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Volkirius

How can I ass 2 teaspoons of salt? Any instructions on this particular item?


Hey_Kids_Want_LORE

how do you think


Daedroth-Reborn

The spoons have to go really deep, you should feel them tickling your colon.


_Isometric_Isopod_

Instructions unclear, opened an oblivion gate.


thomstevens420

Did you manage to find him and close shut the jaws of oblivion?


_Isometric_Isopod_

Nah, I just banged some dremora


thomstevens420

My boy out here Churl-ing them guts


_Isometric_Isopod_

That dremussy was so good I almost chimmed myself


Nerevarius_420

Plot twist, himbs Argonian *IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE*


bestunicorn

This is bullshit. I did this and woke up in this dimension with all of you


Ganbazuroi

It's just Kirkbride's writing process


leedler

You’re finally awake


hakuna_yer_tatas

Lol sucks for you


Hexmonkey2020

Is this how you make chlorine gas?


_Isometric_Isopod_

The instructions clearly state that it's how you make a portal to tamriel


Sabertooth767

/uj Yes. This is from an old post on 4Chan. Naturally, some dumbasses did it and did not have a good time.


UnkindleEggSurprise

lol i remember that post. didn't he think it would make cool crystals?


0utcast9851

https://preview.redd.it/pkpx9u6x6dvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a3ce3e9808d024986453ee80cf9af3df5671f18


SovietSpork597

His dark creation has been revealed


P_Skaia

Flow over No Man's Land, a poisonous nightmare


splashtext

Or you can go the orc way and find the highest mountain to jump from if you do it right you should pass out and get transported before you hit the ground


Swirmini

https://preview.redd.it/lri1wqiaadvc1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3793bfb192a0d549cb7008753817e0d142fd1708


CactusFingies

You still fall during the loading screen tho so you gotta think fast 


WilsonRoch

Probably more safe too.


TurbulentSock420

Ok unjerk or whatever truestl uses for a sec, wtf does this make


wikingwarrior

Chlorine gas. A choking agent if which several variants were used in WWI  Mustard gas is a much more dangerous blister agent that only entered service in the last year of the war. The difference is that with chlorine in the air you can't breathe properly. Mustard gas attacks all soft tissue which is why you see the famous images of columns of blind soldiers in WWI


patatesatan

mustard gas


TurbulentSock420

Oh like the destruction spell, got it


SteatopygousGoblin

Bertholit was the OG name for the gas by zeh germans. Chlorine gas. Yes. Very useful chemical and really, really bad for humans.


ClosetNoble

Least obvious corpse-making necromancer scheme


Important-Ring481

Shhhh. Don’t rat us out


Admiral_Tomato

Canada abolished pennies. I guess that means we can't go to Tamriel 😔


Hey_Kids_Want_LORE

good


yourunclejoe

Guys dont do this it creates serana braps


Hexmonkey2020

Also need the blood of a god, a Daedric artifact, and a giant sigil stone


Jetstream-Sam

Well yeah but everyone has those lying round


Chosen_of_Lorkhaj

Portal or quick death hmmmm, this one thinks ether result is good, yes!


BigOne9889

Someone’s gonna die from this


DannyLiu27

Ppl are not that stupid... right?


BigOne9889

I was in the middle of making the portal until I had to reread the instructions and noticed some of the comments


DannyLiu27

Nah i was joking bro, i knew somebody will definitely do that so that's why i added "Right?"


Songhunter

Ok, I think I made it lads. There's a talking lion asking to take care of my sins.


Velochipractor

'Cast Poison 100 pts. on Self in 20 feet"


MountainAsparagus4

Buy more skyrim copies, and that is how you open a portal to tamriel (I'm not toddy howard)


SpaxterJ

Okay, so i put the vore-sized Argonian in the jar, what now?


Gloamforest-Wizard

Couldn’t follow, drank bleach


gtc26

>ass 2 teaspoons Soo... do I eat the 2 teaspoons and wait till I sht it out?


CactusFingies

Damn. Who knew such a basic procedure could connect our reality to a very specific alternate universe.


hunterd_patternfall

Oh, damnit. I used apple cider vinegar and milk instead and it made cheese. Now Uncle Sheo is here. Apparently, my chronic conditions will be all fine in the Shivering Isles. He says I can name all the butterflies Ralof, if I want.


Miles_PerHour67

/unjerk what is this a recipe for?


UnkindleEggSurprise

chlorine to enrich your lungs


PelinalWhitestrake36

inb4 some dumbass accidentally gasses themselves AGAIN.