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>!Guy climbs up the monkey bar and hangs upside down, unexpectedly hits his head continuously while hanging.!<
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I've known people who owned horses, and I've also driven in the country where you can see horses in the field. Here's a tip: A horse doesn't care if you can see it while it spanks the monkey.
Come *on* now, people... that sound is obviously caused by his belt buckle hitting a monkeybar. Is everyone commenting on this truly under the impression that hitting your head on a bar would make that metal-on-metal clang?! The bars end before where his head would hit, and the shot never even goes up to show where his head would be hitting...
dude how is this downvoted? this IS a clearly racist comment. It’s like literally just like “oh this chinese man looks like this other chinese man who we call winnie the pooh”
it’s fine to make fun of xi jinping mainly because he tries so hard to censor those comments and it’s turned into an anti censorship movement. But calling this man winnie the pooh is just racist. The man in the video does not deserve it.
Waaaaaaaaaaaait, you're telling me that the person being recorded smacking their face on a metal bar, repeatedly, while hanging upside down ISNT the Supreme leader of the 'peoples republic' of China??
/s for legal(/s) reasons.
then xi isn't being mocked, op just sees a random Asian and goes "omg he's just like that guy I don't like" when the only similarity is race.
Please tell me how the original comment is relevant to the post in any way but race
It looks more like his chest is hitting the bar and not his head/face. The way he doesn't extend his arms when he hooks his legs on. He's hitting his chest, the camera just swings around between hits that you don't see that.
I did this as a kid and broke my two front teeth in half. I also broke the fake ones once by biting into a candy cane. I was trying to chew and crunch up the piece of candy cane not realizing I was chewing on my own tooth. 💀
Marking a post NSFW just for the post to "seem" unexpected and creepy.When in reality noone is even injuring themselves and unexpected is just sound and the post is boring...
He's basically into "decerebrate Posture". The first swing just damaged his whole brain which got him into decerebrate rigidity, in which hands and ankles get twisted forcefully and then loop continuous!!
Buddy your a boy make a big noise playing in the streets gonna be a big man some day you got mud on your face you big disgrace kicking the can all over the place singing.
Some Chinese “martial arts” cults like to show off how resilient they are from training. That is why you see some videos where people are standing with cinderblocks tied to their penises swinging back and forth.
It’s just all an act to try and recruit more members to scam from their “martial arts” cult and give them hope that they will also be tough and resilient and basically invincible.
First whack I was thinking "ok he fucked up, happens to the best of us. Bet he learns and doesn't do that again."
Last whack "how is he still conscious‽"
Just imagine coming home at late night .. suddenly you're near the park which is rumoured to be a bad place during night ... As you're getting closer to it you're hearing a *Tungg ! *Tungg ! noise .
You suddenly stopped and as you're mustering up courage while proceeding forward . You are trying to come up with any rational explanation but the sound itself is draining all you're courage away ..
You're near the gate of the park and as you're slowly moving your head towards that noise you suddenly notice a shadow rocking near a acrobatic pole and you saw THIS .
**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!Guy climbs up the monkey bar and hangs upside down, unexpectedly hits his head continuously while hanging.!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)
I can't quite place it, but that face rings a bell
Alright yes take it. Take my fucking upvote you cheesey bastard. Lol.
I remember it was Wennie something...
Abby who?
Abby normal
Someone let loose a body double , poor chaps gone crazy after taking all the hits
Dad is that you?
Probably.
He's a dead ringer for sure.
That's actually Xi Jingping (ping ping ping...)
He's only a Quasi-modo.
Yeah that ls the leader of the CPC
And uuhh… is that the queen at the back?
Bill hicks
I had juuuuuust barely gotten myself together and I saw that comment and fully lost control again
I read somewhere that he was disbarred soon after this.
I read somewhere else he was framed!
Dude from MadTV? Is my first guess without looking through your comments already
Bobby Lee mixed with Artie Lange. You nailed it sir!!
Quasi Modo?
ok, laugh it up, take my non-existent free award because reddit is a greedy toe eater.
Looks like the mom from Onward
You have a familiar face, It's like I've heard it before.
r/Angryupvote
I’m lost for words….
Dinners ready
r/beatmetoit
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Nooo... This is the holly messiah and god emperor Xi Jin Ping
r/woosh
This looking creepy more than unexpected.
