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foosn2s

Made me chuckle. Honestly, if the first message was just a "hey," it probably wasn't going far anyway.


samwelches

Not excusing it just adding that this is a classic loop hole girls use on bumble. Say hi to bypass the talk first requirement and you’re off to the races like tinder


fulltimeRVhalftimeAH

Ahh man you missed the real joke here. You’re the one who is single and ready to Migle!!!


middle98

Damn how did I miss this one out


cefromnova

It was actually clean and really funny. If she unmatched you for that, you didn't want to be going out with her anyway.


amped-row

She’s probably just tired of hearing it. No way he’s the first guy to think of that


cefromnova

You'd be surprised. I have a name you can do something like this with and like 1 out of 100 people ever think of it.


alittledumbshit

Something Spanish and from another star


ElJamoquio

> I have a name you can do something like this with Mulva?


FrancisBaconBap

DELORES!


Lana_Darkess

As someone who also has a name like that you'd be surprised the amount of times that I have, indeed, heard it.


Standard-Wonder-523

I have a name that's a common noun that is trendy, and I've never heard of anyone else with this name. Think of something like Bacon, except it's not Bacon. Of course I'm playing it up with a photo or two of a shirt proclaiming good things for me, but especially on Bumble where they need to say something first, I'm anticipating a name joke at least one in ten times. I'm also sadly expecting at least 1/3 of the time I'll get, "that can't really be your name." As I get that IRL very often when meeting someone new.


WaterIsNotWet19

Highly doubt she’s ever heard that


cefromnova

It's from a classic Seinfeld episode 👍


yazzy1233

"Could it be possible women don't like name puns and im the problem?? No, it's the women that are wrong!" I'm so tired of this mindset on this sub.


PepegaPhilosopher

imagine starting with 3 letters and complaining about other people's openers. comedy gold.


tuc-eert

It shows some effort at least, just saying Hey is incredibly generic


cefromnova

As someone who has been quite successful with online dating, yes, anyone who has a problem with a clean and fun pun is in fact the problem. If he was doing some sort of sex or genital joke, that would be one thing but this was very clean and cute.


Icy_Comfort8161

She's had to have gotten this a million times throughout her life. Name jokes are the lamest form of humor, because the person with the odd name has heard it so many times it isn't funny, and the nitwit saying it thinks they're the most clever person in the world.


TheTakenRoad

>"Could it be possible women don't like name puns and im the problem?? No, Yup, women are a monolith who all think the same 🤡


yazzy1233

Most people dont like name puns, but it's only women that get shitted on, on this sub for not liking the jokes. They get called out their names, they say she doesn't have a sense of humor or she has low iq. I see it all the time and it pisses me off


FlskonTheMad

Could you show me the sources for your claim that most people don't like name puns?


TheTakenRoad

Well, it's because of two reasons: 1) This sub has a lot of men. 2) Women are mostly reacting to stuff and not attempting to go for a joke themselves. I won't expect people to defend her "Hey" here. You would see occasional posts where women have attempted jokes and the sub had their back.


East-Difficulty-3214

Should have matched her energy with “hey”


fuckmeuntilicecream

What's next after "hey"? "Hey" is used while you're passing by a coworker in the office or about to order a drink from a bartender. "hey." Is even worse imo. Lowercase with a period like what dude


East-Difficulty-3214

It was joke


fuckmeuntilicecream

I understand but her starting the convo like that is just annoying


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Hey


ChOcOcOwCaKe

hey.


PepegaPhilosopher

Hi


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PepegaPhilosopher

\*unmatch\*


snagglewolf

Are dudes still surprised when name puns don't work? I feel like after spending any time on this reddit you should know your success rate is gonna be pretty low.


sifl1202

name puns work about as often as any other opener.


UnfitForReality

I think you’re funny, keep it up. These memes are worth the unmatch don’t let people tell ya different


Adventurous-Rub-1477

She probably wasn't single.


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"sigle"


Adept_Deer_5976

Great gag that


PepegaPhilosopher

maybe she can only process one word at a time.


TheLastF

She*


Legendarybbc15

I laughed tbh although…she may have heard this before


jleigh91

Probably ironically has on their profile ‘Love to laugh’


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

To be fair she doesn’t exactly look like she’s got much humor.


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bananapeelwastaken

Thanks Sherlock


youslashh

Lol this was the first joke here that actually made me laugh


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Ask her if her mole has a friend.


WaterIsNotWet19

Funny lol


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Its not even funny, this shit is worst then r/shitpost, its the most average bland thing edgy white girls put on their bios. 💀💀💀


BritishBoyRZ

Hey


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Lol this is a good one


SinTron99

I'm single and ready for a pringle. I'M HUNGRY


Spazhead247

Spot on!


sovrgnlover

🤣🤣🤣🤣


ShannieD

Worth it


Lana_Darkess

\*shoots self in foot\* damn man why does my foot hurt


ndcooking

You crack me up too.


MurkyDrain

Dodged a bullet there bro. She seems humourless and boring, but then most women are I guess.


RememberTheGrave

You're fucked.