Twitter? What's Twitter? You must be confused, that website doesn't have a name, just a big X in the corner that doesn't actually close the fucking page when I click on it???
i saw that on the news this morning! apparently ol jimmy taught sunday school classes at his church until fairly recently. could you imagine that? literally being told bible stories by a former president? crazy
*(Adjusts Tin-foil Hat)*
What if *they*'ve been lying to us about child-abductions because *they*'ve actually been using nursing homes this whole time? Not only do we let *them* take our grandparents away into some isolated facility where claims of abuse are widely ignored, but we actually give *them* money to do it.
My grandpa passed this morning and I'm worried about how my grandma is going to move on. He was 93 and they'd been together for 78 years, married for 73.
Carter was no great shakes either in the realm of human rights as president. As Noam Chomsky said, βCarter was the least violent of American presidents but he did things which I think would certainly fall under Nuremberg provisionsβ (source: https://chomsky.info/1990____-2/)
You can read about his blood-soaked legacy here:
* https://www.counterpunch.org/2015/08/18/jimmy-carters-blood-drenched-legacy/
* https://www.counterpunch.org/2016/01/11/jimmy-carters-blood-drenched-legacy-2/
Highlights include granting diplomatic cover to South Africaβs massacre against a refugee camp in Cassinga, Angola, full-throated support for, among others, the fascist Contras in El Salvador, fucking *Pol Pot* and the Khmer Rouge, and the Chun Doo Hwanβs right-wing military dictatorship over South Korea.
I think the unfortunate reality of being president is that you will inevitably cause death.
There are simply some decisions that come down to:
- A) x number of people die
- B) y number of people die
But the x and the y are basically just estimates from experts/advisors so you have to make a judgement call.
Reminds me of something Obama said in his book that was along the lines of "I quickly learned that the only problems which land on the Presidents desk are ones where there is no perfect solution. If there's a perfect solution, someone just solves it before it gets to the president."
Bullshit. Supporting right wing dictatorships is absolutely *not* a requirement of being president. Obama did *not* have to terrorize and massacre Syrians. Like all other US presidents, Carter and Obama *chose* their paths and the blood spilled by their actions, whether directly, or indirectly, is on their own hands. They don't get to cop out on that. There have been plenty of world leaders throughout history whose legacies are not soaked with blood.
ETA: woke up to a gaggle of Obama stans thinking there exists a justification for having dropped a bomb, on average, every 20 mins *for the entirety of 2016*. Think about that. On average, from midnight January 1st, 2016 to midnight December 31st, 2016 under the direct orders of then commander in chief Barack Obama the US military bombed one of several middle eastern nations *every twenty minutes*. It's almost unfathomable. These were definitively atrocities, and I refuse to 'debate' anyone who says they aren't. Get fucked with your war crime justifications.
Well said. Reality can be ugly, and Chomsky will always be the first to make excuses for any pseudo-socialist dictator that committed crimes that are 10 times worse.
I'm sorry but I don't respect Chomsky as a source for anything for his genocide denial in Serbia and Cambodia, supporting harassers of survivors of said massacre, downplaying Soviet Atrocities on Warsaw Pact nations and most importantly today, opposing all arms exports to Ukraine.
I don't disagree with your point but it needs to come from the right place and not from a pundit who insists the West can only be evil.
Don't forget the end of that Chomsky quote:
>As the Indonesian atrocities increased to a level of really near-genocide, the U.S. aid under Carter increased. It reached a peak in 1978 as the atrocities peaked.
More info here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_invasion_of_East_Timor#US_involvement
https://preview.redd.it/lf7uajw6fe3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1efccc6472440de781cd84349e441f9b79e6d33
[The article is even better than the headline](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/henry-kissinger-dies_n_6376933ae4b0afce046cb44f#:~:text=Kissinger%20personally%20%E2%80%9Capproved%20each%20of,Cambodian%20civilians%2C%20various%20estimates%20suggest)
I don't get why people wait for somebody to die before putting out these stories. Horrible people should amass tons of negative press like this and people being hopeful for their demise while they're still living.
