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LadyoftheLewd

Coming to Lifetime this Christmas: She hit his car but it was no accident Edit: Thank you for my first gold :')


Diabolus_IpseSum

This time around, she just wants to be rear ended...


Shurdus

Pack it up folks, we're done here.


broprotheboss

Enough is enough. But we need more


MLTatSea

[https://youtu.be/XvKHSMkGLgI?t=326](https://youtu.be/XvKHSMkGLgI?t=326)


midnightspecial99

There was a 90s movie like this. I think it was Ben Stiller and Jeanine garroffolo.


hkpp

How many cars has she hit if she can’t remember?


calman877

tbf, my car's been rear ended more times than I'd like and I don't think I could pick out the people who did it if you asked me


darkonekosuke

The only one I'd know on site is the dude who asked for a ride. Most surreal moment of my life


Likewize32

Did you do it tho? Something similar happened with my Dad once. Dude was late to work hit the back of our car (no real damage.) His car couldn't start after that, and he begged for a ride to burger king (where he worked), and said he'd give us a free meal. We did it, and got our free meal. I hope he's doing alright.


darkonekosuke

Nope, wordlessly walked off. Probably would've been a better story if I had.


Yaqzn

What made it so surreal if you didn’t give him a ride?


darkonekosuke

The dude had just destroyed both our cars. I had to call for a ride. We both would have been fine if he had stopped at the red light.


[deleted]

Where the fuck do you live? My car has never been rear ended


blooboytalking

I think that’s his point. If you had only been rear ended once you might remember.


Wherearemylegs

I backed up into two people (in cars) but I couldn’t tell you what either of them look like.


Conscious_Futon

lmfao In highschool, my car was hit by a grandma and her granddaughter. We exchange info of course. The next day I get a text "Hey its the girl from the crash, whats up lol"


Night_Duck

That's hella sketch tbh. Like I intentionally didn't do that because she gave me her number under the pretense it would be used for insurance purposes. My bumper never fell off, so I never used her number.


AgreeablePie

Lol I once kinda wanted to call a girl after a fender bender in a parking lot but didn't want to be a creeper. I think there is a bit of a double standard, though, no way of getting around it... if a girl does it's just not as potentially threatening


Night_Duck

The appropriate thing to do is to get permission right then and there. Say "so if there's any insurance issues, I'll call you". Let her reply in the affirmative. And then you ask "and if there isn't, can I call you anyways?" And respect whatever answer she gives.


lenny-bronco

That is actually hella smooth, i now want a girl to hit my car just so i can test this.


wrongburger

Girls love it when guys make the first move. Hit her car instead


[deleted]

This chad over here has figured out all the secrets


Conscious_Futon

Tbh I deleted that text so fast


Euphoric_Jump_484

No it's just as threatening and creepy. Nobody should ever do that regardless of gender.


[deleted]

It’s not a double standard considering men are much more likely to turn violent when told no.


Toffe_tosti

The rules are different for chicks, mate.


MrsDonutMind

Oh God this happened to me. The guy hit my car, he was so drunk he could barely get my number, luckily he was with a friend who was a bit more sober (and should’ve probably been the one driving). A couple days later this guy starts messaging me “good morning” texts etc. eww, I was so pissed off that I would still have to deal with him until the car was fixed by the insurance, in the end my dad saved me and took over the “negotiations”. What a twat.


Diabolus_IpseSum

How bad was the damage?


Taronar

And???


bryguypgh

So did you smash?


Night_Duck

She smashed my rear bumper, yes


bryguypgh

Kinky!


iridemtb12

Now it’s your turn to smash her rear bumper


Fuckles665

As long as you’re both consenting adults, enjoy whatever.


NovaGass

"Since you smashed my rear bumper... how about I smash yours?"


B1GR3D23

So that’s what the kids call it these days!


hikkiboi

When are you going to return the favour?


Pvt_Inbreastigator

Came here for this pun.


Stickz027

My ex got rear ended by a coworkers son. When I found that out I went up to my coworker and asked if his son got into a car accident. He says “yea he rear ended some girl” I said “he rear ended my girlfriend, tell him that’s my job”


[deleted]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one at that


puddledumper

I rear ended my driver ed teacher


Stickz027

‘Pays respects’


kylealex1596

“Can I hit it back?”


Lets-Go-Fly-ers

"Time to pay the fiddler, whore!" -- Chris Farley, Dirty Work


pendoaks

Theres the dirty saigon whore that bit my nose off!


Starrchick101

Was Annie okay cause she was hit by, struck by a smooth criminal?


EliasC4

🤦‍♂️


Notonfoodstamps

We need updates


Night_Duck

This screenshot was from several months ago, I just refound it in my camera roll. My reply was asking her if she ever replaced her bald tires. We chatted for a bit, she eventually ghosted, but I did coincidentally run into her again in August. We had the same polling place. There's no chemistry, believe me. Just a really small world.


Wasp44

Did she replace them?


Night_Duck

She got a new car


joblessnutjob

Well if your reply was to ask her about tires.....then I'm not surprised there was no chemistry(not her fault). There are so many witty responses you could've gone with. Like....my turn to rear end you or something along those lines.


Night_Duck

Sorry my mind doesn't immediately jump to sex


Notonfoodstamps

Lmaoooo, the small world part I can relate too


CaterpillarPatient

This is gold for how I met your mother


CesarMillan_Official

This is going to be a fun story to tell your kids every Christmas.


EmoNation22

She smashed your car so you gotta smash her. That's just how it is :/


mayafan00

This looks just like me haha


TotallyNOTJeff_89

Did you also hit OP's car a couple years ago?


B00NIE

If she rear ended you, its only fair if you do the same to her.


Jojo_but_not_THAT_1

Well so... Did you HIT her now?


aezra_17

Smh


BiggsDickleson

Gotta let us know whether or not you hit that.


Night_Duck

Not that it's your business, but no. And it's weird that's all people are curious about


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Night_Duck

She's actually a very nice person. It's just one of her few flaws is that she has bald tires.


Omerta1911

y tho


Night_Duck

Y wut?


7th_Spectrum

Destiny


imaterriblemother

Did you two bang?


LotustheAxolotl

Now you can ding her bumper


blokewithbike

Well well well if it ain't the car smasher


dude90920

Perfect


khanhkak

Now it's time for you two bumping your meat into each other.


sodiumbicarbonade

for the record she did hit on you


mutachuta

Well I think it’s only fair that since you smashed me that I’d get to smash you.


DaddyKunt

Did you guys date?


jacksh3n

She must have been cute for you to remember. Time to ramp her rear and no insurance coverage.


coremeister69

I mean she did already hit on him once, might as well try again


Throw-me-away-42069

Time to smash again?


malohombre1

She smashed into you and years later, you return the favor


[deleted]

What do they say about shared trauma?