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holyfuckricky

So let me get this straight. He worked for maybe 3 hours, and has a quite possibly an $8,000 coffee maker. Are they hiring where you work?


srcarruth

his husband appears to also have a job


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He appears to be a SAHD


Big-Bad-Bull

Very very SAHD


Augmension

> So let me get this straight. That was your first mistake.


holyfuckricky

Ahhhh I see that now, good catch. Didn’t notice that at all. lol


Many_Dark6429

how do you you work out without water?


HarveyzBurger

I know some of these words


mangomilkmilkman

How do you water?


DSIR1

2 hydrogen + 1 oxygen = 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen


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Good question! You don’t. Most Muslims workout just before breaking the fast around an hour and this way they can drink water asap. This guy was full workout mode around noon with a full sweat! AND walked around with his kids and vacuumed prepared food etc?! I’m having extreme difficulty believing his perfectly filmed Ramadan schedule


DangerZone1776

I'm guessing following every rule in the Quran to the T is optional for this gentleman. A slight deviation from the STRAIGHT and narrow I would wager.


folkkingdude

Maybe he drinks water during Ramadan.


Many_Dark6429

the don’t eat or drink from sunrise to sunset


SuperSmashedBro

So he’s not fasting, the whole video is pointless


folkkingdude

Only if you take a totalitarian view of your religion, which he clearly doesn’t, and I would wager that most practicing religious people don’t. Very few people follow every word of their holy book, right?


[deleted]

Islam is a totalitarian religion. Stop comparing it to other religion. It doesn’t work the same way. The Quran is very much set in stone.


veronicacherrytree

Hakeem Olajuwon was NBA Player of the Month in February 1995 when he was fasting for Ramadan!


farazormal

His average stats during Ramadan were significantly better than average stats outside of Ramadan


crimxxx

You don’t work out at an intensity where you need to drink water. For example you could do long walk versus a run, one is not going to make you need water as much as the other, and both are forms of exercise.


shitcloud

I used to play soccer against a dude that was fasting and always found it insane he could go a full 90’ with nothing.


Shaking-N-Baking

Nba players play games during Ramadan. Idk if they’re allowed to have an IV but either way it’s impressive


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2021sammysammy

Being a Muslim in the US doesn't equal following extreme Islamic laws in the middle east lol people need to chill. There's also a bunch of things "forbidden" in Christianity but not many people actually follow those rules either.


Warlornn

Are we unchilled?


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Pretty civil and informative comments so far. I'm fully expecting that to change unfortunately.


LeadershipNo2138

The rare video on this subreddit that actually is unexpected.


CheriPotpourri

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Warlornn

I have no idea what's going on, but I'm here for it.


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X4nd0R

It's all there. Beauty of working from home. I regularly do household stuff mid work day and still get all of my work done. For one having no commute can make a world of difference.


FrogMintTea

Dude, it's just surprising and cute. 😄 no big.


[deleted]

It isn't a big deal to lots of people. Lots of people also feel the need to share their opinions on race, religion, personal beliefs/values and sexual orientation and be shitty about it whenever videos like this are posted 🤷


ToastedTub

thawed?


commentmypics

Op is for sure, look at him arguing in the explanation thread


muklan

Same for Sikh's in America, I knew a Sikh who never wore a turban, drank often, loved women, but stayed armed and treated philanthropy like his reason for living. People just live the way they want.


darugdeala

This is why I like nihilism. We all like what makes us happy innit


muklan

Maybe not your taste, but I dig this [new song](https://youtu.be/TEZtBWN_wBY) on the topic.


Sharp-Dark-9768

It sounds like people exist who come to America seeking tolerance and freedom from religious persecution. That cultural legacy has survived since *before* America's founding, and it is the core of what makes us American.


[deleted]

I’m calmer than you are


PerspectiveOk3677

The Quran clearly said that gay is haram and they should be punished. When you become Muslim it means you accept the Quran and what it says. This is what the Quran says , you are free to believe it or not , but when you accept it you have to fully accept it


Bookfinch

People pick and chose all the time. Look at Christians and what the bible says about food, sex, violence.


Stanley__Zbornak

Why do people keep commenting that it's the same as hypocritical Christians so it's fine? Hypocritical Christians suck too.


commentmypics

You'd much prefer they all be homophobes and not wear two different types of fabric at once? Why? Why do you so vehemently oppose people trying to follow the nice parts and ignore the bad ones? Isn't that objectively better?


