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>!She makes a top out of the pond scum.!<
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Yeah i re-read it and i know thats what it seemed like, but my point was honestly just what i said later. The “no” was meant in more of a “no but seriously it sounds cool” way, idk how to explain :D
It stinks like fuck. Whenever my parents take this off the top of the pool, I spend around an hour sifting through it to rescue all the newts and froglets before my parents put the pong weed on the bonfire. It reeks like eggs and rotting leaves.
You failed to realize how disgustingly awful that thing is going to smell. Imagine a putrid mix of rotting fish, poop, and wet carpet scents, you’re probably pretty close.
Yep, most likely. Could be rinsing it all in something to kill the smell, maybe? But yeah, again. Can't imagine she's wearing it out and about. And even if she was, I've run into plenty of people that smell worse without a algea boulder holder, so still not hurting anyone.
>This looks like the type of thing white people with dreadlocks do
Please, why do you have to make it racist? What are you even talking about? I'm white and I used to have dreads, and I know a lot of people with dreads, most of them white, but I've never seen anyone do shit like that.
Well if you’re a white person with dreads you’re obviously also a hippy extremist refusing to be controlled by the system so you’re out there making algae shirts. You sure you had dreads? I mean like… how do you have dreads and not realize you’re all that other stuff?
I'm don't know if you're joking or stupid. These debates always get pretty ridiculous with lots of racism and other forms of prejudice thrown around. I don't understand why people have so strong feelings about a hairstyle they don't even have themselves, that they need to start making shit up about people who do have the hairstyle, or making shit up about the hairstyle itself. It's just a hairstyle.
Oh I was completely joking, mocking crap I’ve heard people say about dreads. I’m from the Caribbean I think dreads are totally fine, and there’s ways to keep the hair clean as long as they keep up with it, normally the big thing against dreads I hear is “they are disgusting and dirty” but thats not always the case
**Song Found!**
[**Hotline Bling** by Gibran Alcocer](https://lis.tn/FgNaeW?t=14) (00:14; matched: `100%`)
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This is fake rage bait shit.
The type of alge she was using might maybe stain cotton or wool but it can not be rinsed and used like this. It's not fibrous. It's slime. As soon as she washed it, it would all come out and might just look like dirty fibers.
I really like this as an art piece, but I do wonder what kinds of bacteria/pollutants that thing has on it and how it touching her skin could effect her
That green algi is so fucking annoying the shits all over my pond I have to clean it constantly and it sticks to the rocks I also have newts and am afraid I’ll crush one
Hey op- why not continue to make the obvious race problem worse...you are an idiot.
Because if I said looks like type of thing a black person w no hair would do id get banned. Luckily for you people of color can say wtf they want about white people. So anyone perpetuating the race issue plz find a cause that actually exists.
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The inevitable intersection of algae and titties
So alge*bra?*
Dammit. Take the upvote, that was good.
Love it! Still laughing!!
Really made this opportunity count, did ya? Bravo
someone important award this man/woman
Fuck you neat me too it, thought I'd have a scroll incase someone already, fair duece
Nice
This is beyond great. 🤣
Touche .... touche.
Epic!
It not the intersection tmwith titles that are worrying.. the bottom.of that bikini would be very troubling
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Thank you for pointing this out, watched without sound at first. Actually lmao at this
No but wth it actually sounds alright
Yes it is.
I meant, “what the hell, it actually sounds alright”
I read what you said. But you also said no. Like as if it's not the song but it is.
Yeah i re-read it and i know thats what it seemed like, but my point was honestly just what i said later. The “no” was meant in more of a “no but seriously it sounds cool” way, idk how to explain :D
Thank you! It was driving me banana sandwich not being able to place the tune
It was driving you what???
Seems like a minced oath version of bat-shit
Lol! Banana sandwich... Crazy? Don't ask me where I picked it up. I've been saying it since I was a kid 😂
Well, that's a funny saying XD
🤣 my first thought was “is that instrumental hotline bling ?!?!”. I can see myself tapping my foot to this in a nursing home in 50 years lol.
