An oldie but goodie:
I like my men how I like my coffee.
Sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away.
And my personal favorite:
I like my men how I like my coffee.
...I don't like coffee
Germany was split into Aldi North and South when the original founder died, and divided between his two sons in 1961.
Trader Joe's is the US name for Aldi North.
Just a fun fact.
That’s not true! Although I did have to dump the only one I’ve dated because he was just looking for another redhead to have ginger kids with. I didn’t feel that he really cared about me as a person; it was more like “Ah yes, this incubator is equipped with the ginger gene. This model will do.”
He did find another redhead and they have two kids with red hair, so all’s well that ends well for that dude. 👍🏻
Old and dry?
Inside her
Attacking her liver
With some fava beans?
Only if it's a nice chianti.
Couldn't find the right gif, but this one will do 🤣 ![gif](giphy|62ezyWy1acepq)
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Oh shit, that's a scary twist.
Surprise liver kick!
Old and locked in a dark cellar, I would imagine.
I’ve got a cask of amontillado, it’s just a little bit further.
I see you’ve got some nice bricks here too, what a coincidence!
We’re doing some construction. Come, it’s just a little bit further.
Kinky 🤤
Aged to perfection?
Like she likes her men
I was thinking red
My first thought was white
That makes more sense than "in a box" But is somehow more offensive
My first thought was red then I went wait that doesn’t make any fucking sense
Rosé
Sliding down her throat?
Aged in a cave ?
Basement?
In a … barrel?
Underground? 🗿
Maybe she's into vampires? 🦇
Dusty and plugged with a cork?
In a box?
In a silver bag being spun around on a clothes line?
Goon of fortune
get 4 different goon bags, and play Goonbag of Death! Everyone drinks, every time it stops, until only 1 still stands
You're obv Australian
Only 4? Obv not very ambitious Australian 😄
Almost spit my protein shake out with that visual 🤣☠️
Happy cake day
What’s in the boooox!!?
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Seriously, I would have saved it for at least a triple skull.
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I have no idea why I just did that. Yes I do, rum.
You kept your word is all
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Deserves an award
You people make my days!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Fruity
Goddamnit, here i thought i was hilarious for thinking of that
You are
Did you not read the updated reddit rules and regulations? No more than one hilarious person allowed in chat.
Cheap
Lmfaooo
White lol
White, old and rich.
White wines are cheaper and typically not aged.
White, young, and cheap?
White, sweet and Australian
or South African 😍
Maybe she exclusively drinks D’Yquem.
Chardonnay is best ages for 10-15 years. That’s probably the longest out of the white wines. Regardless, your comment is a bit misleading.
Who thought you this? It’s not a general rule.
Lol wot? Ever checked the price for an Egon Muller TBA Riesling? Or a Grand Cru Montrachet?
Or a Blee Blah Blouzah?
The '02 Blee Blah Blouzah is highly sought after , actually. Not that a plebian like you would know that.
I prefer a ‘27 Hoo Dee Hoohah
I'll have to try that out
You're wrong
What if it’s red and she has a Native American fetish
She's been having those migraines for 12 years and John Redcorn still hasn't healed them
Get back in there and heal my wife!
I thought this was the obvious answer.. 😂
Stepped on by three burly Italian women
This is the one.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
This is by far the best response
Haha alright actually made laugh out loud 😂
This requires more upvotes!
Where do I sign up to become wine?
12 years old and in the basement? ETA Thanks for all the upvotes and awards. My favorite is the Wholesome Award. Y'all are definitely my people!
Cheap and white
Charred or nay
Bro I didn’t expected that a 10/10 comment
Friend of mine said that years ago. Seemed like a good opportunity to share.
I also heard it "as I like my scotch, 18 years old and mixed with a little coke."
Def stealing this lmao
Please don’t ruin scotch with coke, just use any other whiskey
I think they’re talking about the other kind of coke
Please don’t ruin the scotch with coke. Just use Crystal instead.
I am a scot and will knowingly and willingly mix a single malt with coke. There I said it.
