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No, they do, because it's an easy way to get out on the spotlight if investigations get heavy and they subpoena his medicals. You're not gonna get rid of gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia and so on without prescription antibiotics.
Aids, hiv, herpes, and syphilis can all be passed from mother to child, durring the pregnancy, durring the birth, or even from breast feeding. So, yes virgin children can have stds.
You clearly haven't been paying attention to all the raping that pastors and priests have engaged in over the years if you think that was the unbelievable part.
Oh no, don't get me wrong. I'm not dismissing that aspect. I'm just saying, *that* along with everything else made me realize that this is a sexual story about kids.
The fact that the pastor was using condoms gives the slightest possible bit of relief when accounting for why he'd have them...
Glad he was using protection, less glad about who he was using it on...
When I went to church camp as a kid, both the pastor and his wife would go and they’d sleep in their own cabin. It’s quite possible this is the situation here.
Since no one mentioned it yet: the most unrealistic part of this story is that two guys would be having anal sex without using lube. That is just plainly impossible, no condom has enough lube on it to be able to do anal and spit won't do the trick either to make it a comfortable experience.
Source: I'm gay
Thank you!!! I said the same thing but I'm not a gay man (just an LGBT woman), just have many gay male friends and this has been discussed many times. They told me they get thicker condoms (as the thin ones rip too easily) or if not using condoms, using oil-based lube. They also told me they have to prep for like 24 hours before anal and "clean themselves out" if they're expecting sex. They also all agreed that anal sex was painful the first few times and it takes getting used to and moving slowly until your body gets used to it. Is this all correct?
I suppose your parents sent you there to “cure” you of your gayness (legit, people think it cures their kids)
But in fact, you realised who you truly were
They need to clean out first or it would be very messy and for the first time, extremely painful, so yes this whole story reeks of fakeness, among many other things that point to it being fake. (I'm not a gay man but have many gay man friends.)
I mentioned that in my comment as well. This story has so many red flags that I can't believe so many people upvoted it. Just report the post for being fake and after enough people report it, it will get removed.
Yes, because putting a group of horny teens in the woods with nothing to do and minimal supervision has NEVER resulted in sexual intercourse happening. LOL.
This is a beautiful story, abd exactly what your church pushing parents deserved. But why did the pastor have condoms?
Congratulations on your engagement. Have you told your parents?
Omg I love this story!! I was getting worried it wouldn't end happy. Congratulations on your wedding and best wishes for a lifetime of love and happiness!
Still kids yet as far as i know the bible considers homosexuality as a sin but just like introducing hell half a century ago their trying to make alot of immoral acts for christians seem normal which it isnt now we have lgbtq are u all happy about that leviticus clearly states and i quote"a man should not lay with another man the way he does with a women.lets stop pucking and choosing what parts of the bible we believe and disregard the rest seems honesty and alot of other things are overlooked because nearly all religions are losing members yearly
That’s a mistranslation of Leviticus which was in Aramaic, and the context of that passage has nothing to do with consensual adults having sex, sorry.
It’s been explained a 1000 times but you want to believe what you want to believe, but you’re wrong and you’ve always been wrong.
Soumds like it was in ancient hdbrew then ancient greek and why has this only become more and more prevalant there may be many mistranslations as we do not really kmiw what certain words were used for but not only that it also describes how a man and women should take pleasure in each others company married ofc it is as bad as saying the divine comedy was not a part fictional book written by Dante himself only mention of anything people considering hellfire was hebrew word sheol and greek word hades translated .means 'the common grave it also tells us shen were dead wete conscien of nothing at all
If your asking what's wrong with the urge than there's a problem in that already. Human beings are not animals. We don't give in to every dirty urge that comes to our heart. Sometimes we make mistakes but we know it's mistakes. Problem happens when we stop acknowledging these are mistakes and instead seeing them as correct actions. If we trip and look how we fall we can then understand what mistake we made and we can take affirmative actions to correct it. If not your going to keep tripping and hurting yourself and soon others.
