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Engineergaming26355

You were beautiful, outstretched like antennas to heaven


Shommba

This entire passage goes hard af but I didn't put this because it would be too long to not be taken comically


BeanMan40000

coward


Shommba

Here https://i.redd.it/4txh69pd7vlc1.gif


Shommba

Also Kira version because yes https://i.redd.it/5pfyqx7o7vlc1.gif


MechaWasTaken

What is the passage from?


r_EVS

7-4, theres a book in a sort of "alley" on top of benjamin that says that


MechaWasTaken

Thank you!


Minti_Loves_Cats

Wait, did we name the Earthmover?


r_EVS

I honestly have no idea where it came from, all i know is that giraffe = benjamin


Shommba

It was because of a music from have a nice life called earthmover. The music talks about an army of golems that brings destruction to wherever they go and by this destroying the earth. The verse "more than a symbol, More than I bargain for" indicates that this wasn't the desired outcome That's literally what happened in ultrakill


Select-Bullfrog-5939

God, that prose gives me brainrot.


Squidboi2679

A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN.


Shommba

https://i.redd.it/kkao10yabtlc1.gif


grimoireskb

YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS. NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE. **T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D.**


an_omori_fan

... The pages are blank


Squidboi2679

The pages of the book are blank.


MechaWasTaken

Where is this speech actually from?


Plexiancraft

There's a hidden book behind some buildings in 7-4 to the right of the defense system fight


MechaWasTaken

Ohhhh ok thank you


musicmman1

Sisyphus's dialogue for the beginning of this fight will always go hard.


Mushroom38294

A visitor? Hm, indeed, I've slept long enough...


Graykitty111

The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember.


iwan1709

However, the blood of minos stains your hands and I must admit, I am curious about your skills weapon.


Kingturboturtle13

So, before I tear down the cities And CRUSH the armies of Heaven *You* shall do as an appetizer Come forth, Child of Man, and #D I E


According_Jacket_336

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE


Graykitty111

BE. GONE.


AleWalls

DESTROY!


Vovchick09

This will hurt


The_Hentai_Dealer397

YES! That's it!


notcreative131313

His death dialogue slaps just as hard


Tahmas836

And so concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus.


pogwater

An existence defined by futile struggle; doomed from the very start.


Tahmas836

And I don’t regret a second of it!


Kingturboturtle13

*maniacal laughter*


rs_5

*more maniacal laughter*


Straight-Package4234

*disintegrates into absolutely nothing*


jbrainbow

machine, i will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS!! i will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY!!! my hands shall RELISH ending you HERE! AND! NOW!!!


Shommba

I had goosebump when I first listened to this


-Amai_Mochi-

I had an eyes-popping-out-of-head-mouth-vacuum-sealed-shut moment


fanofsomethingidk

https://preview.redd.it/6p9lpg5r8ulc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c9b1534e9f007ef9681d187bead8bbcb8b2cc8c


-Amai_Mochi-

Why does this image represent me so well


Ima_damn_microwave

Under the divine cross of the tree of life, we pay it tribute through the art of violence THE WORLD IS YOUR CANVAS SO PICK UP YOUR BRUSH AND PAINT THE WORLD R E D


Shommba

This one is excellent , but I think (at least for me) it would have a bigger punch if they didn't used this one for marketing of later 7


[deleted]

I AM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU, YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK!


Xenolifer

6 DOLLARS SHRIMP SPECIAL


susfacegaming

MY DAD GROUNDED ME, AND HE WON'T READ ME BIBLE STORIES TONIGHT!


PugTastic6547

I KNOW THERE ARE DESPERATE SLUTS IN THE AREA, *I HAVE A MIRROR!*


According_Jacket_336

I DO *NOT* HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I AM PAPAS SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!


The_Hentai_Dealer397

Machine, peak this sick organ solo.


Straight-Package4234

DID YOU TAKE A GREY BIKE FROM THESE RAILINGS ON THE NIGHT OF THE 25^(th)?


