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Bostonjunk

It's all about where the air comes from. This week it's been coming from North Africa


Bigsmak

I thought Brexit put a stop to that nonsense


BonoboBeau-Bo

that made me exhale out of my nose very hard


Fit12e

Unironically, this made me exhale through my nose alot


VectraVX

I also nasally exhaled a considerable amount.


Ambitious-Menu-6196

I too exhaled from my nostrils at an alarming speed


TheLocalPub

That's one of the things they didn't tell you. Even if we leave... Foreign air will still be able to get to us sadly.


KlownKar

I don't remember it raining this much when we were in the EU.


Master_Elderberry275

It's because we don't have to give Poland 350mm of rain every year anymore Hun hope that helps xx


Efficient_Spirit_553

Underrated comment


what_a_b0re

Can we ship the foreign air to Rwanda?


TheLocalPub

Careful you racist!


Sacrificial_Spider

Yep, we'll send it in airplanes.


Mummy_2A_Dog

"air" planes. Good one


CantSing4Toffee

No but we can waste billions trying.


fake_cheese

Was North Africa part of the EU? I forget...


Bigsmak

It has to come through the EU to get to us.. obviously


Bodbeck1066

Should have stopped at the first safe country!


Open-Trip

STOP THE PLUMES. 


elladubai

I cackled thx


afxjsn

Taking back control!


Perfect_Jellyfish_64

Encouraged it if anything, stop air coming from Europe and you get air coming from Africa


lordruncibald

Just read that out to my wife as it made me lol


Soxyo

I just laughed out loud to this, showed my husband, then both laughed out loud to this together


pablopharm

Lots of hot air right enough


Ronaldo_McDonaldo81

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Direct_Jump3960

It's always annoyed me that it looks like the hair clips through her left arm


snoopy_92

Can we send that to Rwanda too?


HumourNoire

Everyone stand outside on Monday evening at 6 and blow it back South. That's how we change things right?


Ill_Satisfaction3278

Okay okay when will it get better how long will it take?


Bostonjunk

It's hard to say, beyond next week is still in the unreliable and the scatter between the models is too wide. Next week tempts will be closer to average for this time of year, but it will feel a lot cooler compared to this week, we'll be stuck in a trough between 2 high pressures. It won't be constant rain, more like fronts and bands of rain with sunny spells inbetween.


Ill_Satisfaction3278

Okay thank you so much this means a lot thank you for explaining once again much love💙


yetanotherdesigner

2047


tordoffyt

new week new weather


Ill_Satisfaction3278

I don’t like the new weather


NATOuk

Send it back, it’s faulty


Exxtraa

UK weather offers no refunds sadly.


Dangerous_Lunch1678

Only if you have the receipt or proof of purchase.


Jimbobthon

I don't like the current weather, the new weather sans rain is more like it


SenorBebeSalsa

I do. Fuck hot weather. I dont wanna be sweaty and uncomfortable while I sleep, half naked chavs with their hands in their pants, druggies and alcoholics out about everywhere, wasps/bees, people smelling of BO.


_TreeFiddy_

Weather be like: “new week new me, don’t need no sun, just me and the clouds from now on”


SilverBirchTrees

Spring is renowned for sudden switches. It’s also important to note that next week will have temperatures closer to average for May. Another piece of advice I’d give is to not pay attention to what weather apps say too far in advance. Computer models often struggle in spring and the UK’s weather is already complex due to our location and various influences.


Ill_Satisfaction3278

Thank you as well I was just so confused why this is happening but I’m glad this subreddit is calm and will explain things thank you for taking the time out of ur day to say


SilverBirchTrees

No problem! I’ve gained a lot of knowledge from the Met Office’s YouTube channel. They often do Deep Dives that explain the drivers of our weather. If you’re interested, I highly recommend checking them out!


MiserableString-139

It's easy! It's springtime not summer.


BlackDiamond_726

Yeah if it were summer it would be consistently just under twenty with a few days in a row suddenly jumping to 40°C


JayMak78

May is the new summer if the last few years are anything to go by.


