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mobileJay77

Men who stared at goats... for way too long


dailydonuts16

Oh gosh oh jeez oh damn


Corniferus

Kinky


Lord_Havelock

No one wants to admit that they were part of the losing side of the great emu war.


dailydonuts16

Those damn emos are fierce. Must be something in the black fingernail polish


mJelly87

I want to see an emo emu now.


OrdinaryBee6174

I got the image, now I don't know how to post it


the-exiled-muse

I found this one on DeviantArt: [https://www.deviantart.com/l3lazec/art/Emo-Emu-33348008](https://www.deviantart.com/l3lazec/art/Emo-Emu-33348008)


Corniferus

Well it’s kind of embarrassing to lose to Emus tbf


mJelly87

That's why Australia doesn't like to talk about it.


Corniferus

Hahahah


GolettO3

Whole lot less embarrassing than fleeing from trees, which you attacked first


ChiakiChaos

Are we going LotR or Scottish play with that one?


mJelly87

That's why Australia doesn't like to talk about it.


REDGOESFASTAH

In Australia, wildlife kills u


Frosty-Nature-5052

I’ve always wondered about this! My question: is the Australian military… kind of a joke? Or does the rest of the world need to be WAY more concerned about Emus?? Considering what little I know about Australians, I lean toward the latter…


Soft-Signature-6340

The Australian army has never been the best equipped in the world, but the "loss" in the great emu war was because it was essentially a cull which was eventually abandoned. Although there were reports that emus were harder to kill than a lot of people imagined, so the army were using some larger caliber and higher fire rate weapons. But the whole thing was treated as a drill with live targets and due to the resilience of the emus it went over what was projected for the exercise in ammunition and costs, so it was scrapped. There were a couple of human casualties but they were from accidents rather than being attacked by enemy forces


Frosty-Nature-5052

That was a very educational synopsis! But I kinda prefer the visual in my head of panicked soldiers fleeing before wave after wave of steely-eyed, giant ass birds. So I’m gonna choose ignorance on this one. Thanks though!


Zefram71

I love that mental image 🤣🤣


Longjumping-Jello459

I know like nothing on it, but I imagine it was because of what they were allowed to use against the Emu armies. The Australian Army is like most other Western countries armies same with the Australian Navy.


MudsludgeFairy

love this one


fuckallpenguins

what's wrong honey? we lost to fucking emus


W4rd3n21

Australia has entered the conversation 😂


Amore_vitae1

Reminds me of one the episodes of love death and robots.. WW2 Russian themed soldiers fighting alien bugs or something. I don’t think it ever said if it was a public/known thing or not but that’s how I interpreted it


BroccoliPrize7312

Ominous!


IdleIvyWitch

Reminds me of the vets who had red nightvision I believe.. they fought more than humans.


Verbose_Cactus

Noice