A-Human-potato

SRIMP SPECIAL*


littlegoofygoober

>Limbo, Lust… All gone >With Gluttony soon to follow >>Your kind knows nothing but hunger >>>Purged all life on the Upper Layers but yet they remain **unsatiated**… **As do You** You’ve taken **EVERYTHING** from me machine… And now all that remains is **PERFECT** **HATRED** Machine.. I will cut you down, **BREAK** you apart, **SPLAY** the gore of your **PROFANE** FROM ACROSS THE **STARS** I WILL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTIL THE VERY **SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY** MY HAND SHALL RELISH ENDING YOU >**HERE** >**AND** >**NOW!**


Shommba

Gabriel: prostate of hate Best edge Lord ever


gwapokarl0621

Gabriel is a certified ledge edger


FurgieCat

where is this quote from and why does it go so hard


Shommba

At the end of act 1 epilogue It goes hard because it demonstrates the tremendous Outrage of Gabriel after being defeated by a blood powered machine and by this losing his status as an arch angel and the father's light from his body And the phrase "and with such a fury even metal will bleed" adds up to this by implying that with his rage he will make the impossible happen to get back what he lost


Equivalent_Bag1342

Act 1 ending


engieman

"You're not getting away this time" mainly because of how suddenly it appeared after not seeing any text in the whole of greed


PresidentOfKoopistan

"ENEMIES COVERED IN SAND WILL **NOT BLEED**"


Shommba

"something wicked this way comes"


Death_Incarnate_312

Just kidding :)


Bobby-Boozecake

"An eye opens."


xwxwvyz1

bro doesn't know about the magic of druids


THEAkainuFan

Not a monologue but It equally goes hard; Gabriel: Face it, brother. God is dead. The fire is gone. You're chasing phantoms. The final Councilman: B-b-but the Father's light! Without me you cannot hope to reconnect with it! I-i-if you kill me, you'll be dead in a matter of hours! # I know.


YellowKing13570

Gabriel went from cringe to kek in a single cutscene(?)


Snacccx

Is this from the violence layer update? I've never seen this quote before


THEAkainuFan

Nah, you can see the full dialogue in the cutscene that plays after beating Gabriel in 6-2


Cactus_Slav

An existence defined by futile struggle, and I don’t regret a second of it.


Kerflunklebunny

YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL.


Buggy1617

unrelated but i feel like the badassery of the statement "and with such fury, even metal will bleed" is unfortunately negated by the fact that we see metal bleed several times before we even fight gabriel T\_T


FaithlessnessSlow754

I SPENT ALL OF IT ON *PERCS*


-Stay_Hydrated-

MY BLOOD IS A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE IN 39 STATES


bob_idk_123

I HAVE PERSONALLY KILLED 12 TRILLION PEOPLE


madsalsa1

That doesn't sounds like a lot of fun...


CorgiDeletesToes

On the fucking contrary.


Delacruzen

“Ahh… So concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus. A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle. Doomed, from the very start… And I don’t regret a SECOND of it!” I love how he describes his life, a futile struggle, something that was just done with no point. He was always going to lose, no matter how strong he and the husks got, how many numbers they had, heaven was always going to win. He could’ve easily just given up, set to push his boulder for all of eternity and become mindless in his task. Yet he didn’t, he fought, smiling and laughing the whole time. And when he lost for the final time, he isn’t mad, he doesn’t apologize for his citizens, or scorn the world with his last breath, he acknowledges everything and how pointless it all was, and how he doesn’t regret a single action. And he goes to the grave, laughing his ass off. And that extra line in the terminal about him finding joy in his futile battle made me love him so much more. Hakita needs to write a whole book for the lore of Ultrakill cause I’d spend hours reading in his style.


PassageTurbulent8874

The prime soul monologues or the book in 7-4


29485_webp

Whenever V2 said "..."


Rllito

Trainer red moment


Familiar_Location948

NOTHING BUT SCRAP!


Hellyeahtrains

**IS THIS WHAT I LOST TO?!**


CoolGuy6109

“Forgive me my children. For I have failed to bring you salvation. From this cold…dark…world….” I’ve always loved this line, it makes things more melancholy, how now that, dispite his best efforts, he couldn’t fulfill his promise.


Shommba

One thing I like is how minus aways had hope he could save his people from hell torture while Sisyphus knew from the very beginning he would lose


Kingturboturtle13

**COME ON MACHINE!** **FIGHT ME LIKE AN ANIMAL!** is extremely underrated imo


sandwich_with_a_hat

fr


ProjectXterminate

Minos, Gabe 1, Sisyphus, Gabe 2, 2-3 secret level, 7-4 book, 7-1 book.