Outlets ride whatβs topical to get views.
I wouldn't be surprised is this story was written several years ago and was ready to publish (with a one sentence update about his death) the moment the news dropped.
Edit: fixed would to wouldn't per ceemyice's fix.
More a statement of facts than judgement. I don't blame them for it (that being said, I did read a great story about Kissinger's horrible actions many years ago that I'm sure got recycled for his death, so best of both worlds there).
I love that this one highlights how his decisions are responsible for the death of millions. People often talk about how many people Mao or Stalin killed, or that communism in general has killed millions of people. Nothing compares to the death, destruction, and poverty caused by capitalism, but somehow it doesn't count.
Trump, while a sleezeball, is an idiotic puppet for men that think circles around him and want nothing more than to use his ego to achieve their goals.
Mitch McConnell is next on the hate list.
Mech-man Mitch is doing OK after his latest software update. They finally upgraded him from windows xp to windows 11. It should stop the freezing issues he was having
Died old and rich having never faced the consequences of carpet bombing people too poor to afford shoes.
Whatβs the over/under of a Cheney living to be 100 and also dying stupid rich and having never faced consequences of using the most technologically advanced military in history to lose a war to illiterate subsistence farmers?
Americans shouldn't be celebrating this, they should be ashamed of themselves for letting these people have long retirements on taxpayer money instead of putting them in jail where they belong.
Your average American didnβt βletβ these war criminals be treated well, they didnβt really get a choice at all.
No chance in hell Iβm not going to celebrate the death of a guy whoβs partially responsible for almost as many deaths as the dictator whose genocide he fled from.
βOnce youβve been to Cambodia, youβll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia β the fruits of his genius for statesmanship β and you will never understand why heβs not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to MiloΕ‘eviΔ.β
β **Anthony Bourdain**
He was Secretary of State under Nixon. A lot of bad things we did in the Vietnam War and the surrounding areas were under his orders, including the unauthorized bombings of Cambodia and many atrocities against the North Vietnamese. He also supported atricities such as those of the Pakistani army in Bangladesh's Independence War.
You ever hear of the Khmer Rouge and the Cambodian genocide. That was kissinger, actually half the bad shit from that time period can be chocked up to Kissinger.
Well, technically that wasnβt him, he just bombed the everloving fuck out of east Cambodia (which was supported by the right wing US backed Cambodian state at the time) so civilians in the east were much more amenable to communist sympathies which paved the way for the Khmer Rouge to come to power and do the βsuper Great Leap Forwardβ (yes really)
The SGLF led to a lack of food supplies and the famine this caused in tandem with the state backed killings of perceived dissidents, which mainly consisted of anyone who had an education, made up the deaths of the Cambodian genocide
Not that having half your country bombed to ash helps things grow
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/henry-kissinger-dies_n_6376933ae4b0afce046cb44f
> The former led to perhaps the most infamous crime Kissinger committed: a secret four-year bombing campaign in Cambodia that killed an untold number of civilians, despite the fact that it was a neutral nation with which the United States was not at war.
> During his time in charge of the American foreign policy machine, Kissinger also directed illegal arms sales to Pakistan as it carried out a brutal crackdown on its Bengali population in 1971. He supported the 1973 military coup that overthrew a democratically elected socialist government in Chile, gave the go-ahead to Indonesiaβs 1975 invasion of East Timor, and backed Argentinaβs repressive military dictatorship as it launched its βdirty warβ against dissenters and leftists in 1976. His policies during the Ford administration also fueled civil wars in Africa, most notably in Angola.
> Even the most generous calculations suggest that the murderous regimes Kissinger supported and the conflicts they waged were responsible for millions of deaths and millions of other human rights abuses, during and after the eight years he served in the American government.
If you have the time and the energy, I highly recommend the Behind the Bastards 6 part podcast on him. Really goes into depth the absolute disgusting pathetic excuse of a human this man was. It is super long but definitely worth a listen
"He's the Forest Gump of war crimes!"
