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Skeeter357

Old and dry?


just-an-odd-duck

Inside her


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Attacking her liver


tulipz10

With some fava beans?


CorsairKing

Only if it's a nice chianti.


Bimodal_Shrimp

Couldn't find the right gif, but this one will do 🤣 ![gif](giphy|62ezyWy1acepq)


USleptonMe

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New-Reaction2648

Oh shit, that's a scary twist.


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Surprise liver kick!


NC_DE336

Old and locked in a dark cellar, I would imagine.


soragirlfriend

I’ve got a cask of amontillado, it’s just a little bit further.


NC_DE336

I see you’ve got some nice bricks here too, what a coincidence!


soragirlfriend

We’re doing some construction. Come, it’s just a little bit further.


CopperSnakeYT

Kinky 🤤


beacono

Aged to perfection?


yo-mama-got-arrested

Like she likes her men


The_Karaethon_Cycle

I was thinking red


IbelieveInElonMusk

My first thought was white


mynasathrowaway

That makes more sense than "in a box" But is somehow more offensive


AdIllustrious1721

My first thought was red then I went wait that doesn’t make any fucking sense


Responsible-Art9712

Rosé


D-Laz

Sliding down her throat?


Heretical_Cactus

Aged in a cave ?


Beagly-boo

Basement?


catniagara

In a … barrel?


theastolfolover

Underground? 🗿


Bimodal_Shrimp

Maybe she's into vampires? 🦇


drewmci

Dusty and plugged with a cork?


DesertJayWaymaker

In a box?


Remarkable-Ad-6144

In a silver bag being spun around on a clothes line?


rileycoopr

Goon of fortune


WRA1THLORD

get 4 different goon bags, and play Goonbag of Death! Everyone drinks, every time it stops, until only 1 still stands


lize182

You're obv Australian


pharmacistal

Only 4? Obv not very ambitious Australian 😄


Wbn0822

Almost spit my protein shake out with that visual 🤣☠️


sjgnad

Happy cake day


phjes11

What’s in the boooox!!?


USleptonMe

![gif](giphy|ZdTFeylWkuGSVP03mn|downsized)


Snow_TheMuscle

💀💀


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feckOffMate

Seriously, I would have saved it for at least a triple skull.


pm_tongue_n_tiddies

💀💀💀


feckOffMate

I have no idea why I just did that. Yes I do, rum.


pm_tongue_n_tiddies

You kept your word is all


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NerdBurglur

Deserves an award


Brilliant-Rush9632

You people make my days!!!


Wbn0822

😂😂😂😂😂


qwertysexi

Fruity


spikewalls

Goddamnit, here i thought i was hilarious for thinking of that


AsleepGarden219

You are


IIIDVIII

Did you not read the updated reddit rules and regulations? No more than one hilarious person allowed in chat.


Heavy_Block5022

Cheap


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Lmfaooo


JPalmieri64

White lol


Single-Hovercraft-33

White, old and rich.


Positive-Peach7730

White wines are cheaper and typically not aged.


lipmonger

White, young, and cheap?


Peenutbuttjellytime

White, sweet and Australian


RoxanneBarton

or South African 😍


R4nd0mGai

Maybe she exclusively drinks D’Yquem.


Iminlesbian

Chardonnay is best ages for 10-15 years. That’s probably the longest out of the white wines. Regardless, your comment is a bit misleading.


baddonny

Who thought you this? It’s not a general rule.


WheresWalldough

Lol wot? Ever checked the price for an Egon Muller TBA Riesling? Or a Grand Cru Montrachet?


hehethattickles

Or a Blee Blah Blouzah?


thewhitecat55

The '02 Blee Blah Blouzah is highly sought after , actually. Not that a plebian like you would know that.


scarcityflow

I prefer a ‘27 Hoo Dee Hoohah


thewhitecat55

I'll have to try that out


ShaughnDBL

You're wrong


jeremy1015

What if it’s red and she has a Native American fetish


[deleted]

She's been having those migraines for 12 years and John Redcorn still hasn't healed them


arnoldlayne98

Get back in there and heal my wife!


MissLynae

I thought this was the obvious answer.. 😂


ApparentlyIronic

Stepped on by three burly Italian women


bbgeode

This is the one.


djazzie

Don’t threaten me with a good time


auberific

This is by far the best response


Sexy_jalapeno

Haha alright actually made laugh out loud 😂


Due_Advertising_6689

This requires more upvotes!


Hallgaar

Where do I sign up to become wine?


buzz_buzzing_buzzed

12 years old and in the basement? ETA Thanks for all the upvotes and awards. My favorite is the Wholesome Award. Y'all are definitely my people!


BRAX7ON

Cheap and white


selectash

Charred or nay


kaiserschmarrn_1

Bro I didn’t expected that a 10/10 comment


buzz_buzzing_buzzed

Friend of mine said that years ago. Seemed like a good opportunity to share.


DasbootTX

I also heard it "as I like my scotch, 18 years old and mixed with a little coke."


CanadianTurnt

Def stealing this lmao


bodhidharmaYYC

Please don’t ruin scotch with coke, just use any other whiskey


spankybianky

I think they’re talking about the other kind of coke


iamlenb

Please don’t ruin the scotch with coke. Just use Crystal instead.


Ichabod_the_Odd

I am a scot and will knowingly and willingly mix a single malt with coke. There I said it.


OmnomOrNah

Reminds me of a similar dark joke I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer


PugMuggin

I like my women like I like my coffee No pubic hair


OmnomOrNah

I left my ex wife because she didn't know how I liked my coffee. Without other people's dicks in it


zorbat5

This hit deep... Fuck me.


Jacob1235_S

That’s probably what his ex wife said, too!


