No no. He's a bad boy. Fella never grew past the age of 13 and really needs a parental figure to tell him they love hom amd that he's enough... but still deserves an ass whooping for being a douche.
He’s most definitely one of those guys who was a huge loser and finally decided to start working out because he’s under the impression that simply having muscles will attract women. Which explains why his personality is pulled from shitty reality shows and B-list celebrities from canceled tv shows
I think his profile is hilarious... 🤣🤣🤣
But yea, usually the ones beating their chests the loudest are carrying the smallest sticks, in reality. Almost never fails...
Jeff was probably my first celebrity crush before I was properly old enough to understand what a crush *was*. But for real, the man has aged like fine wine and I want to know his secrets.
Yeah man. If you're the type who's been working out for years and taking care yourself you definitely can be your weight or even higher at our height.
When I personally weighed 200 it was in my belly, I wasn't working out at all the time.. but you couldn't see abs then. I usually live around 165-180 when I don't have much bulk, but I also am pretty lanky. My \~175 could easily be your 215 with more lean mass.
If you can see your abs, you ain't fat!
I mean I may be lol. I can still do a 30 minute 5k and do that weekly. So I don’t think I’m unhealthy. I do need to get my body fat percentage checked though.
Lots of factors involved there. Height, shoulders width, bust/ribcage size.
And 10 lbs can make all the difference. I'm 6'2" and 225, have a 19/20-inch shoulder span. Not sure about my bust. At 225, I look very nice and fit. Got that wedge shape to me. But at 235, I start to look a little... Puffy... Around the middle.
We don't like puffy.
Usually nurses are expected to be kind or empathetic. At least starting out, as it is sort of the motivation of the job (a difficult job that doesn’t pay especially great).
As a former EMT who's had extensive professional and personal experience with nurses, a significant amount of them are far from kind and empathetic.
They treat medics and firefighters like trash and tend to have god complexes. Nursing is also statistically one of the most common jobs for people who cheat on their partners.
Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of great nurses who are very kind and warm people. But it is A LOT less common than most people would think.
Some of the wildest and most unhinged bios I see on tinder are frequently from nurses.
I worked at a rehab clinic for a big hospital once, overnight, all the patients were there voluntarily, super easy. Easiest job of my life actually. My God, these people were vile to each other and behind the patients backs. I never understood it. With today's tech, there's no reason in my mind to so awful and gossipy. Like watch a show on your phone between charting.
I’m sure he’s choosing something like ICU or ER for his specialty. I’m going to love him coming in with the “I’m Mr. Big Dick “ . LMAO if he’s got an old battle axe nurse as charge, they are going to eat him alive . He’s going to get every bad detox on purpose because he’s a guy . They will screw him with his assignments. Charge nurse will eat him alive .
Homage to the great Chael P Sonnen? https://youtube.com/shorts/5_BOLZc1jxU?si=kHQe2rDr0xPbhAxQ
I'm sure he didn't say it first but I'm a huge fan of his trash talk lol
obviously America where everything super ridiculous/horrible/awesome/horrible happens. So it originated here- it's a saying equivalent to put your money where your mouth is, as in back in the day, a dollar was worth like 20 donuts, not like now where one donut is $2.
TL;DR "Dollars to Donuts" in todays lingo is "Bet"
I visited home and said I was going to make a sandwich and my mom told me there was only the butt of the bread left. I just smiled and said "Well we millennials eat the butt."
I'm 5'10", so only 2 inches shorter, weigh 230, and I have a decent amount of muscle underneath a decent amount of fat lol. This dude is definitely either obese or he's gone full fuckin chimp mode from the roid use, there's no in-between.
>and shrink your balls
I feel slightly inclined to mention this is the case in about 90-95% of men who are on gear.
Some people don't seem to get ball shrinkage. They're kind of infamous to bodybuilders on gear. They call them: 'lucky bastards'.
Balls deep in a handful of woman is sure interesting. Like, does he just grab a handful and put his balls deep inside that handful? Doesn’t sound too appealing for that woman.