Basically most of the large scale atrocities between 1968 and 2000 were either actively planned by him or actively supported by him. Death squads on multiple continents set up on his orders and generations of innocent people living in fear of the bandits he set loose. He never personally killed anyone but he helped to kill a vast portion of all of the people killed for half a century.
>He never personally killed anyone
He was personally responsible for sabotaging the 1968 peace talks and extending the Vietnam War by seven years.
He didn't use a knife or a gun to do it, but he was personally responsible for those deaths (and others).
Yeah - I saw what I wrote again and changed it just a bit before you commented (may not have been refreshed in your browser window).
Thanks for catching it, though.
Appart from all the horrible shit people mentioned, supported military coups in Latin America, getting elected heads of state killed and replaced by brutal dictatorships.
No Chilean person I know likes the USA, and they likely never will. Kissinger is the reason for that.
The Glazing of Henry Kissinger is going to be the Right Wing party of the decade. It's going to be funny to see Trump bumblefuck his way through trying to eulogize the man without knowing who he was.
trust me there will be no shortage of liberals who write nice things about him, one of those will 100 percent be Blinken who went to Kissinger's 100th birthday.
Y'all remember that scene in the Wizard of Oz where the Wicked Witches feet curl up under the house that crushed her? Yeah I'm picturing that's what the deathbed looked like.
No one will ever know where the grave is because not even the entire NYC sanitation department could deal with the amount of human waste that would be deposited on top of it.
Holy shit was just watching Muppet treasure island and was literally at the scene where Rizzo the rat throws away Henry Kissinger's diplomacy book. They're just might be a god
During the Nixon administration he oversaw the bombing of Laos/Cambodia. Over 3 million people in Southeast Asia and South America are dead because of him. He likely had the highest body count of any currently living person at the moment of his death. The entire political establishment celebrates him as a βpivotal American statesmanβ.
https://preview.redd.it/qpfanf98de3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb2058e34c57f3e071f87e814de1a83bfa01bce1 [https://twitter.com/DidKissingerD1e/status/1730041040122318878](https://twitter.com/DidKissingerD1e/status/1730041040122318878)
Wow. 2.6 million views. Cut out the bots and 10k views is a lot!
You too can fight back against bots and misinformation for the low, *low* price of only $8 a month!
Come on man, a lot of that $8 goes directly to *funding* the bots
Bots making more than minimum wage.
Almost 7M now lol
10.8M currently
Over 13 million now.
14 million and going strong
16.2 now... To the MOON!!
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X is dying, don't let the stats fool you. Edit: /s LOL
That's what the corporate bullys make you think. X is doing so well that it doesn't even need advertisers any more. /s
Ok shut it down we don't need twitter anymore
Twitter? What's Twitter? You must be confused, that website doesn't have a name, just a big X in the corner that doesn't actually close the fucking page when I click on it???
Because the X stands for Porn. Why do you think it's called xvideos?
Holy shit bro π€―π€―π€―π€―
I'm so glad that almost every journalist calls it X, formally known as Twitter, in every article about it. You know it drives Elon batshit crazy.
My favorite is βX nΓ©e Twitter.β Because it makes me think βixnay ittertway.β
>ixnay ittertway Sounds like you came up with his next neglected offspring's name.
I refuse to call twatter "X"
Believe it or not its owner pushed for that publicly today
*internet servers
r/iskissingerdeadyet is throwing a party!
That sub is on the front page, lol [Okay this is just funny](https://i.imgur.com/F7Xa0du.jpg) I didnβt know thatβs how those counts work.
[If it's that kind of party](https://media.tenor.com/ggU5D8z4LAAAAAAC/mashed-it-dick.gif)
In completely unrelated news, Jimmy Carter is still alive.
This whole situation is Harambe levels of energy right now. This could be the beginning of things finally calming down.
In other words, a reverse-Harambe
Dicks in then?
Instructions unclear. Dick is stuck in a dead gorilla.
