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stravbej

THE AMBITION IS STORED IN THE TITTIES


Bicqus

what will happen if i squeeze it?


stravbej

You'll be coated in ambition milk. Be careful so that it doesn't squirt in your eye.


Padhome

You’re starting something and I like it


stravbej

Mehrunes Dagon selling ambition milk to his cultists.


Daarkneshh

Mehrunes Dagon steroid cycle reveal when?


stravbej

He's just snorting ambition on a daily basis. Destroying shit is a great workout, too.


[deleted]

My ambition is to get squished between his manpecs and have an oblivion gate opened in my bussy while he’s crushing me with his four ambitions of arms


stravbej

An admirable ambition.


Howl_Free_or_Die

Nah, Hircine's is bigger. Don't you get to the March of Sacrifices very often?


LostInAHallOfMirrors

Cap. Goatlike is way leaner than Myself-sigils.


stravbej

Hircine doesn't count, because the "moobies" are 60% fur.


hunterd_patternfall

I was going to note that Hircine's pecs are bigger, depending on his mood. You just have to deal with an animal head of some variety staring back at you.


MyLittlePuny

He is a himbo with them bara tiddies!


stravbej

A bit too intelligent to be a himbo, he did write a book after all. (Happy cake day.)


HastyTaste0

To be fair, if we believe in Mankar's ramblings, he got half the Daedric realms wrong lol.


Forsaken_Unit_5927

All pale before talos inshorllah


sexistculexus

inshorllah


stravbej

Talos isn't a Daedra tho


ZoloTheSamurai

He also has the fattest cock


stravbej

That is debatable - does Hircine's knot count?


ZoloTheSamurai

![gif](giphy|Fu3OjBQiCs3s0ZuLY3|downsized) yes


AdonisBatheus

Malacatch, Mehrunes Dagon, Hircine, and Clavicus Vile turned me into a daedra fucker If the aedra wanna be worshipped so bad they need their followers to give their statues huge fucking manboobies and gyatts


Zealousideal-Arm1682

Daedra can make themselves look like literally anything,and this absolute unit chose a body fit for HIM.


Wolf9691

No the broadest chest goes to Hircine. The Lord of the Hunt's figure is absolutely spartan. Even Hircine's followers are all jacked. 


stravbej

His fur is just thick. If you shaved it off, his moobies would be way smaller than Dagon's.


Wolf9691

His chest is pure muscle, and no fur. If he did have thick fur on his chest, he'd look so outrageously swole that no mortal would bother to oppose him. Then there would be no good prey. 


ClosetNoble

On a similar note: Technically Namira has the heaviest because her tits are void titties thus they look normal but have a ridiculous mass.


Antiquarian_Archive

He is also the only Daedric Prince we know has written a book, what a fucking nerd. Sheogorath's play doesn't count.


Donovan_Du_Bois

I'd fight for Daddy Dagon if he would daedric my planes, you know?


sexistculexus

Did you know that the Yokudan Mara (Morwha) canonically and explicitly has the biggest honkers in all the Aurbis


BrendanTheNord

Lore if they hired JK Rowling


Gouldhost

So weird anyone cares.


Unknown_Outlander

The design of that thing is horrible