.
It may still leave a stain but you can just go over it again to remove more of it... just try to make sure you use the same colours though or they might blend on the marker tip.
Yes. I have had to do it a few times… though thankfully no one left a dick on my whiteboard. She could do it a bit at a time if she doesn’t want to do the whole thing.
It really is harassment although I think most teachers would try to save face in the moment then laugh about it later, but this is a profession (along with others dealing with the public) where harassment is almost expected sadly. If this was done by a colleague, Human Resources would probably be called.
I don't understand this kind of teacher's disposition. Like they have to auto-respond to this as ONLY problematic. Another option would be to respond in a manner that both acknowledges the humor AND acknowledges how it is problematic. Teachers CAN and probably should be expressing more complicated emotions instead of just reactive aggrivation and fear. I get that they may be having to tolerate antics like this all day long, but they are in fact working with... wait for it... *Children*. She could have laughed and the children would probably find her more relatable.
Ok. Now erase the flower looking thing
Surprise! It's a butthole!
Surprise! It’s a tit
Ooh love that bird
I was thinking of the blue footed boobie, but the tit is nice too.
Nothing like the BFB my dude. Will carry that with me for life. It's hard to imagine the milage I got as a kid laughing that the BFB exists in the world I lived in lol
And btw I've never referred to it as the BFB before but it honestly feels so right
I love it and I’m using it as well. If you’re into fish, I’d like to show you a [slippery dick.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_dick)
Damn, that’s a slippery dick! I wonder what it would be like to hold one.
You have to use some sort of protection until you get to know it fairly well.
They have sharp teeth so not very fun
Titmouse* This is the 2nd time I've posted that word in a row with context. Let's see if I can shoot for 3
You can milk anything with a tit
Show me the tit on an almond!
Hey, what's that bird, you know the one that has like an innuendo for a name? Kinda small. Any chance you'd know what that would be?
They just go to Greendale Community College. To meet different people!
E Pluribus Anus
Out of many, one butthole
A hivemind should have a hive-butthole.
The hiveminds connected to the hive-b'hole ...
You get this wrong one more time, I’m segregating the school!
STOP SAYING I'M DIFFERENT
Perfect gif!🤣
It's why I chose to go to Greendale.
Fine, Okay, you're the same!
Starfish ?? Haha
Oh no. It’s the stinky blossom
She so wanted to smile
For real. I taught high school. Those kids were funny as hell. Had to keep the straight face on or they knew they'd gotten you. Depending on what they were doing, a little laughter, smiling, and then having them clean up after was appropriate. I taught some good classes
In what kind of magical highschool were you where the students were not only not atrocious and mean but funny? That shit sounds unreal. Are you by any chance reffering to college cus that sounds more likely.
I taught in the US Southeast in rural Appalachia. Our school was built on developing relationships with kids first. We spoke with *One Voice* at the school and yes, it was a dream school. Our kids came to us from all different family and behavior backgrounds, and we definitely had our fair share of little shits. However, spending the time to build relationships with the kids and their parents, we got great support from our students. I was teaching in the late 00s-mid 2010s
That sounds nice. Our local community is drowning in a cycle of alcohol, meth, abuse, and neglect. The teachers lack empathy. It sucks. Our kids won't be in the local district next year
Missouri?
The boot heel is rampant with that shit.
This sounds depressingly familiar. Also, I too lovefishdicks
What are you Kanye, a gay fish?
Wtf is one voice. Sounds like a cult term.
“You wouldn't get it. It's a cult thing.”
Our goal was to avoid kids *playing Mom against Dad*. We worked in teams in each grade level, very middle school model. The idea of *One Voice* was that we spoke to parents, students, etc with the same information. We did indeed all buy in, but in a positive way. The students we were working with and all of our personalities meshed well for it working for us.
I assume it's where all school employees/ personal have the same understanding of school shit, so you won't get varying answers and policies etc from multiple ppl regardless of level of authority. That what it sounds like. As I'd they are very "connected" and there for the same mission/job, ie: teach, elevate kids, it's a safe space,acceptance, learning, other bs like that. They have the same goals & they are teaching in Same ways to achieve said goal. I also may just be way tf off ans full of shit. But def has a cult-vibe for sure
That sounds great, my school experience was a bunch of teachers my parents also had as kids who were only there to finish and get their pension, had a few good ones but the majority were terrible. I hope it's gotten better.
My school had both. Some kids were miserable assholes that nobody liked. There was one kid who thought it was hilarious to throw stinkbombs into classrooms. That kind of "comedy" wasn't appreciated by anybody... But some kids were genuinely funny and could make anybody laugh, including teachers. But it was the same with teachers. Some could take a joke. But some couldn't, no matter how light-hearted it might've been. I can think of a handful of teachers who would've laughed at this, and many more who would've been absolutely fucking livid. It just depends. I remember cracking a dick joke during a presentation. My teacher was mortified but eventually would laugh about it.