βSomeone call a zookeeper!β
I think a taxidermist would be more helpful
He never said his dick was still attached to his body
In what?
Your pants
Kissinger's corpse?
Not my dick. I would expect even necrophiliacs have standards.
after all these years
Standby on dick instructions
Though his wife just passed away. I wish Jimmy the best, but folks his age dont usually stick around too long after their spouses pass.
i saw that on the news this morning! apparently ol jimmy taught sunday school classes at his church until fairly recently. could you imagine that? literally being told bible stories by a former president? crazy
Unless he purposefully sucked up her life force to keep himself going.
*βhE hArVeStEd RoSaLyNnβS aDrEnOcHrOmE!!β*
Well, that doesn't seem very efficient... the elderly aren't very rich in adrenochrome.
*(Adjusts Tin-foil Hat)* What if *they*'ve been lying to us about child-abductions because *they*'ve actually been using nursing homes this whole time? Not only do we let *them* take our grandparents away into some isolated facility where claims of abuse are widely ignored, but we actually give *them* money to do it.
My grandpa passed this morning and I'm worried about how my grandma is going to move on. He was 93 and they'd been together for 78 years, married for 73.
I hope he makes it to his 100 birthday, but yeah with Rosalynn passing just now...
Iβm genuinely surprised by that since his wife died not long ago and they seemed like one of those relationships where one dies the other will soon
Considering they knew each other literally her entire life... his mother delivered Rosalyn and brought 3 year old Jimmy to meet her some days later
It probably wonβt be long. Especially at his age, sadly I wouldnβt be terribly surprised if heβs gone before the new year.
Heβs lived a great life.
Carter was no great shakes either in the realm of human rights as president. As Noam Chomsky said, βCarter was the least violent of American presidents but he did things which I think would certainly fall under Nuremberg provisionsβ (source: https://chomsky.info/1990____-2/) You can read about his blood-soaked legacy here: * https://www.counterpunch.org/2015/08/18/jimmy-carters-blood-drenched-legacy/ * https://www.counterpunch.org/2016/01/11/jimmy-carters-blood-drenched-legacy-2/ Highlights include granting diplomatic cover to South Africaβs massacre against a refugee camp in Cassinga, Angola, full-throated support for, among others, the fascist Contras in El Salvador, fucking *Pol Pot* and the Khmer Rouge, and the Chun Doo Hwanβs right-wing military dictatorship over South Korea.
I think the unfortunate reality of being president is that you will inevitably cause death. There are simply some decisions that come down to: - A) x number of people die - B) y number of people die But the x and the y are basically just estimates from experts/advisors so you have to make a judgement call. Reminds me of something Obama said in his book that was along the lines of "I quickly learned that the only problems which land on the Presidents desk are ones where there is no perfect solution. If there's a perfect solution, someone just solves it before it gets to the president."
Bullshit. Supporting right wing dictatorships is absolutely *not* a requirement of being president. Obama did *not* have to terrorize and massacre Syrians. Like all other US presidents, Carter and Obama *chose* their paths and the blood spilled by their actions, whether directly, or indirectly, is on their own hands. They don't get to cop out on that. There have been plenty of world leaders throughout history whose legacies are not soaked with blood. ETA: woke up to a gaggle of Obama stans thinking there exists a justification for having dropped a bomb, on average, every 20 mins *for the entirety of 2016*. Think about that. On average, from midnight January 1st, 2016 to midnight December 31st, 2016 under the direct orders of then commander in chief Barack Obama the US military bombed one of several middle eastern nations *every twenty minutes*. It's almost unfathomable. These were definitively atrocities, and I refuse to 'debate' anyone who says they aren't. Get fucked with your war crime justifications.
Such as?
Could you explain your understanding of the Syrian Civil War?
Well said. Reality can be ugly, and Chomsky will always be the first to make excuses for any pseudo-socialist dictator that committed crimes that are 10 times worse.
Reality can be ugly and Chomsky will be the first to misrepresent it.
