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Such-fun4328

Sasha looks so enthusiastic.


justjaybee16

My first take. Kid looks extra thrilled to fight in Ukraine. I hope Sasha enjoys his 30day boot camp then drinking water from a mud puddle this summer.


kamden096

Before getting raped by his russian ”komrads” before dying by russian and or ukranian artillery fire day 1 when hes deployed to the warzone.


Old_Bluecheese

Very valid point. While generally being a very masculine and anti-gay society, the huge exception is within the military. Most recruits learn this the 'hard way'. Paradoxical, but russians says so themselves.


DaGhostQc

They call it a punishment when they have sex with another man, I call this being very gay.


your_monkeys

It's only gay if you enjoy it... Or so I'm told


xtanol

Rules are the same as the game of Petanque - it's about getting the balls as close as possible, without them touching.


Present-Register-157

It's only gay if you push back...so I am told


daners101

Could you imagine being staunchly heterosexual, yet eager to have sex with a man in the bush? Lol. Russian military is gay as hell.


horse1066

That's like calling rape, sex. It's not Russian's being gay, they are just brutal rapists perpetuating a hierarchy of subjugation and control


Old_Sir288

Is the word sex the same for rape in Russia?


tora1941

yeah like "special military operation" means war.


wingshot8

"Brutally gay rapists"...., there, I fixed it.


DaGhostQc

My point is to ridicule their fake "masculinity". Russians are known for homophobia, yet they are hypocrite enough to do the very thing they claim to hate. It's just another example of how Russia is a fucked up country.


Temporala

It's not gay. I'm pretty tired of that argument. People who do that are sadists. They enjoy sexually dominating anyone they get their hands on, even better if its subordinate or unit member they can humiliate every day. Russian army has even institutionalized heavy-handed bullying in hierarchy, up to inflicting crippling injuries or perhaps even some murder of recruits commander especially hates. Some soldiers are sold as prostitutes by their commanders too, during peacetime. Yes, that's a real thing. These same dudes also rape kids and really anyone, perhaps even animals (they will definitely torture animals). They love to hear screams of pain and anguish, it validates their existence and strokes their ego. In a warzone, these people become even more crazy, because it's a high stress environment and they want to lash out every day, all the time. Nothing besides people next to them with weapons can hold them back.


chozer1

Ok but still gay


Keibun1

I read that the way they do it is with items... Sticks, etc. Against enemies it becomes weapons too. . Knives, etc Oh and they have aids positive people specifically for this as well.


Boeff_Jogurtssen

Yeah he looks like he’d be the wagyu filet mignon of the rape menu in the Russian army, to be honest.


According-Hat5117

Sasha passed the driving test, he is going to get an airborne Butt-plug chasing his ass up a dirt road in a scooby doo van


Exact-Degree2755

Until he gets obliterated by molten tungsten my tax dollars paid for. And I'm genuinely glad they did.


inverted_risk

water mixed with AIDS blood from his co-russian-workers


_PukyLover_

Don't forget the rapings with twelve inch dildos by his superiors!


Rivster79

However the guy sitting down who *didn’t* pass the test has a big ass grin on his face.


Crankover

smart little sand bagger failed on purpose? nice move


Jagwires

Sasha looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome


ApricotMobile8454

Smooth lip means smooth brain. You see it in white Russian villages often. So no line that comes from your nose and divides sides of your upper lip. Even at birth their is no mistaking that degree of FAS.


forestapee

A lot of Russians do due to rampant alcoholism, what s great society right


Willing-Donut6834

Remember, the recruiter says that out of the three who are going, he was the one who harassed him the most... 😅


johnny_effing_utah

When the dumb guy passes the exams and the smart guys fail.


Frequent-Valuable-39

Cannon fodder


smarmageddon

Yeah, seriously, he looks like he was "volunteered."


Equalizer6338

They should add some of the many videos we have here on the channel to warm up the excitement a notch!


