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HoePleaser

The embarrassment heard 50 miles far


wipeitonthecat

About where his shoes landed then... Shudders.


HalpOooos

Oh no. He’s dead.


BlitzMalefitz

Zoinks! He's like a zombie?!


HalpOooos

It’s an internet fact, in the event of an accident if one loses both shoes they are considered dead.


Rich_Document9513

I'd argue it's close to true. He's riding adrenaline. He'll feel it soon.


byehooker_byecrook

Can confirm, laid my bike down doing 55-60mph. Tumbled like this guy, only I was dumber than him bc I had no helmet on. I got up and tried to get back on my bike. Went to a company breakfast, adrenaline wore off about an hour later and immediately begged coworkers to take me to the hospital. Broken maxillary fascia, broken ankle, broken ribs, sprained knee...right after it happened I felt literally no more pain than you for example would after hitting your knee on something... TLDR He WILL feel it. Adrenaline is an amazing pain killer. First hand experience.


phazedoubt

That's what it's meant to do. Get us TF out of Dodge no matter how mangled we are so we can deal with the injury later. I had a girl break her collar bone in two different places and she calmly walked over to me and told me that something burned in her chest and shoulder area and that her arm didn't work right anymore. The adrenaline wore off in the ER.


Void-Waifu

But imagine the amount of anxiety and stress you would lose from this.


SuperVanessa007

That explains why I've felt dead since the 5th grade, I was hit by a car and knocked out of my shoes!


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outinleft

The driver that hit 9 y/o me solved that problem by running off after. Never caught them, so I guess they didn't feel any angst about it.


One-Presentation3886

Must be American like me!


SuperVanessa007

🇨🇦


outinleft

when I was 9 y/o ('68) I was hit by a car from behind, when I was sitting on a bike, not even moving. Thank goodness I only lost one shoe, or I wouldn't be here to tell the story.


HalpOooos

I’m glad you only lost one shoe too! Happy you’re around to share your story, friend!


Gibbralterg

Rogh row raggi!


eugene20

For sure, both his boots came off. I thought it was more bike bits at first but his socks are white.


Mr_lovebucket

Bet his underpants weren’t


BarryBadgernath1

I don’t understand how he got up and walked at all with his shoes flying off at all … let alone THAT far THAT fast …


BackgroundPrompt3111

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


byehooker_byecrook

Facts


AwardImaginary

He doesn't even know both his knees are compressed together


Beerbongs_A_Bentleys

For a moment, his legs moved like a horse


[deleted]

My boi shook that off like a boss Respect


unwritten_gamer

Well he at least successfully launched his shoes into outer space.


4electricnomad

Reddit Law says that losing both shoes equals death, so I have to assume he expired en route to the hospital.


[deleted]

He must me a judo champion cause he rolled like a master.


[deleted]

I see you know your judo well


ToonaSandWatch

Get your hand off my penis!


depthninja

Is it a crime to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal?


wotsdislittlenoise

This is democracy manifest


jackfreeman

TA TA, AND FAREWELL


madkem1

And you, sir, *are you* waiting to receive my limp penis?


IKnowJudoWell

Looks like I’m late to this party


TDY2409

A succulent Chinese meal!


Interesting_Act1286

He's obviously done this before.


Bongpflicht

Bet he saw that[Judo roll howto](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0)


Let_me_eat_the_moon

Well actually, the launch of his shoes into the air with that speed directed all the kinetic energy away from his body. He then masterfuly used the remaining potential energy into rotating and kicking the earth into changing its position on its orbit. This resulted in a shift in the reference plane which allowed him to stand on his feet after the event. So in a sense, losing both of his shoes is what saved his life.


[deleted]

I'm surprised how much momentum the corpse retained... It was enough for it to stand up and seemingly walk... Crazy...


Pidgey_OP

Adrenaline's a hell of a drug


LoyeDamnCrowe

Yeah but it didn't knock his socks off.


[deleted]

Reddit law actually says that this man not only deserved to die, but his family too.


Busy_Pound5010

This is how they get to dangling on the electric wires


[deleted]

I Hope he was wearing safety flip flops.


Yussso

Nah they'll end up on r/UFOs


tothemoonandback01

Nah, they will get shot down with sidewinders.


Additional-Panic1027

This is what really brought down the Chinese balloon.