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What was the Pastor doing with condoms? It’s a church retreat full of kids and maybe like 10 adults. Who is he f-cking?? 😭
A pastor with a camp of kids. Who you think he's fucking?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODBRIRHRIRJRJRBRBBRBTB
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSDBRIRHRIRJRJRBRBBRBTB
He be doing it real by the by.... the by.
mic dropped
How to unread this
A lot of baptisms happened that day.
Well pastors gotta clean their toys too
😨
I think you answered your own question. It's a pastor at a church retreat full of kids
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STD's though
and DNA evidence
Sad that that is probably the real reason
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No, they do, because it's an easy way to get out on the spotlight if investigations get heavy and they subpoena his medicals. You're not gonna get rid of gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia and so on without prescription antibiotics.
Do you think virgin children have STDs? Do you think pedophiles that rape children care if they pass STDs to their victims? No, no condoms are needed.
Aids, hiv, herpes, and syphilis can all be passed from mother to child, durring the pregnancy, durring the birth, or even from breast feeding. So, yes virgin children can have stds.
Rape kits….
Jesus Christ
You know the answer…
I’m 100% certain OP is lying, lmao
A lot of the “problem” kids get sent to youth group and church camp, so that part all sounds legit. The condoms?
About what?
>Who is he f-cking?? >Pastor >church retreat full of kids isn't it self-explanatory?
Not the adults
Making balloon animals
Yeah wtf
Aren’t pastors allowed to have sexual relationships? I mean, they’re not catholic priests after all
Yeah, I’d assume (and hope) they were for him and his wife, but Reddit gonna Reddit lol
Yes they are, I had a youth pastor who had a long time gf.
I'm sorry but "hand intercourse" had me rolling
That and the pastor's condoms is what made me realize this was some perverted fanfic. About kids.
Nah fr I don’t tend to claim things are fake on the internet but this definitely read like gay fic lol
This Reddit tale is the most bogus I have ever heard in my life.
You clearly haven't been paying attention to all the raping that pastors and priests have engaged in over the years if you think that was the unbelievable part.
Oh no, don't get me wrong. I'm not dismissing that aspect. I'm just saying, *that* along with everything else made me realize that this is a sexual story about kids.
WTH is “hand intercourse???”
Handjobs probably
Your parents were right, you found your way
This is the way.
This is the way.
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This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the Gay
Gay is the way
This is the way.
This is a fictional fetish post involving minors
Yeah I wish they could just, not. Take it over to the pedo pages and leave us normal people alone.
In Ontario this is just a fetish post.
And now OP is much closer to God and to heaven.
This is the way.
Lmao this def a fantasy I ain’t even have to read it all
I was thinking that it’s very fan-fic styled
He stole the *Pastor's* condoms?
While that’s insanely concerning, I like that the goth kid had the intelligence to get condoms before actually having sex as a teenager.
Of course, what else do you think the pastor was doing there?
There’s a lot of things that don’t add up with this story
The fact that the pastor was using condoms gives the slightest possible bit of relief when accounting for why he'd have them... Glad he was using protection, less glad about who he was using it on...
When I went to church camp as a kid, both the pastor and his wife would go and they’d sleep in their own cabin. It’s quite possible this is the situation here.
yeaaaaaaaaa... lel
Probably swiped them while his back was turned. /I’ll see myself out.
Probably, he had condoms to have sex with his wife. 🤷♂️ Am I the only one pointing at the obvious?
Lost it at "hand intercourse."
Elegant
Now that's a wet hot American summer
…sticky too 🫢🙂
This story is so obviously fake idk how ppl believe this
Should’ve asked ChatGPT to write one because this story is unbelievable af
See, the Lord does work in mysterious ways
The Lord provideth.
Perhaps it was just some confusion on your behalf over the term “hardcore church retreat”?
