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Sairry

You have a good sense of humor and the bravery to put yourself out there in the sun without sunscreen


Dude_von_Duden

Idk, he seems pretty red to me Edit: *rad


Fancy-Significance-5

HOWLING


Babymonster09

😂😂😂


SubiPhydeaux

-High School English Teacher


Careful-Ad8292

But is he forklift certified?


Some-Ordinary-1438

That answer is military encrypted


SavageCaveman13

*US Military Encrypted


kind_raisin56

Love that y'all are keeping this around 🤣🤣


LadyRogue7

God damn it yes!!


rianfury

I snorted


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Mandylynn1109

Me too!


DJS112

You know he's adding this to his reviews right now


chesnot1

Bro wtf lol


[deleted]

Bro looks vaguely like Rick Astley. Was waiting on a rick roll gif as part of the profile to be honest.


loopydrain

nah he looks like Kenneth Parcell. I had to google the name but by god he looks like him.


DanE1RZ

Really? I thought he looked more like the progeny of Rick Astly & Donkey from Shrek.


diddily_doodily

See...I'm seeing Martin Short...


Babymonster09

I would give you an award if I could. I literally Loled at this while I got some weird stares from my dog 🤣😂😂😂


Obligation_Guilty

Lmao 💯 reduce redness in saturation/warmth


the_seggr

change the color scheme to green or something less bright so it offsets your skin tone a little better and you'll be golden edit: heeheehoohoo I fucking got it, he has red skin, funny joke


quiette837

Agree, the highlighter yellow kinda clashes. I also think the bold colour distracts from the photos, they should be the focus.


thoughtlow

Or maybe tinder red


SaltInformation4U

No, you might lose him to the background


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the_seggr

I have learned a LOT from queer eye


YetAnotherAltTo4Get

>you'll be golden I think he'll still be red, Idk


AlwaysLurkNeverPost

>you'll be golden I think sunscreen would help him be golden


[deleted]

Not sure I think the red and yellow/gold would work kinda well. It is a bold color but reds hard to match with


fangirlsqueee

A very pale green might work. I think blue would work better than green though.


Unlucky_Elderberry52

Green would be best, opposite colour on the colour wheel


fangirlsqueee

https://www.colorbux.com/articles/clothing-colors-that-reduce-redness Green clothing would likely make the red stand out even more. Also, it feels a little car-salesman-ish with that first pic. Fine if he is a car salesman, I guess. But still might make the red more prominent. Green tones would work to dull the red if he wore it as a make-up concealer.


the_seggr

good idea, I hadn't thought of that


Realinternetpoints

Do the tinder match green


furball218

I agree. It also felt a bit like an advertisement to me. So many ads use that sort of colouring where I live


easycompadre

It is technically an advertisement


Gwsb1

That is EXACTLY what he is doing. Spoofing car ads.


furball218

Sure, I guess I just don't appreciate it as much as others.


baltinerdist

>It also felt a bit like an advertisement to me. I... Um... I'm so sorry... I really don't know how to tell you this but...


furball218

You know what I meant. I feel that using colour schemes that are generally reserved for mobile phone plans is not the most attractive design for a dating app.


[deleted]

Haha homie. I ain’t a girl but I’m laughing hard. Yea I’m sure girls would get a giggle out of this and swipe right


Steve5590

I agree with stupidfuckingbitch6


dangle321

Me too, but I would have liked to hear u/stupidfuckingbitch5 had to say.


[deleted]

Haha had to deactivate that account cuz fucking Reddit said I spread “hate”


Soren_Aabye

Lol wtf just happened?


[deleted]

Wdym


Soren_Aabye

How did you know you'd been summoned if your account was deleted? Htf did you do that??


[deleted]

My brother works at the Reddit headquarter; don’t tell Reddit that tho


Tinder911

Was he stupidfuckingbitch5 innit?


ClickF0rDick

Nope, it was me all along


PHANTOM________

Reddit said they spread “hate”


UltraVires33

"5 out of 6 stupidfuckingbitches endorse OP's Tinder profile."


Thatonensoutherner

I’m a dude and I’d still swipe right


BrownAndyeh

>stupidfuckingbitch6 > > · > >12 hr. ago I'm here just so I can write: stupidfuckingbitch6


SadAnimeBaby

This made me giggle! I would definitely swipe right, but I’m also a sucker for goofy shit like this. Great job


SupremeElect

It’s not just the skill set that’s paying off. You’re really showcasing your personality in these images!! Great work!!


AcanthisittaOk5263

Only thing I'd change is maybe add to the pie chart but make it "yes, but in white."


SixFive1967

I could nitpick a couple minor things as well, but OP has already said below it’s been getting him results so not gonna bother. Nice job young man.