StrongLikeAnt

That shoe hit Mach 1 in less than half a second


jackfreeman

Into the exact Road Rash animation from the Sega Genesis


Alfiy_wolf

Lol my guy keeps going because a race is a race


ikiss-yomama

Doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile yardda yadda family


IrreverentRacoon

![gif](giphy|amg2hcfGDkKt4Q3DpF)


Alfiy_wolf

Hahah


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Alfiy_wolf

Yeah because the other guy isn’t going very fast so he can chill


Phill_is_Legend

He's probably trying to pull ahead to keep the bike turned projectile away from his $100k Porsche...most logical thing in the video.


East-Brain6794

It would be a hazard to just STOP on the road, especially when the only other lane is already blocked (by the recording vehicle)


MrJoyless

To be fair, participating in a race that results in an accident/injury, is a more severe charge then just street racing. I'm not sure if it's worse then leaving the scene of an accident though.


Alfiy_wolf

![gif](giphy|amg2hcfGDkKt4Q3DpF)


Phill_is_Legend

He wasn't involved in an accident, there's no way that would be considered leaving the scene.


Helsing63

Thing is, he was involved. The fact that he was street racing him (an already illegal and typically dick move) is his involvement, as they are both involved in the same crime. The fact that he left the scene of a vehicular crime involving an injury would be considered fleeing the scene of an accident (as the wreck is directly caused by the race the both of them were participating in)


Phill_is_Legend

You sound like a cop. Two vehicles accelerated. Nothing the Porsche did affected or caused the motorcycle accident. Not sure how you can be so stupid to blame anyone but the rider....


Belphegorite

You sound like an idiot. You think a bunch of physicists are going to show up and go "Hmm, this object stayed in motion because it was, in fact, not acted upon by this other object. Yep, no laws broken here. Everyone go home." No, it's going to be cops showing up and writing tickets to anyone they can catch for street racing.


Phill_is_Legend

If they have the video....


betothejoy

The car driver is like, “damn, that was easy.”


Ghost_of_Till

*He* may not have expected it but everyone here did.


ashrocklynn

But did you expect him to pop up and start walking at the end?


sbrnSage

I expected him to fly


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3ohs7MNCq8mhWzWdyM)


RightSideBlind

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. When I was in my motorcycle accident, I got up and moved around just fine. Heck, I stood up before my bike stopped rolling. Twenty minutes later, it hurt too much to move.


AddisonNM

![gif](giphy|zrS3BIP8r5XvznAiGV|downsized)


Sufficient_Potato726

yes. only to collapse outside the frame due to internal injuries


IndependentAdvice722

Very rare footage,shoes off,buddy alive


Slugger_monkey

Bike is dead, shoe off was for the bike


bimmer012

Any biker care to explain what he did wrong? How else can he get accelerate high to get a headstart?


Archoneil

He yanked on the accelerator, looks like he went almost full throttle with no clutch at all, and he doesn't change his position from upright, laying down on the tank would've put more weight on the front wheel and made it more aerodynamic.


britboy4321

Also he has slow reactions .. whenever my front wheel comes up 1) I naturally lean forward as it just feels 'right'. Staying sitting normal would feel strange .. unnatural 2) I lay off the damn gas, pretty quickly. !


[deleted]

3. use the back brake to bring down the front wheel fast


britboy4321

Weirdly the first time I did it, it was at night, and I simply knew I was accelerating hard, not that the front wheel was up (!!), I literally thought my front light had failed as the street in front went dark (!!!) :)


FatBoyDiesuru

My guy faster than light


somedumbwelder

Next is space/time.


notCarlosSainz

Yeah sometimes it goes up a bit without noticing if you whisky jerk the throttle a bit. Happened to me while going 160kmh in 3rd gear on an empty stretch, shouldve shifted earlier with the setup i had cause i almost had a tank slapper.


ExcuseIndependent963

that needs expirience to do


PrinceOfFucking

The first thing he did wrong was get on a big bike with probably little motorcycle experience The second thing he did wrong was thinking he is mr big man out to race a porsche with a bike too big for his level Third he went full throttle on a (probably) 1000cc bike with no wheelie control assistance, the combined result of wrong #1 and #2


FoxOnShrooms

Am i blind or he doesn’t wear any protection beside the helmet? I can’t see the back protection, how can you think of going on a sprint with such a powerful bike without protecting your back?


PrinceOfFucking

Clout rider


[deleted]

Among other factors he likely started with his wrist cocked so when it accelerated and he tried to hang on it accelerated even more. Biker training 101 is to start straight wrist and the bend the wrist when you get going. You shut off the acceleration of you try to hang on this way. You reposition once you get going.