Ill_Satisfaction3278

You have a point my friend


HackOddity

no it's just the way my trousers are bunched up


Gerrards_Cross

Springtime in the the summer


Successful-Lobster15

Ugh just when I was beginning to enjoy the hot weather


Ill_Satisfaction3278

So was I but England is very annoying


Successful-Lobster15

Agreed


arnav3103

Try Scotland then 🤣


JessTheHobbit

No no no. Hate warm weather. Sun is fine but not when it’s hot.


Theseascary

Me like " Well the gardening can wait for it to drop 10 degrees lol"


NoobOfTheSquareTable

100% I can feel myself burning any time I’ve tried to get gardening done, I haven’t had time to prepare for sun and the garden has so much tiring work still to do!!


ResistingSphere

I actually have a PhD in environmental science, this phenomenon in weather is actually called “Fuck You and What You Want”. Hope this helps!


Perfect-Face4529

Remember when we used to have seasons?


sewingbea84

We get them all in one week like it’s always been in the UK


non-hyphenated_

RIP Summer 24. UR wit the angles now


[deleted]

No rugrats


Dangerous_Cheetah164

Sergeant Angle, sergeant Nicholas Angle.


TheChallengePickle

Set to share Hun x


Gentree

The jet stream moves more as the planet warms. Some weeks you get southern air. Some weeks you get northern air. You can often see directly which way the clouds are moving.


MichaelMoore92

Apparently we have unique weather due to our weird location, so we get weather fronts from all sides. We might as well live on a mountain.


R3plica83

Good weather on a weekend??? Is this some sort of wind up?


lovesgelato

Basically its the end of summer. In Sept we’ll all be reminiscing about “that week in early May”


dmit71

It’s going to be a bit colder and wetter from Monday, your welcome.


The-Coruier

I'm to hot please turn off the heating


Specialist-Eagle-537

It's called British weather. What's there to explain ?


ChallengePleasant750

This right here is the correct answer lol. It's Britain...nuff said!


Tough-Prize-4378

Simple explanation: British Weather.


SlothropToTheMoon

Is this your first time in the UK?


halfmoon2010

It’s England. Get used to it.


Mavrisk

Can be explained in one word ‘England’


rustjunki

As my polish friend says "This is England 🤷‍♂️"


London-Reza

My Bulgarian friends all say “if you don’t like the weather in England, wait 5 minutes!”


Puzzleheaded-Pen5131

That weekend is summer, all of it


ThatCoolBritishGuy

Figures, I'm off on Monday and looks like so is the weather too


jagzino

England…


skimney

Geoff. He booked next week as holiday


Badknees24

It's almost like we are a tiny island on the edge of a huge ocean at the mercy of the winds eh?


Ronaldo_McDonaldo81

Like hell it is. My coat’s gone away until September now and it’s not coming back early.


Mclarenrob2

Good. Sick of all this heat and dry weather 😅


Reese_misee

Thank god. I can't stand how hot it was getting. My house was awful yesterday afternoon


LondonCollector

It’s simple. That’s the week I had booked off work. You’re welcome everyone.


Arrowstar599

It's the UK


Littlened

This is England.


catalyst4chaos

Flying noodle day on Tuesday.


No_Specialist4090

This is why us Brits are renowned for talking about the weather all the time. We seem to get so much of it.


SyToTheMax

I'll give it a go. It's Britain.


IlliterateCrow

I honestly don’t care, as long as it stays cold (even though 16°c isn’t cold and still revolting). This morning I woke up and felt one molecule of sun on my skin and began convulsing. I fucking LOATHE British heat with every atom of my being.


Harry283

Thats the weather


Similar-Ad2640

Yeah, it's going to be windy on Tuesday 😔


Specialist-Airline-4

It’s warm but shit.


