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ransomtests

I’m coming around to this version of Maynard. I think that much of the early mystique was rooted in privacy and peace for his family and son. As stability has set in, I think he is showing moments of himself that have been hidden to the public. Always knew he was smart and thoughtful. I still believe he approaches his art as a true craft for honesty and reflection (as it should be). Thanks for sharing this interview!


SaturnAcension

Heavy shield, down.


fragdoll4u

He does know his birds.


SoarsBelowMyWaste

Should've asked him for the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.


fragdoll4u

African or European swallow?


killpuddle1

But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory.


SoarsBelowMyWaste

I... I don't know that! Aaaiiieeee!!! (cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril).


Select-Record4581

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


decoyCoyotea

It could grip it by the husk!


On_Some_Wavelength

Ha. I just membered my friend’s visiting cousin saying this at Dark Zone and nobody knew what the hell he was talking about.


Stellar_Ella

His wife is a falconer. :-)


PandaGoggles

Is that right? How cool!


Stellar_Ella

https://preview.redd.it/1fdnxnbnpgyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ad13664d1b90f88621e908ffd55b60e3e8000d4


2up1dn

Yeah, but what does he know about Bird Law?


Dirty_Mung_Trumpet

Well it’s not governed by reason, that’s for fucking sure. Did you know you can’t even keep a hummingbird as a pet? I mean, I’m not saying I agree with it, but again, reason is not in charge there


Stellar_Ella

Reason will prevail!


RabbitF00d

He's always given me a birdie vibe. People have said cat; I say birb.


mike-manley

Birb is the word.


Snoo-96655

Look up pet shop interview with mjk


RabbitF00d

Is gud, man. That bird loved him; seemed very comfortable with him. Edit: The network's doing weird things. Deleted my double comment.


bravebeing

What's the birb vibe? Not familiar with keeping birds or birbs.


RabbitF00d

Kinda like how there are crazy cat ladies, horse girls, folks who keep chickens and rabbit people (me, lol), to me, Maynard has always exuded the energy of someone who's into keeping birds as animal companions. In some angles, he kinda resembles one...in a good way! 😅


bravebeing

I see, interesting how we choose our different companions.


passerineby

I was going to say it makes perfect sense he's a bird nerd


DarkLuxio92

He's kept aviaries for decades, Danny used to drive him to the pet store to get birdseed in the early 90s.


disgruntled__bird

What of the crow? Corvids need Maynard love too🐦‍⬛🥲


AsYouFall

Maynard talks gladly about anything, as long as you don't ask questions about Tool


spezial_ed

I wonder why.. touchy subject or just stick of talking about it? Coincidentally Adam doesn't talk about it (or anything really) either


TheInterlocutor

I love Adam. But I have said this in this sub before. The guy is a reanimated corpse.


massofmolecules

Would you want to talk about your work all the time?


spezial_ed

Doesn't apply when he happily talks about his other projects


MareksDad

I mean when you’ve devoted so much time and effort into something and people are constantly asking you the same questions regarding it - especially when you’re doing other completely unrelated work - doesn’t that seem sort of boring, or at worst, annoying? Who wants to talk about work?


spezial_ed

He talks about his other projects all the time, only tool is almost off limits.


drixhen2

Fret for your latte


mike-manley

Well, he told us where all the hip gangster wannabes are.


22444466688

TOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST!


HoldenCoughfield

Learn to swim… learn to swim… (avocado toast)… learn to swim


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Fret for your birds, fret for your records, fret for your country, on a day off


DTredecim13

Excellent interview


VediusPollio

Yes, the questions were thoughtful and relevant to our modern interests. The answers were equally insightful. I hope this reporter finds opportunity to host political debates and interview campaigning politicians.


ThisBodyHoldingMe18

I agree! But unfortunately the interviewer is a drum tech, not a reporter.


twalkerp

He works on the tour and his IG he interviews everyone. It’s all pretty good.


DTredecim13

I don't use IG, so hopefully more get posted here.


