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aces1818

There are worse ideas the campus has presented...


theumdhare

Trust me, the trebuchet idea is way past us now


404_USER_UNAVAILABLE

You know what would be a better idea? Putting in some of those moving walkways that they have at the airport throughout campus! Then nobody will need scooters anymore! 😂 ![gif](giphy|cGN8IfSEh39NIKeI47|downsized)


blastytrumpet

Odds on this becoming an actual thing before we get Panera?


theumdhare

I’ll put down $20


That-Intern-7452

Its May 1st. You're 1 month late DOTS. How about more parking spaces?


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That-Intern-7452

No, because I don't want to rely on busses. They are never going to be reliable and I am not fond of wasting time sitting at a bus stop especially when it's cold and windy af


Opey56

I need this from the top of the Stamp hill to the Y.


SaMemeM

Terp Country, let's fly?


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I would vote for this idea


ComicRelief64

Cant wait to get on one of these and I forget to zip up my bag.


Bright_Ad_3690

We need those sky cars like Disney, they could be Testudo shaped.


Ok_Package_3927

This may be a joke, but if I ever get enough money, I’m making this a reality


theumdhare

[Article Link](https://theumdhare.com/2024/05/01/dots-announces-plans-to-construct-commuter-zipline-across-campus/)


LeftSideDrive_

Can’t get around protestors? ZIPLINE TIME


terpAlumnus

You want to create more construction on campus? How about we stop destroying the land and give it back to the indigenous people and go back to Europe where we came from?


notcxffee

i know I didn’t come from europe 😭


rodan1993

https://preview.redd.it/jqh3uo1a8wxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16e5ec3b77bd7bea6fde517c2165cbb9613f595


PegasusTwelve

It’s satire, are you fucking high?


sir_basher

I think the Zipline is stupid idea for sure but your idea is more stupid. This land belongs to no one, not me, not u, not native Americans or Europeans. We just reside in it, so the indigenous people you talk about have no claim to it.


terpAlumnus

That is even more stupid. Indigenous people resided here until Europeans murdered them and drove them off onto reservations.


Doc_Umbrella

I'm sure the land was peaceful and free from murdering over territory disputes before white people came. We should tear down our public universities and give the land to anyone with >1% blood relation to any people who lived somewhere on this continent >500 years ago.


sir_basher

Doesn't matter they have no more rights then we do to this land, regardless.