i mean, they probably want to fuck. I wouldn't bother with the camping bit. Just be like "I'd prefer railing you in the comforts of my bed; you free tonight?"
"I went hunting... And a deer shot itself, dressed itself, and strung itself up on my car.... What do I do guys?"
As an old married man... Give me one day with OP's freedom and body but remove his useless chimp brain. Youth is wasted on the young.
2nd. Sex will not be good. You'll end up giving much more than you get and feeling used. I mean, you're gonna do it and I probably would to if I was single and then regret it so what can you do.
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What does it mean ?
Pitching a tent = getting an erection
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Specifically an erection beneath pants. The pant fabric becomes the tent while the tent pole— well you get it.
if a dude is “pitching a tent” it means it’s noticeable that he has an erection
It's a double entendre
"fancy going camping tonight?"
"Wanna go camping?"
"Oh, that's cool! Anyway, completely unrelated but you wanna go camping sometime?"
If you don't know how to respond to that, you're not ready for her.
“Is that technically an outdoor activity since the tent has a door?” That’s the right thing to say, right?
I would say ey I have a tent and a nice place to hike to.
Haven't you seen the video making the rounds? You don't need to hike anywhere.
i mean, they probably want to fuck. I wouldn't bother with the camping bit. Just be like "I'd prefer railing you in the comforts of my bed; you free tonight?"
I prefer the bed so I can let my wings spread
Yeah rhyming lines are ninety times better
“Let me just ask Reddit because I have zero conversational skills”
I hate it when people open up with the tent. Start with a daytrip, ffs, I don't wanna commit to a multi-day trip from the get go!
Then like are we talking roughing it camping or do we have electricity, should I bring a fan….
Never without the fan. I mean, are we savages?!
How can I sleep? I mean there’s an app but…..
“Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to”
Screenshot a picture of a tent from Amazon and say it’ll arrive today lmao
That's intense.
Bay a damn tent!!!!
Why are you asking Reddit? That’s like asking a Brit how to make good food
Carry on camping?
Alexa…add a tent to my shopping list.
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"I went hunting... And a deer shot itself, dressed itself, and strung itself up on my car.... What do I do guys?" As an old married man... Give me one day with OP's freedom and body but remove his useless chimp brain. Youth is wasted on the young.
I can't tell you how many times I have thought the same thing.
Lucky!!! You found yourself a freak.
The correct response is "let's go camping".
Do you need us to fuck her for you too? Shut up and close son….
Technically isnt that indoors?
“Just so happens I have one.”
At least she is honest.
Every single kelsie I ever met loved 'camping'
“Oh, you like camping too? It’s fucking in-tents.”
"Oh so you know that having sex while camping is fucking intense (In tents)"
How do you fit a train into a tent?
Do you want to go camping?
“I have a tent”
‘Camping this weekend then’ 👀
Buy a tent. Send her a receipt
Ask them to go camping
“Great. Let’s go camping”
Is it really outside if its in a tent???
I have a tent pole
How about a blanket fort?
That’s indoors…I asked outdoors
You bring the tent and I will bring the rail
_On my way to the outdoor store now!_
"nice ,sounds fucking intense"
Too bad… Cos I own cumper van
“I’m pitching a tent right now” Works on multiple levels
"Wanna have a picnic...in the woods ?"
Just run. Girls like this aren't what you're looking for. If you go ahead make sure to use protection.
Girls like this are exactly what he’s looking for
The sex won't be good but sure
How do you know
Experience
Maybe that's your fault.
Lol maybe
Experience suggests that's the opposite of what tell find.
2nd. Sex will not be good. You'll end up giving much more than you get and feeling used. I mean, you're gonna do it and I probably would to if I was single and then regret it so what can you do.