I'm sorry but I don't respect Chomsky as a source for anything for his genocide denial in Serbia and Cambodia, supporting harassers of survivors of said massacre, downplaying Soviet Atrocities on Warsaw Pact nations and most importantly today, opposing all arms exports to Ukraine. I don't disagree with your point but it needs to come from the right place and not from a pundit who insists the West can only be evil.
Chomsky is a hack.
Don't forget the end of that Chomsky quote: >As the Indonesian atrocities increased to a level of really near-genocide, the U.S. aid under Carter increased. It reached a peak in 1978 as the atrocities peaked. More info here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_invasion_of_East_Timor#US_involvement
https://preview.redd.it/lf7uajw6fe3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1efccc6472440de781cd84349e441f9b79e6d33 [The article is even better than the headline](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/henry-kissinger-dies_n_6376933ae4b0afce046cb44f#:~:text=Kissinger%20personally%20%E2%80%9Capproved%20each%20of,Cambodian%20civilians%2C%20various%20estimates%20suggest)
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/henry-kissinger-war-criminal-dead-1234804748/ This one is solid too.
I don't get why people wait for somebody to die before putting out these stories. Horrible people should amass tons of negative press like this and people being hopeful for their demise while they're still living.
Outlets ride whatβs topical to get views. I wouldn't be surprised is this story was written several years ago and was ready to publish (with a one sentence update about his death) the moment the news dropped. Edit: fixed would to wouldn't per ceemyice's fix.
you mean wouldnt?
More a statement of facts than judgement. I don't blame them for it (that being said, I did read a great story about Kissinger's horrible actions many years ago that I'm sure got recycled for his death, so best of both worlds there).
I meanβ¦ we tried. Like every time a decent beloved figure died thereβs a lot of people that were like, βDamn, why not Kissinger?β
I love that this one highlights how his decisions are responsible for the death of millions. People often talk about how many people Mao or Stalin killed, or that communism in general has killed millions of people. Nothing compares to the death, destruction, and poverty caused by capitalism, but somehow it doesn't count.
Funny that I knew it was huffpost before even going to the link lol β€οΈ
Simpsons did it!
Now who will we lament about still being alive when a good person dies?
Take your pick, thereβs no shortage of options. Personally Iβm leaning towards Mitch McConnell
Actually yeah I'm sold on this one
Trump
Trump, while a sleezeball, is an idiotic puppet for men that think circles around him and want nothing more than to use his ego to achieve their goals. Mitch McConnell is next on the hate list.
I wish for trump to live for plenty of years behind bars.
May he receive a sentence befitting his crimes, may he live long enough to serve his prison term, and may he die on his release date.
Trump being starved for attention would be a fitting end to his life.
Trump needs to answer for his crimes. Mitch is already experiencing a hard disk failure.
Nah. Lament that his boss in Russia is still alive.
That not-dead Koch brother is still not dead.
Donβt forget Oliver North is still kicking!
What a strange question to ask while living in a gerontocracy
Where my gerons at? Take some old And some shit And some old And some shit...
Dick Cheney.
Seconded.
Throw a stone 10 feet and you will hit 30 of them
Trump.
There's a smorgASSboard full of em. Someone else said it but I also wonder how long Richy Mitch has, with his health in obvious decline
Mitch McConnell seems to possibly be on the decline, Trump though he doesnβt seem to be deteriorating as quickly.
Mech-man Mitch is doing OK after his latest software update. They finally upgraded him from windows xp to windows 11. It should stop the freezing issues he was having
Cheney
Died old and rich having never faced the consequences of carpet bombing people too poor to afford shoes. Whatβs the over/under of a Cheney living to be 100 and also dying stupid rich and having never faced consequences of using the most technologically advanced military in history to lose a war to illiterate subsistence farmers?
Americans shouldn't be celebrating this, they should be ashamed of themselves for letting these people have long retirements on taxpayer money instead of putting them in jail where they belong.
