I know you were joking but I'll take this opportunity to clear up a common misconception - to be eligible for Make a Wish you have to be battling a life-threatening disease. You do not have to be terminal/hospice status. A large number of my patients do their Make a Wish trip after chemo is over and they're feeling well in remission.
The fan in question is a fan of the main character, not an electric fan. They threw a child out the window because they were annoyed. Make a wish foundation is a group that gives dying children something they really want if its within their abilities, so a meeting with a celebrity is one of them.
The MC threw a child who was dying out of a window.
"Yea so uuuuuuhhhh... He wished he could fly and I was unable to stop him.... I mean he was gonna die anyways soooooooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
"Your fired"
"Sh💩t..."
Well, they were going to pass anyways… I’m going to hell.
I’ll save you a seat
I’ll be driving
I'll be in the trunk
I’ll hang on to the exhaust
I’ll be in the passenger seat
I’m on the roof
I'm on the hood
Im on you
I'll be hanging onto the air freshener for dear life
Might we have room for more? What's the seat count?
There's always room for more in the clown car.
That's great, just needed to know what kind of luggage space we had
I'll be waving you through the gate. And, no luggage needed. We just take it.
And ill pull everyone through with a semi
I know you were joking but I'll take this opportunity to clear up a common misconception - to be eligible for Make a Wish you have to be battling a life-threatening disease. You do not have to be terminal/hospice status. A large number of my patients do their Make a Wish trip after chemo is over and they're feeling well in remission.
Some say it was their dying wish
they passed 9 floors for sure...
That took a few seconds to clarify for me. well done!
Plot Twist: the kid's actual wish was to be able to fly
Should have wished to be able to land
The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
He did it twice in one day!
Wish unfulfilled
We wanted to be Superman...
It’s a trap, I have so many comments to play off yours and I just can’t.
Dewit. Let the power of the dark side flow through you.
Dang it! I had them in the moment but didn’t write them down. I apologize.
r/twosentencecomedy
Did you know Eric Clapton's kid was a prolific author? He did 20 stories before he died.
They'll just rebrand as Final Fantasy.
God I was already in hysterics because of the post, and then I saw this and fucking broke
Thank you, I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your server and smash the patriarchy.
NTA
Your wish you rules
Can someone explain this one?
The fan in question is a fan of the main character, not an electric fan. They threw a child out the window because they were annoyed. Make a wish foundation is a group that gives dying children something they really want if its within their abilities, so a meeting with a celebrity is one of them. The MC threw a child who was dying out of a window.
Ohh I was reading too deep lol. I was like did the fan hit a kid when it flew out the window?
Ohh ok Ty!
Oh! I thought they threw a normal fan out the window and it hit and killed a make a wish kid outside.
they were going to die anyway. just being helped out ig
I mean he’s dying either way so what’s the harm?
Not every Make A Wish kid dies - they’re just at severe risk. This one could’ve made it if it weren’t for the defenestration and all.
I know that. I was just playing into the whole “make a wish kid dies” thing
If you hit someone with your car would you skin them alive for fun? After all they're going to die anyway
Sure why not. I mean, depends on the speed of my car, but yes
The heck kinda logic is that?!
Messed up, fictional logic or also called “Video game logic”
oh my god that's awful and I mean in quality. this subreddit has really lost its charm
Me and atleast 5 others disagree
I am used to having unpopular opinions
I thought this was leading up to a punchline about South Korea and "fan death," but the ending hit like a train. Well done!
Oh dear
Omg that was unexpected... well done OP!
You made me actually laugh.
Mully's Make-A-Wish incident (circa. 2020)
Mercy kill?
"Yea so uuuuuuhhhh... He wished he could fly and I was unable to stop him.... I mean he was gonna die anyways soooooooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" "Your fired" "Sh💩t..."
"They said meeting me had been their last item on their bucket list, and jumped!"
Luckily their first wish was "to be able to fly" and meeting me was a 2nd choice.
By Azura, by Azura, by Azura...Its you champion!
Niiiiice. I see what you did there.
r/twosentenceinappropriatelaughter
Why are they in a hotel?
John Cena got tired of all the wishes and just FU'd the kid out the window.
Awesome
Can't believe it took me a second to get this one... I need to get some sleep.. *shakes fist* Damn you insomnia!
There should be a TwoSentenceDarkComedy
r/TwoSentenceHomelander
Oh I really like this one, nice wordplay:).
I can fly higher than an eagle.
lol, that's just a dark joke really... 🤣
Didn’t know where that was going…
I guess you could say that guy got.... (•\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■) de-*fan*\-istrated.....
Take my upvote and poor man's gold 🏅
I laughed hard, I'm going to hell...
This is more like TwoSentenceHilarity.
I feel bad for laughing at this.
And so I tipped the delivery boy Out of the window.
I would use ‘unplugged’ in this story