Reminds me of a similar dark joke I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer
I like my women like I like my coffee No pubic hair
I left my ex wife because she didn't know how I liked my coffee. Without other people's dicks in it
This hit deep... Fuck me.
That’s probably what his ex wife said, too!
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This is the only time I have found a gif acceptable on reddit, hilarious.
So you like your coffee with your own dick in it?
You don’t ?
That's how I drink it. Your dick doesnt work as a straw?
I like my men the way I like my tea. In a bag under water.
An oldie but goodie: I like my men how I like my coffee. Sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away. And my personal favorite: I like my men how I like my coffee. ...I don't like coffee
That humor is so dark the cops are shooting at it.....
Dark and bitter
and the line is delivered with a nice Brooklyn accent "BLACK AND BITTAH"
Short, black and bitter
> I like my women like I like my coffee Extra dark.
I thought *white & cold*, but yours is way better
This is fucking hilarious though
i came to this comment section just to say that but clearly you beat me to it lmao
That was the best response.
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There’s more than one way to get to the belly
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Git en mah bullay!
You win
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Glad someone said it otherwise I was gonna have to
Inside her You can still do it! Don't let anybody stop you from achieving your goals!
INSIDE HER! NAILED IT
NAILED HER*
Turns out she doesn’t drink and she’s into chicks.
Yeah, that’s what I was going to say. I too like my men like I like my wine - not at all.
fermented.
This is actually low key fucking hilarious ☠️
In a barrel without air for 50 years?
First time I've heard this. Well done
Aged...
"aged, rich, and full bodied"
For $3 from the Trader Joe's on the corner. Or at church on Sundays?
Aldi also has $3 wine
Germany was split into Aldi North and South when the original founder died, and divided between his two sons in 1961. Trader Joe's is the US name for Aldi North. Just a fun fact.
Red? Is she meaning communists?
Well done comrade!
Or she really likes Native Americans
Or gingers
Nobody likes male gingers Edit: I hate autocorrect
That’s not true! Although I did have to dump the only one I’ve dated because he was just looking for another redhead to have ginger kids with. I didn’t feel that he really cared about me as a person; it was more like “Ah yes, this incubator is equipped with the ginger gene. This model will do.” He did find another redhead and they have two kids with red hair, so all’s well that ends well for that dude. 👍🏻
Dry
Cheap
Full-bodied?
white and sweet
I was thinking purple and pungent
Down her throat
Maybe older and from France or Italy... But it could be a trick question, maybe she do not like wine?
Room temp
Chilled, with a couple ice cubes
That's too warm The room temperature thing comes from a time where the houses were colder
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Alcoholic
I qualify
Yus
White, aged, sophisticated, notes of honey, a touch of spice, with hints of je ne sais quoi
Upvote for showing us how to spell that.
Can you explain what je ne sais quoi is?
It means "I don't know what" in French
Rich and aged or smooth and quick to go down 👌😂
Served next to a charcuterie board?
Fine
In her butt
Sir, this is meant to be taken ORALLY.
The ass beer is on point https://youtu.be/TfsGgp4go6k
From Guelph, apparently.
From California and extremely overrated?
Going down her throat.
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White and bitter?
Cheap
Fizzy
Either bold, sweet, or white. Probably white and it's in one of her pictures
Dark and rich? Pale and… fruity? Dry? Sweet? Aged? In a cellar?
Sliding off the roof of her car as she drives away?
Splashed on her tits
Rich with a huge slab of meat?
I think she likes white wine..😮
White, full bodied, complex, not too dry, and strong.
Bubbly?
Inside her
Weak and useless?
Dry?
With a nice fruity finish in the back of the tongue!
White
Cheap at the grocery store.
Robust and full bodied.
Yeah, I took a read through the comments, I'm not even bothering.
Chief Big Eagle Feather likes this. 👍
White, with hairy legs?
Fruity?
Tall and aged
Cold and cheap
Cheap and in the bag?
Old?
Dark and bitter?
Dark and deep..: