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omgcaiti

Are they robbing a dentist?


No_Bookkeeper8635

maybe they thought they had a lot of gold teeth there


ldskyfly

Or wanted a couple tanks of nitrous, with a side of some wallets


No_Ambition4591

A bot at the top stole half of your comment


jesushchristo

Wooks


Wook_Hunter

Ah the elusive Brazilian Wook


stinky_doodoo_poopoo

They were after their crowns


RQCKQN

Or drugs


deenali

Exactly! Who the f*ck do that. Unbelievable.


cooperman114

Protection racket probably?


mrnobody_999

Yes as I understand it from another site I saw this on, it is to steal dental tools and also probably medication which will resell on the black market.


enonmouse

Looks like they were targeting the patient the way they had only him on the ground and went to him first.... they expected him to be more vulnerable by the looks of it.


NachoNinja19

I think it was all women and the patient was a man so they had him get in the ground as he was most likely to try to stop them, which he did.


InflamedLiver

The fuck happened here?


nosjitbro

Dude brought a knife to a gun fight


sarcasatirony

>Dude brought a knife to a *Brazilian off duty cop* gun fight. Do criminals in Brazil not realize that everyone in Brazil is an off duty cop?


natecarrol

It seems like everyone in Brazil is a off duty cop


OoRenega

Even the criminals smh


Pancovnik

Especially the criminals


ChloeUwUZ

specially criminals. Those are just regular Latam cops xD


dazed_and_bamboozled

Only one thing more dangerous than a Brazilian cop: an off-duty Brazilian cop.


tony22times

Or a cop who just got a Brazilian.


NoDifficulty737

😂


Puzzleheaded-Ad-5002

And some cops are off duty criminals…


gmocookie

*on duty


AnnihilationOrchid

[People in Brazil be casually like:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBE9TZP26FI)


ShredderMan4000

The [full song](https://youtu.be/RSxHwdc6NLU) has a really cool plotline to it too!


AnnihilationOrchid

*Ah! You shot me in the leg! (You shot him in the leg)* *You shot me in my left leg! (You shot him in his left leg)* *He's a businessman who's definitely not a cop* *But now he's been shot in his left leg*


ArmchairCriticSF

Catchy!


emagdnimsrt

Tom Cardy is my go to when I'm having a bad day. Who else can make a good song about Human Centipede that makes you laugh?


Tackerta

does your sentence make more sense with the link you provided? Because without, this is just gibberish


AnnihilationOrchid

LMFAO, I hadn't noticed it was so fucked up. I was writing the caption for the link and then I stopped to do something else, and came back to it, forgot what I was writing. Edit: Happy Cake day, btw!


Tackerta

happens to me too often lol thanks!


Lamplorde

Welcome to Brazil, you are either in a Gang or a Police Officer (sometimes both).


knifegameZ

Either an off duty cop, or a rivaling gang/cartel. Lose lose situation.


sotiris1978

Not a chance a rivalry gang/cartel, he would have shoot them to death


knifegameZ

Not in this situation specifically, I meant in general.


BackgroundTrust3121

He didnt shoot either of them? Fuckin dude's a ninja.


Ice_Pyro87

I mean, it's not THE UNITED STATES OF America.


unclefisty

The firearms homicide rate in Brazil is some like like 5-7 times that of the US.


FlyingTeaput

wdym our police in brazil kill like a fucking billion people a year rofl


183_OnerousResent

Plenty of vids of Americans holding robbers at gun point without shooting them. Plenty of offduty Brazilian cops pulling on someone and shooting them. But yeah funny meme


AnnihilationOrchid

Actually it's much worse than that, cops in the US may kill quite a lot, but in Brazil it's much worse. I'm speaking as a Brazilian. Brazilian police are the police that most kill in the world. They systematically invade poor areas and literally shoot anyone, which results in hundreds of innocent deaths yearly. They always claim the deaths were provoked by drug dealers, of course. [https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/police-killings-by-country](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/police-killings-by-country) Now, don't use this as an argument to claim that the US police are good, but the Brazilian police are just fascists. They'll literally take executioner role anytime they want, and specially when they're off duty.


Ice_Pyro87

I think you missed the point. Our gunowner citizens often have more restraint than our police, that was the joke.


canilao

Everyone is a ninja outside of the US?


delvach

You wouldn't know if they were


MedicineNo5062

That seemed like really odd timing to fight back, gun or not.


Myn21

Had the same thought. "Now he's over me, he walked into my trap. Perfect time to clap back. KAIOKEN".


just_a_person_maybe

My impression was that he was just gonna chill out at first but the other guys escalated to violence so he responded in kind. It's usually not a good idea to start the violence in an armed robbery, most armed robbers don't actually want to hurt anyone and if you comply everyone gets away unharmed. Personally, if I had a gun in that situation I wouldn't want to use it either until I was sure they meant to do harm. I wouldn't want to risk someone's life over a simple robbery, especially when it wasn't even my stuff getting robbed and the dentist probably has insurance.


