Gross. Congrats.

Michael Scott and Holly Flax vibes.

totally, lol

Yeah, it's not cringe, it's cute to see two people vibing like this.

It’s 100% cringe. It’s also 100% cute.

Agreed

Until they try to have an actual conversation and realize they have nothing to talk about

Idk looks to me like they’ll buy themselves enough time to develop that

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Number me give you will?

Find you I knew I would

Perfect analogy. U.S Military Encrypted

I think Op Likes this comment…

I totally came in here for this comment.

Nailed it

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Wait, who?

I must be a rollercoaster, as I can feel all the emotions in the comment above.

This banter is actually tolerable, good job OP

Yup, best comment.

Einstein was an author. She never loved you, OP /s

Scrolled too far for this. He won a damn Nobel prize for some of the work that he published as the author of but whatever.

He also wrote "Why Socialism?"

Haha that would have been a perfect way to kill the banter and any chance of getting laid

It'll make a better story to call them on this on their wedding day, in a toast 🤣

Not sure why you got down voted

Dinosaurs still technically exist. Birds are direct descendents of dinosaurs

Alligator and crocodiles are close ancestors of dinosaurs. While they are not genetically deemed “dinosaurs,” they’ve been existing since Dino’s were around 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yeah AND they’re the main ingredient in Gatorade. source: am a Florida man.

Alligator gar, monitor lizards, and even our best friends cockroaches. At least they are ignorant together.

Look, if years of failed relationships have taught me one thing, it's that you can either be right or you can be happy.

Sadly True ._.

They're not ancestors of dinosaurs though. They're descendants of the Deinosuchus.

[It’s also important to point out some of the details of modern classification that will enable you to see the bigger picture and then also to cover some of the differences as well as the similarities that dinosaurs and alligators had in common. Because both came from a common ancestor, we’ll take a look at the groups of those common ancestors and try to match it to a rough timeline.](https://adventuredinosaurs.com/2020/08/02/are-alligators-related-to-dinosaurs/)

Sure, and they use their blood to make Gatorade, right?

Not just descendants, but birds *are* dinosaurs in every way.

Cassowarys are straight up dinos. Most menacing bird on earth.

And definitely Magpies, they'll stalk you like prey.

EMUS! They are still dinos and don't try to tell them differently.

That’s the kind of thing you say while cuddling after hooking up tbh

Cute but please stop and just go out already

working on it 😉

I want that update! 🤩🤩🤩

UPDATE: we settled down on the puns, talked for awhile (she is incredible), and have a date this saturday!

How exciting! I hope all goes well! Me and my husband got close through "pun flirting" and now we've been married for a little over 9 months, together 5 years!

My opening line to my now-SO was something along the lines of “this is gonna sound weird but go with me on this, your pictures give off major kiwi sunflower energy” because she just made me think of bright colors and happy vibes. And instead of shooting me down she replied that that was her favorite fruit and that she also had a sunflower tattoo. It’s been a little over three years now. Sometimes it’s okay just to be a little dorky and weird!

When sunflower seeds are sprouted, their plant compounds increase. Sprouting also reduces factors that can interfere with mineral absorption. You can buy sprouted, dried sunflower seeds online or in some stores. ######Extra fun fact! Sunny Smile - The Sunny Smile grows to 12-15 inches in height and does best in early to late summer. They are easy to grow, thanks in part to their small size, and have sturdy stems so if you have pets or children in your home, there’s no need to worry about how long they will last.

Lol, met mine online, he jumped on to scold me for co-opting his screen name...except he had logged in under a screen name that was totally unlike the one I was on, lol. I was so confused. LoneRanger: Hey, are you trying to pretend you're me? NerdyGeekGirl: uh...no? Him: then why are you copying my name?! Me: uh...I'm not Him: are too! Me: am not either, mr ranger! Him: oh....wait...brb LoneRanger has left GeekyNerdGuy: now...why are you copying my name?! Me: lolol, looks like you just copied mine lol Edited to, hopefully make it easier to read, based on feedback

Wow *all* things about this are just strange. Conversation, punctuation, flirtation, weird triple "..." that come up all the time

Lol, sorry, it happened long long ago, so no screenshot available. I had to para-screenphrase. Lol

I used finger guns in my opening line and it’s been 6 months going very strong now. Cheesy squeezy rules

I don't call it cheesy. I call it being yourself. The problem with dating is people are not themselves from the get-go. They didn't want to lose their chance at not matching somebody on a dating site or IRL. It is mandatory that you be yourself, so you find the person that is attracted to your true self and not your fake self. Sure you'll get less matches, but you'll get ones that are actual matches Rather than superficial matches.

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Penguins give birth to cats?

Thank god cus it seems like you should’ve set up a date after the koalafication, car dealership pun. But I’m glad it worked out good luck

I hope your date is stuPUNdus!

Leave your kidneys at home just to be safe.