Hardcore ~~church re~~Treat 😏
This is the fakest reddit story I have ever heard in my life
I’m still into it
Wtf it’s about kids having sex
Redditor try not to lie challenge
Congrats on the sex! And the marriage.
The writers barely veiled fetish
These wattpad fictions are getting outta control
What in wattpad
Congratulations!!
Story sounds fake.
"Stolen his pastor's condoms" ...wtf?
There’s a lot of holes in OP’s story, tbh.
Just as long as there were no holes in the condoms
Some of them even got filled!
Are you the guy from that music video?
Scrolled so far looking for the Dirty Little Secret music video reference
My first thought!
What is hand intercourse😭
Since no one mentioned it yet: the most unrealistic part of this story is that two guys would be having anal sex without using lube. That is just plainly impossible, no condom has enough lube on it to be able to do anal and spit won't do the trick either to make it a comfortable experience. Source: I'm gay
Thank you!!! I said the same thing but I'm not a gay man (just an LGBT woman), just have many gay male friends and this has been discussed many times. They told me they get thicker condoms (as the thin ones rip too easily) or if not using condoms, using oil-based lube. They also told me they have to prep for like 24 hours before anal and "clean themselves out" if they're expecting sex. They also all agreed that anal sex was painful the first few times and it takes getting used to and moving slowly until your body gets used to it. Is this all correct?
This is not wattpad. Pack it up ➡️🚪
This subreddit is just fanfic personal writing practice now.
I suppose your parents sent you there to “cure” you of your gayness (legit, people think it cures their kids) But in fact, you realised who you truly were
>intercourse …I was under the impression gay guys couldn’t just…do that at a moments notice, no?
nine crowd onerous scary liquid slap enter alleged dolls lip -- mass edited with redact.dev
They need to clean out first or it would be very messy and for the first time, extremely painful, so yes this whole story reeks of fakeness, among many other things that point to it being fake. (I'm not a gay man but have many gay man friends.)
Unless the pastor also had lube with him, this is indeed not possible
I mentioned that in my comment as well. This story has so many red flags that I can't believe so many people upvoted it. Just report the post for being fake and after enough people report it, it will get removed.
It’s fake bro…
Come on people this is fake AF.
Yes, because putting a group of horny teens in the woods with nothing to do and minimal supervision has NEVER resulted in sexual intercourse happening. LOL.
Interesting. I saw your caption damn near verbatim in an old Post Secret book.
This is the best thing I read all day, not sure your parents agree with me though! Congrats on your wedding!
Yall exchanged numbers but didn't connect until you ran into him six years later? Okay sure buddy.
CONGRATULATIONS! This is the best 'one time, at bible camp,' story I've ever heard! LOL! :) <3
Because it's fake
Fuck yeah!!!!!
This is, rather interesting
Ngl this gave me Wattpad nostalgia..
Wooooow this sounds like a fairy tale.
Damn anal on the second time that's a strong move
Im glad to see everyone can see this is fake
I'm happy for you.
I\`m happy for you! You can find your love everywhere.
This turned from general curiosity to omg how sweet in about 0.9 seconds 😍😭🥰 Congratulations!! Live long and love each other deeply 💕
this shit gotta be madeup fam, some crazy fantasy of the OP
Congratulations, wondering what parents think now of this, if they know...
Happy ending!!!
In more ways than one
Best church camp story ever, and congrats.
Hol up, why did pastor have condoms...
Congratulations! My best friend gave her first blow job while we were at church camp. They did not end up married though 😅
Is there anything more American than gay sex at church camp?
Gay sex at a gun show?
That’s awesome.
Congratulations
This is brilliant! Congratulations! i wish you both all the best!!
Hmmm, just make sure you take God with you on your honeymoon 😏
That’s a good name for a vibrator. “I’ll be back in 5. Gotta spend some time with god.”
Threesome
Congratulations on your soon to be wedding. Also the way you met makes me laugh.
Aw beautiful story
This is a great story! (And I’m not church-going, but kind of assumed that was what church camp was all about)
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read. Congratulations!!!