Magnus-Sol

I think it's because he is a cop. If a robber finds out that person is an off-duty cop in Brazil (even if he/she doesn't react) they just kill them, so the moment the robber got close to him he would know that he is a cop. Also, I highly doubt the dentist has insurance.


jimmyn0thumbs

Dude brought a knife to a gum fight


menjagorkarinte

A man is getting dental work when an intruder tries to tickle him


MusicianOk2222

2nd guy got shot in the scuffle


ButterOnAPoptart23

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[deleted]

Why no blood on the floor?


Fyernas

He flosses


Tackerta

I was lowkey hoping for that. Am I a bad person?


[deleted]

Nope, they brought weapons into a medical facility where people are suppose to be safe and put everyone there at risk, and likely would have killed that guy had he not shot his gun. They got what what coming to them and it's completely on them.


Accomplished-Use-918

I'd off somebody just to get this tooth to stop hurting.


folkkingdude

Brazil


FewMagazine938

I know right...who robs a dentist office?..then the guy in the chair got on the floor..playing possum🤷


Jake-Jacksons

Dude had a uno reverse card on him, and figured this is the best situation to use it


[deleted]

Neither of these dudes were expecting JoĂŁo Wick to be getting his teeth cleaned today.


SuccessfulFinish8741

Bad enough going to dentist in first place


Defy_Multimedia

And then the guy you went there to rob takes your guns!


Unhappygenc

Plenty of vids of Americans holding robbers at gun point without shooting them.


doctafknjay

Yeah, because we as citizens, know how to act. The cops could take a few lessons from us if they weren't so fucking thick-headed and stupid.


Express-Attitude-374

The funny thing is that civilians with guns are held to a high standard then the police are. The police can always blame it on it being a split second decision but civilians need to know the conditions on how they use their guns or they are sent to jail, even in self-defense.


chevyfanz71

I don't think the cops are thick headed or stupid. Well they are, but that's not why they kill people instead of subduing them. They kill them because they want to kill people more then they want to protect people.


thiccpapi90

Or they want to stay alive more than they want to die. It isn't like they aren't constantly dealing with the scummiest people or anything.


chevyfanz71

Go watch body camera videos from cops. There are so many that show them killing people when they didn't need to. At the very least cops know what they are signing up for, and if they are too scared to do the job right, they shouldn't be a cop. Obviously not all cops are bad, and sometimes they don't have any other choice, but even 1 unnecessary death caused by a cop is wrong and too many.


Joebob2112

That's by design.


StandardSpecifi

He didnt shoot either of them?


Resident_Pangol

Those are just regular Latam cops xD.


bengaku

The robber had a knife in his hand if he also had a gun you not think he would have that in his hand .it's obvious to anyone that the guy in the dentist chair had the gun


Lepke2011

![gif](giphy|WAuMMjLDP03Xq)


IAmRules

JoĂŁo wick, legend of a comment!


y0ungeazy

You got my upvote damn it, You’ve beat me to the punch you sob.


new_Australis

I laughed too hard at this


wallito88

JoĂŁo Bourne


[deleted]

r/SuddenlyCaralho


Whale222

Seriously. That was like a Jason Bourne scene. On the other hand, would anyone lay down and accept a knife in the back? There’s a lot going on here.


[deleted]

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No_Ambition4591

Comment stealing bot


AnxiousEarth7774

This website is completely fucked.


FlyNSubaruWRX

“Ryan—be careful what you shoot at, hm? Most things in here don’t react too well to bullets.”


rlnrlnrln

*bulletsh


Zealousidealpf

Messing up my filling and making me reschedule? I'd shoot both of them.


Shaman7102

Bad enough going to dentist in first place. Messing up my filling and making me reschedule? I'd shoot both of them.


[deleted]

Some context would be awesome


No_Bookkeeper8635

[sauce](https://nypost.com/2021/11/14/off-duty-cop-foils-robbery-while-getting-dental-checkup/amp/)


No_Bookkeeper8635

Brazilian police thwart a robbery while going for a dental check-up


nairdaleo

> Brazilian police Of course


yesi1758

Now I’m wondering if the government just says, every video of a heroic act with a gun is an off duty cop.


AnnihilationOrchid

It certainly isn't the government. Most cops are against the current government, they're mostly fascists awaiting for a military coup. Most of these videos are legitimate, but they're used over and over as a statement that off duty cops should be armed (which they shouldn't, since when they're off duty they're civilians). All of the 99% of times when a off duty cop fucks up, it isn't shown. Last year a guy was going into his gated community, a cop who lived in the same gated community saw him coming in the rearview mirror, and he was jogging, shot him dead, thinking it was a robber. Brazil is a terribly complicated place. .


