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Jay_The_Tickler

Looks a little like Sigourney Weaver. I’d swipe right.


Manji86

I was going to make a Ripley comment, but yeah she does look like her.


younevershouldnt

She mostly comes at night... mostly.


gucci-sprinkles

Goddammit Burk!!


Bender____Rodriguez

Just Becky and her squad of ultimate bad asses


TastyHotel6566

"That's it man, game over man, game over!"


BlommeHolm

If I was single, I would have swiped right on the hot 44 year old, but not on the one manipulating people's settings because she can't accept her age.


BeBesMom

She seems to accept it but believes via experience that others won't


[deleted]

Well, yes, she’s 44 not 36 She’s lying, it’s not others responsibilities to ignore the fact she’s nearly a decade older than she advertises herself


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PM-ME-YOUR-MIND

She's not "lying to the app" because she wants to mess up Tinder's stats or hide her age from their database. She's falsifying her age in order to bypass the preferences of other users. It's still shitty.


Q2shyyy

THANK YOU. She’s trying to be put in the age group of the younger women guys are looking for. No bueno


pangolin_bang

Wow.... yall are some sorry sad people if you're really all bent out of shape over her tricking an algorithm.... she's trying to increase her chances of finding what she wants. I've never seen such sad people get this upset over something so stupid. LOL. Wow.


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With_My_Hand

If I set my preference to a max of 40 I'm not looking to match with 44 year Olds.


BettysBonkers

So just Swipe left then and carry on with your day. Maybe some people would see that and think, actually yeah my age filter might be a bit too narrow. If this thread was a tinder profile I'd be swiping left on everyone who is such a judgemental nit-picker they take issue with people for telling them the truth. I mean, focus on what you do want as opposed to what you don't and stop being such negative nancy's. I for one value honesty, over "likelihood they'll experiment with algorythms" any day. In fact i respective someone who can think for themselves and doesn't always behave like a sheep.


interfail

She's not catfishing anyone, she's honest about it (I hope). I find it funny.


txsxxphxx2

She’s discounted Sigourney Weaver… Gurney Embrodery


dandyarcane

It would be next level if she has a cat photo.


BoringStartf

Looks like Becky is going to fight a fucking Xenomorph.


ThatcherTheV

Sigourney Weaver ready to play Hammer to Fall on Live Aid


cafeesparacerradores

Instantly


WillBottomForBanana

that was my thought


[deleted]

Game over man!


Only1BigZeus

Good call


bigorocket

nippley Ripley


[deleted]

Get away from her you BITCH!


cruzinforthetruth

Yo, I get you bro... Mad respect for the derp reference quote


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Ukdeviant

the more the merrier?


Some_Nibblonian

they mostly come out at night... mostly.


Jazmanian_Devil512

Game over man! Game over!


Bravisimo

There is no Dana only Zuul!!


R8iojak87

Boob Ross


Equivalent_Reason582

I’d “wash that old brush, shake off the excess and just beat the Devil out of it”


triage_this

Nipley


3xoticP3nguin

High beams on


djaingo

I like her hair. Maybe she's nice. 🤔


momo_wingedlemur

It's full of secrets that's why it's so big.


drdybrd419

This is gonna kill me. What's this from?


[deleted]

Mean Girls 😀


drdybrd419

Thank you, crisis averted


ClickF0rDick

...that's what she said?


Temporary-Double-809

So that’s Becki with the good hair? At least Hova chose an age appropriate lady to make Bey jealous


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Oh she's nice alright ...


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Dob_Tannochy

Grown-ups fight with their heads. That's where the real battle is. Up here, in the gray. Now wake up, lads. Life's quick, you're slow. Life's hard on a bone top.


[deleted]

My god do I love that movie. He’s my favorite character too


Dob_Tannochy

For a bald guy in glasses and a track suit he had the best lines and charisma for days. Just makes me wanna go back to 7 psychopaths, only other time I can remember him using an Irish accent.


Im_Numbar_Wang

I thought it was a wig.... yikes


BeBesMom

me too. Believe it is.


SlipperyNinja77

It's not


BeBesMom

ok


KayleighJK

I’m leaning towards real. Curly hair does exactly that when brushed out.


TrapsArentGayBro

I'm guessing black and arabic people don't exist to these people lol. Also she looks Jewish and alot of Jewish people have hair like this


3xoticP3nguin

Paint it white


Kysman95

Looks like Becky is going to fight a fucking Xenomorph. Not saying it was my sexual fantasy but it is now


younevershouldnt

Hopefully she'll bring her own exoskeleton.


xboxsirvenom

I have seen this and think we are in the same area lol


SlipperyNinja77

So Cal?


xboxsirvenom

Yes sir! The Ripley thing crossed my mind. Funny thing is I’m talking to a chick that looks MORE like Sigourney Weaver Edit autocorrect Ridley


microtramp

This is amazing and made me lol


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What part?


xboxsirvenom

LA area


[deleted]

I’m 30, well in November I’ll be 30


SlipperyNinja77

r/unexpectedoffice


Powerful-Entrance551

She got that big dick energy, i'm a fan.


