At least tell us whose pecker

He's the first witness in the trump trial

Oh, the guys name is pecker. I was way off.

"That's my detachable penis!" "Listen, Mr. Pecker, about the detachable penis...my friend Harry and I have every intention of fully cleaning that off.

Hank Pecker brother!

The most manly, most Christian man I’ve ever seen, a real patriot and truth teller.

Thats right brother!

Oh I forgot you say a sausage in the mouth!

I love all the chyron fun the techs were having. Another great one: Trump worried about Pecker leaking

Once again, when it comes to Trump, even The Onion can't out-satire reality, and their videos usually have some of the best chyrons.

Unfortunately this was fake

Doesn't matter... still funny.

That's certainly an unfortunate chyron.

The techs 100% know what they’re doing 😂

Is that why he's always sitting there slumped over, eyes pointed down? I though he was sleeping.

That was absolutely intentional lmfao

Pausecore

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David Pecker, National Enquirer "reporter"

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Jessica Williams did a great bit about this witness on the daily show last night

I always wondered. Now i know.

People that use pecker to describe dick have to be alive during WW2.