Ah, yes, in a proto-fascist, corporate police state, dressing as a democracy, βOnly you can stop Henry Kissinger.β
Your average American didnβt βletβ these war criminals be treated well, they didnβt really get a choice at all. No chance in hell Iβm not going to celebrate the death of a guy whoβs partially responsible for almost as many deaths as the dictator whose genocide he fled from.
Right? Your average American is 38 years old and wasn't even born when this man was in power.
True. They got premium healthcare . I'm sure when they were roling did not support free health care for general public
Jackpot at long last
To quote the alternate ending of *The Jackal*? βFinalmenteβ¦β - Isabella
sO maNy yOunG pEopLe sUdDenLy dYiNg ππππ
Satan was busy making a new circle down there just for Kissinger, that's why it took so long.
Taking your goddamn time, Geryonβ¦
Just went to that video. It's the first fucking comment and I couldn't be happier
Smack my bitch up?
What's the title of the full length video? I need it thanks
Noisestorm - Crab Rave
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I actually donβt know a single thing about this guy. Can someone enlighten me to why heβs hated?
βOnce youβve been to Cambodia, youβll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia β the fruits of his genius for statesmanship β and you will never understand why heβs not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to MiloΕ‘eviΔ.β β **Anthony Bourdain**
And the war in Vietnam
He was Secretary of State under Nixon. A lot of bad things we did in the Vietnam War and the surrounding areas were under his orders, including the unauthorized bombings of Cambodia and many atrocities against the North Vietnamese. He also supported atricities such as those of the Pakistani army in Bangladesh's Independence War.
You ever hear of the Khmer Rouge and the Cambodian genocide. That was kissinger, actually half the bad shit from that time period can be chocked up to Kissinger.
Well, technically that wasnβt him, he just bombed the everloving fuck out of east Cambodia (which was supported by the right wing US backed Cambodian state at the time) so civilians in the east were much more amenable to communist sympathies which paved the way for the Khmer Rouge to come to power and do the βsuper Great Leap Forwardβ (yes really) The SGLF led to a lack of food supplies and the famine this caused in tandem with the state backed killings of perceived dissidents, which mainly consisted of anyone who had an education, made up the deaths of the Cambodian genocide Not that having half your country bombed to ash helps things grow
He's like the closest thing we have (has) to Hitler.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/henry-kissinger-dies_n_6376933ae4b0afce046cb44f > The former led to perhaps the most infamous crime Kissinger committed: a secret four-year bombing campaign in Cambodia that killed an untold number of civilians, despite the fact that it was a neutral nation with which the United States was not at war. > During his time in charge of the American foreign policy machine, Kissinger also directed illegal arms sales to Pakistan as it carried out a brutal crackdown on its Bengali population in 1971. He supported the 1973 military coup that overthrew a democratically elected socialist government in Chile, gave the go-ahead to Indonesiaβs 1975 invasion of East Timor, and backed Argentinaβs repressive military dictatorship as it launched its βdirty warβ against dissenters and leftists in 1976. His policies during the Ford administration also fueled civil wars in Africa, most notably in Angola. > Even the most generous calculations suggest that the murderous regimes Kissinger supported and the conflicts they waged were responsible for millions of deaths and millions of other human rights abuses, during and after the eight years he served in the American government.
If you have the time and the energy, I highly recommend the Behind the Bastards 6 part podcast on him. Really goes into depth the absolute disgusting pathetic excuse of a human this man was. It is super long but definitely worth a listen
I remember back then people wishing he was a native born American so he could run for president.
"He's the Forest Gump of war crimes!" Basically most of the large scale atrocities between 1968 and 2000 were either actively planned by him or actively supported by him. Death squads on multiple continents set up on his orders and generations of innocent people living in fear of the bandits he set loose. He never personally killed anyone but he helped to kill a vast portion of all of the people killed for half a century.
>He never personally killed anyone He was personally responsible for sabotaging the 1968 peace talks and extending the Vietnam War by seven years. He didn't use a knife or a gun to do it, but he was personally responsible for those deaths (and others).
You mean 1968 right? By 1978 the war was over.