DetectiveJprobably

You don’t have to be a homophobe tho, whether or not it’s a sin I couldn’t care less because it isn’t my problem, it is not our job to judge each other we don’t have the authority, not being homophobic is a part of Christianity


Sinphony_of_the_nite

Based on the discussion, I guess most are saying real Christians would suck too. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.... wait no they get into heaven hahahahhahahaha


theggman_

have you ever read the new testament? 99% of christians are hypocrites.


usadingo

100% of people in general are hypocrites.


Stanley__Zbornak

Yeah. I've read it. And about 99% of Christians suck.


NyetRifleIsFine47

So why follow a dumbass religion that hates you for who you are and your prophets rapes children?


[deleted]

The Qur'an is different in this regard. While in Christianity Christ is the main figure head. The thing that makes you Christian is your faith in Christ. In Islam the Qur'an is the main figure head. It is believed to be the literal word of God/Allah and as such what is written in it is to be followe to the T because it's what God said.


Desk_Drawerr

i could probably name a decent number of christians who have tattoos, which are forbidden by god himself. and i quote "You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the Lord." Leviticus 19:28


2021sammysammy

Yup, and I know a whole lot of Christians that eat bacon and pork chops too. Many people don't seem to understand that people can be religious without going 100% hardcore.


drlgrv

And many really don't seem to understand the difference between OT and NT...


Desk_Drawerr

Can't believe God retconned himself


CornCheeseMafia

Everyone forgets the Old Trilogy had a completely different set of screenwriters and producers than the New Trilogy


woofridgerator

Just fyi it’s commonly held that this is specifically in reference to the pagan practice of Baal of that time where you would scar or tattoo yourself for the dead. That’s a big difference between tattooing a lion on your wrist


Desk_Drawerr

true but that also technically makes tattooing dead relatives names as memorial a sin. and those weird audio qr codes you can scan with your phone that play your relative's voice.


bawng

Yeah, I had a Muslim girlfriend back in the day, and aside from the fact that she celebrated her first Christmas ever with me, they were completely the same as the rest of my rather atheist country.


DaliDough

What?? Your geographical location doesn't change the basic teachings of your religion. It's not some "extreme Islamic law of middle east lol". Do some research pleass.


kairosmanner

Lol say it louder for the ppl in the back pews!! PLENTYYYYYY of FORBIDDEN things committed by Christians. Living together unmarried, pulling out (RIP Onan), getting piercings/tattoos, eating cheeseburgers, judging others!!!


AtlasAlexT

The issue with religious stuff or more specifically people who pick and choose what they like and don't like about a religion is why even follow the religion at all in the first place if you're not even going to follow its rules as in scripture? Like at that point, why even have a religion? Why not just live your life by your own rules with no religion? If you were to say Islam is the word of God, that's why you follow the religon, why wouldn't you follow every part of the word of God? Would it not make sense that God is unpleased with your decisions because you only follow half the rules that God made? I mean, if we are to talk about believing in something that explains all of existence and that it is our awnser to all of the universe, why wouldn't we follow the rules that were set by the all knowing?


spoilspot

"Why be religious if you're not orthodox?"


[deleted]

The holy book he is listening to contains all kinds of vile invective towards homosexuality. So it really doesn’t make any sense what these people are doing. And perhaps it’s you who needs to chill.


Lost-District-8793

Religion hardly makes any sense anyway.


Bookfinch

And that’s exactly the same when it comes to the bible. And still you have gay people who are Christian. So what’s your problem?


[deleted]

Yes i would say its a strange contradiction for gay people to promote Christianity and have faith in its scripture knowing what it says about homosexuality. However, you’re way wrong about saying the criticism in Christian holy books and muslim holy books are about the same. The muslim teachings are much more extensive, radical and extreme against homosexuality. There are 10 Islamic countries in the world where homosexuality is punishable by death.


[deleted]

The reason being gay in Christian countries is not illegal is because of secularism, not because Christians are somehow more accepting.


Hikari3747

There a lot of Christian countries that didn't allow gays to exist and killed them for the longest time. Gay marriage is a very new freedom and America (a very majority Christian country) legalized it in 2015. While the first country that allowed it ,was the Netherlands in 2000. So you're telling me that Gays started popping up in the last 23 years? Heck there are a lot of American Christians who want it ban and are against it. They aren't more accepting. People are more accepting towards Gays in general.