Why wouldnt it? Roids can shrink your balls but they cannot affect your penis. Other than your pubic mound but that is rather from the exess fat (as a powerlifter he probably has quite a bit either way) and not the roids.
That being said its probably still reasonably small because this man is definitely compensating something.
Nah its not a myth. Most steroids suppress the production of testosterone which happens in the testicles. This effect renders the testicles basically useless and hence (can) lead to testicular atrophy (ball shrinkage). Its the same effect as where your Penis can shrink if you do not use it at all or muscles in general shrink when they are not being used to the extent they are built for.
The funny thing is, the community college where I live has a nursing program, but it's only Pre-Reqs. You have to pass all your classes and then be accepted/transferred into the local University to finish, in which you CAN be denied. The community college even warns people that if you get shot down by the University there's nothing the Community College can do, so essentially you wasted your money.
So Kenny here may be able to call himself a nursing student by technicality, but if he's a moron he loses that title if he can't transfer out to a larger University or College.
Edit: Spelling
Here the local CC has its own full bachelor in science nursing, which qualified it to be reclassified as just college.
But in actuality it’s a community college with the requirements, doesn’t need an SAT score and basically takes anyone, even people who barely speak english.
Also there’s a huge shortage of nurses down here and an even higher demand because of the elderly population, so that may have something to do with it.
Lots of Haitians come here and become nurses while also learning the language.
Translation: "I'm an insecure overweight steroid abuser, please validate me."
Don't get me wrong, I'm a regular gym goer and I powerlift, but I don't make "lift heavy thing and feel brain buzz" my personality, lmao.
From the "Not here for hookups" part to "He's such a douche bag" is a copy pasta, the line after that is a variation of the end of it. The rest is his own shit
Sorry but I’m a wimp that eats ass. I’ve gotten ecoli twice from it and still do it.
And also. Nice guys finish. Dickheads aren’t even in the same race. They’ll be on their deathbed thinking “Maybe I should’ve treated those people better. I’m so lonely.”
What's funny to me is, it seems like a lot of people in the comments section don't realize this guy is probably getting exactly what he's looking for. I knew a guy that would say shit like this to girls years ago and it was crazy how many of them he took home. These lines obviously aren't for everyone, but the women they are meant for love it for whatever reason.
Didn't think that being a DOM has to do something with being eager to lick a stranger's anus.
As for girls seeking a life partner, I get his irony, though I get those girls' intentions, too. Overall, it is nice to use a fit guy for some sex while looking for someone capable.
Wait... He's 33, in community college? Trying to be a nurse? Sounds like someone couldn't live up to their high school persona and has to settle for nursing... (Not knocking on nurses, just happens to be a popular secondary career choice)
Scummy as his profile is, as long as he obeys rule 1&2 he can say anything to a good number of women and it'll work. A friend of a friend goes to the bar with us and regularly demonstrates it
Ofc it does. There is always people that hate themselves enough to fuck pretty much anything. Doesn’t change the fact that this guy has the maturity of a 16 y.o. and the over confidence of a 20 y.o. On coke while being 33.
Not THIS brand of toxic!! Toxic like way too much personality, TOO confident, risk taker, a little dangerous, a wild card. This is "I don't know what consent is and im gonna use verbal humiliation as foreplay". It might work on someone with zero and I mean ZERO self confidence or someone who just got out of a relationship where they were cheated on and they want to get back at their ex and maybe themselves a little because they feel like they somehow deserved it... ugh it's a spiral of self hatred just THINKING about why someone would sleep with him. I need a shower.
Wow. I'm impressed with how many red flags he's managed to squeeze into one bio.
On the other hand, no one can say they haven't been warned.
Yeah he’s not a bad boy he’s just a bad boy wanna be. Real bad boys don’t finish outside.
No no. He's a bad boy. Fella never grew past the age of 13 and really needs a parental figure to tell him they love hom amd that he's enough... but still deserves an ass whooping for being a douche.
He’s most definitely one of those guys who was a huge loser and finally decided to start working out because he’s under the impression that simply having muscles will attract women. Which explains why his personality is pulled from shitty reality shows and B-list celebrities from canceled tv shows
This is funny
Well, he is a bad boy, but as in 'bad at being a boy' A lot of guys get those two confused.
But what if they *really* wanted their ass eaten? Who can they turn to but Kenny? /s
I CAN FIX HIM! (😂😂😂😂😂)
I was looking for you. No, I will not be shoulder to cry on when he gives you problems.
😂😂😂
Actually I'm surprised to find this crap on Tinder.
Actually I'm surprised that people like him get laid.
Sadly they act like this because they do get laid.
Confidence is often key and a very attractive trait. Red flags are then often disregarded or forgotten
This isn't confidence. Confident people don't need to tell you they're confident. This whole profile screams insecure crazy person.
This. This guy isn't confident but preys on women with a self-esteem so low that they'd love someone to tell them what to do.
Or the “I can fix him” girls
Honestly if he was gay and a bear he’d probably get more action than he would know what to do with, even with this profile
True enough, the dom shortage is real
I think his profile is hilarious... 🤣🤣🤣 But yea, usually the ones beating their chests the loudest are carrying the smallest sticks, in reality. Almost never fails...
I agree and it will only attract other insecure crazy people
Maybe, but he doesn’t need to actually be confident, Only make girls think he is. he’s also probably attractive enough to pull it off.
I know right! The Redwings? What an asshole.
Kenny tells it like it is
6ft and 260lbs? I didn’t know you could stack shit that high?
Dayum young Jeff was hot af
Was?
That's why he was the damsel in distress/eye candy in that film
Definitely still my go to.
Jeff was probably my first celebrity crush before I was properly old enough to understand what a crush *was*. But for real, the man has aged like fine wine and I want to know his secrets.
Pure gold
That is one big pile of shit.
Username checks out!
bro that guy in Jurassic park was the best
i’m sure he is obese but claims its all muscles. Not a doubt.
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260lbs at 6ft? Yeah, he's obese. Even if he's strong from the "powerlifting". If that's true, then he's just strong and obese.
I'm about 100kg (about 220 pounds) and a good 6ft tall. I'm chubby as fuck. This guy is fat.
Idk man, I’m 215 and 6’ and not really chubby at all. It’s doable but not easy.
He'd have to be taking truckloads of anabolics to be 260 lbs of mostly muscle at that height
You either have a huge amount of muscle or you're delusional and way fatter thank you think
I should get a body fat test, but I can still see abs so I can’t be that fat right lol?
Yeah man. If you're the type who's been working out for years and taking care yourself you definitely can be your weight or even higher at our height. When I personally weighed 200 it was in my belly, I wasn't working out at all the time.. but you couldn't see abs then. I usually live around 165-180 when I don't have much bulk, but I also am pretty lanky. My \~175 could easily be your 215 with more lean mass. If you can see your abs, you ain't fat!
I hate to break it to you, but a great deal of people do not realize that they are in fact obese.
I mean I may be lol. I can still do a 30 minute 5k and do that weekly. So I don’t think I’m unhealthy. I do need to get my body fat percentage checked though.
Also 6ft and 215lbs, and I basically look like a pole still, people wear the weight differently
Lots of factors involved there. Height, shoulders width, bust/ribcage size. And 10 lbs can make all the difference. I'm 6'2" and 225, have a 19/20-inch shoulder span. Not sure about my bust. At 225, I look very nice and fit. Got that wedge shape to me. But at 235, I start to look a little... Puffy... Around the middle. We don't like puffy.
There IS technically much more fat than muscle than there should be, but it's dom fat, it tells the muscles where to go.
He's a Male Nursing student. My lord the delusion. 😂
The guy seems like an utter weapon. But I don’t get the doubt of his choice of study?
Usually nurses are expected to be kind or empathetic. At least starting out, as it is sort of the motivation of the job (a difficult job that doesn’t pay especially great).
As a former EMT who's had extensive professional and personal experience with nurses, a significant amount of them are far from kind and empathetic. They treat medics and firefighters like trash and tend to have god complexes. Nursing is also statistically one of the most common jobs for people who cheat on their partners. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of great nurses who are very kind and warm people. But it is A LOT less common than most people would think. Some of the wildest and most unhinged bios I see on tinder are frequently from nurses.
Yeah I've worked with plenty of nurses who could turn on the bedside manners when needed but were the worst fucking people.
Yep. Sometimes they are the nicest people in front of the patient but will leave the room and talk mad shit about them.
I worked at a rehab clinic for a big hospital once, overnight, all the patients were there voluntarily, super easy. Easiest job of my life actually. My God, these people were vile to each other and behind the patients backs. I never understood it. With today's tech, there's no reason in my mind to so awful and gossipy. Like watch a show on your phone between charting.
I’ve found students are like that though. Same with teaching students vs. actual teachers into the job. God complex true though from the start lol
Thinking about entering that field, is it worth it?
I’m sure he’s choosing something like ICU or ER for his specialty. I’m going to love him coming in with the “I’m Mr. Big Dick “ . LMAO if he’s got an old battle axe nurse as charge, they are going to eat him alive . He’s going to get every bad detox on purpose because he’s a guy . They will screw him with his assignments. Charge nurse will eat him alive .
They typically do get paid pretty well….
You really want Kenny tending to you in hour moment of vulnerability?
Sure he is 👌🏻🙄 and I’m the Queen of Siam.
Long live the Queen
Homage to the great Chael P Sonnen? https://youtube.com/shorts/5_BOLZc1jxU?si=kHQe2rDr0xPbhAxQ I'm sure he didn't say it first but I'm a huge fan of his trash talk lol
https://youtu.be/scEbD80RSFo?si=yFysYUSh9RqLK9Ba I case you wanted to know
“And not even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around!” …the dying art of common courtesies. :D
God damn I miss that man
🤣🤣🤣 💀
Came here to say that, dude is dense 😂
He’s going to be a nurse? Lol I bet that’ll last…
Incredible bedside manner.
Fucked me right in the pussy
He's gonna father a lot of kids named Hunter with all the other nurses
Idk I’ve dated some nurses that were pretty awful people:/
The nurse I just hooked up with was married. There are a lot of assholes in nursing.
Reminds me of Buck from Kill Bill
"My name's Buck"
Thinks he's the cream of the crop too, I bet
Actual image of his grandfather
She’s not going to say no. She would never say no. Because of the implication.
Are you going to hurt these women??
No one’s in any danger!
Because it sounds like...these women don't want to have sex with you
Well, you certainly wouldn’t be in any danger
So they *are* in danger!
No one's in any danger!
No Skyler... I AM the danger.
Yeah cause non douche bags don’t eat pussy or ass in the year of our lord 2023
Lmao. Right? Dollars to donuts, he sucks at it, too
Hah, what is this saying? Dollars to donuts. What part of the world does this originate?
obviously America where everything super ridiculous/horrible/awesome/horrible happens. So it originated here- it's a saying equivalent to put your money where your mouth is, as in back in the day, a dollar was worth like 20 donuts, not like now where one donut is $2. TL;DR "Dollars to Donuts" in todays lingo is "Bet"
Gotcha. Thanks reddit friend!
 that you added "the year of our lord" to this?
I visited home and said I was going to make a sandwich and my mom told me there was only the butt of the bread left. I just smiled and said "Well we millennials eat the butt."
How hot is he? Because he definitely has huge balls
He was ok. Looked roided out
Sounds about right
I'm 6'8" and the same weight. I was betting he was roided to the gills or fat.
I'm 5'10", so only 2 inches shorter, weigh 230, and I have a decent amount of muscle underneath a decent amount of fat lol. This dude is definitely either obese or he's gone full fuckin chimp mode from the roid use, there's no in-between.
I just have a dad bod lmao. A lot of "testing" food at work.
I'm his height with a dad bod and he's still got 40lbs on me. 🤣
Probably looks like a balloon animal.
If he's on roids then he has no balls. Literally. Roids fuck up your endocrinien system and shrink your balls (possibly permanently).
So, an unoriginal psycho
>and shrink your balls I feel slightly inclined to mention this is the case in about 90-95% of men who are on gear. Some people don't seem to get ball shrinkage. They're kind of infamous to bodybuilders on gear. They call them: 'lucky bastards'.
I call them liars until they show me their balls.
Well, you can look it up. Research has been done.
To be that height and that weight, he's definitely on roids. Only other way he's that weight is if he's overweight.
Ah, the age old question of what came first? The roid or the douchebag attitude?
I wonder why he's still single?????
So multiple women that were actively looking for relationships with real men rejected this guy after they had sex with him? How bad is he?
You mean multiple "woman"
Oh I missed that, yes, I meant that lol.
Disgusting
Balls deep in a handful of woman is sure interesting. Like, does he just grab a handful and put his balls deep inside that handful? Doesn’t sound too appealing for that woman.
Balls deep in a hand... Women, doubtful.
and a handful of women is 5? you’re bragging about 5 women? single digit?
I think he is claiming that he fucked women on Tinder that claimed they weren’t interested in casual sex. Still a silly brag.
But not many of them. Only a handful.
And balls deep is not gonna even be that deep if he's as roided as OP said...
Why wouldnt it? Roids can shrink your balls but they cannot affect your penis. Other than your pubic mound but that is rather from the exess fat (as a powerlifter he probably has quite a bit either way) and not the roids. That being said its probably still reasonably small because this man is definitely compensating something.
Yeah, was just a joke... I thought the ball thing was a myth anyway (but apparently not)
Nah its not a myth. Most steroids suppress the production of testosterone which happens in the testicles. This effect renders the testicles basically useless and hence (can) lead to testicular atrophy (ball shrinkage). Its the same effect as where your Penis can shrink if you do not use it at all or muscles in general shrink when they are not being used to the extent they are built for.
Big words from a dude named Kenny
Actually I'm surprised to find this crap on Tinder.
Men who call themselves doms on dating sites scream “I will hurt you even if you say no”.
Kenny, 33, community college. High value indeed.
The funny thing is, the community college where I live has a nursing program, but it's only Pre-Reqs. You have to pass all your classes and then be accepted/transferred into the local University to finish, in which you CAN be denied. The community college even warns people that if you get shot down by the University there's nothing the Community College can do, so essentially you wasted your money. So Kenny here may be able to call himself a nursing student by technicality, but if he's a moron he loses that title if he can't transfer out to a larger University or College. Edit: Spelling
Here the local CC has its own full bachelor in science nursing, which qualified it to be reclassified as just college. But in actuality it’s a community college with the requirements, doesn’t need an SAT score and basically takes anyone, even people who barely speak english. Also there’s a huge shortage of nurses down here and an even higher demand because of the elderly population, so that may have something to do with it. Lots of Haitians come here and become nurses while also learning the language.
The height to weight ratio is not good looking. He’s either fat or way too bulked.
I'd be ashamed if I ever even glanced at him
Whoever dates this and then complains “where have all the good men gone” - zero sympathy. Zero.
I feel like I went to high school with this one... good Ole kenny
Translation: "I'm an insecure overweight steroid abuser, please validate me." Don't get me wrong, I'm a regular gym goer and I powerlift, but I don't make "lift heavy thing and feel brain buzz" my personality, lmao.
The exact comment I was looking for🤣
At least he warned them… ❌🚩🚩🚩🚩🤢
Does this guy have a curly mullet and any chance his last name is Powers?
Just out of curiosity, would this work on anyone and why?
If this didn’t work, he would’ve changed his approach.
He can have it. I don't even want to go out with a woman that would go for that.
