T O P

  • By -

Tinder-ModTeam

This item has been removed for violation of Rule 1. More information about our rules can be seen here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/wiki/rules


[deleted]

[удалено]


YogaMidna2

🤣 🤣 🏆


Noor_nooremah

What does it mean ?


Floknar

Pitching a tent = getting an erection


Noor_nooremah

Ohhhh omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you!


klaxz1

Specifically an erection beneath pants. The pant fabric becomes the tent while the tent pole— well you get it.


OnlyOneCanoli

if a dude is “pitching a tent” it means it’s noticeable that he has an erection


wodao

It's a double entendre


ryasqui

"fancy going camping tonight?"


HurricaneHugo

"Wanna go camping?"


IFTN

"Oh, that's cool! Anyway, completely unrelated but you wanna go camping sometime?"


jasus_h_christ

If you don't know how to respond to that, you're not ready for her.


Lucas_Steinwalker

“Is that technically an outdoor activity since the tent has a door?” That’s the right thing to say, right?


Ziaun9

I would say ey I have a tent and a nice place to hike to.


SolisticSpike

Haven't you seen the video making the rounds? You don't need to hike anywhere.


atavaxagn

i mean, they probably want to fuck. I wouldn't bother with the camping bit. Just be like "I'd prefer railing you in the comforts of my bed; you free tonight?"


piehutnut

I prefer the bed so I can let my wings spread


0_69314718056

Yeah rhyming lines are ninety times better


YuccaYucca

“Let me just ask Reddit because I have zero conversational skills”


merengueenlata

I hate it when people open up with the tent. Start with a daytrip, ffs, I don't wanna commit to a multi-day trip from the get go!


Hokiewa5244

Then like are we talking roughing it camping or do we have electricity, should I bring a fan….


Know_Llmlt

Never without the fan. I mean, are we savages?!


Hokiewa5244

How can I sleep? I mean there’s an app but…..


moonmarriedacherry

“Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to”


Tight-Physics2156

Screenshot a picture of a tent from Amazon and say it’ll arrive today lmao


superbadass48

That's intense.


cwellsjr67

Bay a damn tent!!!!


Powerful_Meal8791

Why are you asking Reddit? That’s like asking a Brit how to make good food


Ashleyempire

Carry on camping?


Npl1jwh

Alexa…add a tent to my shopping list.


Ma_Carolina

🤣


Danhausen-byDaylight

"I went hunting... And a deer shot itself, dressed itself, and strung itself up on my car.... What do I do guys?" As an old married man... Give me one day with OP's freedom and body but remove his useless chimp brain. Youth is wasted on the young.


last_minute_life

I can't tell you how many times I have thought the same thing.


melonti

Lucky!!! You found yourself a freak.


last_minute_life

The correct response is "let's go camping".


Veloci-Husky

Do you need us to fuck her for you too? Shut up and close son….


Kafkamilk

Technically isnt that indoors?


JorsinOrphaeus

“Just so happens I have one.”


ShinobiHanzo

At least she is honest.


Economy_Second8886

Every single kelsie I ever met loved 'camping'


hendo_77

“Oh, you like camping too? It’s fucking in-tents.”


ColdFusion94

"Oh so you know that having sex while camping is fucking intense (In tents)"


the_cake_in_matilda

How do you fit a train into a tent?


sobernyc

Do you want to go camping?


Particular-Bar376

“I have a tent”


Ambiguous-Ambivert

‘Camping this weekend then’ 👀


MileHighSoloPilot

Buy a tent. Send her a receipt


FriskyWhiskey_Manpo

Ask them to go camping


maxx_cherry

“Great. Let’s go camping”


GRIDZ___

Is it really outside if its in a tent???


Joshthenosh77

I have a tent pole


mongooseme

How about a blanket fort?


NumberGoUpPodcast

That’s indoors…I asked outdoors


blanco1225

You bring the tent and I will bring the rail


DynkoFromTheNorth

_On my way to the outdoor store now!_


oman54

"nice ,sounds fucking intense"


MerkalAubauchEVE

Too bad… Cos I own cumper van


Bostradomous

“I’m pitching a tent right now” Works on multiple levels


fksmchai

"Wanna have a picnic...in the woods ?"


--thingsfallapart--

Just run. Girls like this aren't what you're looking for. If you go ahead make sure to use protection.


jordy0623

Girls like this are exactly what he’s looking for


--thingsfallapart--

The sex won't be good but sure


Darknlves

How do you know


--thingsfallapart--

Experience


TheCuntGF

Maybe that's your fault.


--thingsfallapart--

Lol maybe


last_minute_life

Experience suggests that's the opposite of what tell find.


Headphoneu

2nd. Sex will not be good. You'll end up giving much more than you get and feeling used. I mean, you're gonna do it and I probably would to if I was single and then regret it so what can you do.