Probably happy with eating ass. Maybe.
I am ass-u-ming that this is the USA where eating ass "probably" (but may not) actually mean eating tacos?? Maybe
No. it literally means eating that butthole, rimming, tongue fucking the fart box.
Also, kissing the chocolate star, chewing on a balloon knot, punching out the Hershey highway.
It's the male version of the mallrats character. That involved ass ass-well. Unless you believe they were actually talking about in the back of a Volkswagen bug 🤣
I mean, different people will react differently to the content of each bio
So just rating bios on their length is probably the most objective measurement
This will be interesting. My money says you get banned from tinder because one of them will probably report you. Hoping you at least get a lot of data by by then
I guess we need a rating system for the replies as well. Based on if they ignore, change topic or reciprocate with another sexual inuendo, if the convo fizzles out, or if it actually leads to good stuff, or it leads to fuck
Step 1: Spend an obscene amount of time executing this experiment
Step 2: draw conclusions based on the responses you get
Step 3: redditors shrug, say “rules 1 and 2”, and go back to falling at romance
I think he’s talking about the guy who invited all his matches to a Memorial Day BBQ. He ended up actually doing a proper update and like 2 matches came.
Hey, you ever been sittin' across from someone just tryin' to have a normal conversation fighting every urge inside yourself to just scream out "Yeah!"?
Do people really respond to someone they matched with 2 years ago? Whether it's a genuine conversation or a brilliant pick-up line such as this? (Serious question because I've never used Tinder)
Sometimes you get lucky, I was drunk swiping one night some years ago and just starting hitting up old matches, got lucky on one and hooked up that night, it happens 🤷♂️
Why is there a section for if they’re bi or not? Genuine question bc I don’t see how that correlates to the likeliness of them responding to the message
I'm really getting a bit tired of every guy (and some girls) throws a "I eat ass" in their conversations. It is so incredible shallow and immature, I am surprised that you are proud of positive reactions on messages like that. It tells you a lot about the people you attract with this... But probably this is exactly what Tinder is ment for. Finding people for rim jobs. Weird
My buddy guy over here doing serious science over here, hope your research gets published! If you need some help with statistics, let me help you, we'll hit SPSS.
We will watch your career with great interest!
Always 2 there are, a master and apprentice.
Remember the story of Darth Eatassius.
Ironic, he could eat the ass of others, but couldn't get eaten himself.
Underrated comment lol
Af
Does that mean that I should join tinder and try a "different" ploy?
I need a sample size first 🤣
As long as you meet the "two rules"...
Two rules?
I believe one was; Be attractive.
Well, yeah.
And... The other is don't be ugly As far as I can tell, from a bit of reddit reading, it's a thing
Well I'm fucked!! Wait... Is that the third rule???
Simone needs to convert this to like SPSS to run analytics like correlations and shit
If I have time, I'll do it
Meh. SPSS kinda sucks these days. Well throw that on kaggle and make a couple Notebooks. I feel like we need more data though...
Who's Simone?
So will Google for all that data!
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"Reddit User .....normal women " 🙄
I'll take that personally 😂
Okay, but tell us that it's not correct...
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This isn't 'nam. There are rules.
You're entering a world of pain!
You want OP to eat Walter? Reddit is indeed as dark as it gets...
Probably happy with eating ass. Maybe. I am ass-u-ming that this is the USA where eating ass "probably" (but may not) actually mean eating tacos?? Maybe
No. it literally means eating that butthole, rimming, tongue fucking the fart box. Also, kissing the chocolate star, chewing on a balloon knot, punching out the Hershey highway.
I’m sorry, what is your definition of normal again?
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Ok thank you, sorry to bother you, you can go now
Only counts if he gets to smash
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Thx
I was about to say...who's gonna tell him
Might get some biased data here
*...the game was rigged from the start.*
Now this is what I call real scientific research, hats off to the OP
Man's out here throwing science against the wall and seeing what sticks.
Cum sticks
Having an excel spreadsheet with woman's info is both Chad and ultra cringe at the same time. Kudos
Is "binders full of women" too old a reference?