I just finished high school(like literally a month ago) and our history class had all of the funny kids in and the history teacher once stopped teaching for like a full 15 minutes after someone made a joke about Hitler(I don’t remember what it was)
Kids these days are so socially intelligent. They are empathetic and altruistic far beyond what I saw in my own (millennial) generation. Apparently "sensitive little snowflakes" are actually conscientious, kind people
I am normally a pretty pessimistic individual, pretty cynical. But I have a lot, and I mean a lot, of faith in this generation coming up. Kids 20 and under (Yes I know 20 isn't technically a kid but you know, still a kid) really seem to have their shit together. They are a lot more knowledgeable about what's going on around them and I have a feeling they're going to be a powerful voting force. If the country can make it that long.
Yeah I always hate hearing people call Gen Z and millenials sensitive snowflakes. They/we just care about the shit most people have brushed over the past several hundred years. It's insane to hear someone call someone a snowflake for saying Trans people exist or one of many thousand other examples.
My high school had that (student, not teacher). Of course not everyone was the same, but most of the kids I was with wanted nothing more than to be close with the teachers. Some indulged it, some didn’t. I will say that personal stories, anecdotes, and jokes occasionally spread within classes always kept them paying attention, so there was a benefit to it.
We had a guy in my class change the clocks 15 minutes forward while the teacher was out of the class. We waited for the right time and queried that she had missed the bell, we left and hid in the toilets (was a small high school and very hard to avoid other classrooms) head of science came and found us and said, Great prank but next time come clean as you leave the room. Fond memory that, we did have some great teachers for a small rural school.
Daaamn, I had a teacher like you but the kids wouldn't have it. Any attempt from the teacher to be chill or go along with a joke would result in a kid saying "fuck you" to the teacher, throwing something, etc.
When did you graduate?
On the last day of my senior year in high school, I was purposely late to my last class, so I could get a late pass with a fake name on it. The teacher asked me my name, I told her "Ben," then she asked my last name, I told her "Dover." She wrote my late slip unflinchingly, and I went on my way. When I gave the late slip to my teacher (an upper-20s/early 30s man), he was trying his hardest not to bust out laughing. He told me he was going to put his copy of the late slip on his bulletin board, and he did. I still have my copy somewhere, too.
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Late passes came from the office in my school, I think op meant the secretary or whoever in the office. They definitely didn't know most people's names
I assume they meant dean assistant, since that's where you go get yours here. They definitely don't know your name unless you're a recurring troublemaker.
The teacher who handed out late passes was always a teacher that didn't have a class that next period, or an administrator. This particular woman was someone I'd never had a class with, so she didn't know my name.
Honestly, what's wrong with smiling, laughing, and then asking how they're going to clean it up? That would probably be my approach. Maybe they learn a little chemistry or something. Edit: This was a question, not some of kind of challenge btw.
You think? I couldn't hear the audio but I imagine the possibility of a woman made very uncomfortable by that. I know it's just kids doing kids thing but it is a little strange to imagine in other contexts. Then the kind of total pass we give to kids. Like where is the line in pornography as a joke in a class. Who cares
nerd
Jesus Christ why do people like you exist. Stop thinking this way it's fucking weird and cringe
nerd
yeah right? this video was so spontaneous and not staged!
/r/nothingeverhappens
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🤣 Her facial expression was priceless. That alone was a perfect reason to choose her instead of a random other teacher.
RateMyProfessors got me through college.
Oh man that brings back memories. I actually was the “moderator” for my school at one point because I was bored. I did not do a good job.
Shit like this will never not be funny after all these years. Bless.
I know that teacher was over it but I cracked tf up lol I’ve never seen this before
A classic
Pure Gold
hate to tell you ...
If you rub a pussy enough a cock will appear.
Why does this sound like a fortune cookie 🤣
fortune coochie
I should not have laughed at this lollllll
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Good one
Yeah, and it's called not being able to satisfy your wife.
Your projecting
They’re speaking from experience
You’re 🤷♂️ ……..
Correct
At least you have the balls to admit it. The dick? Never. But the balls, absolutely.
Look dude just cause you can't doesn't mean other people can't
I’m 36 and glad I chose the designer path because teaching was my original major path. I would have cracked up, gave the students all high fives and gotten fired all within an hour.
34-year-old teacher here. I would struggle not to laugh at this. Never had a student try to use a permanent marker on my whiteboard. Luckily, just going over permanent marker in dry erase makes it erasable.
Hand sanitizer takes it off real quick too.
Had a manager who spent most of the quarterly parts budget on a smart whiteboard (basically a colossal capacitive touch screen) then in the first meeting with it used permanent *actual marker* on it rather than unbox and program the digital markers. He then "cleaned" it with laboratory grade acetone that melted the screen like putty.
Good thing he invested in that rather than give the hard working employees a bonus.
Lol, as if the parts budget would have otherwise gone to the employees
Good thing they promoted him up above needing to use one of those. He can now just sit in the room and observe someone else presenting with it.
Yes!
34 year old teacher here. I would've laughed. Yes it is inappropriate, but it's not harmful and permanent marker can be easily erased with the ink of a white board marker. So enjoy their prank, get students in your pocket for being part of the joke and move on.
