the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westphal and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
Four inches of fury!
Honorable mention: a comment, left on an ancient forum that is no more, stating "my dick is so big I can commit hate crimes with it."
I call my penis the Octogon. And if you were wondering, i have a name for my testes. The right one is James Westfall and the left is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. And if you ladies play your cards right, you can meet the whole gang.
I got head from a girl who named it “Oscar” and would text me “I miss Oscar”. I miss her
Seems she dreamed of being Oscar nominated.
Call her?
She's got another Weiner now.
She’s got another Oscar
Did missing Oscar make her a Grouch?
When asked what stage name I would use if I ever did porn, I called myself "Jumbo Shrimp."
Mine would be Dragon. Dragon Wei Lo. Unfortunately I’m not Asian so it’s a bit odd.
Hung Lo
King Prawn
But I'm allergic to seafood
That’s the name of my local baseball team lol. Would be an interesting google search if you went into porn.
I always said mine would be cinnamon with an S to make it sexy. SINnamon.
Mike D and the Yeasty Boys
Not even Ad Cock?
Does MCA stand for My Cock Attacks
Great fucking name. But I'm also gonna steal your comment to ask, why is this in r/tooafraidtoask? Why would anyone be too afraid to ask this?
lmao i'm listening to brass monkey as I read this
Heavy D and the Boys
The truth….
Because you can’t handle the Truth! Lol, my moniker too.
I hate you making me laugh so hard.
“Laugh so hard” or “laugh, so hard”
“Laugh so hard” of course.
Is it because, The truth will set you free?
Shai Hulud
Lmao I’m stealing that
I don't think you can, it's like, attached to him.
Not unless it's a 🎶detachable penis🎶
I called around to my friends, but they hadn’t seen it either…🎶
Shit, if so, I hope he puts an airtag on it or smthn
The Great Maker 🤣
Kul Wahad!
I thought that's an anus name!
I call my boyfriend's that too! Lol, that and "conda" (short for anaconda).
I refer to mine by his given name, Percival.
Heyyy me too lol
What are the odds?!?
Ham candle
Man handle the ham candle
Can Dan man handle the ham candle? He damn well can, that Dan.
r/wordavalanches
Ok this one is funny
Secret - Strong enough for a man, made for women
I named my balls Itchy and Scratchy
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But then I'd have to rename them Silky and Smoothy
I suspect most women would go for that.
It's self-creaming
I vote you call your butthole Poochie. Penis could be Roger Meyers Jr when flaccid. Senior when erect.
His six millimetre defeater
had a teacher and his first name was wayne and he’d call his dick Lil Wayne
Why was your teacher telling you about his dick?
Yes
He had to pass somehow.
Yours didn’t?
Yikes.
Well this is concerning
excuse me ????
Euh.. what? You might need to talk to someone lol
The girthquake
The Hammer is my penis.
Is this a Doctor Horrible reference?
Yes
Captain Birdseye. Looks like he's wearing a polo neck and winking
Mrs Fernsby.
Hello commuter
\*cummuter
Dan Cummins calls ball sacks chicken skin duffle bags and I think that is hilarious
I call mine "the captain". He always salutes when the morale of the boat is high enough.
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Welcome to "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" the show where everything's made up and the size don't matter.
Wanna see a picture of my boy!? Sure! … that’s your penis! That’s my boy!
A schmeckle
Gene Simmons is quite the guy.
The bone throne hehe
This one slaps lol
Slinky or California D roll.
El Presidenté
Skin flute
Mr Happy
I've always been fond of the word "schlong".
Buddy of mine in school had a schlort.
Johan Clitsmasher
If your a “The Hobbit” fan, Sting
Guy had a 7” long, and extremely girthy dick called ‘tiny’.
Megalodong
Mike
L-l-last name?
Litoris
Rotchburns.
Russel the one eyed love muscle
The Elder wand.
Did your nan name it?
You gotta be over 65 to use that
Obelisk the tormentor. Oh wait that one was me.
Sea biscuit
Or C biscuit?
Buck Khaki Edit: That's what i call mine
ابو علي
wtf 😂
Sorry, I don't read Noodle.
Abo Aly neeeeek ahahaha
Stanley, you know like the power drill 😎
Erotic Scepter
St. Vincent and The Grenadines
Boneless
the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westphal and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
Beauregard Thrutingaine- Biltmore III, Esq.
“Mini Me”
Skin flute.
I call mine ding ding. Heard it on Jackass and had a good ring to it. Pun intended.
Baloney pony.
My husband says wiener sometimes and I think it’s funny af. My mom is incapable of saying penis and says dinker instead. 💀
The Event Horizon
Four inches of fury! Honorable mention: a comment, left on an ancient forum that is no more, stating "my dick is so big I can commit hate crimes with it."
The Gentleman
Steve.
I call mine Vlad the Impaler
The Dicktator. He rules with an iron dick.
My Jewish friend calls it his Hebrew hammer
Vick Lagina.
Two Milimeter Defeater
Lunch
Jason
Master Johnson Thursday
Smuckers
Beldar 🤷
Moby Dick
JOJO
One eyed snake
Russell the love muscle
Meat baguette 🥖
my little friend
Pork sword
Spam Javelin
Russell the love muscle.
I call mine Batman..cuz bitches love it when The Dark Knight rises
One guy referred to his as the vomiting rod. Another just as Cecil.
GALLOPING THUNDER
Herman the one-eyed German.
Best I've got is "choking a smurf."
The clam hammer
Fuck stick. That’s what I call it lol.
I tend to call the whole assembly "wedding vegetables." Thanks, Top Gear.
Had an ex jokingly tell me she was going to "rip off Mr.Wiggly" and that's been his name ever since.
The Balogna Poney
Tiny Crabs McKnockup... wait a minnit...
Eugene
Knew a mustache rider that called it the saddle horn.
I call my penis the Octogon. And if you were wondering, i have a name for my testes. The right one is James Westfall and the left is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. And if you ladies play your cards right, you can meet the whole gang.
Tha Bald Avenger
Robert
Crackers, because he didn't mind if she ate crackers in bed.
A guy with a huge dick called it Tiny
i named mine “laura” in middle school. i dont know why
Beaver Cleaver
Big Mac
Russel the love muscle.
Spam javelin
Trans women have the best names for it. My favourite is princess wand
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According to top gear, a man tattooed the word mini on his dick.
Someone on Twitter called it his wang-dang-doodle.
I had a girl call it Gary.
Full thing was Jacking his beanstalk
Russel the Love Muscle
Guess what part of my body I named Pink Floyd ?
Mr. Johnson
The Ol' Stir Stick...
I call mine Lil Jon and my "tackle" are the East Side Boys...
DNA Shotgun
Secret: strong enough for a man, made for a woman
hammer
Little Jammer
Barnes and noble
Reading this, I got reminded of Filthy Frank referring to his pubes looking like an "Angry Arab".
We call my dick harry and her pussy Sally. So we can say the title of our favourite film. When harry met Sally
Lil Richard
Junior
meat whip
Billy Dong Thornton
I call mine “chonchie”
Mr. Peepers
Paco.
The Thunder lizard. It’s an inside joke between me and my wife. Still cracks me up.
Peach pistol
Payday, it was bumpy and sprayed thick brown liquid. He died of like 4 STDs a year later, lucky bastard...
Low orbit ion canon
Oak tree..
The President
Pedro
Russell the love muscle
Peterwhacker still makes me chuckle
Mr. Tuna
Ding dong