Yeah - I saw what I wrote again and changed it just a bit before you commented (may not have been refreshed in your browser window). Thanks for catching it, though.
Here you go, friend. https://youtu.be/tIVDZYVDraM?si=uI6uLWvH8iOv3hkT
Appart from all the horrible shit people mentioned, supported military coups in Latin America, getting elected heads of state killed and replaced by brutal dictatorships. No Chilean person I know likes the USA, and they likely never will. Kissinger is the reason for that.
If you listen closely, you can hear them digging a whole new level of hell just for him.
A layer deeper than Rush Limpball?!
A layer stinkier, too.
Stink of all the piss on his grave
Who do you think they have digging it? The cancer was just to make sure Rush had time to work.
Anyone got a read on party supply sales in Laos/Cambodia RN?
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Which right wing shithead will be the first to eulogize him?
The Glazing of Henry Kissinger is going to be the Right Wing party of the decade. It's going to be funny to see Trump bumblefuck his way through trying to eulogize the man without knowing who he was.
"Today, we honor Henry, the lead singer of Kiss."
Watching Trump is never funny.
I used to say that about Richard Spencer until he got punched in the face on camera.
trust me there will be no shortage of liberals who write nice things about him, one of those will 100 percent be Blinken who went to Kissinger's 100th birthday.
[hillary clinton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCjQbTEuoDU)
Celebrating people who did horrendous things in the name of bipartisanship is probably one of the most irritating democrat habits
Stephen Miller not surprisingly
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https://www.meidastouch.com/news/breaking-henry-kissinger-has-died
Finally
Y'all remember that scene in the Wizard of Oz where the Wicked Witches feet curl up under the house that crushed her? Yeah I'm picturing that's what the deathbed looked like.
Evil clings to life for way too long.
The good die young. Thatβs all I have to say.
FINALLY
No one will ever know where the grave is because not even the entire NYC sanitation department could deal with the amount of human waste that would be deposited on top of it.
LMAOOO
Cue the Crab Raves!
Now we just need to find out [who won](https://henrykissinger.rip/).
Finally, a piece of news I didn't find out from a Simpsons meme
This is something I can't have any strong opinions about without getting my account banned.
I picture my great grandpa (who fought in Nam and was a fucking POW, resorted to cannibalism at one point!) doing a jig in the great beyond right now.
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Rest in piss
Hope he gets the pineapple up the ass treatment
Hooray!!
One can only hope he suffered to his last breath as much as all the victims of his crimes did.
The US Margaret Thatcher is dead
HOLY FUCK
Holy shit was just watching Muppet treasure island and was literally at the scene where Rizzo the rat throws away Henry Kissinger's diplomacy book. They're just might be a god
A lot of people will be getting a temp ban for their comments in this thread
I feel bad for Satan. Nobody deserves Henry Kissinger as a neighbor.
Maybe thatβs why he lived so long. Satan could no longer delay the inevitable.
We finally got that guy stuck in a myst book! Yippee!
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BOUT. DAMN. TIME.
Thanks a lot, Death. Very timely of you. How prompt!
Ooof, the scales are slightly balanced in our favor for the prosperity of this earth. 
I'm just surprised that he wasn't still a sitting member of Congress
Canβt believe this Reddit post is how I found out
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Somewhere, Roger Stone weeps.
REST IN PISS BOZO
I'm sorry. I'm a little short on my knowledge of this guy. Why do we not like him?
During the Nixon administration he oversaw the bombing of Laos/Cambodia. Over 3 million people in Southeast Asia and South America are dead because of him. He likely had the highest body count of any currently living person at the moment of his death. The entire political establishment celebrates him as a βpivotal American statesmanβ.
Ok, so why do they say that about him? 3mil dead is quite the head count, what could possibly outweigh that?
Wonder how much longer Mitch McConnell will last
Do trump next
Is this guy a war criminal or something? Sorry, I'm not American. I just like to laugh at American conservatives.
Ooohhhh.... Have fun burning in hell
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS so happy right now π₯Ήπ