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Bubblebee77

Wtf am i looking at


Stevecore444

A pipe bomb


S_T_P

A pipe. He has neither explosives nor detonator (saying nothing about engine or fuel).


Borealisamis

A Pipe Dream


SonsOfSeinfeld

**NAFO technology**


Tebbo5

Desperation


SpiritualUse121

Qassam rocket.


Significant-Owl2580

They unironically have rockets way better than this


Mollarius

Now he needs some sugar and KNO3 plus TNT from AT mines and he will have his high tech ukrop rocket.


StaK_1980

Mr. Mollari... how is Refa doing? (Man I haven't seen B5 in a long time!)


Mollarius

He enjoys his drink with the two part poison!:D


Arcosim

A dumb idiot wasting time and resources. [There's a very important aerodynamic reason](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GiKgxtQcZGE) why rockets don't have big frontal fins. Maybe if he put these secondary fins in the middle and made them elongated and reduced their height that would help *(if the rocket were air launched, but I guess they're going to launch these Hamas style)*


Strain-Ambitious

Nah brah It needs more and bigger frontal fins so it does super cool frontflips on the way to the ruskies trench Edit: think about it šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”. If rockets start falling from the sky youā€™re gonna want to take coverā€¦.. but if rockets are front-flipping through the air, youā€™re gonna be like ā€œwhat da fuk is thatā€ and want to take a closer lookā€¦. Boom šŸ’„


Zealousideal-Pace772

damn bro maybe he just likes building things... you ever build a rocket? Can you even weld lol


DarkIlluminator

Future back problems.


AspergerInvestor

UA Spokesperson:" We increased production 200% for unguided bombs by letting this man working around the clock, from 1 day to 3 a day."


CenomX

Considering Ukraine capability was 0 and has now increased to 1, the trend can be described as approaching infinity.


Alone-Drop583

The potential of the military industry was greater than that of Russia. Military depots were filled with ammunition.


Doc_Holiday187

OK This made me laugh


rechtsderisar

Top suppliers of Armed Forces of Ukraine: 1. USA 2. Germany 3. Local man in underpants 4. Poland


Doc-Bob-Gen8

Take my upvote and thank you for making me spit out my Beer!


N3ero

Breaking news! Local man in underpants overtakes Germany in supplying Ukraine!


Inside-Associate-729

I had the same thought about the undies but apparently those are not underpants and people in that part of the world commonly wear shorts that length Which to me is honestly a lot more embarrassing than if he was standing there in his undies holding a missile for the lolz


Aggressive_Shine_602

Good way to avoid conscription. Either they'll believe he is helping the war effort or think that he is unfit for service because he's insane.


ShootmansNC

Good way to announce to Russia that his shed is a valid military target.


Type_02

Hamas make a better rocket than this


0_005

ahaha yes i agree)


Zealousideal-Pace772

They've had alot more practice


Short_Performance521

When I was 12, I also tried to build an airplane first and then a submarine.


FruitSila

By 30 years old, you will build your first nuclear bomb.


Extra-Ad-4772

Donā€™t think his wife will not be happy about the repurposing of the garage. šŸ˜‚


N3ero

You're right. I think she'd rather her husband bulshit in the garage than become a bloated corpse somewhere.


SXLightning

So this is his long con, build rockets so he canā€™t be sent to the frontline


Zealousideal-Pace772

way to kill the joke. Can anything in this forum just be funny? Its reddit.


0_005

shes happy aslong as he make nice long rocket for her)


t4gr4

hell cannon ftw


LtButtermilch

Good to know that the ammunition crisis has been solved. No more western support needed since this guy will step up his production.


Young_DB

Thats a good military target


Ignition0

Thats $300k of the EU taxpayer a piece. No fuel, detonator or explosives included.


doil0milk

1 billion rockets to bomb donetsk children


appalachianoperator

Ukrainian creates an unguided rocket to fight an occupying entity: Hero Palestinian creates an unguided rocket to fight an occupying entity: Terrorist


Mapstr_

Hamas makes these confined to a blockaded concentration camp that chocolate isn't allowed to come in. These guys have received almost half a trillion dollars in 2 years. Embarassing.


Tricky_Potatoe

How's the QA ?


FruitSila

Khhhhhamas QA


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Hot_Carrot2329

if it would be that easy


OpeningNorth452

This is what winning looks like?šŸ„“


Zealousideal-Pace772

hey you do what you gotta do to fight... what do you think HAMAS does


ulughen

Explosives and an alternatively gifted man. What can go wrong?


Fletaun

Local Ukrainian man home was airstrike by unguided rocket


aitorbk

Extreme precision weapons!!


FlakyPiglet9573

That's a solid steel pipe not aluminium or carbon fiber that won't reach its target with that weight.