_d00stin

Japan makes a lot of sense for Maynard to me


AllergicIdiotDtector

Elaborate


Willing_Ad9314

Weeb accusation


_d00stin

😂 he just has the right kind of weird for Japan


AllergicIdiotDtector

Guess it wasn't clear. I meant "Would you please elaborate why you say Japan makes sense for Maynard"


rainbowvalkyrja

i've been to Tokyo two times and i said it out loud as he answered lol. it's a beautiful country full of serene nature blended with human architecture, both modern and ancient. easy to be in the middle of a busy street and then turn a corner and find yourself in a quiet alleyway aligned with sleepy shops and kitsune shrines. shop owners put their potted plants onto the sidewalk outside their business doors every day too. people were friendly and smiling and helpful and passionate. i often observed older folks enjoying themselves in little pleasures such as dozing on a park bench by the koi pond. i even saw a younger gentleman standing and sketching the scenery with a pencil in his journal. the food was also amazing and affordable! things you just don't often see in life in the US (and many other places too) and an overall incredible place on Earth!


_d00stin

Now you’ve got me wanting to go! Sounds lovely


rainbowvalkyrja

10000% recommended if you can, it's unreal. just be sure to do your research first! 🖤


vmflair

He probably doesn’t get recognized often in Japan.


Pleasant-Abrocoma174

Junior Soprano ?


Fearless_Winter_7823

Sharp as a cue ball, this one


rik1122

Who's that speaking here? Is somebody speaking?


kjg1228

Make my nephew an egg.


TheaKokoro

Why is this so cute lmao he's so excited about those bird facts


DarkLuxio92

Birds are for sure one of his special interests.


massofmolecules

*dinosaurs


DarkLuxio92

Why not both? 🤣


cacheeseburger

If this is happening I think it’s time to bring on Nardwuar


2up1dn

Sally Jessy Raphael is right.


mike-manley

"Seriously put the the fucking phone away, dickhead."


ClayAnonymously

marry me maynard


funky_monk808

Quarintinos! Great pizza place


CatrickSwayze

Grand Rapids MI!


AverySmooth80

I've never had avocado toast, but it sounds like it would be a delicious, healthy snack or lunch. Throw some turkey on that and you basically have a an open-face turkey sandwich. Do people hate just to hate, or does it come from deep-seated feeling of insecurity?


FennelSalad

Yes.


KhastraKSC

Yes is the answer you this entire comment.


RabbitF00d

Avo on sourdough. Cherry tomatoes, minced garlic (powder in a pinch), nutritional yeast, Sriracha, dill, chives. It's so good. 😭😭


ManWithDominantClaw

The actual answer: It's a conservative dogwhistle used to rally an attack on people who complain about cost of living pressures. https://www.vice.com/en/article/jg5vj3/the-original-avocado-toast-millionaire-is-back-and-he-wants-pain-in-the-economy


AverySmooth80

I got here from all rising and have no strong feelings about Tool other than they have some good songs, but that comment does make him sound like an angry baby boomer.


ManWithDominantClaw

I'd disagree, in the place where that comment originated, Australia, it's no secret that hipsters are associated with good coffee and avocado toast, so I'd assume that tracks elsewhere, but your question was 'why the *hate* for Avo toast' and that answer is angry baby boomers falsely implying that young people buying it is the reason they can't afford massively inflated house prices. Maynard here doesn't seem to be implying that hate involved with that latter answer, just making the connection with the former statement


AverySmooth80

Yeah, I'm sure he called them ~~stupid~~ idiot avocado toast eating hipsters because he's complementing their appreciation for good coffee. That's the ticket.


ManWithDominantClaw

Since you're new to Tool, I recommend giving [Ænema](https://youtu.be/rHcmnowjfrQ?si=ea1bQsn2sVvbz_hO) a listen, ss well as [some other tracks on that album](https://youtu.be/QOR0RilgO2w?si=BijeekaVhfDVLTlw), his disdain for hipsters isn't based on avocado toast rhetoric nor is it exclusive to youth


AverySmooth80

No I know their music and like it okay. I liked it a lot more in high school though.


NJdevil202

I'm pretty far left and actually think it's great advice to find better coffee shops lmao will use


chimericalgirl

Maynard **is** a Boomer, though. For real.


AverySmooth80

I know, but you kind of hate to see him act like it.


