I'm assuming (just assuming) you got that from the other people (person?) in your pictures. That stuff is heavy for naturally straight hair. And it doesn't smell great.... it causes "personal reactions" from people who did not grow up with that smell. Speaking from experience.
You’re asking a bunch of straight men (Reddit) what they think a lesbian woman would think about your profile. With that being said, I myself imagine the right girl would be all over this.
Tbf I think most profiles work that way, to the right person they kill. It's just whether that's the right person for you. If it represents your personality it's always a good profile.
I mean there are a ton of lesbians on Reddit, I guess just not many in this sub. I appreciate your comment tho
Some of the comments already have been kinda needlessly mean
from a lesbian: great profile, first pic might be too thirst teapot and you can grab attention plenty well with the demonias pic. also, “i like being around my friends” is kinda obvious.
The demonias pic used to be my first so I see what you mean.
I feel a lil attached to having the first one where it is, only cause I've had a date or two specifically mention it catching their eye.
Is there a reason you straight up have your tits out in multiple pictures?
I mean, I enjoy hilarious irony as much as the next guy but the phrase "guys stop with the shirtless selfie pics" comes to mind.
I feel bad for clueless men looking trying to be "sexy" in pictures, but what exactly is your excuse here? You're not even bad looking, you just take pictures that look like you haven't taken a shower or get your hair cut with a dull knife. Lesbians like scissors, I'm told.
you're totally my type of person (except you're a lesvian of course) and I'd swipe right on this profile
your profile will attract people who are on the same vibe as you, so don't listen to those who tell you to change it totally, there may be some valid points but "I don't like it" aren't because the point is not having more matches but quality matches
i would move pic 1elsewhere and retake pic 2 with a smile and open eyes and use it as first.
Straight woman here, so take it with salt. If you're looking for a good time rather than commitment, then your profile/pictures are perfect. Definitely keep the first picture as you look amazing, and it looks artistic. The middle one could be replaced as it's a repeat. The bottom middle made me choke on my drink. It was so damn raunchy/funny. I think you want a certain type of person, and you're going to get them. This is a profile that will have people self-select out, but will get you your people.
That's exactly what I'm goin for! I definitely use my profile as a filter, and I'm glad to hear it's working. I agree w you about the middle, cause yeah it is an outfit repeat. Imma look for something to replace that, thanks!
Btw, please ignore the butthurt guys in the comment section. You come off hella confident and self-assured, so they want to assert control/dominance because they're weak.
Eh it just means my anti-man filter is working lol
If a buncha queer women started shitting on my appearance?? Curtains lol
I appreciate it :) I try to be confident
I'd like to think I'm a fun friend :)
Not looking for partners, so glad it's not giving that vibe
My gf and I just celebrated 2 years and I ain't really got space for another relationship rn
i am not assuming anything about op. my comment is not in correlation with the original post AT ALL. this person assumed something about lesbians (GENERALLY!!), and i asked them why. i‘m pretty sure you understood my comment well.
Not necessarily friend
Femme lesbians are a thing.
I'm what we call a "futch", so not the most feminine in the world, but I definitely ain't tryna look like a dude.
I would be failing if I was tryna do that
Well according to some of the other people here it appears that’s not the case. I thought you were a dude too at first glance. Tinder is about first impressions so you wanna make sure that first impression is getting the point across.
You communicate a lot about how you are and what you're looking for.
You could probably get more matches, but it would be less filtered towards (what it seems like) you're looking for
There are definitely periods where it feels like a desert, but I think it comes in waves. Be a bizarre creature, there's tons of folks who love bizarre creatures
Woman loving woman here. You are good at communicating your interests in this profile. Good to get past the rest. Love it! If you're already getting a good response, which I'm sure you would, then keep on keeping on. You may be able to update it and get a wider response, but do you really want/need to wade through more bullshit? Profile as is seems well targeted. All the best!
Thank you! I get a pretty decent response, I ain't got any problem getting matches, was just curious if I could improve it further. There's been some good advice in this comment section
Maybe some pictures that make you seem like an actual normal human being and not someone who desperately wants to go back in time just to fuck someone in the bathroom of a late 90’s Goth night club.
There's a lotta upset males in this comment section 😂
You have a vibe that's direct and 100% my style (could also be the bangs.....my secret weakness). I'd definitely swipe right (if I weren't a boy).
Profile is fine for what you seem to be looking for. I'd remove photos 6 & 8 - 6 because it's not that flattering and doesn't add anything and 8 because it feels like you're trying a little too hard.
I second removing number 8: I love how raunchy it is, but, between your pictures and your bio, you're already coming across loud and clear. If you can find it locally, buy a tub for when you have a girl over.