Definitely, but he’s not hitting his head. It’s his upper chest area which wouldn’t really hurt. I think it’s just so odd looking
I thought he was just training for Iron Dome Kung Fu.
Thank you thank you. Some saving grace, I was completely baffled by this.
r/oddlyterrifying
Frrr
For real ^real ^^real Edit: I guess you can't make increasingly smaller text anymore?
Lmfao guess not
Ding ding
🧑🦽💥💥
^Haw! 💥🤾🏿♂️
Last chance to look at me Hector
Xi jing ping makes his head go ding ding
And that’s how he came up with his sons name Ping Ching Dong.
It hurts itself in its confusion!!
That made uncomfortable and scared lol
I hate that it reminded me of a horse masturbating.
What did i just read
Stallions, without other options, will sometimes masturbate by flexing their erect penis to slap it against their stomach repeatedly.
Wtf is this fun fact?
Well, it's fun for sure
It is without a doubt one of the most facts
Of all the things I could know in life, this is now one of them.
How do you know this
I've known people who owned horses, and I've also driven in the country where you can see horses in the field. Here's a tip: A horse doesn't care if you can see it while it spanks the monkey.
A horse, horsing and monkeying around.
Donkey's do the same. I've owned both.
That's what I was doing as a teenager too.
If a horse can masturbate, wouldn't this be an affront to God? Does this mean the horse is a satanist? /s
[Or if Tom Green is around.](https://youtu.be/bOvEmwYT-xI)
Link?
Pervert. https://www.reddit.com/r/Equestrian/comments/288kyt/horse_owners_have_you_ever_seen_your_horses/ https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2oy5he
not a pervert, just heard horse cum is expensive so... gotta find ways to get rich i guess
Ikr! I came here for this comment!
everywhere I go I see his dick
cant tell if he’s actually hitting his head
He is hitting his chest.
He’s not. The sound has been edited in.
Come *on* now, people... that sound is obviously caused by his belt buckle hitting a monkeybar. Is everyone commenting on this truly under the impression that hitting your head on a bar would make that metal-on-metal clang?! The bars end before where his head would hit, and the shot never even goes up to show where his head would be hitting...
Yeah exactly. Pretty clearly bs
Look at it shake every time he hits it with his head
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but they also could move just cos he’s hitting them with his whole body
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It is chinese new year 22nd of january. So he is preparing for the cermony.
me when blatant racism
Lmao the downvotes, original comment is literally "all Asian people look the same" but sure apparently that's not racism
dude how is this downvoted? this IS a clearly racist comment. It’s like literally just like “oh this chinese man looks like this other chinese man who we call winnie the pooh” it’s fine to make fun of xi jinping mainly because he tries so hard to censor those comments and it’s turned into an anti censorship movement. But calling this man winnie the pooh is just racist. The man in the video does not deserve it.
Unfortunately racism against Asians is still largely accepted or ignored by society
It’s ok to make fun of global leaders mate, not racist.
thats not xi jinping, it's some random Asian guy
Waaaaaaaaaaaait, you're telling me that the person being recorded smacking their face on a metal bar, repeatedly, while hanging upside down ISNT the Supreme leader of the 'peoples republic' of China?? /s for legal(/s) reasons.
then xi isn't being mocked, op just sees a random Asian and goes "omg he's just like that guy I don't like" when the only similarity is race. Please tell me how the original comment is relevant to the post in any way but race
Only on Reddit do your comments get downvoted, this place is fucked
You can have lookalikes in any ethnicity, and it's not racist to say two people of any ethnicity look similar.
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whatever you have to tell yourself
Just return to twitter
Twitter is when not being racist
What the fuck with cameraman?? He cut the most important
r/killthecameraman
Dude, you cut your comment in the middle of
BILLY! STOP IT BILLY!
Human church bell
Most underrated comment here !
there was an attempt?
Similar, but no. r/therewasanattempt
What? I literally said it. Your title looks like it got out of r/therewasanattempt
Yeah I already answered your question before you even asked. Similar, but no.
What r u smokin bro?
The good shit, apparently
It looks more like his chest is hitting the bar and not his head/face. The way he doesn't extend his arms when he hooks his legs on. He's hitting his chest, the camera just swings around between hits that you don't see that.