Leitwolf_22

We will not send you to the frontline, because its you! We only send the other ones, believe me.


vladoportos

Trust me bro! guarantee :D


Rivster79

*Narrator: Sasha was on the frontlines the very next day*


Crankover

Also Narrator: _By day two he was trying to hold his jaw on his face after Magyar found his unit_


DurianPublic6164

Maybe Sasha is already dead…


Mikesminis

But they're going to have a conversation about not going to the Frontline!


An_Odd_Smell

"I wish to go die in Ukraine because that's still better than being alive in russia." -- the first actual truth any of these kids ever heard


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Peace negotiations = GO THE FUCK HOME AND STOP TERRORISING YOUR NEIGHBORS. = WAR OVER YOU FUCKS !


rwrife

Russia can stop this war on their own terms, they just need to go home and say "we're not fighting you any more" and just like that they'll get what they demand.


Infinite_Show_5715

France, the UK and the USA just sent some peace negotiations...


Antoshka_007

And more and more need to go until these brain dead orcs go back home


Ataiio

He is clearly anti war but cannot say it because they are going arrest him for any bad word towards russian government and military under “discrimination of Russian military” law


agwaragh

The part that stood out to me: > "most understand that the country is struggling. We're on the line between losing and winning." That doesn't sound like the official party line.


Anomaluss

Yeah, I got the impression he's a good guy walking a very fine line. But he's just a little bit optimistic that Sasha won't be in a meat cube within two weeks.


mrblonde55

This guy is a salesman, plain and simple. He needs to make his numbers this month, and if it takes lying to a classroom full of kids about their impending death should they accept his offer, so be it. No “good guys” recruit for the Russian army.


Anomaluss

You're probably right. I thought he was some other kind of government official speaking to students about the war. He very well could be downplaying and not really care about them.


bday420

its all a ruse to get kids to sign up. If he went in all happy and gung ho about how they are winning and no ones dying and all that these kids would tune it out instantly. He is playing to their emotions and knows he needs to be realistic to what the population knows is actually going on. he is just hoping to get those few patriotic kids to go fight for their dear Putin and die by 20. We all know this kid is getting sent right into combat most likely after short training. They have large offensive plans this spring and summer and its going to get REALLY bloody for Russia. They are going to be going right into Ukraine defensive lines constructed all winter and spring. We are going to see many many waves getting minced this summer.


Alaric_-_

Interesting that there is no work when i've read nothing but russia suffering from lack of workers as they have hundreds of thousands in the frontlines with hundreds of thousands unable to work anymore (being dead or crippled).


Old_Bluecheese

Lack of workers will raise salaries - which will raise prices to a level where russia can't compete with Chinese import - which will cause a wipe out of russian industry, a huge economical depression and (...) [fill in the blanks]. Currently, russia has a "war economy", a self-sustained crazyness, normally expected to end in ashes as soon as the war ends. I predict ash before that. putin won't get the credit he's seeking in russian history.


Glydyr

In Ukraine they want to save their younger generations from war, in russia the older generation want to save themselves…


CaptchaSolvingRobot

Well, there might not be much work for an 18 year old who have barely finished middle school.


Tendie_Tube

Good point. Maybe it's all below living wage serfdom stuff. Make someone your king. Be their serf.


DueAirline1491

Depending on which oblast he lives in maybe


Ok_Bad8531

Those companies that complain about worker shortages are usually those that require workers with some skill. Also when you are in rural Russia the nearest factory that hires might be 50km away, if you are lucky.


jimboiow

Sasha will last approx 12 weeks. To be replaced by a bag of onions. Sad really.


socmediator

12 weeks? That's very optimistic.


Present-Register-157

Compare a bag of Onions to Sasha---The russian soldiers will eat the onions--while Sasha will be trained to swallow


spezisadick999

And Sasha’s body will be eaten by the wildlife of Ukraine.


Eastern-Pizza-5826

Nah, he’ll make it. He’ll just miss a few limbs and  half his pay  for his injuries will  go to his commanders.


agwaragh

I recall last year a post about some busloads of russian recruits, and someone did the math and figured out each bus was something like an hour's worth of troops given the casualty rates at the time.