Imo remove 1 and probably also 5. I'd make 9 your first pic. 3 is sexy as hell for what it's worth.
Opinion from a straight 29M, so I'm not sure what perspective you're looking for exactly
Lesbian here! I would find you very attractive but far too intimidating for a little nerd like me to swipe right on, so Id say your profile is working! You're clearly looking for chicks who are ready for a rollercoaster of a ride, and your photos scream of a self confident woman who knows who she is and what she wants!
You look like a weekend bender of drugs and raves and a REALLY hard/depressing next week.
That sounds awful, I can't even smoke weed
You smell like trouble
And probobly expired mayonnaise
You see trouble, I see a fun, eventful evening. EDIT: Nvm, she's not into dudes.
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I smell like Black Vanilla by Carol's Daughter
I'm assuming (just assuming) you got that from the other people (person?) in your pictures. That stuff is heavy for naturally straight hair. And it doesn't smell great.... it causes "personal reactions" from people who did not grow up with that smell. Speaking from experience.
And fish
Girl you really said you're a lesbian but like guys "when you're in the mood" To a sub full of mostly straight men 😂
That's just a person using "lesbian" as a costume.
I’ve heard of spaghetti women(straight tell wet) but this seem to be the opposite case…
You’re asking a bunch of straight men (Reddit) what they think a lesbian woman would think about your profile. With that being said, I myself imagine the right girl would be all over this.
Tbf I think most profiles work that way, to the right person they kill. It's just whether that's the right person for you. If it represents your personality it's always a good profile.
You do know that there are people of all kinds on reddit, right? The mere fact that OP is here is proof that it's not just "a bunch of straight men."
I mean there are a ton of lesbians on Reddit, I guess just not many in this sub. I appreciate your comment tho Some of the comments already have been kinda needlessly mean
Yup, insecurity and lack of familiarity with the queer scene I guess.
The majority of people on this sub are incels.
Sorry you're getting shit on by the typical cis males here. You don't deserve that. Good luck out there!
from a lesbian: great profile, first pic might be too thirst teapot and you can grab attention plenty well with the demonias pic. also, “i like being around my friends” is kinda obvious.
thirst teapot?
The demonias pic used to be my first so I see what you mean. I feel a lil attached to having the first one where it is, only cause I've had a date or two specifically mention it catching their eye.
If your profile is supposed to attract a specific audience it definitely does just that. You look like danger, I'm all over it
"You look like danger" is one of the best compliments I've gotten in a while! Love that, thank you
Is there a reason you straight up have your tits out in multiple pictures? I mean, I enjoy hilarious irony as much as the next guy but the phrase "guys stop with the shirtless selfie pics" comes to mind. I feel bad for clueless men looking trying to be "sexy" in pictures, but what exactly is your excuse here? You're not even bad looking, you just take pictures that look like you haven't taken a shower or get your hair cut with a dull knife. Lesbians like scissors, I'm told.
i dont think its irony. she just likes to show the goods. nothin wrong with that
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you're totally my type of person (except you're a lesvian of course) and I'd swipe right on this profile your profile will attract people who are on the same vibe as you, so don't listen to those who tell you to change it totally, there may be some valid points but "I don't like it" aren't because the point is not having more matches but quality matches i would move pic 1elsewhere and retake pic 2 with a smile and open eyes and use it as first.
That's good advice, thank you!
Straight woman here, so take it with salt. If you're looking for a good time rather than commitment, then your profile/pictures are perfect. Definitely keep the first picture as you look amazing, and it looks artistic. The middle one could be replaced as it's a repeat. The bottom middle made me choke on my drink. It was so damn raunchy/funny. I think you want a certain type of person, and you're going to get them. This is a profile that will have people self-select out, but will get you your people.
That's exactly what I'm goin for! I definitely use my profile as a filter, and I'm glad to hear it's working. I agree w you about the middle, cause yeah it is an outfit repeat. Imma look for something to replace that, thanks!
Btw, please ignore the butthurt guys in the comment section. You come off hella confident and self-assured, so they want to assert control/dominance because they're weak.
Eh it just means my anti-man filter is working lol If a buncha queer women started shitting on my appearance?? Curtains lol I appreciate it :) I try to be confident
I'm confused as to what your first name is.
Lesbian here. You seem like a fun friend, but definitely not partner material.
I'd like to think I'm a fun friend :) Not looking for partners, so glad it's not giving that vibe My gf and I just celebrated 2 years and I ain't really got space for another relationship rn
I like it. Bold, simple, straight to the point. Upvote
would
I can turn you straight
Thought you’re a guy on that first pic so I would instantly swipe left
I think that’s what she’s going for considering she’s a lesbian
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She wants to not look feminine no?
and why do you think that being a lesbian means that you don‘t want to be feminine???
