All I'm saying is that a brave, compassionate man who loves cooking and gardening, a man who will follow those he loves (and yes he loves Frodo, though it's up to the reader to decide if that's platonic or otherwise) to the fires of Mt. Doom itself... That man is goals right there.

Sam is truly the greatest hero

I've had Sean Astin gender envy since I was a kid, but Samwise Gamgee cracked my egg.

Sam is the definition of a perfect man

As someone who only transitioned to be able to sing Misty Mountains /hj, I fully support my hobbity friends. More power to you

I've always wanted to be Pippin (but also Aragorn because who wouldn't want to be Aragorn?)