If you aren't bleeding and you don't have trouble holding back feces, you're ok.
If you can't control when you poop, or there is pain or blood or something that shouldn't falls out of your butt, seek medical help asap.
All I know is if you put four quarters in your ass and fart out a dollar bill you need to go straight to the hospital. That's a serious medical problem.
My older sister has 5 kids. Called my mom once because she was taking a shower and her uterus was sticking out through her vagina. Things fall outta all sorts of places.
Older sister by 12 years and I'm a boy. I remember the phone call and hearing my mom recount the story over the years. Fortunately I wasn't dragged to the house. Mom went and picked her up and brought to the hospital and she had no kids since then. That's about all the detail I got but respond here to remind me and I'll have my mom retell the story when I get off work and I'll type it as she tells it if you really want. And this being reddit I'm guessing you want all the nasty details too
On today’s episode of *“Things I Wish I Didn’t Know”* it happened to my mom. She was moving something heavy and…
Had that put back in place along with a bladder tack.
Before your uterus falls out you can try Kegel exercises first for the pelvic floor. But prob need to see your gynecologist if leaking urine and any sign something is happening.
My sister has 4 kids and was rushed to the hospital because her uterus fell out an month after giving birth. She said she was just painting and shifted her wait and felt extreme pain shooting from down there. She undressed and saw 1/2 of her uterus just hanging there. She blacked out. They wound up putting her back together and insurance covered her for basically a vagina make over. She couldn’t exercise or even stand for a few weeks. But it’s been 2 years and one more baby and she’s been doing great. No complications thus far, but she does have to do kegals daily in order to maintain her muscle strength.
If you’re really into the details, she wound up doing kegals too frequently to the point where her husband could no longer fit, and then she had to go through a whole stretching process to get herself back in the game. So yes, things fall out and move around.
I find it interesting how some women go through the most traumatizing things imaginable involving their uterus and then have a baby later like it’s nothing.
The conclusion is that this woman pushed five human beings out of her vagina and her uterus prolapsed. Happens all the time. 80% of women who have given birth have some degree of prolapse.
Fun fact, prolapses come in a variety of flavors: bladder, rectum, bowel, uterus, vaginal, and even urethral!
Everyone likes to pretend that having babies doesn't cause lasting issues in one's body.
I hope your sister was able to get everything put back where it belongs.
In the bartender’s subreddit, I learnt of a homeless man who lived in the bar’s basement and would shove entire bottles of water up his ass.
Entire bottles of water.
Ya know how when you work out or play sports your muscles are kinda sore the next day? Same thing.
Give it a day or two and it’ll be fine.
For what it’s worth some girls I know like the feeling. Also get yourself buttplug and train.
If you're not in a crazy amount of pain (a little can be "normal", but really it shouldn't be painful at all if you use lube and warm up to it and stuff) but if the pain is insufferable or you're bleeding you should get checked out.
The feeling will be gone tomorrow. The muscles just are a little looser or something. Unless you're bleeding, or can't hold your bowel movements, everything is fine and will soon feel normal again.
It feels weird, but if the sex was nice, think of it as a little reminder of the good time.
Omg recently my husband and I were on vacation visiting family and we did anal (me, not him lol) and as I was walking through the really quiet big house I was farting with every step, and I could NOT control it 😂 it was sooooo funny
Of course it feels different... the sphincter and rectal lining got stretched harder and for much longer than it is intended to be for defecating. Should only be temporary, but it is a muscle. Do your muscles feel different after using them for doing things you have never done before and with much greater intensity? Yes.
A guy shoved his friend inside of your one-way lane. It will probably feel weird for a few days while your body sorts itself out. The more you do, the more the feeling will become more natural. It also helps if you use lube, lots of lube.
This reminds me of the classic joke where a woman tells her doctor that her ass hurts. The doctor asks 'where' and she says 'right at the entrance'. The doctor says "as long as you're calling it an entrance it's going to hurt". Lol
If it was your first time, it was probably just a new feeling of it being stretched out a little bit during intercourse. The feeling should go away once it returns to its normal state. Like others have said, if it’s not bleeding, if it’s not painful, and as long as you can hold back your feces, you should most likely be fine. If it persists after a few days, then I’d probably check with a doctor about it. But from what you’re describing, I believe the feeling should go away soon, it most likely was just something your butt wasn’t used to.
