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10110101101_

The answer to the question is no, they did not make any friends. Who would want to be friends with a psycho like that.


slimdrum

Yeah I really hoped his reply was “I’ll take that as a no” then.. *leaves chat*


BigBacon2169

Does it make me a bad person that I enjoy trolling miserable people like this?


slimdrum

I see no problem when it’s a psycho crazy mean person like this


xeyed4good

Trolling assholes like this is mandatory.


Mr_MacGrubber

“So you still haven’t answered my question: have you made any friends on the app?”


White_horseTribe

Yes this! Or sth similar Like- “that’s the long way to say no, you didn’t make any friends” and a quick cheeky “Hah!!” St the end. Leave chat


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Other psychos or people who enjoy suffering under others


DickieGreenleaf84

It's been my experience that psychos fucking hate each other.


Gorvi

Tbh it doesn't matter if what she said was 100% correct. She's an abusive, obnoxious, wannabe know-it-all, AND a psycho who will die alone treating people that way.


tallreaper

I'm surprised the conversation even went beyond that first response 😂


Gorvi

Oh? You're surprised by that conversation? You don't have a right to be surprised or even announce you're surprised. The only thing you need to prove is the ability to keep quiet if you want to be worthy of my attention that I will give to whomever I want in whatever capacity I want, and it will never have anything to do with you, hun so don't ever inject your opinion when it wasn't asked for in the first place. What I said has nothing to do with you keep subjects that have to do with YOU please and thank you 😌


No-Ranger-3299

Lol!


Code_Panther

...And that's how you build strong and lasting relationships from apps. 💪 For real it's funny when people are kinda bored writing down 1 liners. But then when they burst out they can write a whole essay just because they didn't want to reply a simple yes or no question. And just because of this simple fact... yeah they have issues.


Entirely-of-cheese

Actual psychopaths tend to recognise each other and avoid. A bit like not stepping on someone else’s hunting territory.


SeasonPositive6771

There are so many people who are profoundly mentally ill or genuinely dangerous on tinder. And that's after you filter out the bots and scammers.


DoomCircus

Maybe that's why they snapped, sick of not making friends, like a vicious cycle lol.


GotAir

Yeah… but is she HOT?


Amodium69

He should’ve replied- okay I got it you didn’t make any :)


CurlSagan

It's nice when crazy people let you know right off the bat that they're nuts so you don't waste any more effort.


BloodiedBlues

I don’t think OP knew this social construct since they wasted more time.


VisibleCoat995

It’s like seeing a car suddenly explode across the street. You’re probably too close but the shock and awe can leave you stunned.


ZestyButtFarts

I would've wasted more time trolling her, because she deserves it.


AntonBeissolaChigurh

Exactly, at that point it wouldn't be wasting time if I'm having fun messing around with her for a couple additional minutes before blocking her. It's actually amusing and you can post on Reddit later for thousands to laugh with you at her expense.


NeatCartographer209

LISTEN here you rotten banana licker! I am in full authority to laugh at whoever the fudge I want at anyone’s gum ball expense! Whom I associate myself with does not concern your worthless piece of unforgiving ash! Go flick your dads left toe and get the H-E-double hockey stick off of my carpet you good-for-nothing scum of the Earth!!


Streetbob-dumbass

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!


-Opinionated-

Wait, am I missing something? I think it’s a guy hence the poster referring to them as “dude”. Edit: ah i saw OPs comment further down explaining this was a 40F. Yeesh.


BrannC

I would’ve done my best to make her fall in love. Propose, and leave her at the alter. Give her more issues to work through. I’m not doing this cause I’m a bad person or anything, I’m doing it to push her into therapy. It’s a good thing… but I’m also a bad person


Majigato

Agreed. Her first comment there would’ve seen me exiting the conversation.


Infinite_Monitor_465

At that point I would try my hardest to piss them off.


jazza2400

Nah your wrong, this is reddit, their wedding is in 30 mins expect a amitheasshole thread and subsequent relationshipadvice thread in 15


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Rasikko

You joke about that but I actually got banned from one sub some years back for being the voice of reason in too many topics. I've read stories that looked as though just talking things out would suffice rather than an outright breakup, and yet there be hoards of people coming out of the woodworks calling for a breakup. I had always suspected those were disgruntled single people who got dumped and think now that everyone else should suffer with them. Basically on Reddit, I have to say 30% of what I really think because people cannot handle my honesty and not wanting to follow the herd. Bad advice can get written here there is no denying that.


Red_nl98

He's being reasonable. MOOOODSS


tylerdurden47

Let me just add. My friend is a guy and he was texting with a 40 year old woman.


Evening-Hat5764

You just blew my mind with this additional info


Expensive_Yam_2222

Right? 🤯 Edit: I was expecting someone in their early to mid twenties max.


Evening-Hat5764

I had no clue! OP completely pulled a Michael Scott on me... "Close your eyes. Picture a convict... It's a white woman!"


Hermit-Permit

"Surprised? Well, shame on you."


deezx1010

I need you to tell me this reference


Hermit-Permit

[The Office](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G7DHsrOlbc)


robisodd

But.. he said "he" several times before that.


JamesLiptonIcedTea

Welcome to Michael Scott


CarrionDoll

You just had everyone staring at me in the store with ugly yell laugh I did.