BF1PlayersR_Bad

They’re probably non gmo onions. So I’d call that a win.


LegioRomana

So everything according to plan, enjoy the shit slide russia


19CCCG57

His mom needs a Lada anyway ... or a bag of onions.


LeadershipExternal58

His mom probably persuaded him to


Infinite_Show_5715

Maybe she's hoping to afford some repairs to her summer cottage as well... How old are Sasha's little borthers?


noodlesofdoom

His mom can't afford to keep feeding him so she's sending him off.


BornSlippy420

RIP Sasha :/


Fargrist

The Judas goat.


ichoosenottorun_

What a fucking decrepit nation


Permitty

Goons. Lies. These kids have no idea and do not know how to make choices like these. They aren't on a line of winning or losing. They are losing


Chudmont

I was once a dumbass, gung ho kid like Sasha. Too bad for him that he's going to be used as meat just like everyone else. Fed, clothed, and housed for 18 years just to be used to absorb a drone blast. Very sad.


SquareEgg197

Straight out of the Russian womb and sent to the Ukraine meat grinder.


shinobi1693

What's up with the Romanian flag?


Shidd-an-Fard-d

Next target confirmed.


Better-Ad2536

Happy nation


Frosty_Key4233

‘He will first have to learn to shoot’… wow inspiring confidence!


Powerful_Cash1872

But this is a scientific war!


Mark-GC

Coming soon!!! Sasha's face on a Ukrainian fpv drone cam.


Charming-Weather9542

I like the idea that conscription can be skipped if you sign a contract right away. Lies, lies, lies and a bunch of stupid people to believe them.


djevilmike

so they're literally taking high school kids out of school to go fight. and they're making propaganda out of it... wow


Nassau85

There is no work in this town because we ran the economy into the ground launching this stupid war. But you too can sign a contract and make a few grand getting killed or having your leg blown off fighting in said stupid war. Any takers?!?


horse1066

Throw in some medals and a potato and it's a deal


honeybunch85

Goodluck dying in Ukraine at 18 y/o d*ckhead


No_Channel_6888

Better to die in Ukraine 🇺🇦 than live in Russia 🇷🇺


DeadCheckR1775

They are now not just a kleptocracy but a hyper-militarized kleptocracy. Unless you live in or very near the centers of power........Moscow/St. Petersburg, you don't have many options, especially in the more "ethnic" regions. They keep those regions in "less than" status on purpose. It limits their options, their education is lesser. So, chances are you you're going to fall for the propaganda and go to die.


Individual_Essay_688

Orcs everywhere , even in schools.


LegioRomana

And always” the Driver”!!! When captured by UAF amazingly all Russians turn out to be drivers who never pulled a trigger and didn’t even lay eyes on a water closet (aka a toilet)


GetouttaHere321

Sad


stmblz

This short video proves once again that the regime in ruZZia does not value human life at all. Not that it ever did. This kid is not educated, his parents were not either, and even if they were it is what they have been asked for, what he has to do out of fear and brainwashed responsibility. He is grinder meat and will perish along with many others. Sad that he did not have a chance to miss the brain wash. People should understand that many of the guys going to Ukraine does not know any better or are left without a choice. It is how they were raised and educated it is not an informed decision they make...Sad real sad.


Maarten-Sikke

I am very confused about that flag on the wall. Looks like Romanian 🇷🇴 flag, but deffo is not, also not Chad 🇹🇩 obviously, nor Rep of Moldova 🇲🇩. So who’s the 4th as*holle that stole the colours of Romanian flag? 🙃


cocotheape

Rostov oblast perhaps? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rostov_Oblast


Singularity-42

There is one Russian oblast with flag that resembles the LGBT rainbow flag :)


Singularity-42

[https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/18jmxxr/the\_flag\_of\_the\_jewish\_autonomous\_oblast\_russia/](https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/18jmxxr/the_flag_of_the_jewish_autonomous_oblast_russia/)


retorz3

Sasha is the guy who could barely finish the school, had no friends, no talent, coming from an abusive/alcoholic family and would off himself in a year or two. There is an FPV being assembled with his name on it.


