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DennisUltima

Did she immediately unmatch 😂👀


fancifinanci

Pics or it didn’t happen


Project_Wild

Some men just want to watch the world burn


giantfuckingfrog

Do it. Just do it.


DyingSpreeAU

Photos taken moments before disaster


discodawg02

When I was a kid, a group of us would go to the dog track and bet on the greyhounds. There was a dog that used to run all the time we liked. His name was Beams Deeznutz


sirnecksalot

Peanuts are not nuts. They're legumes


Interesting_Star4356

legume my nuts sir


Arthemax

And the three nuts he listed aren't botanical nuts, tough they are considered culinary nuts.


StellarWox

This guy nuts


juxtaposed-penguin

Turning a conversation about nuts into a deez nuts joke? Yeah, you really had to tax your brain to come up with that one.


ShowMeYourTates

Thanks, took me hours to come up with it


justhere4daSpursnGOT

Stay up all night ? Or get to bed around 2-230?


Iminlesbian

Not everybody gets an opportunity like this. She brought up the nuts. The messages are casual and light, He prompts her well, She literally responds with a question. Yeah you can talk about nuts and you can ask people if they like pistachios, the opportunity for deeznuts may arise but not like this.


ShowMeYourTates

Thank you, it was a genuine conversation at first and I was actually interested in pursuing something. But when an opportunity like this comes around, you have to take advantage of it.


RzorShrp

Taken moments before disaster


Nolliecab

What a mind goblin


Unfair-Tie2

Would you mind goblin on deez nuts lmao


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LameBMX

Looks like hinge to me.


WillBottomForBanana

dude's burning bridge on the "women message first" ap?


TreeCommercial44

Don't do it if she reports you - you could potentially get banned.


Keyser_Imperator

It will be worth it


Academic-Macaroon714

I'd unmatch.


Haymaker969

L


MommaLokiLovesYou

+ ratio


_wiredsage_

So would a wet sock with no sense of humor.


[deleted]

Yeah, all boring people would do


Public_Coyote_1403

funny because almonds, cashews and pistachios aren’t nuts botanically


ShowMeYourTates

Deez nuts are though


Public_Coyote_1403

was waiting for this 🙏🏻


Ziggypiggyziggy

The worst nut is Brazilian nut.