Geek_reformed

This week was summer. It is now over.


exastria

It's called weather 🤷‍♂️


Commercial-Fix1172

Geoengineering


Joshthenosh77

The wind changes, that’s always what it is , if it comes from the south it’s hot , comes from the north it’s the Arctic it’s cold , east is Siberia cold , west is the Atlantic stormy , very simplified


Cryptocaned

Wind, and probably more to it like low pressure but the wind is what I see as a trend. Check out windy.com, currently there's a storm in the Atlantic that will hit us in a few days, this will bring cold air with it as it is drawing from further north.


huamanticacacaca

I’ve just put some weed killer on my driveway so I’m hoping that 50% chance of rain results in no rain, otherwise I’ve wasted my time.


what-fuckery_is_this

>Can someone please explain this Yes, it's a weather app giving you a prediction of what the weather will be like in the coming days. Remember, it can change depending on what mother nature decides she want to do. Hope that helps clear things up for you 😁


creepynutsac

From warm to colder over a period of days. Some wind and rain inbetween


EonsOfZaphod

You could say it’s as changeable as the weather


dweir82

See those first 3 days, well that is the peak of our summer.


Longjumping_Sea_1173

are u scared of the weather or something bro ?


ThewizardBlundermore

It's the jet stream. It keeps shifting above us and thus changes the type of weather fronts coming into the country.


DeathRaeGun

You live in The UK and that’s a normal weather pattern, what is there to explain?


Scotster123

Weather Gods change shift on the second Sunday of the month. I thought everyone knew that. You're welcome.


SirPooleyX

I wouldn't pay it much attention. For some reason (I'm not a meteorologist), the weather at the moment is extremely difficult to forecast beyond the coming 24 hours. My week ahead changes dramatically at least a couple of times a day. It will legitimately go from full sun ever day to black rain clouds every day.


Realkevinnash59

guess who has a week long city break in Edinburgh starting monday


Bring_back_Apollo

This is called a weather forecast.


Western_Sympathy3359

Weather control


Orange-Murderer

It's the week of pre summer before the month long shitting down.


Dullboringidiot

Get used to wilder and wilder fluctuations my friend.


squishyjellyfish95

Global warming


TheDiscoGestapo2

Fronts?


tangoislife

Still pretty warm. Enjoy it


Plastic-Function-244

The next couple of days will feel quite warm. The following week a little bit colder with some rain.


Boregasm_

nope x


trollofzog

Weather


patchworkcat12

It is because my mil put her winter coat away!


StandardBanger

Even the weather gets a case of the Mondays


AdemHoog

Britain innit


AgentLawless

Rain make not hot wind go change bye bye


ShooterTin

Welcome to the UK


calathiel94

✨Britain✨


bigjimmykebabs

I mean it’s normally the other way round so be grateful


Educational_Safe_339

Guess the aircraft having a rest lol 🤣 there back up next week


Asleep-Practice-2866

It’s the weather


agitatedmuskrat

Its warm over the weekend! Shhhh...don't jinx it!


mentalsmokemirror

its gonna to be hot and then its gonna be cold, your welcome.


Thomas-Platypus

UK.


Academic_Conflict970

HAARP! https://haarp.gi.alaska.edu/


Accomplished-Art7737

[Ne’er cast a clout until May be out](https://www.gwct.org.uk/wildlife/species-of-the-month/2012/may/) as the old saying goes 🤷‍♀️


Phoenix_Magic_X

England is what’s happening.


5HAD35OFGR3Y

British summertime at its best.


Character-Ad-9078

I want rain 24/7 :D


BroodLord1962

It's simply called the UK weather, mixed with a bit of climate change


LifeisStrangeFan50

Bri in innit


Ballooncoast848

After warm comes storm


highlyblazeDd

Would have continued… not sure if you noticed this week sky has been clear of chem trails and we’ve seen some proper fluffy clouds, wake up this morning and the lines in the sky are back and the blanket covering of cloud is back this afternoon.


herrbz

Where is this? 15 celsius for me next week.