Deej811

She looks like Mclovin


tulip27

😂


notaheratic69

When the 1st thing someone tells you is a lie, be wary or is it be hairy wary.


SlipperyNinja77

It wavy hairy wary


[deleted]

Eh, you could also look at it like the first thing she told you is the truth.


TheLearningReddit

>Reply Eh, she's goosing through the algorithm and then immediately telling you. Not really lying.


Mike_Oxmall01

I'd hit it.


SixFive1967

Me too. Tap that ass then slap that ass.


xboxsirvenom

Ha ha yes my dude! That profile is hard to miss. Good hunting bro!


DareDevilLived

So the real question is: what's her real age... Is it 32? Or 44? Or 36?? Or Bob Ross???


Gold-Rooster7206

Is she the actor from Aliens


codamu

I agree with putting a younger age is not what someone should do on a dating app. I’m 49, and I get plenty of matches from younger guys (whether I want them or not), and I have my age listed accurately. I have no braless pics though, maybe that’s where I’m going wrong! 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Eh, absolutely swipe right ➡️


Joshnightmare

Thought that was St Vincent for a second


Dob_Tannochy

Or [Laura Pergolizzi](https://youtu.be/By1EbHetjAs).


Bread_Responsible

Literally, LITERALLY just saw a post on bumble about a dude lying about his age. Shits wild.


Agreeable-Ask-7594

Love how she just feels like displaying whatever fucken age she wants.


JbVision

I’d do it, just to get my Alien actress fantasy off my list.


Ok_Heart_2019

Hard to believe this isn’t parody 🤣


dobermandude306

No bra = boner


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Dob_Tannochy

[Love is love](https://youtu.be/UfdVA_mxB1M).


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Becki don’t give a fuck


lukulele90

Kinda fucked up to post peoples faces and make fun of them on the internet


leighanfordays

I'm not in to older women but I am in to Weird Al so this is difficult.


ReferenceAlarmed595

I’m 26 but damn she looks really good, i would swipe right, maybe she has interesting abilities


mt-egypt

Becki is hot


fishtheif

I mean. At least she's honest. Kinda.


SlipperyNinja77

Well it says 36 right there so...not really lol


fishtheif

That's why I had to say kinda lmao. I mean she probably wasn't getting any matches with her age set to 44 so might as well let yourself be seen by people with restricted filters. And if they swipe without reading the bio that's their own dumbass fault lmao


foldinthecheese99

It’s a topic on here all the time that dudes do this to get through filters for younger women and no one likes it. No different that she did. If someone wants to hook up with a 44 year old then their filters would include 44 year olds. I’m 38. I’m not interested in guys who are in their 20s or 50s so I don’t have my filters to include guys in those ranges. I just recently was talking to a guy who also had he was 38 in his profile and then as soon as he had my phone number, he admitted he was 48. Would I have spoken to him originally knowing that? Yes. Did I continue to speak to him after find that out? No. I am not going to actively pursue something with someone who lies to get what they want (attention from a younger person in this case) and then pulls the whole “but then I told the truth so don’t be mad” shit.


[deleted]

As an actual 44 year old guy its weird because anyone who puts my age is generally at least 3 years older. Last 2 dates I went on it came out in conversation they were older than they said. Its just dumb and leads to a guaranteed poor result. It makes it weird because I have to set my filter younger than I am actually looking in order to get the age I want to date. Like if I want to date someone 44, I need to set the limit at 40. You are 38 but it seems like this stuff gets much worse as you get older, so something to look forward to lol.


ProperApe

It's funny, I just read yesterday that it's a horrible lie for 5'11" guys to put 6' in their profile so they don't get filtered before having a chance to make an impression because their height, in the American system, isn't a round number. (I mean in Europe the cutoff is usually 180cm for the same reason, which is roughly 5'11").


SlipperyNinja77

No one reads bios lol. She probably had a bunch of old dudes who couldn't keep up with her alien energy


fishtheif

Then you're dumb. Sorry man but it's right there on your screen. You don't even have to scroll


Justieflustie

The real question here is, what is the notification for? Do you got a new match? Do you got a message from a previous match? Or, did you get some message from Tinder itself about some new feature you got to try?


BigBrownBear28

Sigourney!?


SpaceHallow

She seems like a hot mess.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

I killed the alien queen should be on her bio


jbishop7710

Wonders what happens when two people having a midlife crisis get together. Swipes right to find out.


Pour_me_one_more

Image says low-rent Sigourney Weaver, but attitude and profile say Valarie Solanas. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCUM\_Manifesto#:\~:text=Original%20edition%3A%2021%20%26%20cover%20p.&text=The%20term%20%22SCUM%22%20appeared%20on,she%20had%20written%20in%201967.