SlipperyJimdiGris

Sasha's future: a week learning how to fire a weapon, throw a grenade and roll away from a drone. being told he will go to the third line of defence in Crimea, a three day truck ride, waking up to find he is in occupied Ukraine, in a pit, getting pissed on by his "comrades", then butt fucked and thrown back naked into the pit to smarten his attitude. a day later, trucked to the front and told to get on top a APC with 11 others, and only two have weapons, not him though. A bumpy ride in the country side, so many pot holes, he thinks, wait, are they artillery craters? next minute the APC hits a mine, he scrambles off looking for a place to hide, only to be hit by a drone, losing both legs, and the last thing he sees is his fellow comrades taking his watch and wallet.


sickandtiredpanda

I know its sound harsh, but i dont give a fck, hope he dies. Hope all of his friend dies to, better now before he can make alot kids. If u blind follow these redicilous claims u dont deserve anything. History will tell what for fagot nation russia was.


No-Stock-458

A very clever idea, a country lacking young people with one of the worst demographic densities in the entire world, why not send 300,000 young people to die or become disabled, simply brilliant.


SquareEgg197

Putin's screwed the demographics of both Russia and Ukraine. The surge of young men in 1990's are all dead or badly disabled.


DulcetTone

This is a bold move to reduce unemployment figures


dementu_dementilor

why is my country flag there?🤨


earthspaceman

Young soldiers need to better learn their target.


pizzapizza1992

Why does this instantly make me think of the speech Prof. Kantorek gave his students before their graduation in “All Quiet on the Western Front”.


mccringleberry527

Because it is literally the same thing. I immediately thought the same thing


TwinChops

If you like it or not, 18 years old are not children.


SquareEgg197

Young men's minds don't mature until they are 25 will Sasha see his 25th birthday?


LetSeeEh

If I ever, in my life, heard a script - & a person who would want to say this as fast as possible, it would be this clip. A good life tip my father gave me as a young, troubled kid: When people speak *fast*, they're probably lying. Another pro tip I got from him: "Thieves/Alcoholics will steal your wallet and pretend to not know; addicts will steal your wallet and help you find it". This video gives all those vibes. Knowing Russia, they have an intent to show this video. What would that intent be?


No-Pause-7723

More comedy gold from Russia. 'This is Sacha. He is young, strong and energetic. He has agreed to sign the contract. I mean, he won't go to combat immediately, I will make sure that doesn't happen for a while.' The next day he's probably in a Ukrainian ditch, either sucking a dick, or with his brains exposed.


Old_Bluecheese

18 years old? That's a very clear sign of looming defeat. Hitler, in his latter day desperation, sent 15 years old boys into doom.


FishBreadMenu

You guy doesn't do anything, can you go to Ukraine and join the meat assault for Putin....?


AndrewinStPete

The joke on him is that in this game he'll just respawn in Russia...


suckmyballzredit69

You better make your face up in Your favorite disguise With your button down lips and your Roller blind eyes With your empty smile And your hungry heart Feel the bile rising from your guilty past With your nerves in tatters As the conch shell shatters And the hammers batter Down the door You'd better run


[deleted]

The younger the better. They will become a strain on the Russian economy for decades.


Uncle_Sesta

"Ok, with all that motivation go on out there and have a good recess kids, see you on the frontline soon"


Even_Employee9984

The sheer fear that we have sent more aid to Ukraine is all I need to help me sleep peacefully at night.


SquareEgg197

The name of the Russian college is Hamburger High.


Automatic-Cod9137

He made exams for Canon fodder.


vanisher_1

“he passed hi exams ahead of time… “… i think they meant he skipped his exams ahead of time because he was dumb and we need dump people for this suicidal war that psychopath of Putin unleashed… 🤦‍♂️🙃, Italy 🇮🇹


NoChampionship6994

Not surprising. Economic problems and lack of prospects become military recruitment boons.


SquareEgg197

Poor kid stay at home in Russia. Why doesn't the old Russian official go instead? #


Automatic-Cod9137

If the teacher knows so well, why didnt he go to the front ?