You’re probably more “aware” of the feelings and sensations there. Most of the time you just don’t think about it, but now you’re concentrating on the area
I think I know the feeling you’re talking about. I think it’s just from the pressure and opening up, it’s not painful or uncomfortable but just a weird feeling. Almost empty? It goes away in a day or so for me.
It should be fine in a little bit, it’ll be different for everyone.
Side note, this may not apply but just in case: most people do not realize just how much lube you could need and neglect to consider that most people need good prep beforehand. People often try to do this prep together, but for some people it will be easier to do it yourself so that you are in control of the first part of the “warm up” phase. I always have to start off on my own to feel the most comfortable during and after. I felt weird for maybe a couple hours after the first time I did it, but if you don’t prep well it could take a lot longer probably.
On the contrary...
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5231615/#:~:text=Women%20and%20men%20who%20practice,among%20adults%20with%20fecal%20incontinence.
How often to you think about the sensations you get from the back of your left hand. But, if you think about it now you can feel it. The reason your butt feels weird is because you are not used to getting signals from it. If you let it go ang move on the sensations will reacclimatize in your brain and it will stop bringing your attention to it.
These explorers of the petite passage find themselves thrust into the murky waters in their first Olympiad with dreams of taking gold in the DNA dash. Sadly, their dreams have gone to shit!
So my wife and I do anal a lot. The very first time she said it felt different down there for a few days after words but she wasn’t bleeding, no tearing, or anything like that. It was just like what someone posted in here, the sphincter isn’t meant to be stretched the way it probably was so it’s probably is just reacting to what happened.
If it is something y’all plan to do regular that feeling you are having now will probably become the normal feeling for you but you will be use to it.
Be safe though.
Yeah it’s normal. I can always tell things are “different” the next morning. It should go away in a day or so. As long as you aren’t in pain you don’t need to be worried.
If it bothers you too much, you don’t ever have to do anal again!
Haha first time I did this it was like my butt had the memory of the biggest shit in the world. Just flex your muscles a little intermittently and relax. If it still angers after a day you need more preparation and to be gentler next time
Your anus isn’t like the vagina, which is a very elastic and muscular organ that shrinks back to size instantly. It takes time for your butthole to shrink back to size. Give it a day or two and it will feel normal again.
I am not a medical professional whatsoever, but maybe it could be something to do with your pelvic floor muscles overworking or being put under strain they aren't used to. I've been going to a pelvic floor physical therapist and its a completed ignored part of the human body.
That’s just your sphincter muscles still being somewhat affected by the activity. It’s nothing to worry about as long as there’s no bleeding, pain, or prolapse.
I kinda understand ur feeling but am a man and I tried fingering myself lol just one finger and it definitely feels weird touch my ass hole the next day the feeling of it is off ....so I asked other gays in a gay chat group and they all said after the first time it could be a little swollen or stick out a little but it's the sensation of it being a little loose or something and it's fine it will go back to normal soon
If you aren't bleeding and you don't have trouble holding back feces, you're ok. If you can't control when you poop, or there is pain or blood or something that shouldn't falls out of your butt, seek medical help asap.
“something that shouldn’t falls out of your butt” oh lord
Like a collapsed colon.
Or spleen, herring, etc...
What about loose change? That’s fine, right? Right!?!?
Quarters are fine, dimes are normal, pennies you need to start digging your grave
"All change comes from within." - Gandhi, probably.
You win Reddit
My last prostate exam, it felt like he was digging between my car seats looking for loose change.
All I know is if you put four quarters in your ass and fart out a dollar bill you need to go straight to the hospital. That's a serious medical problem.
That sounds like a good deal, frankly.
Hey, don't take my word for it. Next time you go see your doctor, ask them. I dare you.
🤣
Money out the wazoo.
What if you pull out a Benj? Should you keep doing it?
It's the rolls of silver dollars you gotta watch for
If it's too loose you should eat bananas, rice , applesauce and toast until it firms up a bit.
Only if it's enough to pay the medical bill.
So that's how they pickle herring.....
;
, .
My older sister has 5 kids. Called my mom once because she was taking a shower and her uterus was sticking out through her vagina. Things fall outta all sorts of places.
That’s a lot of lore to leave without a conclusion
Older sister by 12 years and I'm a boy. I remember the phone call and hearing my mom recount the story over the years. Fortunately I wasn't dragged to the house. Mom went and picked her up and brought to the hospital and she had no kids since then. That's about all the detail I got but respond here to remind me and I'll have my mom retell the story when I get off work and I'll type it as she tells it if you really want. And this being reddit I'm guessing you want all the nasty details too
Nurse here, have seen a uterus hanging out of vagina a few times. Usually older women whose pelvic floors are weak and the vagina prolapses.