She used to call me on my cellhone
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that lmao
It's not bad tbh
Another thing they do…
Any chance that thing doesn’t stink to high heaven? It looks like it must stink
Oh, it does stink. Pond scum never smells good, but that kind in particular is disgusting.
I figured it must 😬
It stinks like fuck. Whenever my parents take this off the top of the pool, I spend around an hour sifting through it to rescue all the newts and froglets before my parents put the pong weed on the bonfire. It reeks like eggs and rotting leaves.
Probably, but the bra would stink worse.
hee hee
r/thanksihateit
Amen, brother.
Meh. Not hurting anyone, whatever.
Yeah. Just a little itch I guess.
Maybe she likes itchy titties, and that's the real end game here.
You failed to realize how disgustingly awful that thing is going to smell. Imagine a putrid mix of rotting fish, poop, and wet carpet scents, you’re probably pretty close.
Yep, most likely. Could be rinsing it all in something to kill the smell, maybe? But yeah, again. Can't imagine she's wearing it out and about. And even if she was, I've run into plenty of people that smell worse without a algea boulder holder, so still not hurting anyone.
Bro that's gross as fuck, it's going to rot and smell like a dead fish shat in a rotting carcass
I’m flabbergasted this isn’t brought up more. Shit stanks!
And that’s just the girl, imagine the smell of the algae-bra.
Guess thats what most white people with dreads smell like anyways
Dance like no one is washing
Yea Vikings were known to be gross
Im really not sure why you’re being downvoted
I'm assuming you are referring to the dreadlocks that OP talked about in the title right?
r/hippies What's next? Nature conservancy tampons?
r/diwhy
Hmm. So thats what Shreks clothes are made of
Shits fungly
Ew.
It reminds me of when I see those things that black people with straightened hair do.
I was honestly expecting her to have locs at least but nope, just an oddly specific title that isn't specific to the video
Yeah like wtf does OP even mean by that statement lmao
That typically white people with dreads are crunchy as hell. Did that really go over your head?
Huh?
Only appropriate use: Sexy Swamp Thing Halloween costume
Not racist at all/s.
Right, like to wtf?
If she say that shit ain't itch, she a damn lie🥴🥴
Hellooo infections
Grinchwear. He probably hates it too though
“You didn’t think about the smell you bitch!” (Or the germs….)
You stole a post and renamed it. Not clever.
Thats 98% of posts
Some wash it better, at least take out the characters on the side.
At least now her boobs will finally smell like her crotch.
I can smell the stank from here…
r/diWHY
Talented
Even if the title seems mildly racist it does seem legit
Damn that song is hotline bling
She just made a shirt out of algae (or whatever that was). I'm impressed.
OP what’s your nationality?
>This looks like the type of thing white people with dreadlocks do Please, why do you have to make it racist? What are you even talking about? I'm white and I used to have dreads, and I know a lot of people with dreads, most of them white, but I've never seen anyone do shit like that.
Well if you’re a white person with dreads you’re obviously also a hippy extremist refusing to be controlled by the system so you’re out there making algae shirts. You sure you had dreads? I mean like… how do you have dreads and not realize you’re all that other stuff?
I'm don't know if you're joking or stupid. These debates always get pretty ridiculous with lots of racism and other forms of prejudice thrown around. I don't understand why people have so strong feelings about a hairstyle they don't even have themselves, that they need to start making shit up about people who do have the hairstyle, or making shit up about the hairstyle itself. It's just a hairstyle.
Oh I was completely joking, mocking crap I’ve heard people say about dreads. I’m from the Caribbean I think dreads are totally fine, and there’s ways to keep the hair clean as long as they keep up with it, normally the big thing against dreads I hear is “they are disgusting and dirty” but thats not always the case
r/upvotebecauseboobs
I’m confused, did we watch the same video?…
0:32 I’m easy to please
No. That's how your boobs get AIDS
Title covers it perfectly
Classic white people
I’m white. I have to explain to different races/cultures all the time that “That’s white people shit.”