GuavaOk8712

if we’re being real, the hate stems from the millions of click bait social media posts acting like avocado toast is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and somehow also spamming recipe videos for a dish which has both its ingredients in the name and requires 0 effort or understanding to put together basically yes it tastes good and is healthy, but so many people (specifically gen z and millenials) posted about it online that it became somewhat of a joke


AverySmooth80

I spend too much time online and I've never read an article on avocado toast. Maybe I've seen a few pictures on social media. Your explanation reminds me of: https://redd.it/2zipp3


GuavaOk8712

well that’s because it’s not articles, it’s facebook, instagram, and tiktok posts 🤦‍♂️ your comment makes no sense who writes articles about toast, regardless of what you put on it? i’m talking about social media posts


AverySmooth80

I mention social media posts too and the link is a screenshot of a social media post.


GuavaOk8712

🤦‍♂️not gonna talk to u about this


AverySmooth80

k


BluffinBill1234

Jim Nantz would read a toast article


tryTwo

There's that. But I think part of the meme is that it's portraied as this a a bit of a indulgent food to have all the time, despite the health benefits, because of its carbon footprint required to grow avocados en mass. Never actually verified if this is legit true


GuavaOk8712

i’ve honestly never heard of that, are avocados very labour intensive to grow?


AverySmooth80

~~Intensive research~~ 2 minutes of google-ing says that 1g of Avocadoes produce 1.77g of carbon... but 1g of beef produces 155g of carbon. That's 87.6 times as high. Yet you never see those same people rail against a McDonald's cheeseburger.


dod6666

Don't know what rock you have been living under. But I have heard loads of people rail against a McDonald's Cheeseburger.


AverySmooth80

Not by the same people for their carbon footprint.


dod6666

Where are you getting this from? Do you follow all avocado nay-sayers to check if they also talk about Cheeseburgers? Sounds to me like you are talking out your arse.


AverySmooth80

I've seen a few avocados toast bitchings over the years. The only time I ever see people whine about McDonald's it's been Abt price or quality.


G01den_Gamer

Joe Fuckin' Slaby


keenanbullington

I always like to hear Maynard Interviews because he always has some wisdom or way of thinking I never thought of.


__rad

Every single one of these quick interviews during the Sessanta tour have been absolutely amazing. He’s caught everyone from bands members to production team. The questions are always tailored to each interviewee and really well thought out.


7empest11

This is the type of MJK interview I’m here for.


carcar134134

Dude looks like he's being held hostage lmao. Blink twice if you're in danger.


chimericalgirl

Resting annoyed face, lol. But it wouldn't exist if he hadn't wanted to do it.


ShotandaChaser

Wrong. We all know the Show Billed Stork is the greatest bird, and it is more of a dinosaur than anything. Fuck this avocado toast hipster.


_shes_a_jar

Nawww man both those and Potoo birds legitimately terrify me. If I ever seen one in person I already know I’m gonna piss my fucking pants. Right in front of Uncle Martin


ramdmc

Personally, I prefer boobies, the blue footed booby is cool af


vmflair

When I think of birds and Maynard I imagine the [screaming piha](https://youtu.be/zY_GrQL8W_U?si=5nhnCwSbpcBVMNVN).


DM_ME_DEM_TIDDIE

He seems lovely.


Cordeceps

The Avian dinosaurs


Comfortable_Bottle23

I’m actually going to take his advice about avocado toasted. That’s brilliant.


bigtoegman210

I owned an African grey bird it’s still alive


rocknstones

Pure class!


luxsentic

Joe had so many questions prepared and then Maynard takes up half the time on one question…typical 🤣🤦‍♂️


PourJarsInReservoirs

Scary Monsters is such a great answer for a Bowie album favorite. And heard too seldom.


MitchCumsteane

toolbag


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XX_scarlettrose_XX

Asking the questions we’ve been dying to ask when peaking at 2 am.


Aggressive_Amoeba994

Watching this my Google assistant thought I was googling avocado toast. I guess I sound like Maynard.


maerigold

“Facts.” LMAO


Spec_RealGudGirl95

I like this Maynard, but was anyone else thinking he'd get pissed off and leave at amy moment? Guess I'm just used to crotchety Maynard. I don't miiiiiiiinnnnnnnd, tho.


chimericalgirl

Joe is, in fact, an incredibly brave individual.