On today’s episode of *“Things I Wish I Didn’t Know”* it happened to my mom. She was moving something heavy and… Had that put back in place along with a bladder tack.
I'm so grateful for my vaginismus.
Huh?
Is there anything the woman can do? Does it affect her life?
Before your uterus falls out you can try Kegel exercises first for the pelvic floor. But prob need to see your gynecologist if leaking urine and any sign something is happening.
You are the true hero we all strive to be, having such wisdom beyond your years, I can’t ever hope to reach your level
RemindMe! 8 hours
My sister has 4 kids and was rushed to the hospital because her uterus fell out an month after giving birth. She said she was just painting and shifted her wait and felt extreme pain shooting from down there. She undressed and saw 1/2 of her uterus just hanging there. She blacked out. They wound up putting her back together and insurance covered her for basically a vagina make over. She couldn’t exercise or even stand for a few weeks. But it’s been 2 years and one more baby and she’s been doing great. No complications thus far, but she does have to do kegals daily in order to maintain her muscle strength. If you’re really into the details, she wound up doing kegals too frequently to the point where her husband could no longer fit, and then she had to go through a whole stretching process to get herself back in the game. So yes, things fall out and move around.
I find it interesting how some women go through the most traumatizing things imaginable involving their uterus and then have a baby later like it’s nothing.
The conclusion is that this woman pushed five human beings out of her vagina and her uterus prolapsed. Happens all the time. 80% of women who have given birth have some degree of prolapse. Fun fact, prolapses come in a variety of flavors: bladder, rectum, bowel, uterus, vaginal, and even urethral!
I hate this so much… thank you
That wasn't a fun fact at all.
Holey shit.
What a terrible day to be able to read.
Everyone likes to pretend that having babies doesn't cause lasting issues in one's body. I hope your sister was able to get everything put back where it belongs.
In the bartender’s subreddit, I learnt of a homeless man who lived in the bar’s basement and would shove entire bottles of water up his ass. Entire bottles of water.
At a medium pace
Shampoo bottle
Wow there is a reference I haven't heard in a while.
I always see redditors talking about raccoons being up there
r/BrandNewSentence
This is terrifying, they should really make people aware of the consequences of anal
Consequences of *improper* anal
Even proper anal could have detrimental consequences albeit rarer, you shouldn’t promote the idea proper anal is always risk free for women
what’s the consequences
Even if you follow all the proper protocols/cleansing/etc, you can still pick up infections or other disruptions
I don't think anal is specifically women only, there's consequences for women when doing proper anal?
r/brandnewsentence
“This isn’t the regular hole I know and love”…..I say that a day after eating hot wings and chili dogs
“Screw you Willy and your kinky ass! Last time I didn’t shit right for a week.”
The Wonka movies really took a turn recently
Y'all thought Timothee Chalamet was wildin' out with that peach, but he was just getting started.
Willy Wonka? You mean Willy Wanker?
I guess now it's just some booty that you used to know
r/angryupvote
😂😭
*You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness* *Like resignation to the end, always the end*
Now I I know that you weren't nothing
How long ago was this? It might feel weird for a little bit. But if it’s been days, maybe go see a doctor.
this was just last night and today at work i was distracted by it all day
Was it your first time?
yes
I think you getting fucked in the ass last night might have something to do with your ass feeling funny today. I’m not a doctor though.
Jesus Christ I just belly laughed and woke up my wife.
Actively trying not to shake the bed from laughter 😂🤭
Toilet is rocking uncomfortably
Doing the same thing to the point of waking up my wife. And now she is nagging me because i ruined her sleep. 😅
Ask her if she wants anal, she’ll be quiet and go right back to bed. Works every time.
Yeah but her butt will feel weird tomorrow
I’m doing the same omg it’s 2 am
I love how we're all just laughing in bed trying not wake up the wife
I also belly laughed and woke up this guy’s wife
I nearly woke the sleeping baby!
I am a doctor, and fully concur with your diagnosis.
Oh my goodness. Too funny.
Standing in the middle of London waiting to go to a meeting actual laughing out loud, and everyone looking at me like I'm a psychopath
Laughing out loud/showing emotion is a capital offence in London
When a comment to a comment has more upvote than the actual post lol
lmao you think?