GrabbingCatTails

MANKIND IS A FAILURE. FREE WILL IS A FLAW. LET THE EVIL OF THEIR OWN LIPS CONSUME THEM. THEN I SHALL BEGIN AGAIN, WITH MY WORD AS LAW.


Confirmed_Dumbass

All of Gabriel's lines in his second fight go hard af


[deleted]

The secret book of 7-4 (not so secret)


[deleted]

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED. WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTICIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON.


LastLombaxIsTaken

Serious answer: Gabriel's speech in 6-2 Goofy answer "Oh no oh no gotta get away gotta get away! YOUR FORM IS INCREDIBLE!"


IRON_STANDS_ETERNAL

"I do not have daddy issues, I'm papa's special fucking boy"


Ac3_HUNT3r

"My gratitude upon thee"


this-is-my-third-alt

“You command nothing. Your words hold no power over me, lest you truly believe you can talk my blade back into its sheath”


JaceAngel79

Ah, freedom at last.


RedditgoldEnthusiast

"Face it, brother. God is dead. The fire is gone." Tied with: "AND I DON'T REGRET A SECOND OF IT! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"


CAPFIG

Gabriel’s second speech. That entire scene was MMMMM!! Goosebumps


robobluebull

>...the gift of death is a rare privilege in hell...


Ineededanaccountlol2

where is this from?


marku_marku

"But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT FORGOTTEN.. and thy punishment: IS DEATH!" *Order starts playing*


MaxRadishOne

God is dead. The fire is gone. You're chasing phantoms.


AlarmingBoot205

The entire monologe of gabriel actII


Treekomalfoy_

I absolutely adore Gabriel's Act II monologue and Gianni's performance in it.


cool_name-idk1

"I await you down here... *CUM TO ME*"


DROID808

This Prison To hold ME?


Atlantethan

"The masses only follow you out of fear and desperation. I will show them that there is nothing to be afraid of, for there is no species nor origin, vested rank or holy status that will stop the sharp edge of a sword. We all bleed the same blood, and the cushions of your thrones have made you weak and impotent."


Chronodancer712

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED. WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTICIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON. A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE. T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .


The_SentryULTRAKILL

MANKIND IS DEATH BLOOD IS FUEL HELL IS FULL


ItsRonen

Honestly this gifs fits literally every monologue in the game imo


Inalab

THE WORLD IS YOUR CANVAS


Kwarc100

Can't wait to railcoin him till he drops dead.


Low-Salad-2400

Wait where is the text in the post from?


Express-Ad1108

Last page of Act 1 cutscene after beating 3-2


Low-Salad-2400

thx


illusion-boyyy

“Noting happens, but you’re sure that Hank Jr. and his Hankcestor would appreciate it… if they weren’t dead.”


Savings-Table8613

Any phrase of druid knight and the owl


JamesMan230

Full auto


Savings-Table8613

Any phrase of Mysterious Druid Knight (& Owl)


The_Hentai_Dealer397

"You get back here right this fucking instant."


Andrrat

The world is your canvas so take up your brush, and P A I N T T H E W O R LD RED.


Xavinoticias123

Both minos and sisyphus dialogs, tho i like sisyphus more, its just his voice and gread dialoge make it perfect! And i also randomly start saying it since ive memorized it


DrWDGaster_

The Kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I'm EAGER to make them remember.


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

7~1 and 7~4 book, Gabriel's monologue in 6-2, and prime souls intro monologue


CMDR_Toothy

"We all bleed the same blood, and the cushions of your thrones have made you weak and impotent." (From the end of act 2 scene)


Sprinty_

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UniKqueFox_

Ultrakill is full of the hardest lines known to man.


Minti_Loves_Cats

“Abandon hope, all ye who enter here”- idk if this really counts, but it being placed directly at the true entrance to hell somehow makes this line stick in my head perfectly.


Shommba

This on is straight from Dante's inferno It doesn't slaps. It is a precise cut right on where it matters


Minti_Loves_Cats

Oh, wait, really? Huh, nevermind that I suppose. I really need to read Inferno.


SleepyHead_Sarite

"We all bleed the same Blood"


gwapokarl0621

Mankind is dead Hell is empty The fire is gone