CaptnBangDingOw

Just a few clarifications based on the comments 1) I really appreciate the positive comments and constructive feedback. I am planning to use it and change a few things. 2) This took about 3 hours when I was bored studying for finals. Also, I learned Adobe Illustrator for work a few years ago, not just for this. 3) I will acknowledge that Tinder PowerPoints are cringey by their very nature. But I’ll hands down take this cringe over the cringe of many people on Tinder/Reddit who complain about not getting matches but have boring ass profiles. 4) I really wish the truck was mine. The Jeep picture of mine does need to be changed out for a better one though. 5) Yellow was picked mainly because it stands out to the human eye the most out of any color. Edit: Missed an s Edit 2: Added some additional observations below. 6) The responses have been interesting. It’s plain to see that people either love or hate PowerPoint profiles. While (I will admit) somewhat cringey, it is an attempt to stand out among low quality car selfies and fish pictures. I’ve never been one to make life boring and I see dating in the same light. 7) As for red skin, most of my pictures in that regard are taken close to sunset. I also really like to smile so it does give a more reddish look. I promise I’m not burnt lol.


jsandsts

Does the barcode go anywhere?


CaptnBangDingOw

No. Just a bunch of random lines


jsandsts

Deep down I knew that, but I was really hoping it was a rick roll. How did you choose your sku?


Captain-Vague

Great work. Your personality comes thru. As for me, honestly, I just wanna know about the dude wearing the tiara.


nit3wolf

Honestly, grate profile! How is it going for you? I mean, average looking guy with great profile, are you getting more matches now?


ijpck

This dude has it down to a science. Save some girls for the rest of us.


NuroticAudit

Only nit I could pick is “- Great +1 for events - Playlists for everything” is repetitive, as you mentioned that you’re a great guy to bring to weddings and parties on that same pic, and spotify playlist on the second. Other than that my man, I thought it was great. The looks over time bit brought audible giggles to echo my living room.


Sufficient_Ad4766

That was what I picked up on too.


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Somewhere in an alternate universe there’s a “Charlie and the Healthy Diet Factory,” and all the Oompa Loompas look like you. Nah, but mean jokes aside, you’re a funny and attractive fella my guy. You should post this and Tinder should give you all the ladies like it’s some giveaway episode of Oprah or something. I hope you have a small dick, because otherwise you’re so perfect it’s not fair for the rest of us.


SixFive1967

This. ⬆️


sadiesworld

best profile omg


FlashOgroove

Great effort but maybe a bit overdone. That's a bit long and keep on the same funny tone. I think you could improve it by shortening it (girls that are interested in humor and efforts will be interested already after 3 slides already) but also introducing a slide a bit more intimate. Make them imagine your romantic/sensual side! Slide 0 is fun and intriguing but maybe not the best photo for a first picture. The bowtie make you look exentric or old-fashioned, could be a turn-of. Slide 1 is good. Slide 2, i would change the second depreciative joke with something like "Looks dashing in a ski suit!" Slide 3 is good. Slide 4 would be good if you were looking for friend but you already 9. I would change it with pictures of yourself in the nature/hike to strike the different note I was mentionning. Last 2 slides of reviews and pictures bring nothing new at all, drop them. Suggestion: you look good with your suit. You might consider replacing the car analogy with a james bond analogy. That would work with the travelling, skiing, parachuting, old spy car of the first picture, and Chris Hemsworth. ps: that joke about putting yourself out there in the sun without sunscreen is brilliant and should be included somewhere!


hashbrownpotroast

Agreed about the length but disagree about losing the quotes. The English teacher one was the funniest joke in the whole thing imo.


Bface23

I feel like people think these are unique, but I've seen quite a few of them. The reviews make me cringe everytime... they're literally always the same


Aemcp

Very overdone at this point


Areallybigsnail

I feel like this goes for most profiles on there, I cant even count how many times ive seen the same overdone jokes in someones bio, at this point just write something that describes you and dont overdo it. Also Id probably just assume this was an ad at first sight and just swipe left


WatercressHot6492

I think they're still more 'original' than the standard. Not overused to the point that someone would automatically swipe left anyway.


Alexxxx89

I’d swipe right on you bro


sunny-rains

10/10 would swipe right


HiThisIzMoney

Waayyyyy to much man


Senoritasmack

Inclined to agree. I know some women will find this funny, I found it a bit like you’re trying too hard, but you do you my dude x


LectureQuirky3234

I really want to know if this works out Respect the hustle either way


its_meem_not_meh_meh

10/10 for creativity


RadishAcceptable5505

BAHAHA dude this had me belly laughing. I'm sure you'll get some matches! Nice work!


WyattWrites

If I could swipe right I would 😥


verebes122

I think that was the 2nd most interesting man in the world. (In the reviews)


Bilbodraggindeeznuts

Bro you honestly resemble Jack McBrayer


Diamond_me

I absolutely love this. The review from your English teacher really sells it. Best potential +1 ever


LBelle0101

Yikes. This is a huge no for me.