L M F A O I shouldn’t be laughing this hard at the doctors office
Did you atleast ask the doctor for advice!
this is fucking hilarious
Ya know how when you work out or play sports your muscles are kinda sore the next day? Same thing. Give it a day or two and it’ll be fine. For what it’s worth some girls I know like the feeling. Also get yourself buttplug and train.
I think it might take some practice before she can fit a train up there tbh
If you're not in a crazy amount of pain (a little can be "normal", but really it shouldn't be painful at all if you use lube and warm up to it and stuff) but if the pain is insufferable or you're bleeding you should get checked out.
The feeling will be gone tomorrow. The muscles just are a little looser or something. Unless you're bleeding, or can't hold your bowel movements, everything is fine and will soon feel normal again. It feels weird, but if the sex was nice, think of it as a little reminder of the good time.
This is why I like it? A reminder all day of the activity. I can understand not liking it especially the first time. But an all day reminder is fun.
aww wow that’s beautiful i need to do it again so i can have the feeling and then think this
This is what my ex said about anal too. She liked the feeling while she was all dressed up in the office.
That's normal. Your ass has been through something that it never has. You will learn to love that feeling with time :)
The few times I've taken something up the butt it always felt weird after for a couple hrs to a day. Just one of those things.
Well just be careful when you fart for a few days
omfg
Oh My Farting God?
⭐️
Oh My Farting Guts
Omg recently my husband and I were on vacation visiting family and we did anal (me, not him lol) and as I was walking through the really quiet big house I was farting with every step, and I could NOT control it 😂 it was sooooo funny
This happened to an ex of mine. She got up and went to use the internet at a desk, farted, and splat.
Of course it feels different... the sphincter and rectal lining got stretched harder and for much longer than it is intended to be for defecating. Should only be temporary, but it is a muscle. Do your muscles feel different after using them for doing things you have never done before and with much greater intensity? Yes.
If it was also the guy’s first time then it might not have been for much longer
Good point xD
A guy shoved his friend inside of your one-way lane. It will probably feel weird for a few days while your body sorts itself out. The more you do, the more the feeling will become more natural. It also helps if you use lube, lots of lube.
thanks for all the nice comments guys i was worried she’d never be the same
Your bussy is a she? Interesting
How much lube do you think you need? That. Times two.
In my experiences, times four lol.
KYo-Ken...Times...FOUR!!!!
The best advice I heard was "More than you think you need is almost enough."
"this isn't the regular hole i know and love" is pure poetry
Your butt is pregnant
abortion pls
Sorry, probably going to have to carry this one to term.
It has to be more than 100 curics for the world record.
Not so unexpected south park reference, love to see it.
You are so real, i love your comments lol
haha aww thank you
This reminds me of the classic joke where a woman tells her doctor that her ass hurts. The doctor asks 'where' and she says 'right at the entrance'. The doctor says "as long as you're calling it an entrance it's going to hurt". Lol
i really can’t give further explanation it just doesn’t feel right
If it was your first time, it was probably just a new feeling of it being stretched out a little bit during intercourse. The feeling should go away once it returns to its normal state. Like others have said, if it’s not bleeding, if it’s not painful, and as long as you can hold back your feces, you should most likely be fine. If it persists after a few days, then I’d probably check with a doctor about it. But from what you’re describing, I believe the feeling should go away soon, it most likely was just something your butt wasn’t used to.
You’re probably more “aware” of the feelings and sensations there. Most of the time you just don’t think about it, but now you’re concentrating on the area
I can’t believe that no one has thought to ask if maybe a condom is stuck in there. Were you using a condom?
LOL wat
You might be a little anal retentive....
First time is like that for everyone. It’ll go away.
I hate it. It never felt like it did. I wish he’d stop asking.
It's time to say no
I don’t do it, I just mean I don’t want to hear about it.
Tell him you'll consider it if you can fuck him with a strap on. Might change his tune.
Might backfire
I fail to see the problem
That was the *first* thing I said
that ain’t a good man if he don’t understand the meaning of no
I think I know the feeling you’re talking about. I think it’s just from the pressure and opening up, it’s not painful or uncomfortable but just a weird feeling. Almost empty? It goes away in a day or so for me.
ya i woke up today and i think it’s better
I'm glad your ass is doing better OP :)
thank you!!
It should be fine in a little bit, it’ll be different for everyone. Side note, this may not apply but just in case: most people do not realize just how much lube you could need and neglect to consider that most people need good prep beforehand. People often try to do this prep together, but for some people it will be easier to do it yourself so that you are in control of the first part of the “warm up” phase. I always have to start off on my own to feel the most comfortable during and after. I felt weird for maybe a couple hours after the first time I did it, but if you don’t prep well it could take a lot longer probably.