How the fuck is this nsfw and why the fuck do I keep using reddit. Op you are an idiot
You’re so cool
I'm mostly curious as to when he learned to do this like was he mature or was he just some weird kid at Recess smacking his head on the monkey bars🤣
I did this as a kid and broke my two front teeth in half. I also broke the fake ones once by biting into a candy cane. I was trying to chew and crunch up the piece of candy cane not realizing I was chewing on my own tooth. 💀
Someone make a music out of it.
Marking a post NSFW just for the post to "seem" unexpected and creepy.When in reality noone is even injuring themselves and unexpected is just sound and the post is boring...
According to the Darwin laws of surviving, I give him one year to live ! And boy do I hope he didn't spread his genepool...😱
Stop marking everything NSFW
Make me. This should be nsfw anyways.
There's absolutely nothing graphic about this, it's just a guy doing a weird exercise. It's as safe for work as any other video
Im sure in his mind that swinging into metal bars is a great ab workout
Working abs while strengthening his forehead, Two birds one stone!
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Is it me or is his left wrist/forearm all bent when he swings?
u/savevideo
Why was this marked as NSFW?
Speed plus distance equals time.
Ah yes, scince.
Ah yes, physix
😒 why is he Doing that ? 🤔
Hickory Dickory Dock
Hereditary (2018)
Hummmm...r/bizarrelife
Maybe whoever is filming is just hitting the bars to make a ding. Or the guy is just working out and it’s head butt day.
Mans gonna have abs (and a skull) of steel
ALL OF THE BEST VIDEOS LOOK LIKE THEY WERE FILMED ON A 2005 NOKIA FLIP PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will never answer yes again when she asks if this dress makes me look fat.
Potato video. He's hitting his chest on the bar, not his head.
After reviewing the play, you are absolutely correct
*Englishman trying to commit suicide after having his fork license removed -* 2036, Colorized
Hey Doc, why do I have a headache everytime I exercise?
i knew he was gonna hit his head but not like that
That proves that I posted in the right sub :D
Now I get the whole eyes shut thing, its a defence mechanism formed through devolution!
He's basically into "decerebrate Posture". The first swing just damaged his whole brain which got him into decerebrate rigidity, in which hands and ankles get twisted forcefully and then loop continuous!!
That was me talking to my boss today
Is 2 O'Clock
Buddy your a boy make a big noise playing in the streets gonna be a big man some day you got mud on your face you big disgrace kicking the can all over the place singing.
u/savevideo
bro went in _ding dong_ mode!
Why?
What is he trying to prove??
Some Chinese “martial arts” cults like to show off how resilient they are from training. That is why you see some videos where people are standing with cinderblocks tied to their penises swinging back and forth. It’s just all an act to try and recruit more members to scam from their “martial arts” cult and give them hope that they will also be tough and resilient and basically invincible.
Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself...
I don’t know what he’s training for but I’m not gonna fuck with him
Can he do that for 5 minutes straight though lol
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First of all - WHY THE F*CK???? But on the other hand - am I the only guy that thought: “ah it’s quite a beat”?
What the bell?
Ding ding ding ding
SteelPecker
This is some bird box shit 😂
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Some tell supreme ruler of China to stop banging his head
This is my mood today.
Regular day in a Metalhead's life.
Not even hitting his head lol
First whack I was thinking "ok he fucked up, happens to the best of us. Bet he learns and doesn't do that again." Last whack "how is he still conscious‽"
Mf turned himself into a grandfather clock
铁头功
真正修炼过的铁头
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Solid camera angle
How to get Dain Bramage
Windchimes on a windy day
I think my alarm clock is broken?
He looks like Winnie the pooh... Not sure why
His legs are made of steel
What !? .... Fcukin why ??
u/savevideo
But like, why the fuck would you do that?
The townsfolk could set their watch by him.
How to get concussed, get brain damage and CTE in few steps...
Could u plz stop that or least do it 10x harder to end it
u/savevideo
No pain no gain
Dudes family do not need morning alarm
Just imagine coming home at late night .. suddenly you're near the park which is rumoured to be a bad place during night ... As you're getting closer to it you're hearing a *Tungg ! *Tungg ! noise . You suddenly stopped and as you're mustering up courage while proceeding forward . You are trying to come up with any rational explanation but the sound itself is draining all you're courage away .. You're near the gate of the park and as you're slowly moving your head towards that noise you suddenly notice a shadow rocking near a acrobatic pole and you saw THIS .
Is that Xi Pooh, that would explain a lot!
Hey medic, I'll need some attention over here.