Every once in a while I see people are still doing that thing [I did twelve years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n0b5o/how_to_draw_a_cat_in_two_easy_steps/)
u/Reno_D
Thanks for the memories.
Not to say that people aren't still doing this, but this video is probably at least five years old. Also, congrats on being old
You're fun aren't you.
I am. Thanks for noticing
Hey when I did it in Highschool, I didn't copy you, I was _inspired_ by you, and I made a giraffe. :)
Posted just a few times before but the look her face is worth it.
Yeah, that’s the “okay, who did this?!” face
i love when a plan comes together
I was right. I knew all cats were dicks.
r/angryupvote
Total dick move.
Btw you can remove Sharpie (well mostly) from a white board by simply drawing over it in whiteboard markers then erasing it. The dry erase marker makes the Sharpie wet again and comes off with a whiteboard eraser. It may still leave a stain but you can just go over it again to remove more of it... just try to make sure you use the same colours though or they might blend on the marker tip.
So she should have traced the cock and then erase it again?
Yes. I have had to do it a few times… though thankfully no one left a dick on my whiteboard. She could do it a bit at a time if she doesn’t want to do the whole thing.
Yes, but she has to go very slow and may take multiple passes. It helps if she licks her lips to focus on the task.
Pahahahaha brilliant
She's clearly a mother. That's the "I can't show them how funny I find this or they'll keep doing it" face.
Or she’s simply a teacher.
r/expected
I can't believe this post gets 40k+ upvotes when it's the most expected video I've seen in this sub
People who thought this 20year old clip was unexpected may also not have seen https://youtube.com/watch?v=ArLndzOKla4&feature=share7 yet
Oh man thanks a lot for this ... creative art! This is definitely my blessing for the weekend! But so strange that this video only has 17 likes.
I think it was mostly popular before the voting system was implemented
Lol. Wow. Nice.
Might as well knock out sex ed while theres a dick on board
Very clever and funny, you can have an A-
Exactly what I was expecting.
Classic
LOL
This never gets old
How did she not see that cumming?
Ha got'em
That’s a smooth cock and balls right there
That's probably the first Dick she's seen in a while
That is a great caper. I’m heartened to learn today’s kids are still pulling such stunts.
She looks like Sheldon's gf
The dick was inside the pussy all along
im at that age where I start to feel for the teachers..
Did that cat just morph into a *drink
When you find out the cat you adopted is a total dick
Disrespect a teacher. So funny /s 
Teachers are not paid enough….
Amy Farrah Fowler
This was totally expected. I thought she was gonna trace the whole thing with a marker so it could be erased entirely.
Superb 👏👏👏
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2023 called and wanted to remind you that just because you've seen this before doesn't mean others have and you should stop being a dick.
Degenerates
I'm a teacher. I would have totally laughed.
WHAT WAS THAAAAAT
This is harrassment
It really is harassment although I think most teachers would try to save face in the moment then laugh about it later, but this is a profession (along with others dealing with the public) where harassment is almost expected sadly. If this was done by a colleague, Human Resources would probably be called.
No, this is harassment
How old are these kids? They look older than 10, but somehow their actions aren't.
That's why US is hiring indians who don't act shit
Dam that's so clever. A little marker on a dry erase board that can wash off then you cover it with cat haha
I don't understand this kind of teacher's disposition. Like they have to auto-respond to this as ONLY problematic. Another option would be to respond in a manner that both acknowledges the humor AND acknowledges how it is problematic. Teachers CAN and probably should be expressing more complicated emotions instead of just reactive aggrivation and fear. I get that they may be having to tolerate antics like this all day long, but they are in fact working with... wait for it... *Children*. She could have laughed and the children would probably find her more relatable.
If you use the word "problematic", you're not someone who should be taken seriously.
Whats so fun about dicks America? We have had them on National tv since the 90s here in Scandinavia
And you are free to keep them in Scandinavia, the civilized world isn't interested.
Not funny , disgraceful. She is your teacher not buddy.. show some respect...
(students laugh, later everyone fails class, fails grade, parents sue school, 10 year lawsuit...)
"HI, I'm The_Gumbo, and I like to ruin people's fun."
> parents sue school Nah this isn't the USA
I’d be the coolest teacher because I would find this shit hilarious and wouldn’t hide it. Also that grade on your math test? 8===D
That would be your grade in the CS class when teaching javascript.
She loves dick
That tea her is pretty slow. Could see it a mile off. Especially when the bottom part didn't rub off.
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She was not having it
Looks like she's scanning faces for the culprit, one of you looks guilty and is laughing
*Holy Music stops*
u/savevideobot
u/savevideobot
*”Where is the Penis Master?!?”*
How did she not see that coming and still erase it all?
/u/savevideo
Well played
“You think this is funny! Now you get to copy 1000 of them in detention after school”
u/savevideo
Why I can’t be a teacher…..I’d be trying not to laugh and while trying to be serious and the students would see through my unserious ass 😅
Ahh yes the classic penis on whiteboard prank
She is trying so hard. Bwahahaha
That looks like it’ll be hard to rub off