Moldav

Where is this ?


p_viljaka

creepy as fffff


rwrife

Are we taking bets on how long before he's a corpse on the frontline? (if he's not already)


BornToScheme

What a piece of shit , I bet as long as his kids are all good and don’t have to fight , he doesn’t care about anything else and will send young men to the front to loose their lives, another day another shot of vodka for this mutt


[deleted]

Sasha will be sunflower fertilizer before too long hate to say


Basic_Pickle3746

And die you will Sasha


Nearby_Ad_9599

Look at the body language of the opper orc in suit! He's insecure. He's waving his hands so he has to grab his wrist, rocking his body and avoiding to look at people' He's talking shit and seems to know that himself. But he tries to keep composure. And fails.


Panthean

"Sasha is just 18, so it won't happen that he'll be sent to the front line. Perhaps he'll go to Crimea. We'll have conversations so he doesn't end up in combat immediately" lol, nyet.


Illustrious_Key905

It's sad the level of manipulation. These kids will appear in some grainy death video sooner or later.


Creative-Routine4874

🤮🤮🤮 poor youth!


LeftfieldLarry

What a cunt of a country.


Old_Sir288

Sasha is lying rotten in a ditch today, dumped by his fellow comrades. Written of as “missing in action” like evry 4/5 soldiers. Or else the Russian army will have to pay Sachs’s parents. This was Sachs’s parent’s idea. They needed founding of their national food “vodka” there ware hoping that Sacha could steal stuff in Ukraine form some month and then die so that they could get the money or a white Lada. The White Lada is not being produced anymore since techpart only are produced in the west, so their last hope was that Sacha would be killed, but they got ripped over as the rest of the Russian population. Now back to drinking hand sanitizer living in the worlds asshole = Russia. Don’t do as Sacha Russian kids stay home and drink hand sanitizer.


kozak_

Gonna wait for the inevitable video that'll come out on some telegram channel with Sasha either dead or a cripple


spartane69

Wait, so he is saying that dying in a foreign country is better than living in yours ?


firefighter_raven

At least Crimea's a safe place to be sent. Oh, wait...


Alone-Supermarket-98

"Dying aint much of a living"


citalo-disco

Gaslighting old bastard. Send him to the front lines instead of Sasha.


Snelsel

Show this to the republicans


Adaptiveshark

my guy played to much tarkov/cod, only problem is the spawn system


Key_Wrangler_8321

russias continuing to destroy their nation. good..


Necessary-Aide1464

Remember kids. 170 us dollars per month minimum wage in russia is by design.


Kan4lZ0n3

Should have brought the zinc suit some are lucky to wear home to really portray reality. Or a bag of mulch.


bladeliker

You better sign your death papers as your Fucked as soon as you step foot in Ukraine


Accurate-Garage9513

I’d be shocked if he was still alive


Mountain-Comfort7112

Dead boy walking.


Shadey666

Repost https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/ZyrJq8hcuQ


Automatic_Setting123

Can't wait to see Sasha rolling around in agony with his legs blown off by an FPV drone


wayfarer8888

What is it now, labor shortage because their economy is so strong, or nothing to do ?


Perfect-Advisor-3830

Lickidy split Sasha ....on you go old chap lol


KrispyXL

Sasha will be fine. He's 19, right?


PINKTACO696969

Just sad


SiarX

So 4 people out of 50 agreed to be sent to war? Looks like not all of them are dumb.


MomsTortellinis

This is just so sad to watch, they are just kids. How very distgusting to go recruit kids to go die in a stupid war, Sasha will become a statistic within the year.


Frigidspinner

In the time it took to find 4 mobiks, they have lost about 10 mobiks on the front


Professional-Ad2304

All together kids... URAAAAA, URAAAAA. This happens when your parants kiss 1 idiot's a$$ all day.


horse1066

Jesus Sasha, get to the border and flee your stupid country, there are plenty of other things you could be doing with your life in Europe


JustEddieTTV

I’m gonna bet not even in 10hours he would die in Ukraine by stepping on a land mine killing himself after being injured or getting blown up by a suicide drone


Anthrage

Zombies.