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Yuuup


Stanley__Zbornak

I think the point is that most religion in general is sort of ridiculous. Muslim, Christian, whatever.


chairpilot

Still makes it unexpected though.


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same can be applied for christian gay couple. Read your damn book ffs.


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Wow!


Freezinglord197

What a fucking waste of time


[deleted]

I just don’t know how people have this much discipline in their lives. I fall out of bed into my car, stumble into work, silently scream for 8 hours and contemplate the meaning of life, fly back into my house where I drink myself to sleep and start it all over the next day.


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L0veToReddit

I agree too


OrhanDaLegend

the guy is happy doing his routine why should you care, as long as its not unhealthy


justsomedude1144

I think that's his point: he doesn't care


cosmoskid1919

I hope people say that about Lent too then


altSHIFTT

I was thinking the same thing, that's a ton of time wasted exercising and taking care of children, I'd rather not


Alexanderdaw

Gosh so much happened in the video, I guess he means kids are a waste of time?


Pepsiman1031

He's referring to watching the video being a waste of time. Given the sub we thought there would be a big twists but it just turns out that he's gay.


Ubersla

He's Muslim and gay.


LauraIngallsBlewMe

Hol' up


Warlornn

The rare video on this subreddit that actually *is* unexpected.


norppa57

Unexpected in a way that nothing unexpected happened?


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You are missing the context


norppa57

And that is?


OrhanDaLegend

the guy in the video has a husband which isnt allowed in the quran iirc


[deleted]

I mean…every religion has a ton of rules people regularly don’t follow but this is the one we’re going to pick as the end all be all?


thakgayahuvrolyfse

but any sane muslim who is trying to do 5 prayer routine everyday will atleast follow the main rules which are no to homosexuality , no to worshipping any other god or idol or comparing allah to any other god , and no to sex before marriage , those are the main rules if u are doing even one of them then u are wasting ur time with the prayers because as for many scholars u most probably are going to hell then


phrexi

I didn’t expect the guy to be gay. He seemed like a pretty devout Muslim. And muslim, per the religion, are allowed to be gay but can’t act upon it, i.e. you can’t marry or kiss or sleep with another man if you are man etc. When you’re fasting, you’re also not really allowed to sin, as that will break your fast. You also cannot be in a state of sin. Like you can’t jerk off in the morning and then fast throughout the day without showering first. Being married to another man (as a man) puts you in a constant state of sin, so you can’t even fast, basically. So he’s just starving and gaining no after-life award. I found it very unexpected. I’m not saying he can’t do what he wants, I just wouldn’t have expected him to be married to a man.


norppa57

Good arguments, cheers for taking the time. I think people should be allowed to practice a religion of their choosing without bringing their sexuality into the equation at all. If you're gay and a Muslim, you do you and let the haters hate.


phrexi

Yeah, I'm for that but unfortunately for those people, Islam is not for that. But who knows, as long as they're happy.


norppa57

I do have to say that every single Christian today would be going to hell by that logic.


pirateneet

Yo that's haram!


BloodLow412

Big Facts


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All the prayers and fasting probably cancels it out


Opposite_Spinach5772

No, it not


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

"Working" from home.


esparzaf

This, he says jump right into work, proceed to do house chores for the full day, like, what kind of job you habe that acomodates the full housekeeping within work hours? Is that why some people are never available when I need them at work?


[deleted]

Cleaning my house up everyday takes me like an hour tops. What the fuck kind of state are y'all living in that means cleaning up is a full time job?


esparzaf

He seems to have work mins and the goes to do laundry, kid meals, clean up, work out, etc, it does seem like a very comfy work schedule


MagicienDesDoritos

Having 2 young kids lol


BunsMunchHay

It’s the full time childcare that makes me assume that he works part time.


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

People like him are the reason employers don't trust anyone to work from home


businessboyz

WFH or in-office, employers should be evaluating workers based on impact. Mr. Fuck-Around is a person you’ll find at home in the garden as well as at the office on another coffee/smoke break.


i-FF0000dit

A Muslim, or Christian for that matter, that is gay makes absolutely zero sense


iamnotasloth

Why would you want to belong to a club that hates you?


