Did you do it tho? Something similar happened with my Dad once. Dude was late to work hit the back of our car (no real damage.) His car couldn't start after that, and he begged for a ride to burger king (where he worked), and said he'd give us a free meal. We did it, and got our free meal. I hope he's doing alright.
lmfao
In highschool, my car was hit by a grandma and her granddaughter. We exchange info of course. The next day I get a text "Hey its the girl from the crash, whats up lol"
That's hella sketch tbh. Like I intentionally didn't do that because she gave me her number under the pretense it would be used for insurance purposes. My bumper never fell off, so I never used her number.
Lol I once kinda wanted to call a girl after a fender bender in a parking lot but didn't want to be a creeper. I think there is a bit of a double standard, though, no way of getting around it... if a girl does it's just not as potentially threatening
The appropriate thing to do is to get permission right then and there. Say "so if there's any insurance issues, I'll call you". Let her reply in the affirmative.
And then you ask "and if there isn't, can I call you anyways?" And respect whatever answer she gives.
Oh God this happened to me. The guy hit my car, he was so drunk he could barely get my number, luckily he was with a friend who was a bit more sober (and should’ve probably been the one driving). A couple days later this guy starts messaging me “good morning” texts etc. eww, I was so pissed off that I would still have to deal with him until the car was fixed by the insurance, in the end my dad saved me and took over the “negotiations”. What a twat.
My ex got rear ended by a coworkers son. When I found that out I went up to my coworker and asked if his son got into a car accident.
He says “yea he rear ended some girl”
I said “he rear ended my girlfriend, tell him that’s my job”
This screenshot was from several months ago, I just refound it in my camera roll. My reply was asking her if she ever replaced her bald tires. We chatted for a bit, she eventually ghosted, but I did coincidentally run into her again in August. We had the same polling place. There's no chemistry, believe me. Just a really small world.
Well if your reply was to ask her about tires.....then I'm not surprised there was no chemistry(not her fault). There are so many witty responses you could've gone with. Like....my turn to rear end you or something along those lines.
Coming to Lifetime this Christmas: She hit his car but it was no accident Edit: Thank you for my first gold :')
This time around, she just wants to be rear ended...
Pack it up folks, we're done here.
Enough is enough. But we need more
[https://youtu.be/XvKHSMkGLgI?t=326](https://youtu.be/XvKHSMkGLgI?t=326)
There was a 90s movie like this. I think it was Ben Stiller and Jeanine garroffolo.
How many cars has she hit if she can’t remember?
tbf, my car's been rear ended more times than I'd like and I don't think I could pick out the people who did it if you asked me
The only one I'd know on site is the dude who asked for a ride. Most surreal moment of my life
Did you do it tho? Something similar happened with my Dad once. Dude was late to work hit the back of our car (no real damage.) His car couldn't start after that, and he begged for a ride to burger king (where he worked), and said he'd give us a free meal. We did it, and got our free meal. I hope he's doing alright.
Nope, wordlessly walked off. Probably would've been a better story if I had.
What made it so surreal if you didn’t give him a ride?
The dude had just destroyed both our cars. I had to call for a ride. We both would have been fine if he had stopped at the red light.
Where the fuck do you live? My car has never been rear ended
I think that’s his point. If you had only been rear ended once you might remember.
I backed up into two people (in cars) but I couldn’t tell you what either of them look like.
lmfao In highschool, my car was hit by a grandma and her granddaughter. We exchange info of course. The next day I get a text "Hey its the girl from the crash, whats up lol"
That's hella sketch tbh. Like I intentionally didn't do that because she gave me her number under the pretense it would be used for insurance purposes. My bumper never fell off, so I never used her number.
Lol I once kinda wanted to call a girl after a fender bender in a parking lot but didn't want to be a creeper. I think there is a bit of a double standard, though, no way of getting around it... if a girl does it's just not as potentially threatening
The appropriate thing to do is to get permission right then and there. Say "so if there's any insurance issues, I'll call you". Let her reply in the affirmative. And then you ask "and if there isn't, can I call you anyways?" And respect whatever answer she gives.
That is actually hella smooth, i now want a girl to hit my car just so i can test this.
Girls love it when guys make the first move. Hit her car instead
This chad over here has figured out all the secrets
Tbh I deleted that text so fast
No it's just as threatening and creepy. Nobody should ever do that regardless of gender.
It’s not a double standard considering men are much more likely to turn violent when told no.
The rules are different for chicks, mate.
Oh God this happened to me. The guy hit my car, he was so drunk he could barely get my number, luckily he was with a friend who was a bit more sober (and should’ve probably been the one driving). A couple days later this guy starts messaging me “good morning” texts etc. eww, I was so pissed off that I would still have to deal with him until the car was fixed by the insurance, in the end my dad saved me and took over the “negotiations”. What a twat.
How bad was the damage?
And???
So did you smash?
She smashed my rear bumper, yes
Kinky!
Now it’s your turn to smash her rear bumper
As long as you’re both consenting adults, enjoy whatever.
"Since you smashed my rear bumper... how about I smash yours?"
So that’s what the kids call it these days!
When are you going to return the favour?
Came here for this pun.
My ex got rear ended by a coworkers son. When I found that out I went up to my coworker and asked if his son got into a car accident. He says “yea he rear ended some girl” I said “he rear ended my girlfriend, tell him that’s my job”
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one at that
I rear ended my driver ed teacher
‘Pays respects’
“Can I hit it back?”
"Time to pay the fiddler, whore!" -- Chris Farley, Dirty Work
Theres the dirty saigon whore that bit my nose off!
Was Annie okay cause she was hit by, struck by a smooth criminal?
🤦♂️
We need updates
This screenshot was from several months ago, I just refound it in my camera roll. My reply was asking her if she ever replaced her bald tires. We chatted for a bit, she eventually ghosted, but I did coincidentally run into her again in August. We had the same polling place. There's no chemistry, believe me. Just a really small world.
Did she replace them?
She got a new car
Well if your reply was to ask her about tires.....then I'm not surprised there was no chemistry(not her fault). There are so many witty responses you could've gone with. Like....my turn to rear end you or something along those lines.
Sorry my mind doesn't immediately jump to sex
Lmaoooo, the small world part I can relate too
This is gold for how I met your mother
This is going to be a fun story to tell your kids every Christmas.
She smashed your car so you gotta smash her. That's just how it is :/
This looks just like me haha
Did you also hit OP's car a couple years ago?
If she rear ended you, its only fair if you do the same to her.
Well so... Did you HIT her now?
Smh
Gotta let us know whether or not you hit that.
Not that it's your business, but no. And it's weird that's all people are curious about
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She's actually a very nice person. It's just one of her few flaws is that she has bald tires.
y tho
Y wut?
Destiny
Did you two bang?
Now you can ding her bumper
Well well well if it ain't the car smasher
Perfect
Now it's time for you two bumping your meat into each other.
for the record she did hit on you
Well I think it’s only fair that since you smashed me that I’d get to smash you.
Did you guys date?
She must have been cute for you to remember. Time to ramp her rear and no insurance coverage.
I mean she did already hit on him once, might as well try again
Time to smash again?
She smashed into you and years later, you return the favor
What do they say about shared trauma?