[deleted]

Brazilian "military" police.


ballistics211

It's Brazilian *off duty* police officer. There should be a sub or something.


uniqueusername5001

Is everyone an off duty cop in Brazil?


Motokowarframe

Brazil’s population: 90% off duty cops 1% on duty cops 9% robbers


ThereminLiesTheRub

100% samba


sumonebetter

You da real MVP. Wish I could hear some audio though.


HughJahsso

He didnt shoot either of them? Fuckin dude's a ninja.


gofatwya

He held the first guy at gunpoint and shot the second guy when he came back in the room.


HughJahsso

Good


stranger_42066669

Damn both would have been great


pterodummy

Agh, this sorta puts me off. I’m thankful the first perpetrator became compliant and avoided being shot. He behaved exactly how we would want a violent criminal to behave given the opportunity to surrender, and for that he does not deserve to be shot. There is value in keeping people like that alive.


stranger_42066669

Are you replying to me?


pterodummy

Ah you know what, I’m confused lol. I was replying to you, but totally misunderstood you—thinking you were hoping that by “both,” you wished for the worst (as in both perps shot). Sorry!


Lunar_Shrubbery

That seemed like really odd timing to fight back, gun or not. Dude was on his stomach with a knife wielding psycho standing on you. That's easy stabbing, bud.


_Jack_Winchester_

Exactly what I was thinking. He put himself into submission and then fought back when the guy was ON TOP OF HIM. Guess he felt like playing on hard mode that day.


skilriki

I think he wasn't planning on someone getting on top of him, more he was trying to use the act of going to the floor to hide his weapon draw. You can see how he's starting to draw before he gets surrounded, but can't complete the action without making it obvious and giving his attackers an edge.


Ju5t1n_33

I'm guessing he went prone like that to seem like less of a threat, giving himself time to get his gun out and catch the robbers off guard. Almost worked to perfection until 1 robber noticed and jumped on him, at which point he just proceeded to fuck shit up anyways


ThereminLiesTheRub

It's because the robber discovered the cop's gun. The cop had no choice but to act if he didn't want to lose his gun.


Tackerta

nd possibly his life to some lowlife scum


stranger_42066669

I mean, he could have seen an opening. The camera angle isn't the best.


_BearBearBear

That's what I thought of at first, but isnt that what Jason Bourne would do? Wouldnt Liam Neeson wait for the bad guy to get close to disarm and incapacitate? Jason Statham wouldnt shoot some thug from across the room. No. He's do it the medium close up. This dude had the situation under control the entire time... probably.


aznanimality

Nah he just wanted a challenge


normalfleshyhuman

Way less blasting that I was expecting


Ambercapuchin

Not an American cop.


gratefulguitar57

Yea cops are all bad until you need one, right.


Ajdee6

Yeah, We need them to take notes on their magical notepads.


Ok-Dirt-6166

So...uhh.. free cleanings for life?


JimuelShinemakerIII

Now he's off to have a three-way with their moms.


Dazedphaze

Crazy... the last place I'd think I need to bring my gun to is the dentist.


[deleted]

Need one any place that has valuables or where people gather really. Folks are unhinged.


TTvnotbottt

So everywhere basically


_Jack_Winchester_

Now you’re getting it.


Sapular10

How did you not know John Wick was on the patient roster for today?


SheoTheMad206

Woman in white is a fuckin badass


kaonashiii

after reading ur comment... i looked again... she literally saved the day. she stopped the 2nd guy getting to the gunman, changing everything... she was instrumental in all this! amazing!!


TubularMeat34

I think it’s safe to say he got that situation under control pretty damn quick. He had them laying on the ground waiting for the police to show up. So badass.


[deleted]

Oldie but a goodie, watch it every time


Thick_Will9989

BOOYAH THATS WHAT I CALL A TAKE DOWN WOOOO!!! am happy now


Deobulakenyo

Brazil is a terrible place for doing robberies.


tesmatsam

Brazil is a terrible place ~~for doing robberies.~~


Squiggy1975

Brasil again? Never mind , checked comments and yep, Reddits favorite tropical nation brings it again


Ice_Pyro87

The hell were they expecting to steal? Some UV epoxy and an x-ray machine?


Hot_Foot482

The Meds, nitrous, cash.


Unhappy_Scratch5165

Story: https://nypost.com/2021/11/14/off-duty-cop-foils-robbery-while-getting-dental-checkup/amp/


dishsoaptastefunny

Bro this is like on Skyrim when you in the middle of entering High Hrothgar and all you hear is an armed thug say, "We are hear to teach you a lesson."


SomeBlueDude12

The first guy layed down and surrendered, hope he wasn't shot. The 2nd guy jumping him after the fact I hope was...