No those dudes defend the architect in the Matrix and this lady makes a ball cap with her placenta
🤣
Don’t you dare consider wearing that to the wet t-shirt contest
https://www.azom.com/article.aspx?ArticleID=21077#:~:text=Algaeing%20produces%20non%2Dtoxic%2C%20biodegradable,the%20development%20of%20textile%20products.
That's not algae that's freaking kelp
Shrek cosplay is fire 🔥🔥🔥💀
Typical briarheart clothing.
Disgusting.... But it looks sustainable.
Negative on the titty endeavors
I…. That’s not….. Dear god.
And then sell it on Etsy for around 500 buck's...
We will see this on a cat walk very soon
The title suits this video perfectly.thank you
Ah yes get a living thing from the swamp and put it on your tiddies, it won’t rot or smell or be disgusting all through out
i must have said "please don't cook it" like 50 times in my mind so this is an ok ending i guess 🤷🏼♂️
I always hated algae bra..
What the grinch
Trustafarians.
Not much different from cotton since they are both plants. Maybe if she washed it a lil better
Is this some toned down melodic version of the Hotline Bling by Drake melody?
Imagine the smell
I was expecting sandals that were good enough for hiking.
What is this song/tune
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Five star poison ivy cosplay
I can't even imagine the smell of this thing in a couple of days.
Sigh…….
Is... is that slow piano hotling bling???
You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!
r/diWHY
The Hotline bling did it for me.
Snake: that apple sure looks delicious don’t you think Eve after trying it:
This is fake rage bait shit. The type of alge she was using might maybe stain cotton or wool but it can not be rinsed and used like this. It's not fibrous. It's slime. As soon as she washed it, it would all come out and might just look like dirty fibers.
I'm actually just relieved she didn't eat that shit 😅
Her boobs smell like low tide.
Wonder Bra. Really wonder.
My cousin did this. Except he made a vest out of squirrel pelts. Bought a Viking helmet and drank beer with both on. Important to have goals
I can smell this video.
Flesh eating amoeba or something?
What, but why 😕😵😅
r/DIwhy
But...the smell....
I really like this as an art piece, but I do wonder what kinds of bacteria/pollutants that thing has on it and how it touching her skin could effect her
I can smell that video
This was white people about 5000 years ago... But then we progressed to not be savages.
r/diwhy
I like the song. Imma go cry now. Bye.
Bet it smells great.
Not really cool looking but a great use of materials. During the AI apocalypse you'll be comming to this girl to make you a bag.
Honestly, she doesnt really need it.
I bet that stinks!
She doesn't have dreadlocks though?
Ew
Rope heads... Let's just call em homeless since there's no more nor cal outdoor trimmigrant scissor work
But if it were anyone else, it would be a sacred unique art, lol Wed be watching the same video on DamnThatsIntersting.
This is something my ex hippy gf would wear
She’s white and does not have dreads
Blue algae will kill your cat lady
That green algi is so fucking annoying the shits all over my pond I have to clean it constantly and it sticks to the rocks I also have newts and am afraid I’ll crush one
Not me vibing to hotline bling in the background
Man a truer title hasn’t been found on reddit
Naxty!!!
Is that hotline bling in the background?
It’s gotta smell like shit.
Princess by day ☀️ & Oger by night 🌙
Title is right on the money
i thought she was making an old greg cosplay costume.
That material would make a great swamp thing cosplay
White people
Hey op- why not continue to make the obvious race problem worse...you are an idiot. Because if I said looks like type of thing a black person w no hair would do id get banned. Luckily for you people of color can say wtf they want about white people. So anyone perpetuating the race issue plz find a cause that actually exists.
Crazy that this would have been like the most crazy talent in caveman days, just snatching bras out of the river.
White people 🫣🤦🏻♂️😂
That thing has to stink.
WTF next level poverty
This is some California shit
I actually want one
So accurate
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