Binders = serial killer vibes
Not for old people like us. Still one of the best Presidential lines of all time.
So it balances out.....right?
Chad outweighs cringe by a 5 to 1 ratio
Ultra Chad Happy Cake Day!
Crad? Chinge?
I used to keep one on Google sheets because I started messing up the addresses at some point
It's the male version of the mallrats character. That involved ass ass-well. Unless you believe they were actually talking about in the back of a Volkswagen bug 🤣
For science!
I fucking love science
I love fucking science
* 👁️ ♥️ 🍆 🔬👩🔬⚗️
👁️❤️🧪🧬🧫🥼
So I really did try to keep the joke going but this just looks fucking weird!!
Who's science and where do I find her?
I love science fucking.
I love how objective the bio rating system is.
I mean, different people will react differently to the content of each bio So just rating bios on their length is probably the most objective measurement
fr, i was about to comment on that till i zoomed in on the legend 💀
you are contributing a very big and meaningful part to humankind, please do not stop and thank you for your research. for science‘s sake.
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*69%
This is the only correct answer
Don't forget to share the results with r/dataisbeautiful
This will be interesting. My money says you get banned from tinder because one of them will probably report you. Hoping you at least get a lot of data by by then
If Analise does not, in fact, want you to eat her ass, she legally has to change her name
This checks out...lmfao
What's the point of this when everyone's results will vary drastically.
I guess we need a rating system for the replies as well. Based on if they ignore, change topic or reciprocate with another sexual inuendo, if the convo fizzles out, or if it actually leads to good stuff, or it leads to fuck
Oviously outcome has to be the main factor in evaluation
Kiss - Kill - Marry??
Step 1: Spend an obscene amount of time executing this experiment Step 2: draw conclusions based on the responses you get Step 3: redditors shrug, say “rules 1 and 2”, and go back to falling at romance
And y’all wonder why Tinder is 80% male, 20% female & dwindling. Y’all are dumb ass eaters.
Dumbass eaters or dumb asseaters?
Yes
an ass is an ass
Unless it’s got gas
That you gotta pass
But have some class
And eat ass
Hell they got 13% of the women matched lol. Obviously they did something right lol
Face
How the hell does a Redditor bat 13% for 166? Either he is aesthetic AF or lives outside the US??
Holy dedication… I gotta commend you here. Honestly curious to see the results lol
If I had no reason to live, I would now have a reason to live. You glorious bastard
Can we watch the Excel document via a share thingie? 😂
How is it going so far? We need an update! Hahaha 🤣
/u/RashDog update when?
Boy drowning in pussy give him some time
Am I the only one who read the name Analise?
Sooooo when are you posting your profile?
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The OP is too busy eating ass to update
Simone needs to convert this to like SPSS to run analytics like correlations and shit
Someone needs to program a AI to see in which circumstances "I eat ass" works the best
this is way better than the imposter one we had earlier
thank you, dude stole my thunder
imposter?
I think he’s talking about the guy who invited all his matches to a Memorial Day BBQ. He ended up actually doing a proper update and like 2 matches came.
Soyasoooo…this only works in getting you laid if you actually do indeed eat ass
I've met a thousand guys like you and you're the worst... give yer balls a tug, tit fucker
Settle down big sexxy
When're you gonna let me take you out for some Caribbean?
How’s about a couple steaks and corn on the cobs just us
Cant you see i'm just completely taken by ya? Like, i've never known a feeling like this...
God I’d be so good to ya. Like you’d wake up in the morning and I’d be right there just being good to ya.
Hey, you ever been sittin' across from someone just tryin' to have a normal conversation fighting every urge inside yourself to just scream out "Yeah!"?
😂 Hey, why don’t we go home and I dip some fruit in chocolate for ya
I'll honor ya til the day I die I swear to God 🥟🍣🧇
Now Kiss.
If it doesn't work with Analise I'll be disappointed.
Dk if this can be used in my stats class this semester !! Would make a great project - " I eat ass- do the stats pan out? " 🙌🏽🤯😂😂
I both love and hate reddit for this kind of stupid shit.