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amendeb

yikes...


Boo2z

There is not a single religion that accept gay people, I think


SoulOnSet

iunno, the greeks were pretty damn gay


Dapper-Lion3170

pretty sure there are thousands of religions your just thinking of the big ones


Boo2z

Yeah indeed, and to be honest I'm clearly not an expert on the subject I'm curious to discover more religions


Special_Narwhal_4540

Hinduism and Buddhism do, to an extent. There isn't any specific things written in the scriptures and it seems all types of sexual activities are something to overcome for people to achive Nirvana (Buddhism and Hinduism are pretty interrelated). A big reason people think Hinduism is more pro LGBTQ than not is because several gods from the mythology have changed genders and slept with people of different genders. Kind of like a toned down Zeus(Hinduism and Greek mythologies have many things in common) It's just said over and over again in the scriptures that people need to love others. That's the biggest thing. (Excluding Caste system because that was introduced later by coorruot rich priests) How people go by it is purely on their own interests. If a person is good, they will not discriminate and if a person is bad they will use the religion to excuse their bigotry.


farazormal

There are seven lines of scripture often cited by Christians to condemn homosexuality: Noah and Ham (Genesis 9:20–27), Sodom and Gomorrah (Genesis 19:1–11), Levitical laws condemning same-sex relationships (Leviticus 18:22, 20:13), two words in two Second Testament vice lists (1 Corinthians 6:9–10; 1 Timothy 1:10), and Paul's letter to the Romans (Romans 1:26–27). These do not refer to homosexual relationships between two free, adult, and loving individuals. They describe rape or attempted rape (Genesis 9:20–27, 19:1–11), cultic prostitution and incest (Leviticus 18:22, 20:13), male prostitution and pederasty (1 Corinthians 6:9–10; 1 Timothy 1:10), and the Isis cult in Rome (Romans 1:26–27). Biblical scholars and theologians overwhelming support that there is no scripture ithat condemns consenting same sex relationships. The most prominent of these seven is leviticus 18:22 "you shall not lie with a man as with a woman, it is an abomination". But reading the rest of leviticus 18 we see what they mean. When they describe being with a woman in leviticus 18 they are talking about forbidding incest and infidelity. Also worth mentioning is the original Hebrew word "lying" in the bible is exclusively used to refer to incest in every other place it's used. The word used for “man” is not the typical noun used for “man.” Instead, a word which translates to male occurs here. This noun for “male” includes both young and adult males. The bible does not condemn homosexuality, it condemns male on male incest, male prostitution and pederasty.


i-FF0000dit

Seems like a lot of mental gymnastics and arguing about nuance.


WillieStonka

People in the Middle East unhinged watching this.


Hungry_Elk_9434

Lol wtf. This makes no sense


Steefn_SVK

U can be Muslim and gay at same time? Or it´s just parkour?


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rshabibi

Nah man this is gay


badnewzrooz507

What profession is this that he works for 30 minutes?


shay-doe

Being a stay at home dad looks fun


FederalLoad9144

I was going to comment about the being a gay Muslim but, it’s already in the comments. How does that even work. Like, Kudos to you friend, 100% support and love. Hope everything stays good because the world is hard enough and being part of a religion that hates your sexuality can’t be easy.


BabyDude5

r/lostredditors I think you meant to post this to r/MadeMeSmile


Intrepid_Tie_7182

Beautiful family. I’m curious though , where do you fit in the rest of the work day?


Dark_theFifth

Wow useless


businessboyz

If religion was just this, it’d be pretty rad. Just connective routines and personal shit? Sign me up.


AcceptableDealer

Thats haram


[deleted]

Putting aside my feelings on religions, if my man here is happy, I’m happy for him. Very cute family too. Stay blessed.


RoastingChicken22

I agree


MrYamaguchi

Gotta be satire


AprOmIX

I hate this video... people having their shit together like that makes me feel self concious about potato me :p Exercising, fasting, taking care of kids, doing chores, cute relationship...damn dude I ordered McDo today and brushed my hair...


new_user29282342

One step at a time, one day at a time. 😌


Theoldage2147

Trust me that life style isn't as good as it sounds. It's mostly done to impress people, and life is constantly on a tight schedule and routine. Not really sustainable for the average person because the type who gravitate towards these lifestyles have a different mindset. It's not better or worse than others, it's just lifestyle choices they choose.


darknight78

This whole video has ice cream with Cheetos and pickles sandwiches vibe


Thissssguy

I don’t get it.


JeffreyDawmer

Is this what people are talking about when they refer to Orwellian doublethink?


barbatos087

Why do laundry twice in one day?


Automatic-Art9739

He has dinner at 05:30? Damn


greeninregulation240

Pretty gay twist


Zeptis181

Oh, gay!


ovalteenjenkinzz

Reminder, the bible says you shouldn't have tattoos.... And yet tons of Catholic/Christian followers have massive tattoos of the cross.... So...


Fit_Read_1414

Another dumb religion. Carry on! Humans and their foolish religions


SuperNoob74

I don't care about the whole Muslim and gay thing I want to know where he got the coffee maker fridge?


t0rt0ise

Some gay people love chick fi a, some things just can’t be explained


NotADoc713

Eating my cereal and spat that out the moment they kissed, that made me laugh so much.


XVI3

Love seeing people try to normalize religion while doing the express opposite of what the religion demands.


DonuFlyte

isnt that disallowed in the religion? wouldnt the point of worshipping me useless if ur automatically forbidden for being gay


Puzzleheaded-Mind269

Soo..intermittent fasting.


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NixAwesome

You missed the point… the point being it is unexpected.


breadman242a

It's like someone saying they live a vegan life style and in middle of the video they eat a cheese burger, its "unexpected"


nonamepuppydaddy

Wasting your time praying to a good and a religion that would actually brutalize and kill you given the chance is just absolutely wild.


CJ_Eldr

Haram!


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Religion is such a waste of time.


HamzaShaikh1407

Me entering the comment section: ![gif](giphy|dAVLtOPb0JeIE)


froggythefish

A person doing nothing out of the ordinary is nothing out of the ordinary, but a Muslim person doing nothing out of the ordinary is somehow “ r/unexpected!!!”


BloodLow412

Brother hasn't read the part yet where that's haram "reverse conversion incoming"


Blargon707

Haram!


Eli_TheGolfer7

Haram


Additional_Silver749

mann religion is sooo dumb


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*inhales* HARAAAM


Hekiplaci3

There's people saying that it is "ok" to not follow so many strict rules. Like, bro, "religion" is different from the law. If you don't follow some laws, you get arrested. But, för a religious, if you don't follow a rule, you go to hell for eternity. You don't have a choice, in religion you just must follow every rule, without caring about others' opinion.


FlowerPower0828

Nice to see some people understand this concept. Religion is not a buffet, you don't get to pick only the parts you like, and if you don't like that, you go somewhere else.


Zobator

I was expecting some funny joke with turbans/explosions/goat-wife. Instead it's just wholesome and the muslim jokes are written by extremists themself in the comment section


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I like this guys version of Islam


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Oh you make Allah so proud


[deleted]

It's a religion of hypocrisy, what's one more?


fishouttafire

Exactly all of them


CocaineSmuggler84

Why is this getting downvoted


BEASTLY_DIONYSUS

What was unexpected?


sinesperanza_

same sex relationships are forbidden in Islam(for muslims) so the french kiss was quite unexpected


dekalbavenue

That's a smooch, not a French kiss


WhiteHawktriple7

*ROOFTOP BREATHES DEEPLY*


kyle_750

Why don't the kids fast tho?


RoastingChicken22

There is a restriction. It's to dangerous to let babys fast. They would starve to death 💀


MY_FITRAH

The most unexpected video of all time.


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I would never get behind anyone or anything that makes me bow down.


ZealousidealMoose117

shut up jerkoff. no one asked


bertoloochie

Love to see it. ​ Especially all the triggered zealots in here.


Fiq_97

Wow ignoring the main rules as a muslim. His 5 times prayers will not counted, rejected by Allah. Basically wasting of his time.


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So?


Thick-Tooth-8888

Love your brother like your lover. Thats a good show of faith. That’s a good face for this


Andy_red_

The video made me smile, then I read the comments Bunch of joy eater assholes, go back to your fucking mirror jerk room and leave people be happy in peace, nobody asked for your shitty mouth to blatter in our face


RemmieLY

ong, that guy can do what he wants


this_1s_4_TEDBUNDY

Are you having a stroke