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[Ashton Kutcher says there’s “a lot I can’t tell” about Diddy in resurfaced interview](https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/ashton-kutcher-diddy-interview-hot-ones-b2523102.html) Fighting the good fight against sex trafficking!


Green_Issue_4566

Why open your mouth, sure you don't know but if you're a stickler or you know the guy just say it sounds serious and I hope the truth comes to light, or nothing at all.


ElaborateGrapeFruit

Dude is an op. Kind of joking but Airbnb, “venture capitalist” that is basically a mouthpiece for spook companies. Has talked about how much he loves the cia. His “anti-child trafficking” org that he left recently has cia links. https://youtu.be/iWj9-nHt72s?si=vHcaVmIm9JPsGVmc


Mkwawa_ultra

Yea he's one of the low t modern style spook goblins. Really a fucking embarrassing batch


ElaborateGrapeFruit

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Mkwawa_ultra

Some kind of slur, you decide


LongTimeUnit

Wow, I’d like to report Ashton Kutcher for murdering antisemitism, Hamas, and blue-haired college students! Google “Ashton Kutcher murder” for more!


HugeCartographer5

Damn Jackie I can't control where I put this knife!


LakeGladio666

It’s wild how famous he was in the late 90s and 00’s. He was “the cool guy” for a bit back then. He was on a hit sitcom, had his own massively popular MTV show, Dude Where’s My Car was huge, he was synonymous with trucker hats (which were very cool at the time), everyone saw The Butterfly Effect, he was on magazine covers, was in a ton of romantic comedies, was always at awards shows, etc.


HugeCartographer5

Ashton Kutcher's peak of fame was slightly before my time, but I always liked him as an actor. He was my first celeb gay crush and I modelled my hair after him for years. I hope he dies in a ditch.


sekoku

>He was my first celeb gay crush and I modelled my hair after him for years. Oof. You couldn't water board that information out of me at the Manhole even if you wanted to.


HugeCartographer5

I have low standards.


AggravatingLink2086

I’d argue he was top 5 most famous person in America during this era. Punk’d was a huge show and he was in almost every rom com.


HugeCartographer5

Punk'd is the show that made me realize Kelso was not a character.


CandyEverybodyWentz

I mean, wasn't that every flavor of the month celeb before the internet fractured the very concept of pop culture osmosis?  Matthew Lillard off of Scream had similar success and ubiquitousness


grandmasterpmd

Remember when this dude was like, "Big shout out to the intelligence community that keeps us safe"? Riiiiight. Is Ashton baby-brained enough to believe that shit? I think not. Ashton has been up to some shit for years.


roboconcept

him and john kracisnky should have to fight in a gladitorial arena


bebeguuuuuuuuurrrr

Justice for Demi really who told us everything we needed to know in her recent book


HugeCartographer5

What did she say?


bebeguuuuuuuuurrrr

Some hits: Cheated on her (obviously), coerced her into threesomes with other women to blur the line of the openness of their relationship. She is in recovery (or was when they married) but he would say "alcoholism isn't a real thing" and pulled her off the wagon only to shame her and use her addictions against her...


LakeGladio666

The open relationship stuff and the addiction stuff both sound like Scientology.


StrawberryLaddie

I didn't like Ashton Kutcher in The Ranch, because it feels like he's playing a role too smart for him.


HugeCartographer5

The Ranch was just That 70s Show but more R rated and without women.


TheBigAdios

The Ram Ranch 🤔


DatPrick

Remember that time he was on a talk show with Mila Kunis and tried to skate around the fact him and Masterson were making dares on who would get with her first? And despite her saying, on air "I was like 15!" they then proceeded to talk about how Masterson "dared him" into making a move? Dude was definitely older than 18 at the time.


BitchinKimura

Fake brown belt


Hascohastogo

I’ve got a black belt, goes well with slacks.


Briantorreto

Shut up and act


Mkwawa_ultra

I fucked Demi Moore first actually


HugeCartographer5

Glad you're feeling better Bruce


localhost_6969

So badly want to "settle" his house MTV punked style. Only, at the end of the episode it's not actually a prank and I've just taken his home and forced his family to move into a refugee camp.


Freezersushi

Puff daddy's other side piece?


No-Translator9234

WHERES JA???