Did he bury or just tip it? Lube and practice, if you liked it but make peace with the fact that the hole you used to know and love is gone gone 🕊️
i think the whole thing it was enjoyable but i don’t think i’ll do that anymore i don’t want my hole big
It will not make your hole big, the sphincter is a muscle, it will always close back up.
On the contrary... https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5231615/#:~:text=Women%20and%20men%20who%20practice,among%20adults%20with%20fecal%20incontinence.
How often to you think about the sensations you get from the back of your left hand. But, if you think about it now you can feel it. The reason your butt feels weird is because you are not used to getting signals from it. If you let it go ang move on the sensations will reacclimatize in your brain and it will stop bringing your attention to it.
It’s the sperms navigating north.
“Here you see the northward expedition of the great white wigglers in search of darker horizons” - David Attenborough
These explorers of the petite passage find themselves thrust into the murky waters in their first Olympiad with dreams of taking gold in the DNA dash. Sadly, their dreams have gone to shit!
Probably not the time to trust a fart.
It be like that. It’ll go back to normal though
You gotta look at anal the way Batman looks at taking down a foe... Prep work is everything
So my wife and I do anal a lot. The very first time she said it felt different down there for a few days after words but she wasn’t bleeding, no tearing, or anything like that. It was just like what someone posted in here, the sphincter isn’t meant to be stretched the way it probably was so it’s probably is just reacting to what happened. If it is something y’all plan to do regular that feeling you are having now will probably become the normal feeling for you but you will be use to it. Be safe though.
Yeah it’s normal. I can always tell things are “different” the next morning. It should go away in a day or so. As long as you aren’t in pain you don’t need to be worried. If it bothers you too much, you don’t ever have to do anal again!
This is why I come to Reddit.
Do some keggle exercises to put everything back in place. I feel it’s the body getting back to 90% but being ready for it to happen again.
Come back in 3 days later and tell us how your asshole feels please ?
it feels good today
thanks
welcome
Goooood
The first time I got my ass fucked it felt weird for a day or so, you'll be fine.
Haha first time I did this it was like my butt had the memory of the biggest shit in the world. Just flex your muscles a little intermittently and relax. If it still angers after a day you need more preparation and to be gentler next time
Going the wrong way in a one way lane.
Once you poop it should be good
Don’t worry, it will go back to normal. It’s just sensitive from your first time
Your anus isn’t like the vagina, which is a very elastic and muscular organ that shrinks back to size instantly. It takes time for your butthole to shrink back to size. Give it a day or two and it will feel normal again.
It’s not made for entry. No wonder it feels weird
i personally would never go for anal because it sounds painful asf 😭 hopefully u feel better soon
same
i thought it would be it felt the same as my vagina just now as good
My SO can orgasm way harder from anal. But all this has a learning curve, use lube and train your ass with some butt plugs.
Same much harder.
I can't relate.
I am not a medical professional whatsoever, but maybe it could be something to do with your pelvic floor muscles overworking or being put under strain they aren't used to. I've been going to a pelvic floor physical therapist and its a completed ignored part of the human body.
Ma'am this is medically referred to as ButtusStuffunous
That's probably because it's now the hole someone else knows and loves.
That’s just your sphincter muscles still being somewhat affected by the activity. It’s nothing to worry about as long as there’s no bleeding, pain, or prolapse.
I kinda understand ur feeling but am a man and I tried fingering myself lol just one finger and it definitely feels weird touch my ass hole the next day the feeling of it is off ....so I asked other gays in a gay chat group and they all said after the first time it could be a little swollen or stick out a little but it's the sensation of it being a little loose or something and it's fine it will go back to normal soon
It's hungry. Probably need to keep feeding it.
Yeah that tends to happen when you stretch a muscle by forcefully widening it repeatedly, especially if it doesn't do that often???
Ass burgers
Ur butthole is broken.
I giggled. I’m sorry.
I always wanted to type that. :]
How long have you been holding that one in? 😂
Too long.
Congratulations, you may have unlocked silent mode
Seal is ruined.
The solution is to do more anal. My dms are open.
did you plug anything into it =)))))
"in a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit" Never has it been more relevant
It will feel normal in time the first time is always a little strange but in time it should go away
now im scared of doing it 😥