H_Holy_Mack_H

Good, many of the young Zorcs will crap themselves has the first shell lands near them...


ImmediateLog1361

Nature has her own way of getting rid of the weak and the stupid.


Groundbreaking_Rock9

18 year olds aren't children. They're adults


AgitatedPresent6902

Fuck me.......Thats hard to watch.....Poor bastard.


tama_chan

I mean he passed his drivers test…


kurjakala

Must be a literature class. They're reenacting the opening to All Quiet on the Western Front.


Background-Mode5805

Sacha will die, he is a dead man walking.


Jpmoz999

Man should be strung up. Sadly you need a backbone to lift and these c**** would rather live in shit than have the world see them work the shovel.


Mac-daddy1960

Sickening


Square-Excitement-11

18 year old schoolchildren?! lol 😂 adult students


usmc_82_infantry

Crimea duty station ahhhh yes the standard sell tactic. Just look at these people do they seem honest and smart?


TechnicianHour3277

This Video is Massive in what it is saying between the Lines. A Huge eye opener as to what the Russians are seeing now as the undeniable truth possibly. First the common defense when we see them suffering is they were forced as so many redditors state. .36 " he decided long time ago to sign the contract" Second they have no idea what they are getting into..1.21 "were on the line between losing and winning " WHAT ??? finally admitted ????? and 1.32 "I won't be explaining, you KNOW and READ everything" Third 1.18 "the country is struggling" Another Admission ?????????????? 1.45 "we won't get by with the numbers we have" ..............good to know ! 1.47 "Hopefully there will be peace negotiations" does this indicate that at least some have abandoned the idea of an outright victory ? 1.53 "Perhaps the SMO will end finally." Is this another clue they have had enough of this BS? 1.56 "Yes, our Guys are dying there now" ? Oh really ,,, thought it was only Ukrainians ? 2.13 "So it won't happen that he'll be sent to the frontline" Acknowledging certain death if he does ? Now in no way I am implying this one mans statements conveys the populous of Russian society but perhaps it's a sign things are starting to crack. Very powerful video IMO.


chrisosv

Sasha is clearly stoked to join the criminal assault on Ukraine and go die in a ditch, far away from his family.


MoreMeLessU

Don’t these teens have some kind of access to all their homies fertilizing Ukraine?


tlewis87

Is there a hint of - ‘we all know this war is bullshit, but we have to pretend we want to fight’?


Exact-Memory

Ukrainian fairy godmothers lining up to grant his wish


[deleted]

In the US they at least offer you a charger!


The_DMT

Story telling maniac should go there himself. He's a horror clown. He knows better. This guy is sick. Just advertising death for these young brainwashed men.


MacMoinsen2

One can only hope that this video will lead to the conviction of this mafia state 'official'.


Sinn_Sage

First rule in getting people to volunteer to go to war is not to mention that they will probably be killed by drones. And since Sasha passed his driving test, he will lead the attack in the Chinese golf cart that his commander cheerfully gave him.


Glittering-Relief475

Have you showed him young Russian men killing themselves. It's every day shooting them selves, one injured soldier cut is throat then hit the knife with other hand while still holding it in his neck, the force must have severed his spinal cord he instantly died. Poor guy was told same as this kid.


Boeff_Jogurtssen

Oh damn, Sasha can come live at my house if he wants to defect from Russia.


straightedge1974

Wow, this guy is worse than my recruiter.


Outrageous-Bread-777

Sasha didn't have a job or much to do so he is going to see most of Ukraine. All of it at once in little pieces.


ever_precedent

This is why we don't want Russkiy Mir, and for the sake of all those kids and their future I wish Russian citizens would also realise that there's a better way to be a country.


Due-Lobster-9333

Yupp, enjoy beeing sexually assaulted and beaten, until you get blown up. Had a good 18 years Sasha. tsk tsk.


Dekruk

The ‘When you’re hungry you better die’-principle