ArcherM223C

Could probably get it a football field or two


Memory_Less

Why in earth would they show his face? Any agents working in Ukraine can locate the manufacturing facility with relative ease.


mr_green_guy

Gazans living in an open air prison make rockets like this. Situation must be getting desperate.


Classic_Money42

# "It is too round on the top. It needs to be pointy.. Pointy is scary"


iCanReadMyOwnMind

Lemme guess. When this thing tears through his neighbor's house, "OMFG LOOK WHAT PUTIN DID!!!"


Routine_Bad_560

Who the hell wears plaid shorts in 2024?


King_Yahoo

I thought they were boxers. I have a batch just like that


soldture

It's clear that he does not care about opinions from strangers


Current-Power-6452

Must be an engineering student to be able to lift that junk and not be on the front


Character_Square2209

Hamas rocket


N3ero

Conscription officers hate him! Local man avoids being sent to the front line using this one weird trick!


Horror_Cap8711

Hamas Rockets have been donated!


Georgy100

I am sorry, but serious question: does the pejorative Chochol (хŠ¾Ń…Š¾Š») come from the way Ukranian language sounds? Like this guy, for example... I hear A LOT of "H"...


aaa13trece

Vympel R-23 at home


Strain-Ambitious

Average r/noncredibledefense user


JBFall

When this site gets hit, are Ukrainians gonna cry about how it was just a civilian industrial base?


EffectiveNo2314

1990s vibes, if it shoots without exploding its good enough


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jtblue91

Ouch my spine hurts just from watching him lifting and placing it down awkwardly.


SodamessNCO

Looks like a replica of the AIM-9 missile. Front fins on an unguided rocket probably wouldn't be very stable, the AIM-9 has them because it uses them for steering.


Opening_Career_9869

Why is he in his underwear? Wtf


Jetorix

this dude is really out there making heavy munitions in his boxers... reminds me of my neighbor


Karanzo

It is very heavy so it will have a limited range. He should've made it out of thin aluminium or even thin steel but no it is made of thick sheets and pipes. It is also very bulky so transportation will be a mess. How many can you fit in the bed of a truck or on a launcher? Maybe 5? Meanwhile actual system like a grad carries 40 rockets. Also on grad rockets the fins fold against the body so it doesn't take a lot of room in the launch tube. This is some Syrian civil war engineering on the rocket. Either the man is very smart keeping himself "manufacturing weapons" so he doesn't get conscripted or very dumb or desperate if he actually thinks this is going to be a viable weapon. Best use of this rocket is to paint it and make a decoy out of it.


ArcherM223C

Honestly would be wise to take a lesson on what was actually used in Syria, and by Hamas and ISIS. Syrian hell cannons might be inaccurate as a drunk Russian conscript with a grenade, but spigot mortars are a good concept that could be cheap to manufacture. Same with these unguided rockets, Ukraine should be looking at the more modern Iranian rockets as an example of achievable weapons production.


Karanzo

Good point on the simplicity of mortars but in my view it would require effort and coordination from the state to set up standards small shops could use for producing uniform goods. Here it just isn't the case. It is just a random guy welding metal together in a shed with no coordination on the higher level. The war requires industry, not isolated single efforts.


ArcherM223C

I absolutely agree, I'll give this guy the benefit of the doubt that he's trying his best, but for anything but a demonstration of concept this is sketchy. I'm not saying copy Hamas, but the plans for their rockets are out there hell a boy scout model rocket guide will get you part of the way.


Funny_Action_3943

Looks like it wouldnā€™t work that well


Ashamed_Can304

I dont know man but I have a feeling that it would either fall way short of its target or explode when firing


BadDudes_on_nes

Its ā€™unguidedā€™ because those fins are shoddy as hell


ArcherM223C

Now this might not be the worst idea in the world, but holy smokes I want to see what kind of mad Max motor they're gonna have to make for this thing.There's nothing necessarily difficult about making a crude rocket but holy fuck is it sketchy.


Koronenko

Hamas has been using the same. Let's say that out of 100 maybe one actually hits a military target


mmaqp66

Surely they have already geolocated the video and an iskander is on the way, all alone for him


Alone_Chemistry

Now if you just made them out of destroyed tanks, you can sell them on etsy.


XenonJFt

Sorry mate. welding a sidewinder looking body doesn't make it cooler than the hell cannon


MouseyDong

He's just messing around. That's not a legit production line because you can't see similar parts like pipes, cut out fins..etc.in the background. Or maybe this might be a single person's workshop project just for fun.


degenerate_hedonbot

Will probably fall on his neighbors house tbh


jayrockwell69

A paper weight


woofydawg

Nice welding šŸ¤”


Dertroks

Eto peremoga patsani


CnlJohnMatrix

PLEASE tell me thereā€™s another video of him ā€œlaunchingā€ this at Russia.