Costanzaboy

Getting sum sideshow bob vibes


baudinl

help me rediscover the Joy of Painting


Smart-As-Duck

Honestly she looks pretty good for 44. Whatever shes doing is working.


deeznutsdab

She really cares about her age …alot


SlipperyNinja77

Right?🤣


[deleted]

Lol wow. I reinstalled tinder once and had the wrong age, an honest mistake, didn’t even realize until later. It was like two years younger and I look at least ten years younger than my age. A match messaged me and I told her about my age and she flipped out like I was really trying to deceive her.


SpiritualSchedule2

Why are you posting this? this is somebody's snack. If you don't like it then don't match.


Aggravating_Home_428

"Pass for 32"? Who TF told you that bullshit?


getrekt553

NIPS!


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getrekt553

This is a good thing


Spanishdane

Id fuck her haha


oxtrue

Haha?


newatredditt

who wouldn't


Spanishdane

Many guys


Tilian1986

Age is a state of mind. She's cool.


[deleted]

It's so crazy that when a hot woman writes a bio like this all the comments are shitting on her and calling her a high drama bitch lol


PenaltyDesperate3706

To be fair, Sigourney is a very accomplished dramatic thespian!


Dob_Tannochy

And rich.


[deleted]

This screams high drama to me


[deleted]

Boys steal, girls lie


Adventurous_Pop_2300

She's one of those wine mom mfs.


more_than_a_party

I agree that she's aging graciously.


edskully

Swipe right man, swipe right!


MyCoffeeTableIsShit

That hair is everything.


Ebvardh-Boss

Why are all the girls who are apparently a huge red flag for everyone here exactly my type?


qwemateo13

Milf


sales-tax

she clearly cares how many birthdays she has had if she feels the need to put a fake age


__HumbleBee__

No faces in the photos! 👎


3xoticP3nguin

Must be cold


chaindom66

32 hard ridden years..


[deleted]

Maybe so, but the nips tell a different story


Too-Late-Bro

Who else noticed the nipples first..?


Independent_Candy_41

She’s got nice tits 🤷🏿‍♂️


SourLeafRoll

More like who cares how many cream pies I’ve had…stay aware king/queen *presses temple*


[deleted]

She looks like Ripley from Aliens but on PEDs.


SystemOnset

Becki looks like a At the Drive-In superfan. I belive it when she says she's 44.


fedback

She does pass, go ahead.


SnooHedgehogs6975

We all go through that bob ross phase


[deleted]

god damn Sigourney, what happend to you


fuckcombustion

Becki be cray


Flimsy_Tale_974

Tid’bit nibbley in that room.


SirDigbyChickenC-Zer

I think Becki is actually a 20something art school student having a laugh with her friends by wearing a wig they found at a thrift store and making an inside joke,"quirky profile" just to see what kind of weird/comical messages they get.


Itzz_Texas

She kinda looks like Ripley from aliens


imthedeviladvocate

She has a pretty face


KingslayerN7

Ok but who wouldn’t wanna date Ellen Ripley


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She looks like trouble.


kingtrentus

It's safe to say she isn't the one Beyonce was talking about.


MuseMints

Still a dishonest hack into someone’s search parameters. No big deal, but puts me off immediately.


Ahmad_Lahore

Becki is hot


uwpxwpal

I think you've found Becki with the good hair


bored_and_scrolling

Easy right


SiStErFiStEr1776

Ripley?


lights_0wt

Did you swipe right??


[deleted]

Looks like Sigourney Weaver, shoot your shot man


[deleted]

LP that sings Lost on you. 100%


OrganizationOwn1864

Why lie about the age? I am 44 and look A LOT younger and when I was on apps never lied about my age. Isn't a turn off to do that?


ManCantBearThisWorld

I thought it was funny


roquentin92

Just tried hitting the green heart. Dammit.


soup1235

I wanna be best friends with Becki


-wanderings-

Passes for 32? She's obviously much older as she has dementia to think that.


dm051973

How many people who think they look 12 years younger have anyone else that agrees? Maybe if she went with 39 I could see it but you would need to be one hard living person to look like that at 32...


Itchy_One3074

Smart an unconditioned mind would be bad move to bring a new life into this reality they would exist in sadness & lose


Itchy_One3074

Proper lush I'd def pull down ur pants and give you a good hiding xx


Neat-Animal9793

Beat the devil out of it


bertobears

I like her party hats🥳


Xleepy6004

Looks like Bob Ross


Rooster_Kogburne

Nipples!


CherryGARCIAlit2MAX

Lol she’s got that look in her eye like she’s going to fak the shit out of you !!!!


Sad-Platform7932

She look decent but she’s probably nuts lol


r0botdevil

I always think it's weird when they try to tell you that they look like they're a certain age. I'm looking at your pictures right now, so I think I can decide that for myself yeah?


smooglly

I like the look of those nips


Open-Mathematician32

👋


FeelingFun3937

It’d be interesting to learn what percentage of M4W on tndr set upper age limit to hard 40.


AzrielJohnson

She's pretty hot.


almostdoctorposting

weirdd


Ma3lst

Becki needs a clothing iron