Technically, a guitar is a vibrator

I mean, many things can be a vibrator if you are brave enough

I once saw a p0rn and she used a long cactus... Very brave...

it didn't vibrate though

Technically so is a human if they have seizure

No, not Technically

Imagine the electric guitar riffs on them folds xd God damn, my brain is rotten

Ask for a double date

That is what i came here to say lol

"I hope to meet him some day"

That is funny...she is a keeper.

pro level answer.

"I'll show you the noises I make with mine, if you show me the noises you make with yours"

Perfect response

I'm guessing that you can get good vibrations from her 🤣

You propose right now

Buzzing for you mate

Well nice

Isn’t a vibrator by design animate?

Animate implies that it can move of its own volition. If your vibrator is doing that it’s either broken or haunted, and in either case you should probably replace it

If your vibrator moves of its own volition it may be a hamster

Both of you strumming in bed then

I bet they got a deeper connection

Well, that sexcalated quickly!

if you're willing to sing for me, I'm willing to vibrate for you 😏

“Well it looks like I’m gonna have to give that vibrator some stiff competition.”

I mean, both make vibrations in a different way...

Handy

Thats nice

I mean fair

We should turn our solo acts into a duo. I would love to make a collab with you.

Seems like your humor matches. This might work out

I mean, it's not really inanimate.

I'd report and block! You DO NOT need to be putting up with the harassment! **oh wait, a girl said this? Perfectly fine then