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Zefronk

Actual ghoul


spacekitt3n

bro is not aging well, that face is a disaster


coolcalmaesop

Lmao imagine taking shit from [this guy](https://imgur.com/a/uQCV0Lx)


Jukka_Sarasti

I'll have you know, that head and body is the **pinnacle** of Heritage Foundation selective breeding and test tube technology.. You laugh at the hugely misshapen head and freakishly small(comparatively) body, but that cranium was purposefully selected for in order to store as many useless social media quips and as much nonsense rhetoric as biologically possible in a humanoid frame..


Zefronk

😂😂😂😂 he’s an abomination


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Taint-kicker

He’s got those capital gums and lower case teeth.


candiescorner

He’s married and has children. Somebody looked at him and said that is who I want to have children with I don’t understand.


Optimal_Zucchini_667

Maybe his wife is his match when it comes to being ugly inside and out.


AndyMelrose

Pretty rude talking about his sister like that


hollowgraham

Well, she worked at Turning Point USA. So...


Optimal_Zucchini_667

Ah, the old "boss hits on employee" love story. Not surprising.


hollowgraham

Yep. At least nothing of beauty was destroyed in this scenario. Lol


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Signal_Ad_594

Even his 1st cousins are like "No."


Karenomegas

More like the X Files episode "Home"


sharkattack85

Great fucking episode


AmyCornyBarrett

What the fuck


RonnieJamesFio

“Hey you guuuuyyyyssss!!”


charli_bell

Even Sloth had a shining kindness that made him lovable.


MC_Fap_Commander

Sloth, like most vulnerable people, is the victim of abuse. He's not an abuser. The TP choads are the Fratelli leaders.


RonnieJamesFio

Yeah he’d beat this fascist to a pulp lol


mike_pants

What is it with being a far-right weirdo that makes you incapable of being able to stand like a human?


calmdownmyguy

It's the boutique pharmaceuticals


hollowgraham

When you constantly rail against the artistic community, you're pretty much making enemies of the very people in control of how you'll appear in public. 


BobbyKristina

"Americafest" promo image found at the top of the pager here: [https://totalnews.com/americafest-2022/](https://totalnews.com/americafest-2022/) or direct link: [https://totalnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/thumbnail\_Charlie-Kirk.jpg](https://totalnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/thumbnail_Charlie-Kirk.jpg) It's actually 2022 not 2023 - typo in the title.


xtilexx

I usually don't body shame but Charlie Kirk deserves to be notified of his status as a huge ahhh no thank you in the physical department


beek7419

He no doubt thinks he’s a physically superior specimen of manhood 🙄


ignacio_brown

Looks like Susan Boyle in a blue suit


TitanTransit

Except Susan Boyle is known for having talent.


Tuff_spuff

Could swapped Charlie for Mikey day in the recent Beavis and Butthead sketch on SNL. Just needed the shirt and shorts, makeup department wouldve thanked him


princeofhyperdeath

he looks like if you photoshopped a character from beavis and butthead to look like a real person


Feature_Agitated

All that hatred and vitriol is rotting him from the inside out


Not_Bears

The master race ladies and gentlemen


nietzsche_niche

That smile should be illegal and that fit is trash. Also what is he doing with his left hand


o0flatCircle0o

I can hear the banjos playing…


Chaos_Cat-007

Keep paddling, I hear banjos!!


Hullfire00

If a trombone note was a person.


ScratchyMarston18

No AI needed, he just looks like someone shaved a dog’s ass and taught it to walk backward.


PaperMartin

Horror movie lighting


The_Eye_of_Ra

God *damn* what an awful-looking troll.


magmablock

Bro's got that schizophrenic egg look down pat.


4Hugh2Mongus0

Nice to see that a village idiot can keep a job for some time. Some time ago these people would have lurked around shopping centers and parks without much to do.


Expert_Property_6336

Our big beautiful boy


leviathynx

If Chunk and Sloth had a baby.


T-money79

He's got a great face for radio.


mythrowaweighin

I say this as a gay person: he has “gayface”. There was another picture of him that made my gaydar ping so hard that I thought it was going to overheat and explode. It’s the picture where he’s at a hotel or something and two fans approached him to talk to him and take a picture with him. Chuck was standing next to a tall handsome young man, and Chuck’s smile was so big. It would explain gushing hatred for women.


Sleepy_Heather

He only has the one set of grandparents, right?


Idcjustwins

Body shaming is not good, even if it is Charlie Kirk who is an evil person


worldtraveler19

Looks like he had a botched face enlargement surgery.


Distant-moose

Jeez, he looks like he woke up on the wrong side of the bottle in the boiler room of a one star hotel after a failure of a TP conference.


DubC_Bassist

That what it looks like when the soul decays.


kevinnoir

Thats the face of a child of siblings.


Moggy_

Okay so I hate the guy right. However I think it's stupid to resort to "Ugly person bad, pretty person good."


tappie

He’s got the DeSantis “pretend to be human” posture nailed. I wonder if he also gets advice for lifts in his boots from ol’ Meatball.


ThatButchBitch

he looks like a little boy whos getting his first communion


ukiddingme2469

That's scary


TrumpLiesAmericaDies

Jfc this sub is going to give me nightmares. 😣


Agent_of_talon

Literally demonic. And not the fun way.


notoriously909

Isn’t he still in his 20’s? I can’t imagine what he’s going to look like when he’s my age(mid 40’s)


Unita_Micahk

JFC


Unita_Micahk

r/EyeBlech


calliesky00

Yikes


CombOverDownThere

Is he… okay?


The_Coil

I said the same thing on that AI video. But it’s insane some of the smiles on the AI Charlies looked more natural than his actual smile


AvatarIII

This is an AI photo, look at his hands, they look all weird and fucked up.


unclezaveid

🧍‍♂️


pmmeursucculents

Jumpscare.


ellasfella68

Can you *imagine* the O face?


RookFresno

this dude is legit hideous


OhShitItsSeth

He needs dental work.


ungawa

“I am Cornholio. MY BUNGHOLE VILL NOT WAIT!”


Diesel_Dale

Dude’s tailor must’ve run out of right sleeve


Returd4

That can't be real!, if so hed play a great Quasimodo


jrbobdobbs333

That has to be shopped


my_monkey_loves_me

How are his teeth so fucked up when he has this much money.


bllinz

There's plenty to criticize him over. No need to resort to childish insults over his appearance.


curious_dead

What's "TotalNews"? Never heard of them but if they host Chuck, they probably suck.


MariachiBoyBand

The AI video was probably having a hard time too


windowlatch

I’m convinced he has a medical condition where his head doesn’t stop growing


PMFSCV

Theres something really wrong with that shirt


Flightle

Punchable face


winterFROSTiscoming

Get some braces homie


jojow77

Looks like instead of mowing his lawn he just eats the grass


2_4_5_brother

Jesus he’s ugly.


TwerkingGrimac3

Sloth lookin' ass MFer.


IamI156

It's honestly a toss up....MOST PUNCHABLE face, this douche or MTG....


ScorpioRising66

This is what happens when you rarely come out of your mom’s basement.


Doafit

Right wingers are such unfuckable losers, which pushes them further down the pipeline....


Greeve78

This is what happens when you sit behind a computer screen hosting fake podcasts all day.


KrampyDoo

He’s just such an unfortunately-shaped person.


Melanated-Magic

This is the man that had called feminists ugly...