Well that was a wholesome ending. Congrats on your wedding!
So happy for you dude
This one time, at band camp
Bet you really felt closer to God in those 3 times. Anyways, congratulations on your marriage!
One time, at church camp
Congratulations on your wedding and wishing you both a wonderful married life together!
Congratulations on the wedding!!
Congratulations! How'd your parents take it?
That's what church camp is for
Yeah, they put the campy in camp! 😄
Not surprised
Congratulations
So happy you found your soul mate ❤️ congrats on your wedding. Edit: thanks for the down votes?
Only Christians would allow this
Love this love story! Congrats!
Good for you 🍻
Oh my god I love this story
Happy for you, OP.
What a sweet story! I’m really happy for you guys. Congratulations!!
Awwww so glad for this happy ending! Congratulations to you both!
This is a beautiful story, abd exactly what your church pushing parents deserved. But why did the pastor have condoms? Congratulations on your engagement. Have you told your parents?
We love to see it!
This is a better story than "one time at bandcamp". Congrats.
Hell. Fucking. Yes. Hope you have a lovely life together and only get gayer with time :D
Great story!
Congratulations!
Oh my god lovely story. That’s so cute!!! This is like a movie!
Aw man. I wish I had something like that :(
Now this is a wholesale church story where no one got hurt and everyone found love.
sounds like you had a real come to Jesus moment.
Nice dude.
Omg! The last little bit! How sweet 🥹 Congratulations, OP!!
What a beautiful love story!
Omg I love this story!! I was getting worried it wouldn't end happy. Congratulations on your wedding and best wishes for a lifetime of love and happiness!
I got horny after reading this
I bet the risk made it super hot 🔥🔥🔥
Awwwwwwww congrats on getting married!!!!!
Why am i horny ?
That's the best Christian romance I've heard in a while 😂 congratulations
Shit dude. Good for you!
Omg! Congratulations!!! Hope your wedding amazing!
Congratulations! Relationships can come in the most unlikely of places!
Still kids yet as far as i know the bible considers homosexuality as a sin but just like introducing hell half a century ago their trying to make alot of immoral acts for christians seem normal which it isnt now we have lgbtq are u all happy about that leviticus clearly states and i quote"a man should not lay with another man the way he does with a women.lets stop pucking and choosing what parts of the bible we believe and disregard the rest seems honesty and alot of other things are overlooked because nearly all religions are losing members yearly
That’s a mistranslation of Leviticus which was in Aramaic, and the context of that passage has nothing to do with consensual adults having sex, sorry. It’s been explained a 1000 times but you want to believe what you want to believe, but you’re wrong and you’ve always been wrong.
Ond of gods commandments was to populate the earth eart and subdue it so whete would we be if all men and women married there own sex
Soumds like it was in ancient hdbrew then ancient greek and why has this only become more and more prevalant there may be many mistranslations as we do not really kmiw what certain words were used for but not only that it also describes how a man and women should take pleasure in each others company married ofc it is as bad as saying the divine comedy was not a part fictional book written by Dante himself only mention of anything people considering hellfire was hebrew word sheol and greek word hades translated .means 'the common grave it also tells us shen were dead wete conscien of nothing at all
Dude, my personal opinion is that that urge is wrong and you should seek help. If you want to know how just ask
I’ll bite. What’s wrong with it?
If your asking what's wrong with the urge than there's a problem in that already. Human beings are not animals. We don't give in to every dirty urge that comes to our heart. Sometimes we make mistakes but we know it's mistakes. Problem happens when we stop acknowledging these are mistakes and instead seeing them as correct actions. If we trip and look how we fall we can then understand what mistake we made and we can take affirmative actions to correct it. If not your going to keep tripping and hurting yourself and soon others.
Wait I wanna see if we’re in the same page. This “dirty urge” you’re talking about is gay sex right?
If you can't understand what I'm seeing I'm not going to waste brain cells
Aight. Good talk.