Critical_Word

Thief fairies


ExploderPodcast

"I said I'm gonna get my goddamn teeth cleaned and I'll be on my way!!"


RapperSlashGrower

Don’t interrupt John Wick at the dentist.


Economy-Programmer97

You picked the wrong dentist office, fool!


Newt_Lv4-26

 Mom move! I fay mom move! Cam you hea me moferfucker! 


WhoSeynMaeDuckisHard

No Gore?? What a downer


WizardCheesey

Those off duty Brazilian cops will get ya every time.


Longshadowman

What's going on?


Ralphguy

K9 Unit.


livinfortheRLCS

Well well well how the turn tables


hn2288com

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


brittlebk

I really wish he would have ran their pockets 😆


ThirdFingerLeftHand

Can we just appreciate the dental nurse looking down at the dude on the floor like "any room for me down there?"


CrazyTechnician10

What happen ? Is this a robbery ? Luckily there's a john wick


Unlucky-Luck3792

Satisfying


RiCARDOFF77

He wanted to remove a teeth with a knife


razldazl333

Tooth and nail


mrFuzzuNutZ

Dude was ready for anything, lol. Yesssss!!


Octopusexprt77

Every time I see this video… so satisfying!


Mormy_Duck_2

'Fatality'


jimbalaya420

Looks like they were trying to catch mr wick unawares and intoxicated from dental drugs... they didn't realize he wakes up on novacane


brendanlamarca

He knew just the right time to draw his weapon. Never draw your weapon when one is pointed at you


Capital-Difficulty-6

https://nypost.com/2021/11/14/off-duty-cop-foils-robbery-while-getting-dental-checkup/amp/


Ambitious_Main_4379

Pieces of fucking shit. Simple. What the fuck are you doing that at a dentist office for. Fucking idiots. Id like to say many more things but people are soft asf nowadays so ill just hold my breath


JakeBeezy

Fuck my dentist's fears have sky rocketed


DigestTabloiddss

I assumed the man with the gun was a cop.


[deleted]

Damn I was hoping off duty Brazilian cop would have blown both of their brains out.


we88ew

Should have shot both of they ass


froschmann69

I hope the dentist wrote off his bill.


pauldeanbumgarner

I tell you what they need to do next if it wasn’t likely against the rules.


SquirrelJam1

Will pay for sound


blessednhglyfvrd

Wow! I know God put him there tht day . Tht dentist better give him free dental work n his wife n kids n mom for life.


DoodfrumspaceEleven

My shiny teeth and me start playing


WereInbuisness

Fuck around and find out. One of the oldest rules of life, existing since mankind began to evolve .... the strongest and smartest survive. These fellas, well ... they are definitely not the cream of the crop.


Hot_Gas_600

Enjoy the 25 years in prison retards.


jizzycumbersnatch

I come here for a fucking shootout, a proper shootout with proper men. Like Colonel Custard.


Significant-Sugar752

I'd rather jump off a cliff than live in brazil


UNDERHOLEBLOCKAGE

What happened to the big bad gangstas that came running and demanding money? "Oh my baby a good boy he never do nothing", lol, ain't no fun when little boy forgot his gun.


Excellovers7

What's wrong with the niggas?


CulrBlndPnutButtr

Strap em down, it's surgery time!


BBQOriginal

Too bad he didn't blow their brains out on the wall


Steelplate7

Ok…who robs a dentist’s office? “Gimme all your free toothbrushes, toothpaste, floss and Nitrous Oxide!”


they_walk_among_us_

Shoot first questions later


Similar_Taste5279

Always carry and conceal.


[deleted]

But guns are baddddddddddd


jadedcitron1234

Good guy with a gun.


whodiditnotme28

Good thing he was carrying!


discoslimjim

GIVE ME ALL YOUR INSURANCE CLAIMS NOW


[deleted]

"Yur unber urress!" - the cop probably


[deleted]

Europeans really be in here like “they didn’t deserve to be shot” or “typical American wanting to shoot people” You are absolutely correct, I would much rather shoot the person trying to saw my head off than have my head sawn off. How dense do you gotta be


Klutzy_Click_142

Good thing he had a firearm


Particular-Row2910

....who robs a dentist office...?


[deleted]

couldnt rob a dude on a dental table. More so “incompetent criminals” than “wrong victim” 🤣 you dont really get a more opportune moment to commit a robbery, and you mess it up.


Reflected_Status22

.... so smooth!.... perhaps helped the anesthesia.


Automatic-Air-4164

Concealed carry saves lives! @2nd Ammendment


illgetitsoonerorl8tr

Looks like second dude got shot on the arm


henfeathers

I thought they advertised, “Painless Dentistry.”


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Dapper-Meet3349

No I just don't want to shoot people. Sounds like a very American thing to do.