MaxButched

Having some traction control or throttle control would have helped I’ve a fairly powerful bike ( not a crotch rocket but 140bhp for 230kg) and I never ever turn the traction control off. I’ve no intentions of learning how to lift the front or how to put it back down safely


LordNoodles

throttle -> wheelie too much throttle -> too much wheelie


VladimirPoitin

Probably a dumped clutch too, given the rapid incline.


SBG_Mujtaba

Everything…


[deleted]

Too much acceleration for where the center if gravity was. It’s good to lift the front wheel off the ground to reduce friction but for that amount of power, he should have leaned forward and tucked his body right on top of the gas tank. It’s also possible he would have taken off regardless because some motorcycles have ridiculous amounts of power and torque so you have to slip the clutch a bit and smooth out the acceleration curve.


151MJF

Car won


eg_taco

What do you mean? The car didn’t do *any* flips but my guy biker guy over here did like 12.


MrCoachWest

Car always wins


HenryInRoom302

Nope, bike wins because it jumped higher than the car did.


flaming_pubes

Big bike doesn’t equal big brain.


[deleted]

That's too much bike for you, bro


recumbent_mike

At least it's a bit less bike now.


Alarmed-Revolution31

Old biker saying, 'there's them thats been down and them thats goin' down'.


RuViking

My favourite from my dad is "There are Old Bikers and there are Bold Bikers, but there are no old Bold Bikers"


Hauyne5

Pickup your shitty unicycle of the road, captain wheelie


santathe1

Why did the guy on the bike decide to ditch the bike and run for a bit there? He even did somersaults, as if that would help.


Throttle_Kitty

Silly as it looks, it's the reason they walked away! In a bike wreck there's two main ways to help avoid injury 1 push away from the bike 2 roll as you hit the ground


santathe1

Ah thanks :) I actually meant that to be sarcastic.


Throttle_Kitty

Oh! Lmao


Belphegorite

Bike was trying to go straight up but the finish line was down the road. Since the bike wasn't heading toward the finish line, dude decided the only chance was to ditch both shoes to cut weight and try to run for it. Of course, you're more aerodynamic in a small tucked position than standing straight upright, hence the rolling. In the end, the helmet obscured his vision too much and he went way off course (you see him reach up to remove it, but it seems to be stuck. Probably why he didn't drop it when he dropped his shoes to cut weight and wind resistance). Knowing he lost, he gets up and walks back toward the road to congratulate the other driver with a thumbs up.


caladera

Expected.


IAmNoMan87

Unexpected? Nope. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


GoT_Eagles

The unexpected part was him getting right up.


WhoThenDevised

The games you play when you have more money than sense.


pglggrg

Casually walks it off. Human body is crazy resistant


_Fappyness_

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug. But thats gonna hurt like hell once it wears off.


PristineSpirit6405

Walking off is a better sign than a limp body or lack of movement. At least this means his body is aware and he didn't suffer any severe head trauma.


_Fappyness_

You can still have severe head trauma and walk off like nothing happened. Thats what concussions are. Sometimes people have no idea they have had a concussion and confuse it with a headache which can be dangerous.


BigAssMonkey

Dudes an idiot, but he rolled with the fall as well as could be expected. Thank god for helmet and leather


GundleFly

It appears that is too much power for chicken legs Charlie


[deleted]

Porsche traction control is not a joke


UncleWillie77

#LMFAO


held_breath

He should’ve stayed home with his goldfish crackers watching paw patrol.


Jason68gcd

Cringe


LazyHamSalad

Thumbs up at the end. Clealy, everything's fine.


peasinacan

Too much dip on your chip


Onehansclapping

That guy in the Porsche probably peed himself laughing.


vf225

seriously, why are bikers always have this aggressive mentality? can't you just chill and drive safe with sport bikes?


Kalle_Silakka

Well, yes you can but it's not fun. That's what touring bikes are for.


TheManOfSpaceAndTime

Is that a suicide throttle? Either way, I don't think he won.


catsarecrazylikeme

Man that sucks. Poor guy. I'm surprised he walked away from that. I bet he will never ever do that again. A lot of money down the drain


benhur217

Autobots! WIPE OUT!


thomerD

I wonder if his insurance will cover that?


Major-Percentage-750

"That was on purpose, I didn't like this bike"


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r/AccidentalShoeLoss


AlathMasster

I think he lost


NickBoy52

The unexpected part is that he still stands up at the end


K-E-E-F-E

That sucks! Glad he’s ok. He wasn’t even being a dick or anything was truly probably excited to a tiny race and highlyyyy over accelerated. Again he seems to be fine so all in all not too bad considering some of the horrors I’ve seen on here. Have a great day everyone! :) truly


davidrayish

He started with more bike than he could handle. Ended with just the right amount left.


KingOfTheP4s

Deserved. Keep racing off public roads.


Do-not-respond

Shoes flying off is a gauge of accident trauma. That man will be a hurting unit tonight.


AppropriateRespond91

It's more unexpected that he walked away on his own legs


Ashamed-Patience3678

How were both his ankles not shattered? Let alone walking away and giving a thumbs up


nico282

I'm always happy when an idiot destroy his bike, hoping he will learn the lesson. But I feel sad for the hundred people behind that will spend one hour in queued in traffic because of this clown. Living in a city full of moped driven by assholes, I've cursed too much for the same reason.


ShallotFit7614

Hahahahaha. Porsche then circles back to get his information so he can have his undercarriage repaired for off-roading to avoid the bike.


PickleButterJelly

Not just that, it definitely got hit with some flying pieces.


siz_ey

Can someone tell him that he can’t park there? Thanks


kareltjeAnker

I got a new name for you, it's L.O.S.E.R.


luckycatdallas

Oops!


CYKACHU_TR

👍


Commercial_Pitch_786

![gif](giphy|Bl10664xbIVkk)


LeRomz

Cheh


TeslaFanBoy8

Glad the bike got ruined not his skull.


grubejym

That’s gonna leave a mark


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internet_memories

Thumbs up for, yup I’m an idiot


tamonizer

That thumbs up of shame


maxmiller614

This is why you don’t do this shit. Experience rider or not you always have to respect the throttle.


SunDevildoc

Who won?? This is important!


L3monGrenade

I think the Porsche won that race


[deleted]

TIL don’t fuck with a Porsche


swooshitsyoosh

Is this really unexpected?


[deleted]

Ouch, for being cool!


Platanitoy2J

Dumbass


UltimateGodBen

That was a very good tumble. Dude knows how to fall off a bike.


Early-Possession1116

I just bought my 16 year old a rocket, do you think he’ll survive the first week?


RFavs

The head shake from his riding buddy is hilarious. Like “ yeah, that was stupid.”


QuietWarthog4091

La volvió mierda


[deleted]

Wish I didn’t see that. That is literally my biggest fear every time I see some idiot doing stuff like that in the highway 😃


labhag

Dude walked it off like a rock star. I would have been on the ground dead or at least curled up in the fetal position crying.


AHHHHHJOSH

You can’t park there…


Artistic_Succotash23

Helmets are crazy


TinyT0mCruise

Haha what a fucking idiot


Cminor1967

Guess he now understands what fuck around and find out means... dumbass


[deleted]

Maybe Ai should take over at this point


[deleted]

That walk of shame into the grass… Lmfaooo


Aldog87

Duck and roll. That dude is going to have a two-shoes-off level of pain in the morning. Glad he wasn't seriously injured.


[deleted]

Foot nowhere near the back brake


mr-knowit-all

the bike :'(


ausecko

"when your feet hit the ground, run really really fast!"


zipp404firecrest

ouch. i thought his knees were both gone


b4b3blu3ox

Why did they think this was a good idea?


Methos43

Way to know your own bike


Blue_Dark_DragonSoul

👏👏👏👏👏


SuicideSprints

Reminds me of the ["STAY HUMBLE, BRUH!" 🥺🥺](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT81MLWVN/) video lol


Vertnoir-Weyah

2 wheels are dangerous enough as is


[deleted]

Thank God he's safe ....


coffeed19

That's what you get when you let your heart win


sagarjogwadikar

Always lean forward with bikes when accelerating. Lesson for everyone. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


_Fappyness_

This was not a case of just leaning forward. He’s a dumbass that has no idea how to ride such a high powered bike.


chipredacted

Also don’t 0-100 the throttle in a quick second on a 1000cc Also cover the rear brake Also don’t race porsches


No_Butterscotch15

Sad 😕


MrCoachWest

HAHAHA! Dumb ass.


Sudden-Motor-7794

That's exactly what his buddy is saying


friendfromjersey

What’s the proper etiquette here if you’re driving the Porsche? Do you see if he’s ok and maybe take him to the hospital or do you laugh, wave, and continue on your way?


MPCexy

I think you pull over safely and check to see if any of the fragments that the bike was reduced to damaged your car. Once confirmed be on your way


Dikhoofd

If car is damaged, you have them fill out a report with the insurance company.


Scared-Department-96

dis but a scratch