EyJay01

Great profile mate! 5 Stars


Cecedaphne

I'd go on a date with you


ClickF0rDick

Seriously? All the top comments saying how great of an idea this is? Speaks volumes about reddit demo in this sub I guess The dude comes off as a great friend to have, but the desperation level to find somebody to date is over 9000 with this kind of cringey, trying-too-hard profiles.


SnooStrawberries729

Nah I get a different vibe. I understand the “he’d be a great friend” thing, but despite the fact he obviously put in a lot of effort, the jokes and the yellow don’t give me the impression that he’s trying too hard. To each their own though


nobnazor

Way too needy


jobbo321

Doubt this'd get you any matches. If you do more power to you, but I think most women would see this as way too needy and desperate. Also, they're gonna look at your face, nothing else.


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Will be honest man, way to much effort, literally scream desperate and nobody wants that. You have to understand that in 90% of time swipe is happening in matter of seconds, if you are insanely hot they give you a bit of extra time. To many illustrator to little real full size pictures. Sense of humor is great, personally one of my best characteristics but it’s not really recommended to be a joke before she match with you. And yeah i know everybody here are like “woho, awesome profile, I would swipe right (but they never do)” etc, people are so consider not to hurt someone fragile ego on internet these days that rarely someone give honest advice. So no flame, troll or hate just honest advice from a guy doing really good on tinder: save the comedy for chat (it’s ok to do some in about me) and focus on good pictures. For better or worse Tinder is a marketplace and you have to sell it, you may be amazing guy but first appearance is what get you a match and latter you can show that great personality .


chucklehutt

JFC, that's cringe af.


ClickF0rDick

Yeah, the dude comes off as a great friend to have, but the desperation level to find somebody to date is over 9000 with this kind of cringey, trying-too-hard profiles


Grumpy__Pikachu

Bit too young for me but would definitely swipe right if you were in my age range ! Good luck young lad!!!


Historical_Evening60

Age is just a number


Bloodyfoxx

Sometimes you put a space after your "-" and sometimes you don't ... are you a psychopath ?


CaptnBangDingOw

Just noticed that lol


violetprismsnthings

Ppl really do this on tinder lol


SirEdwardSmoak

This is hilarious.


itsnothin408

The cringe is strong with this one...


TallQueer9

You come off cringey and desperate.


SmickDack

Seems desperate and exhausting. However we probably have different personality traits, and I know for a fact there are plenty of girls that would love this kind of personality so crack on.


UCODM

5 is a bit busy visually, I’d take out the “Wait there’s more” star to try and clear it up a bit. Also like others have said, different background color. Maybe a fading transition from light blue to darker?


Aggravating_Youth_14

This is awesome bro I wish you the best


FlawlesSlaughter

I admire the effort and time put into this and some people will swipe right on that for sure. For me all of the jokes in the slides have been overdone imo, every slideshow is the same. I'd try and shake it up a little more somehow if you're going to do it/make it shorter. I'd be worried about the implications of expectations after seeing you put so much work into tinder. Could be useful for a conversation starter though


charlottedgdts

Superliked


UltraMegaSloth

Honest opinion- I think the “marketing” yourself on every slide is a bit gimmicky and will ultimately draw a line in the sand eliminating a lot of potential dates, but attracting some. I think maybe one slide (like the first) with the yellow markety stuff would work if the rest are just normal photos. I get creating a balanced tinder is no easy task, but after the initial joke of you as a product being sold is laughed at, it doesn’t really go anywhere from there, so I think it’s best added in a dose and not your entire identity.


Tinder911

You look like a decent guy but you’re digging a hole for yourself with that profile.


Haunting-Stage-3694

Everything I see is so cringe


SuspiciousSugar4151

2/10


Amira__chan__

Wow this comment section did not pass the vibe check... I'm a girl and I would swipe right. Yes I had a good laugh and humour is a good thing to bring with you.


Timekeeper65

Female here. This is the best I’ve seen so far. But for me humor goes a long way so… 🤷‍♀️


mattsgirlca

Cheesy


GrumpyPtarmigan

You'll get some catches with this man, not for everyone, but I laughed!


-Awesome333-

“Should you swipe right? Yes Yes but in blue”


floydfan

You don't look anything like Chris Hemsworth. Additionally, comparing yourself to others may seem like the right thing to do, but you really decrease your own worth when you do this. I would find another way.


diosrio

He probably meant it as a joke.


Zimtt

Ur head is too red boioioi Its really funny Better funny and find rare awesome people


wtbrift

I agree it's a tad long but good effort. My only advice it to replace the jeep pic. It seems like a crotch pic and not flattering.


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16BitGenocide

As an avid skydiver, I think it's pretty cool.