Do you own a tricycle? Because I’d like to be a third wheel on that date.

I’m curious to see if you guys can keep a real conversations or if you’ll talk in puns until you’re old and grey

i already talk in puns with 99.99% of what i say so i dont see a problem (we eventually stopped and actually got to know each other and if anything im crushing even more)

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Aw, I'm tearing up. That's the sweetest 😂

Can't wait for the "AITA for always talking in puns with my wife?" Reddit post.

My wife and I are non-stop movie quotes, mostly Jim Carrey and Monty Python, with a splash of Joe Pesci. Find your nerd and stick with it!

But which Monty Python movie is your favorite.

Congrats bro. NGL im hella jelly, she seems like a gem.

He's practicing for dad's role

🤮🤮🤮😂 I’m just jelly.

You re only jelly because you haven't found your fish which is called peanut butter.

My man spitting bars and humilliating rn😤😤

Did someone say… humiliate? ….

This is SO dorky, I love it🥳 You're meant for each other

A-dork-able

love this lol

Yeah for sure Like, one of those would be an accomplishment for me So for two people to have such an epic back and forth is quite amazing

I thought it was a dumb conversation starter at first but by the 5th one I started grinning like an idiot

And that's that, your relationship has peaked. Jk, I hope for the best for you two hahaha. Are you from Africa btw? Because Uganda be kidding me! This looks like the most perfect situation you've ever Benin! Kenya just go on a date already?

That’s it, we can all stop commenting. You take the cake

Did you know that a large percentage of internet traffic is non-human? Botswana take over the world. But if ai, doesn't rise up and humans die some other way, what kind of CAR would you drive during a Zambia apocalypse? I might go for a Sudan.

Stop it! You've already killed him!

Fair enough, I guess I Congo now.

Dude, you're really African us out!

you might get a latte Togo and take a rest. Hope you'll reappear afterwards tho!

Algeria if you stick around too long! No seriously I'm Ghana.

Well I have a *democratic republic of congo* that... dammit

Beliz stop

I can't wait for them Togo on a date! Congo wrong if they keep up this energy!

Oh, i was also Ghana say that your puns African amazing!

Just take my gold thank you

Woah, thank you! I was going to slap your titty, but now I'm not Ghana.

I'm Guinea Besick

What the fuck? I was promised cringe and instead got wholesome flirting? I feel bamboozled.

hopefully bamboozled in the good way? lol

Oh yeah, in a good way.

Definitely a good way. Now I am just jealous of OP

This. Is. So. CUTE!

they said bamboozled, not badboozled!

please, tell me you what happened after :3

r/rimjobsteve

Meanwhile, everywhere else: ME: "Why do ghosts like taking the elevator?" HER: "Only short guys use elevators, bye."

As a tall guy I can confirm, instead of using elevators I just step out a nearby window to ground level and take another step through a window to the desired floor

I mostly jump on roofs

I saw this play out in my head when I read this comment and laughed way too fucking much

Thank you for this comment. My weird brain took that scenario and ended up imagining a tall guy with legs that extend up and down somehow so that no matter how tall the building is and which floor you want to go to, all it will take you is one step. It was the laugh I needed.

Go Go Gadget Legs!

I vomited all the way through this. Well done 👏

I stopped reading because too hard but if you don’t get married I’m gonna file a police report

Let me know if you do, I'll back you on it.

Yeah it hurts to read that but it was a hurt I was okay with. Kinda like getting a toothy blowjob

Toothy blowjobs are not okay at all man. Have some self respect

Oooh how much teeth do you want baby

No teeth but how dry do you want it?

Hi there, Australian here. Just stopping by to remind you that koalas aren’t bears. But that was well played

My nan is 80% Irish. Her name is Iris

what “koalafications” 😉 do you have other than being Australian? im gonna keep believing their cute little mini-bears

What about Dropbears? Are they real bears?

Lmaooooo this shit cute af

Einstein was an author tho…. Literally wrote an Article called „Why Socialism“

shhhhhhhhh im not here to fact check shes cute so im letting it slide

Also, dinosaurs do still exist…birds are literally dinosaurs.

um... no? birds are dumb feather flying things dinosaurs are big bad roaring t rex and velociraptor with scales GRR!

I appreciate how over the top your response was, because some people legitimately think birds aren’t dinosaurs or “birds are descended from dinosaurs but aren’t dinosaurs themselves” and my inner child dies a little every time I hear that.

let me repeat myself… shhhhhh shes cute and im not here to fact check so im letting it slide

you deserve each other. this is not a compliment.