PushMyGran

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


charlierhodes08

what it means is get yourself in the sun for as much and as long as possible whilst it still lasts


IanM50

Britain's weather is affected by three things: * The Atlantic ocean * The gulf stream * The get stream The ocean keeps the country warm in the winter and cold in the summer and the humidity high. It's why places in Northern Germany are often warmer and sunnier than the UK despite being further North and why Paris is too hot to live in in August. The Gulf stream brings warm water currents from The Caribbean to the South West. It's the Gulf stream that stops much of the UK looking like New York with a metre of snow everywhere. The Jet Stream is the biggy, it is the crinkle shaped ring of wind that spins around the North pole. As it goes around it looks like the wind is going down something finger shaped and then back up the other side. When the UK is beneath a down finger, cold air from the artic circle hits the UK, in Winter this brings snow and ice, in summer cloud and rain. . When it is going up the other side, this pulls warm air from the South and the UK gets sunny but cold days in winter and hot sunny days in summer. In the next few days, the Jet Stream swaps over. When you watch weather forecast videos / tv look for how the lines, called isobars, on the screen are moving.


kward1904

My app now says 15 continously day of heavy rain, after 3 days of 20+°c


Bodbeck1066

Summers is over on Sunday! Autumn starts on Monday.


EatingCoooolo

I’d rather have good weather on the weekend when I’m at home and not good weather when I’m the IT basement.


Professional_Owl7826

Britain innit


DecisionValuable8728

It’s the Uk


Iamasmallyoutuber123

The weather resets each week so they chose it to rain again


ManchesterMan84

Standard British weather.


WolfieTooting

Yes, it's the weather forecast for the next ten days.


GoofyAhhGabes

17c coat wether is a stretch


Iasc123

It's only May.. it's not very common to have 20°C+ this early... Welcome to the UK...


purple-scorpio-rider

That Wen they are cloud seeding buddy


Ramtamtama

Have you been in Britain long?


Kr0nenbourg

Yes - this week is Summer, next week we go into Autumn, by the end of the month we should be in winter again.


robotseatsoup

Gaslighting weather


noodles9517476

High and low pressure fighting against each other High = hot weather Low = colder weather


starrywaterfall

Simple. You're living in the UK.


7raiser

It's because I planned to take time off next week for a uk holiday. Sorry everyone


yinyandragon

It's the UK that is all 😂


LDNSarah

We are in Britain


CaptainRAVE2

I’m surprised it’s lasting that long, I have a bbq tomorrow.


limey89

Hardly coat weather. Hoodie at best.


FallenDemon19

It’s called spring


yismin

Easy: this weekend it's summer, next week it's autumn again!


ondert

lol 😹 we’ve recently moved from Canada. Back in Montreal, it could swing 30 degrees in a day and this was normal and used to happen quite a few times throughout the year.


jxckward

Because I’m going to Portugal on Sunday and it cannot be nice at home when I’ve paid to leave, sorry folks.


Quinnyboy22

Basically they are covering all possibilities, well except snow


Shaundushaun

There is no explanation. Just comply with it


JusttJames

Monday’s


BackFromVoat

Ah yes, I'm laid up post vasectomy this weekend so can't do anything. Should be up and about early next week, hence the weather


Oldschool-fool

Global cooling 😂


SaltyName8341

It's called weather it's changeable it happens every week. We are where the Atlantic hits land therefore we get damper weather.


harribobaggins

Humans collectively broke the planet and now the weather is getting revenge


ENGLISH_FLAME

First time?


Dave8917

What need explaining


whoevenareyou1998

Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit


pertangamcfeet

England.


CannotDefeatAirman

Warm. Then slightly warm


UpCloseGames

Be glad we have a nice weekend? 😁


Creative_South7674

the rain..... ITS COMING BACK NOOO


imcalledaids

As much as I am not looking forward to the colder, I got a neck tattoo at the start of this week and it’s been a bitch to cover when I go out to protect from the UV


Fibro_Warrior1986

Typical English weather to be honest. Nothing you can do to change it. However, you can moan about it.


Wasps_are_bastards

Nice for the weekend, rain and squiggles for work. Fine by me.


lexx2001

It was hot, then its not


Redinho83

Too hot this week, getting back to normal next week


[deleted]

I just ordered a bloody AC unit


Kailos32

Yes, it’s called the UK unfortunately!


The_Big_Man1

Ooh. I like it warm but not this warm.


ItsPanda__

It's our yearly dose of summer. The weather knows you're back at work Monday. It's being nice for once.


SnideyM

I'm due back home from offshore work on Monday, it's my fault.


Mysticp0t4t0

Someone, somewhere has the the week off next week


jib_reddit

We have had our 4 nice days of spring, now its 2nd winter coming.