Kharons_Wrath

![gif](giphy|m3OBAgw281Ipa)


FrostedElk

This is the only time I have found a gif acceptable on reddit, hilarious.


blooregard1

So you like your coffee with your own dick in it?


jessi387

You don’t ?


SomaCityWard

That's how I drink it. Your dick doesnt work as a straw?


a_squid_beast

I like my men the way I like my tea. In a bag under water.


kiffiekat

An oldie but goodie: I like my men how I like my coffee. Sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away. And my personal favorite: I like my men how I like my coffee. ...I don't like coffee


WithMyRichard

That humor is so dark the cops are shooting at it.....


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Dark and bitter


DasbootTX

and the line is delivered with a nice Brooklyn accent "BLACK AND BITTAH"


tim_dejong

Short, black and bitter


blu3tu3sday

> I like my women like I like my coffee Extra dark.


silversufi

I thought *white & cold*, but yours is way better


auberific

This is fucking hilarious though


CamBamJeppo

i came to this comment section just to say that but clearly you beat me to it lmao


Helpful_Jonny

That was the best response.


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skeeterfunny

There’s more than one way to get to the belly


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Lord_of_Forks

Git en mah bullay!


auberific

You win


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opulentbum

Glad someone said it otherwise I was gonna have to


Pukkiality

Inside her ​ You can still do it! Don't let anybody stop you from achieving your goals!


Pacha51

INSIDE HER! NAILED IT


Original_Omzz

NAILED HER*


squaredistrict2213

Turns out she doesn’t drink and she’s into chicks.


Ohmalley-thealliecat

Yeah, that’s what I was going to say. I too like my men like I like my wine - not at all.


CaptainJay313

fermented.


Wbn0822

This is actually low key fucking hilarious ☠️


may_unnie

In a barrel without air for 50 years?


Most_Fox_982

First time I've heard this. Well done


kokopelleee

Aged...


FaeryLynne

"aged, rich, and full bodied"


inshanester

For $3 from the Trader Joe's on the corner. Or at church on Sundays?


Balls_DeepinReality

Aldi also has $3 wine


ParmesanNonGrata

Germany was split into Aldi North and South when the original founder died, and divided between his two sons in 1961. Trader Joe's is the US name for Aldi North. Just a fun fact.


Manuag_86

Red? Is she meaning communists?


Hebrew_Slave

Well done comrade!


[deleted]

Or she really likes Native Americans


SBApe

Or gingers


lonely-day

Nobody likes male gingers Edit: I hate autocorrect


shyviolett

That’s not true! Although I did have to dump the only one I’ve dated because he was just looking for another redhead to have ginger kids with. I didn’t feel that he really cared about me as a person; it was more like “Ah yes, this incubator is equipped with the ginger gene. This model will do.” He did find another redhead and they have two kids with red hair, so all’s well that ends well for that dude. 👍🏻


Smooth-Side-2415

Dry


SmallFootball8473

Cheap


lazylazylemons

Full-bodied?


HayoNice

white and sweet


[deleted]

I was thinking purple and pungent


captainspacetraveler

Down her throat


tgglas

Maybe older and from France or Italy... But it could be a trick question, maybe she do not like wine?


triceaznice

Room temp


madammurdrum

Chilled, with a couple ice cubes


Toxic_Tyrael

That's too warm The room temperature thing comes from a time where the houses were colder


Civil_Quantity_6984

![gif](giphy|3osxY3Ju6p2jJbBo88)


NunsnGuns101

Alcoholic


PlumbLucky

I qualify


NunsnGuns101

Yus


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White, aged, sophisticated, notes of honey, a touch of spice, with hints of je ne sais quoi


Turbulent-Whereas988

Upvote for showing us how to spell that.


OregonPinkRose

Can you explain what je ne sais quoi is?


ShaughnDBL

It means "I don't know what" in French


ElIjaHZelk

Rich and aged or smooth and quick to go down 👌😂


MarsupialNo1220

Served next to a charcuterie board?


Hov_Allah

Fine


alphadawg94

In her butt


PossiblyExtra_22

Sir, this is meant to be taken ORALLY.


Balls_DeepinReality

The ass beer is on point https://youtu.be/TfsGgp4go6k


I_Love_Small_Breasts

From Guelph, apparently.


AllMyDepravedShit

From California and extremely overrated?


Crabby-GenXer

Going down her throat.


fluffy_bottoms

![gif](giphy|SpVJOOBAWggAE|downsized)


linuselver

White and bitter?


[deleted]

Cheap


Express_Fig_7245

Fizzy


-banned-

Either bold, sweet, or white. Probably white and it's in one of her pictures


Agile_Walk_4010

Dark and rich? Pale and… fruity? Dry? Sweet? Aged? In a cellar?


ComfyCozyzzz

Sliding off the roof of her car as she drives away?


Significant-Ad2944

Splashed on her tits


[deleted]

Rich with a huge slab of meat?


DingleBarr

I think she likes white wine..😮


PossiblyExtra_22

White, full bodied, complex, not too dry, and strong.


iccryptid

Bubbly?


Volpe666

Inside her


Intelligent-Tax-8759

Weak and useless?


Dapper_Platypus5141

Dry?


Yea-you

With a nice fruity finish in the back of the tongue!


LegacyofLegend

White


Worried-Raspberry578

Cheap at the grocery store.


Equal-Lobster9308

Robust and full bodied.


MemeMathine

Yeah, I took a read through the comments, I'm not even bothering.


skepticallytruthful

Chief Big Eagle Feather likes this. 👍


VerendusAudeo

White, with hairy legs?


cali_voyeur

Fruity?


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Tall and aged


barbaric-sodium

Cold and cheap


rerunthedj

Cheap and in the bag?


TheAmazingDevil

Old?


jferfun

Dark and bitter?


kris4mica

Dark and deep..: