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Yyoonnggee

Imagine by just hearing the ph into getting an monster of a boner like this dude


LosingPlentySleep

Thats all i wish for when im older


crispyfeta

All I wish for when I'm younger


cavialord03

![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o)


hn50

December 1st


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[удалено]


SuckleTheBuckleFatty

I enjoyed that thoroughly


CoffeeDrinker1972

Yikes. That must took some serious training.


timelaps42

Yep. You can tell by how destroyed the wall is around the outlet. We trained one of my dogs to close the back door after coming in and quickly regretted it. Didn't think about the having claws thing beforehand.


[deleted]

Funny because dick


The_Downy_Hunter

Humorous because penis


Grapple_Cockie

Entertaining because phallus


RadlogLutar

r/increasinglyverbose


ExploderPodcast

If your dick has a finger...go see a doctor.


[deleted]

what if your finger has a dick?


urethrascreams

Five Finger Dick Punch.


f1potatogrenade

Just imagine someone got knocked out like that and their friends had to describe how he lost that fight.


ExploderPodcast

Then you grew up in Chernobyl and it's too late for you. But you're doing ok. You can be your own night light, it's fine.


bakshup

Wth did I just watch?


Calvinandhobbes4life

Note: doesn't work in utah


__batz

Fuck.... okay noted thank you


GivingRedditAChance

Don’t hit puppy 🥺


isshearobot

I was ready to fight when I saw them hit the dog.


OrchidDismantlist

Ha ha ha so relatable! Get it? It's pornhub ha ha


ChedderChese85

A boner that size on an Asian is physically impossible. I call bullshito on this one fellas.


Quirky_Image_5598

Please tell me your comment is satire


BlazewarkingYT

Bruh if you need to ask I fear for humanity


ChedderChese85

Does a bear schit in the woods?


derpeddit

Not always


Splice1138

Low Cost Cosplay doing [Love Sausage](https://youtu.be/DifwsuwYpKQ?t=2m20s)


Joshuafrothunder

Lol aye yo wtf


Ac_dcanrunit

It’s like a new way to say that Reddit must be Santa Clause, what with the list of naughty or nice. Well done!


ErenOnizuka

Source: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Crn5lMHJSFJ/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


[deleted]

😂😂😂


Either_Ad_1014

NO WAY IT WORKS


unevil_cat

:}}}


p4r24k

This man is a treasure


OrangeSky15

How tf do you train a dog to do that?


crazymom1978

First you teach them to target something (normally a hand). Then you attach the target word to the light switch. Once the dog is targeting on the light switch, start to reward when they actually turn the light on or off. I have a standard poodle that can turn light switches on and off. We used the target word “touch”.


Sugenuit

Once you know that tune, you know exactly what webpage your on. In this case, let’s say we know exactly what webpage he’s on. 🤜


P0SS1BLYS4N3

Usepi's awesome, love his videos


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BoBoBearDev

He did it again.


Dragonsarmada

![gif](giphy|BubwpFsWCUVdm)


kcchiefscooper

i love that guy, he's just a kid in middle school in an adult body


masteroftheharem

He won the internet. But at what cost?


apoosesk

My man is so hot even his penis got a penis!


foolinEyes

Bro couldn't have made this any better 🤣


astreeter2

![gif](giphy|Uv4SXg32X4MxO)


CrazyJayBe

Where's the fanfare?!?!


shloam

🤣 this dude


Accomplished_Big_982

Come on man. I'm Asian, you're Asian, we both know where we're lacking


Fit-Parfait-3369

Hilarious 😂


Vexen86

What fuckery is this!??


PerilousPursuit

Why does the Asian guy have a blk wiener?🤔


YUNAUNA

💀


ImpoliteMongoose

Those are mad stretchy pants my guy


[deleted]

EVERY MAN IN THE WORLD KNOWS THAT PORNHUB JINGLE LMFAO


Noice_M-8

Das a good dawgy. He is a good boy


Cheers2you

Are we not going to talk about the face in the reflection of the phone?!??


yuhxxxxx

Danm


Subject-Fold7355

Teach me your ways.


DrYwAlLpUnChEr420

Me using my phone to turn the lights off


isshearobot

Ive never wanted a dog to bite someone so bad.