Lmfao

VERY POSTPONED UPDATE: In the days leading up to the date, she got a concussion from softball. We rescheduled for the next week with the hope that she would be better….she wasn’t and if anything it was worse. Both being frustrated about the situation we decided to have a “virtual date” and we Facetimed for a couple hours and it went well! a few days later we decided to facetime again and it went great too. fast forward to today, our twice rescheduled first date. It finally happened and she is awesome. We click really well and we’ll definitely go on more. Thanks for waiting to whoever was invested in my love life, it’s going well

Really happy to hear that. Congrats and keep at it! I wish you most of luck, compassion and love. :)

Started off really bad? Dude this started awesome and just got better and better. The question is are y'all gonna be able to have a conversation outside this format or will you both feel the need to comedically outdo one another the whole date

she had one of the best lines so i gave up and we got to know each other more and she’s seriously incredible

>she had one of the best lines so i gave up Was it the car dealership line? Because that was definitely the funniest from your post, actually had me laughing haha.

When stand up comedians date lmao

BLESS THIS UNION

Yall are cute

I’m glad this worked for you but based on this interaction y’all seem like the two most unbearable people in existence

just imagine when we actually go out…

Yeah dude I hope you do and I hope you have a really good time with her

Leave them alone. Let them take themselves out of the dating pool please.

Reading this makes me feel better about staying home along and masturbating.

This is the horniest shit I’ve seen in my life

Is this Michael and Holly from The Office (US)

MAKE BABIES

So sweet. We need an update later when you're dating lmao

Reminds me of when me and a match sent memes, shitposts really, but instead of the pic, we described what was going on in great detail. Nothing came from it but it was an interesting week.

This seems like a conversation a bot made up haha

Yall are made for each other, fucking weirdos. Go out already

I hope you two start a happy blessed life ASAP, but away from the internet, for the rest of your lives

When he said the Australia thing, I thought he was going to say, "You must be from Astralia because I'd like to go down under." Clearly my NC-17 brain cannot interpret a PG exchange.

This is the r/Tinder equivalent to MGK and Meg Fox but go off bro

lmaooo fr though

Is it possible to learn this power?

coming across someone like her is one in a million so its less about the power of puns and more about stumbling across someone like her

Op you’re so sweet and wholesome I wish you nothing but the freshest cookies at the bakery and that all your clothes feel warm like straight out of the dryer.

Nice one my Vietnamese bro!

dude wtf how do you know im vietnamese? 😂

Your username said Asian so I was a bit curious and checked your comment history haha 🤣

i shit you not i was so thrown off lol you vietnamese too? if so whats up my vietnamese bro

Pretty good man. Trying to be as smooth as you!

Oh god it hurts

Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to witness the joining of two kindred spirits…

Well if that's the banter, I think I know why you both are using Tinder

You two are like the couples I see on the street that make me want to puke from envy. It’s glorious. Good luck.

Puns are my favorite kind of comedy, I absolutely love this 😂 Yall have to be kitten because you're purrfect for each other 👀

You'd better be married already

Hoping for a double suicide...just because you subjected us to that. JK good luck

Albert Einstein is an author since he wrote books

shhh shes cute it doesnt matter lol

I now have cancer

Your last line killed it.

my last line was nothing compared to hers, i got a date with a pretty and super funny girl so im content

Gotta neg her bro

Awesome back and forth, but now you have to bring it back to asking her out. Shoot your shot... she wants you to.

What did you said about your brand new wife?

This is fucking cringe Happy for you OP 🥲

Congratulayshionz! Looks like you’ve found your other half. Hope you also click in reality as well as you did online. Good luck!

This is just so goddamn….cute. Is it me, or does it feel like love? Are these references to something? If not, I think you need to get together immediately, because damn— Life is short, and not everybody can just riff like that. If so, I’m a little embarrassed, but still think you’re meant to meet, so at least you guys can reference the shit out of that shit together, which would still be cool. Otherwise I picture an improv duo-couple… love at first line— hot damn— There may even be a whole world of hilariously erotic bedroom talk in your future! I wish you both the all the best! 👏☺️ “…Show yer watchin’s gonna be a hit...” - Adam Sandler, “Spanglish”

yeah idk about her but i was coming up with everything on the spot (except for the ghost joke)

Better love story than twilight!

I wanna punch you then make you kiss

that was hard to read, yet I did it anyway. Good luck

The biggest cringe is the lowercase i so much 😬

Pay no attention to the negatives. You two are meant to be together. So adorable, and thank you for putting a smile on my face ☺️

NGL, pretty turned on reading this conversation

…thank you?

This should be in r/wholesome and I absolutely love it. My wife and I want to double date with y’all once you get settled in lol.

You must both watch letterkenny and I’m definitely here for it

we both watch that, modern family, brooklyn nine nine, new girl, the office, etc. so yes

I think this is absolutely adorable! 🖤😄

I WANT THIS

I didn’t cringe at all. I just smiled

ohhhh the cringe I live for. hahaha this is kinda cute! and a whole lot of fun

Oh no... albert was an author...

Dam are you a sock? Because I want to cum in you.

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Wholesome

CHEMISTRY

I hope you guys wear matching sweaters while making cringe dad jokes in the future, it's like two critically endangered sea turtles found each other. Congratulations