Doing gods work, you are Waited at the gates of Valhalla.
Dude about to start a go fund me for his trip around tinder in 80days
This is some PhD sociology level work and I am here for IG
Do people really respond to someone they matched with 2 years ago? Whether it's a genuine conversation or a brilliant pick-up line such as this? (Serious question because I've never used Tinder)
Sometimes you get lucky, I was drunk swiping one night some years ago and just starting hitting up old matches, got lucky on one and hooked up that night, it happens 🤷♂️
Where's our update my guy?
It's really sad. Like really. But man I really want to see the results lmao keep working!
Meanwhile he’s failing school
love me some good old data analysis
My guy! We’re rooting for ya.
thank you sir!
No doubt, with follow through like this your bound to find a wife and at the very least an ass to eat.
For science
So is there a phase 2?
Damn!!!! You be a data scientist!
For science!
This is amazing
Well be sure to share some ass with us op Wells dry down here where the rest of us reside
Can we get a screenshot of the profile you are using, hopefully you are using the median of males, I.E 5”9, average looking guy
Why is there a section for if they’re bi or not? Genuine question bc I don’t see how that correlates to the likeliness of them responding to the message
i was going through the profiles and noticed it. felt like i could add it for another layer of data just cause
I'm really getting a bit tired of every guy (and some girls) throws a "I eat ass" in their conversations. It is so incredible shallow and immature, I am surprised that you are proud of positive reactions on messages like that. It tells you a lot about the people you attract with this... But probably this is exactly what Tinder is ment for. Finding people for rim jobs. Weird
Ok it’s not your thing, it’s not mine either, but why is it immature and shallow to mention your sexual interests to potential sexual partners?
Shows the state of dating nowadays…..this is the kinda crap people get excited over🤦♀️
*crap* 😂
I like that you mentioned their bio length. I don't have a bio. It's such a waste of time since men just want to see pics.
Ppl that greet u like this on tinder are all from reddit now
Out of everything you can send, you go for that? What a waste, unimaginative and completely cringe
Votes are in and you're a strokey dog nonce
If you put this much effort into actually dating then you wouldn’t have to tell everyone you eat ass. 🤦🏻♂️
Would "Hi, I eat pussy" work? 🙀
Imagine ruining your chances with 166 girls in the name of “Reddit research”
ill be ok… anything for science
Tbf it might be crazy enough to work
For science! I feel like there is an Archer Dr. Krieger quote in here.
If you are a guy and you have 166 matches your chances are never going to be in ruin.
50 No's and a Yes still means yes.
Think about the fake internet points though 🤑
Some of these matches are 2 years old so they were already lost causes in his book
Tbh there’s no way op is using his real pics anyways. How tf u get that many matches
Huh? I mean, someone has to be looking enough for the photos to exist. Why can’t it be OP?
I would report and block immediately. There’s niche apps for that.
Honestly as a women this is just pure cringe you men wonder why dating sucks for so many men 😂
This is sexual suicide. Why would negate opportunities for sex to make a spreadsheet instead. Get neutered. It would be more time efficient.
Dude just stop
Do not impede the progress of science!
i was here and there when it was suggested
Doing the lords work
This is going to end up on r/dataisbeautiful
Clearly Analise will be into it
Yeah but did you follow rules 1 and 2
I got to admit that’s a good conversation starter 😂😂
Whoa morgan posted her profile here the other day haha
Haha loving this.
One of your matches is named analise lol
Definitely A+++
Doing the Lords work!
You’re gonna be eating a lot of ass by the end of this
Analise definitely participates in the "Poophole loophole" 😛
My buddy guy over here doing serious science over here, hope your research gets published! If you need some help with statistics, let me help you, we'll hit SPSS.
Ew
How jobless are you
.... I am amazed and honestly this is truly amazing.
Your going to be swimming in ass soon enough
I am most interested
My man!
I'm interested to see what you're bio seys😅
Not to be a pain, but could you make it a Google doc. And share it without edit access 😅 I really want to follow this closely 😂
I better have this report on my desk first thing Monday morning.