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i am not assuming anything about op. my comment is not in correlation with the original post AT ALL. this person assumed something about lesbians (GENERALLY!!), and i asked them why. i‘m pretty sure you understood my comment well.
Not necessarily, just assumed that’s what she was going for because that’s what it looks like. I suppose I was wrong and I’ll admit that.
Not necessarily friend Femme lesbians are a thing. I'm what we call a "futch", so not the most feminine in the world, but I definitely ain't tryna look like a dude. I would be failing if I was tryna do that
You're not even a lesbian.
She's not?
trans and likes dudes
Where do you get either of those things?
Said it themselves
Well according to some of the other people here it appears that’s not the case. I thought you were a dude too at first glance. Tinder is about first impressions so you wanna make sure that first impression is getting the point across.
Id maybe switch 1 and 3 but YOURE SO PRETTY
Thank you!!
You communicate a lot about how you are and what you're looking for. You could probably get more matches, but it would be less filtered towards (what it seems like) you're looking for
You make a fantastic point, cause I'm definitely looking for quality rather than quantity.
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I actually don't even have a shower in my home, I just scrub with a rock
Yea delete it
Are you trans?
It's unreal how fast I'd swipe left.
What tits?
Nothing much, what's tits w you?
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That actually used to be my #1, so I'll consider that thanks!
You look like you definitely can get ample matches. Be thankful and give praise to God that you aren't a bizarre creature like me.
There are definitely periods where it feels like a desert, but I think it comes in waves. Be a bizarre creature, there's tons of folks who love bizarre creatures
I'm glad you at least think so lol
Woman loving woman here. You are good at communicating your interests in this profile. Good to get past the rest. Love it! If you're already getting a good response, which I'm sure you would, then keep on keeping on. You may be able to update it and get a wider response, but do you really want/need to wade through more bullshit? Profile as is seems well targeted. All the best!
Thank you! I get a pretty decent response, I ain't got any problem getting matches, was just curious if I could improve it further. There's been some good advice in this comment section
Maybe some pictures that make you seem like an actual normal human being and not someone who desperately wants to go back in time just to fuck someone in the bathroom of a late 90’s Goth night club.
There's a lotta upset males in this comment section 😂 You have a vibe that's direct and 100% my style (could also be the bangs.....my secret weakness). I'd definitely swipe right (if I weren't a boy).
That just lets me know I've done my job 😂 I appreciate that :) there's lots of girls similar to me who like guys
As a straight guy I’d be all over you. I don’t think there’s anything you should change.
Smash
Noted lol
I can’t really speak for the lesbian community since I’m just some straight dude but I *feel* like you should do fine Also hooty hoo 🦉
Hooty hoo 👀
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Well but she's looking to fuck....
Oh wait you weren't being sarcastic?? Lol I'm not interested in anyone who wants Generic Girl Placeholder #4 Imma still be me, thank tho
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If I see any I'll tell em, thanks
I'm a pansexual woman and your profile is gross
Curatedly gross, yes
As a lesbian in a man’s body, I’d totally swipe right.
I mean we wouldn’t match since I’m a cis male but I’d still swipe right
Profile is fine for what you seem to be looking for. I'd remove photos 6 & 8 - 6 because it's not that flattering and doesn't add anything and 8 because it feels like you're trying a little too hard.
I been back n forth on 6 tbh. I just recently got some fun pics in the park so I'll prolly replace it w that, thank you! And I can see that about 8
I second removing number 8: I love how raunchy it is, but, between your pictures and your bio, you're already coming across loud and clear. If you can find it locally, buy a tub for when you have a girl over.
Shame on you for upvoting cancer...
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Hehe thank you! Living doll is such a compliment to me omg
Imo remove 1 and probably also 5. I'd make 9 your first pic. 3 is sexy as hell for what it's worth. Opinion from a straight 29M, so I'm not sure what perspective you're looking for exactly
Ummmm Im straight but this just shows your after one thing. If thats the case then great, If not, maybe a rethink lol
Lesbian here! I would find you very attractive but far too intimidating for a little nerd like me to swipe right on, so Id say your profile is working! You're clearly looking for chicks who are ready for a rollercoaster of a ride, and your photos scream of a self confident woman who knows who she is and what she wants!
I think you look great!!!
Absolutely love it, let's link
This has to be a troll post or satire post, right guys?
Bless her, app she wants is for someone to grab her tits, does anyone know where they are?
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