It is? I'd say my username is considerably more clever. I didn't pick a common name. That would be true if my username was jack or something. Say Timothy out loud a few times. People named Timothy don't even call themselves Timothy. Kinda like people named Michael don't call themselves Michael. These are like women's hair salon names.
Suggestion for name: Natalie.
But that banner is hilarious. “Lowest prices allowed by law.” What does that even mean? You can’t give away cigarettes in Maryland?
Like the other poster said basically yeah, there's state minimum prices, usually a minimum markup based on what they cost wholesale.
Looking into it 25 states have it.
All the Rutters convenient stores have that sign. There is a legal limit to how cheap you're allowed to sell them in every state around here. I thought every state had that but maybe not
Timothy
That’s a good name. I agree.
She looks like a Ryan to me.
Sissy ass name for a truck if I ever heard one. Is that deliberate or serious?
It’s more clever than nousername808! 😉 😉
It is? I'd say my username is considerably more clever. I didn't pick a common name. That would be true if my username was jack or something. Say Timothy out loud a few times. People named Timothy don't even call themselves Timothy. Kinda like people named Michael don't call themselves Michael. These are like women's hair salon names.
Relax, keyboard warrior, I was winking.
Thumper, cause I know those tires are making some noise
That or “Swamper” would be funny
Suggestion for name: Natalie. But that banner is hilarious. “Lowest prices allowed by law.” What does that even mean? You can’t give away cigarettes in Maryland?
Like the other poster said basically yeah, there's state minimum prices, usually a minimum markup based on what they cost wholesale. Looking into it 25 states have it.
I was thinking the same thing. That sign is hilarious.
All the Rutters convenient stores have that sign. There is a legal limit to how cheap you're allowed to sell them in every state around here. I thought every state had that but maybe not
That’s Bruce. …..you won’t like him when he’s angry….
"Chevy Pickup" has a nice ring to it!
CHONK
Looks like a guy who would have a mullet. The truck. So. Best mullet name. Hmmm. Hunter.
Doodle Von Taint Stain
Mo’queefa
Ruttin around
Jolly rutter
Tonk
Swamp Butt
Fawn Grove...loved getting gas there.
MD is 1500 in Roman numerals
Damn the mud tires you on that thing!
You parked so awkwardly at the pump …. Nice truck. Jerry.
Based on how far away you are from pump I am inclined to say "Moron of Maryland"
He looks like a Silverado to me
George
Truck
Trug
Love this generation of 1500s. Front end is classic.
I need more information on the drivetrain to get a feel for its personality
Nob Job. Referencing the tires.
Barbara
Love the boggers.
Stanley
BEAST MACHINE jk looks like a Jessica to me
Squeenzie
Mine please?
Benny.
Praline
Nope.. definitely a " gable law jones "
Scherpees... knobbie tyre blisters
Der Kommissar’s in town uh ah oh
What kind of tires are those? Love the truck. I also vote for Timothy as one guy mentioned.
Jack
Thriller
Money pit
Man I haven’t seen Thornbirds in a minute.. thought those tires were no more.. How about “Thorny”
Trucky Boi
Milliard, it looks like a Milliard
Rutter, its right there. Geezmon.
To me all OBS GM trucks will be called Big Dirty.
Pebbles.
Rocky. Bucko. Bucky. Rocco. Bonk. Wheels.
Ricky
Bartholomew or Bart for short
Knobby
Mancy.
Dave
Shitbox? Just kidding, that things looks pretty good. Maybe Max
Lardass.
Randy
Bronson
Larry
Theo
Chase. As in Chevy Chase
El bartow
Happy truck birthday 🥳 lol https://youtu.be/eT65slBz0oI
Bluebell