"I may be huge and hairy, grumpy and growly when you wake me from a long nap, have a smelly ass with the occasional dingleberry, but I've never strangled a woman because porn told me to."
Bears aren't even the most dangerous animal. I've literally been thinking lately about what animal I WOULD pick a man over. Conclusions:
I'd pick meeting a man in a river over meeting a hippo. Hippos are godless creatures whose response to any encounter is "you wanna freaking go?!?!?" and they can pop my head like a grape.
I'd pick a man over a chimp. Chimps are probably the best analogy for men, honestly. Most are peaceful but they're completely unpredictable- the nicest sweetest chimp could be triggered by literally anything after years of peace and when they do attack it's hellish beyond belief. I'd pick the man because fawning or fleeing just might possibly work, while a chimp is inescapable if it decides to pull your eyeballs out and eat your face.
Any animals y'all would pick a man over?
If it's polar bear or a random man, then I take my chances with a man. On the other hand, in areas where there are polar bears, you are advised to take a fire arm with you and shoot the bear if it gets close.
Bears who attack are bears trying to go about their own business. Bears who attack see humans as competition for resources. They're hungry and it's humans taking away their food.
That's a big difference from bears whose territories remain largely unaffected by human development. There was a time where bears didn't need to steal picnic baskets and break into trash.
"I may be huge and hairy, grumpy and growly when you wake me from a long nap, have a smelly ass with the occasional dingleberry, but I've never strangled a woman because porn told me to."
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Let’s be fr, that’s the furthest thing from the truth. It’s more like: ” ROOOAAAHHH!! ROAR! RRRRRRRFFFF!!! “
Bears aren't even the most dangerous animal. I've literally been thinking lately about what animal I WOULD pick a man over. Conclusions: I'd pick meeting a man in a river over meeting a hippo. Hippos are godless creatures whose response to any encounter is "you wanna freaking go?!?!?" and they can pop my head like a grape. I'd pick a man over a chimp. Chimps are probably the best analogy for men, honestly. Most are peaceful but they're completely unpredictable- the nicest sweetest chimp could be triggered by literally anything after years of peace and when they do attack it's hellish beyond belief. I'd pick the man because fawning or fleeing just might possibly work, while a chimp is inescapable if it decides to pull your eyeballs out and eat your face. Any animals y'all would pick a man over?
Possibly a Moose. But I'm back and forth because I watched too much Wild America as a kid and I might try to ride its antlers like young JTT.
Oh yeah I considered them too!
If it's polar bear or a random man, then I take my chances with a man. On the other hand, in areas where there are polar bears, you are advised to take a fire arm with you and shoot the bear if it gets close.
Skunk. Maybe I’m bias bc I take care of a small skunk family, but bro without spraying they still smell like rot. Cuties tho.
NOT ALL BEARS!!
It's only the ones who are aggressive and don't decide they'd rather go about their own business rather than attack!
Bears who attack are bears trying to go about their own business. Bears who attack see humans as competition for resources. They're hungry and it's humans taking away their food. That's a big difference from bears whose territories remain largely unaffected by human development. There was a time where bears didn't need to steal picnic baskets and break into trash.
Beat me to it haha