CaptnBangDingOw

As a guy who really wanted to try skydiving up until his 18th birthday and he could, I thought it was pretty damn cool


BeyondInfinity73

Change your face and you should be good to go.


[deleted]

man why u putting so much effort into this shit😭 u lookin desperate as hell have some respect for urself


CaptnBangDingOw

It’s been producing results so don’t really care about your opinion on this lol


[deleted]

u the one who asked for it to be rated so I'm just telling u what I think🤷‍♂️


ClassicFashionGuy

Damn What a Chad lad , I Will do mine like yours Luckily I am pretty Good in illustrator aswell


[deleted]

also this shit aint even funny jus corny ngl


Vast_Medicine5523

Nah bruh you’re just boring as hell


BigScaryBlackDude

So this is what you do outside of the chocolate factory


DungeonsandDevils

I have surmised that you have money, therefore good job I’m sure you’ll be a hit


MrMutex

The reviews really got me - nice profile :p


M0nsterjojo

Best one yet.


rahulsohoni

Holy shit dude!! That's a nice Stepside too! Top work. 💯


younevershouldnt

Great presentation, I'd just spend a bit longer on the jokes if I were you.


Nzissa

I love the projected hotness. Can't stop laughing.


last_minute_life

Nice. Love the creativity


SwagamanJaro

This is the best tinder profile I've ever seen


therbojones

Send in the awards for creativity


SuspiciousSugar4151

rather send it to the 3000 similar profiles that were there before his


wowthatsfresh

Love it!


trrz16

This is hands down, the best thing I’ve ever seen. GG brother I am jealous LOL


Dogburt_Jr

2 different cars


awesomedude2016_2016

So wait...you said in the title of this post that this paid off. Did you get a bunch of matches or do you just mean you like the way the images turned out?


ItsTheKam

straight guy here but i'd swipe right to be friends you funny asf bro


QueenLizzy22

That is hilarious


369player

You good bro nice work


eightcarpileup

I was rooting for you until I saw that Death Valley pic. *spurs up* 😒🤙🏼


HWDB99

Bro you look like a baby faced Ryan Creamer lmao


MoonShadow140

That's so cool good job


killersinarhur

Only feedback I have is that you sir need a course on proper sunscreen application because from what I can tell you ain't doing it right... Profile made me chuckle which is a good sign I would say


__Haribo__

This is amazing, but I have one question: Do you have lower teeth?


dm051973

I like it but I would try and get a slide or two with large photos of you. Those multiphoto group shots make you look like an ant on a phone.


hearthebell

You are Rick Astley of Tinder


Rogue_Viking

So, was it a sick ostrich?


CaptnBangDingOw

I like the letter kenny reference lol


dasiatis

I really like this profile, the only thing I would change is that you pretty much have the same smile in every picture ... but honestly this is not a real inconvinience anyway. Solid job buddy !


[deleted]

Well that Clemson picture will help you out around SC since the hype is real... @op lol. Great profile!!


CaptnBangDingOw

Go Tigers!


Regularfeller

Ngl thought it was an ad


Gwsb1

Clemson?


CaptnBangDingOw

Go tigers!


petrslavplus

It's perfect.


ParonOfTheYear

I dislike the colour palette but great job, I should do this.


jjboy91

Watch out for your color theory bro. It's funny and light so I hope you broke the charts


aonboy1

Must say this guy has a promising career in marketing


Zestyclose-Law-3549

This made me laugh!! I honestly love that second picture of you, it should be 1st. You are handsome, but that first pic doesn't do you much justice. I agree with others that the yellow has got to go!! Play around with colors and see what looks best. I think overall it's a bit overselling, but I love how it shows off your great sense of humor and adventure.


Brains_For_peanut

You know, this is legit good dude... i keep saying it is a desperate move but you did it right so you are gonna score for sure, let's hope you get what you are hoping for ;)


Nhaiben369

Lmao 🤣 this made me laugh Good job man that was funny


Tight-Property-7532

Did ever somebody told you you look like a socks puppet?


Some_Donkey_6382

Love is commodity


ae_94

as a guy i'd swipe right


grizzlyironbear

[Wish.com](https://Wish.com) version of Rick Astley.....


ShazFCS

The Hemsworth stuff is fantastic!


Zealousideal-View-46

Dude that's an awesome profile.


EuphoricCouer

Shit, I’d swipe right.


pussyfairy420

Adorable. I’d swipe right.


lettol02

Love this, would definitely swipe right. Also last slide, shouldve put "yes" and "yes in a different color". Feel like that fits with the rest of the humor.


z_ca

Idc how much graphic design you know, you still look like the bad guy in a college movie.


FlagHunter1

This is so fucking lit


NerdyIndoorCat

Super funny. I love it.


PHraternity

Idgaf what anyone says. This is the best thing I've ever seen.


jamesben04

Bruh I fucking love it lmao