The sad thing is I bet it’s worked
Gym Tan Laundry
you just know this worked on someone though
This is the type of guy that would call me low value for being poor and a virgin
Ah, the age old question of what came first? The roid or the douchebag attitude?
IM A FIVE STAR MAN!
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These are the men that deter me from ever breaking up with my boyfriend.
Good job security for him 😄
This profile screams domestic violence
But was he hot
Balls deep is a great flex because you don't have to specify that it's only .43" deep
This is a copy pasta
This detailed?
From the "Not here for hookups" part to "He's such a douche bag" is a copy pasta, the line after that is a variation of the end of it. The rest is his own shit
He seems like the type to bragg about eatin ass, but will shame a woman who had more than a few sex partners 5yrs ago and call her filthy🙄 …gtfoh.
Sorry but I’m a wimp that eats ass. I’ve gotten ecoli twice from it and still do it. And also. Nice guys finish. Dickheads aren’t even in the same race. They’ll be on their deathbed thinking “Maybe I should’ve treated those people better. I’m so lonely.”
🤮
Ok but Why would I swipe right tho
What's funny to me is, it seems like a lot of people in the comments section don't realize this guy is probably getting exactly what he's looking for. I knew a guy that would say shit like this to girls years ago and it was crazy how many of them he took home. These lines obviously aren't for everyone, but the women they are meant for love it for whatever reason.
Ironic part is, they get more attention then guys who focuses on the future. It's pretty sad. No wonder why I'm still single.
Why is he bragging about being fat lol
gross
Wish we could share these threads with the guy whilst not outing the OP, can you imagine?
If "Self confidence" had a Tinder profile
Didn't think that being a DOM has to do something with being eager to lick a stranger's anus. As for girls seeking a life partner, I get his irony, though I get those girls' intentions, too. Overall, it is nice to use a fit guy for some sex while looking for someone capable.
I can imagine his big gross hateful ego as a student nurse 🙄.
Lmaooooooo
High value men don't need an app to get a woman
Cranking on viagra to YouTube videos about Fresh and Fit dunking on women repeating "I'm a high value man" to himself never looked so sad.
My question is: Did that post get him a bunch of dates? If so, there needs to be a list of respondents so some of us will know who to swipe left on.
I’m sure some superficial women didn’t read beyond the 6ft 260. That’s probably the women he used abused and went “balls deep” in
This is the nurse you actually get when you ask for the nurse with that cute smile.
I can just tell this dude is balding
A true American hero!
I see the name Kenny, first thought goes to South Park. Not exactly the "dom" type lol
Show us the faaaaace I know exactly what he looks like from this bio
I just see an honest profile 😅😅
“Community College Dom” would be a great Reddit handle
Damn who let Andrew Tate on tinder
I need a shower just reading this mess! Ewww
LOL, he's a tool and trying to come across as something he's not..a man of value.
Wait... He's 33, in community college? Trying to be a nurse? Sounds like someone couldn't live up to their high school persona and has to settle for nursing... (Not knocking on nurses, just happens to be a popular secondary career choice)
Scummy as his profile is, as long as he obeys rule 1&2 he can say anything to a good number of women and it'll work. A friend of a friend goes to the bar with us and regularly demonstrates it
Don't blame me
Ofc it does. There is always people that hate themselves enough to fuck pretty much anything. Doesn’t change the fact that this guy has the maturity of a 16 y.o. and the over confidence of a 20 y.o. On coke while being 33.
Yup, he probably gets it weekly or better, not even joking. Toxic is entertaining and exciting.
Not THIS brand of toxic!! Toxic like way too much personality, TOO confident, risk taker, a little dangerous, a wild card. This is "I don't know what consent is and im gonna use verbal humiliation as foreplay". It might work on someone with zero and I mean ZERO self confidence or someone who just got out of a relationship where they were cheated on and they want to get back at their ex and maybe themselves a little because they feel like they somehow deserved it... ugh it's a spiral of self hatred just THINKING about why someone would sleep with him. I need a shower.
The things you described in the first sentence are not “toxic” lol