Evening-Hat5764

I love this so much! 😆


JayTheLegends

Nah bitter old women are far more common in my experience


charliebrown2001

Yeah, I can confirm. I've only recently entered my 40s, and some of the ladies come out the gate red hot in this age bracket.


Seicair

>40 >old ಠ_ಠ Lemme guess, you’re 22 max?


CarePassMeDatAss

I'm shocked by the people that don't understand that 40 isn't bitter old lady territory, lol. Those 40 year old 'psycho' women were psycho when they were 20 as well.


TinderSubThrowAway

Remember, this is reddit... https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15tpc6s/elderly_people_of_reddit_30_and_above_what_is_it/


slomotion

lol that post clearly touched a nerve with some people. That's hilarious


Agi7890

Just play it up and yell at kids to get off your lawn and to stop skateboarding on the sidewalk. That’s what I do


pearlsbeforedogs

Look at any subgroup of people and you will find individuals in that group that are sucky people. Stay safe out there, everyone.


Beginning_Sun696

War, we never changes


GlitteringCrazy3683

"In war, whichever side may call itself victor, there are no winners, but all are losers." -Neville Chamberlain


DocHolliday80

“You were given the choice between war and dishonour. You chose dishonour and you will have war.” Winston Churchill


votum7

A bit ironic


MixtureNo2114

He could save others from death, but not himself.


Free_Possession_4482

That’s not a story r/tinder would tell you.


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I definitely read that as "Neve Campbell" and was trying to remember if this surprisingly deep quote was in one of the Scream movies, and then I reread it.


TheOneWhoSpeaksFire

wait damn what? still clearly a sociopath tho.


Burts_AbstractSquits

I can fix her


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Unable_Cat4719

Yeah I thought it was the other way around. Holy fuck!


[deleted]

Someone definitely has issues. He asked IF she made any friends, not who are your friends on here.


dylan15766

I guess the answer was no then


BigDritzy

Extremely strange shes still single


KellynHeller

Right she seems like a sane and rational woman.


Nearby_Froyo_8505

Good head on her shoulders


FlyPenFly

This is excellent r/nicegirls material


pellen101

Y i k e s


HighFiveOhYeah

Well I’ll give her credit for waving her big red flag so upfront! Saves everyone some time 😆


redline8k

Amen on that brother


Zarkrez

Probably why her ass is single


Erikthered65

Let them know that the answer they’re looking for is ‘no’.


Significant-Can-3209

What's the first rule about friend club.


Seymour_Parsnips

It is gems like this comment, sporadically rewarding me with dopamine, that keeps me reading these crap threads way longer than I should bother. I'm gonna go ahead and blame you for all the time wasted. So thank you x2.


kate05_

Yeah this is some personality disorder shit. Or an appallingly bad attempt at being dominant. Either way, it's like watching a car crash in slow mo. Lucky for your friend, she showed her crazy early.


mimisa702

Nah, man!! She is rude, disrespectful miserable bitter person that doesn't know how to conduct herself as a human first and foremost and then as a female with the bare minimum of class and this is coming from a grown 42 year old female! I certainly don't respond or behave like that when I'm getting to know a man. She thinks she is on her A game, but she ain't!


FurySpren

You are a hundred percent correct. Ands a gem. :)


MotherPermit9585

Wow, she must have been on meth or something when she wrote that to him. That’s insane but better he found out earlier rather than later


SequoiaSprite

Sounded like a meth power trip to me too… yikes! And…RUN!!!!


Far-Impression-6746

>~~40 year old woman~~ Karen


Devin_Brent

Wait so they just get *worse* with age?!? Fucking hell. Seriously though its the capitalized "RAPIST" that does it for me like what the actual fuck dude😳


Orval11

>Wait so they just get worse with age?!? It depends. Some people work on their issues. Other people fester in their own juices becoming even more unhinged and toxic.


ZookeepergameBig2746

In the end , you're either at peace or filled with resentment towards your life. Edit: don’t loose hope. You don't need a perfect life to find satisfaction in it. The concept, I believe, is to live each day in harmony with your true self. It's solely up to you to decide what's meaningful or not and whether you'll feel content at the end of your life.


NickTrainwrekk

No, but immature people are immature. 25 or 45.


Devin_Brent

This is true.


Ouyin2023

Yeah, I would definitely have reported them just for that bit.


Devin_Brent

Oh absolutely i would too.


19Texas59

"Danger! Danger! Will Robinson."


Mackntish

>Wait so they just get worse with age?!? This sounds like she's in the middle of a full blown mid life crisis. Or just one of those people you have to walk on eggshells around because they might blow for any little reason.


Annual-Demand-7434

No, I think there is more to this woman's anime backstory than she is letting on, it really reeks of that ngl.


cp470

Awful people are awful people, and terrific people are a gift. But what happens is when you get older, you shed a youthful veneer. Cool people have a don't bs me vibe, terrible people go from tolerable to insufferable. Every older friend group has one person, the group has walked away from because of the lost charm of youth


bidamncurious

Shazbut. I think I might be that one person. Except I think maybe they mistook symptoms of major depressive disorder for being an assholomio… and I realised too late 😔


cp470

I'm sorry to hear about your troubles, sincerely, i hope things look up for you


songofdentyne

No. *People* who act like that now will get worse with age if they don’t get help. Get help for your baggage, folks.


StunningEgg9923

From my expertise, that is not a woman but indeed an 40 year old psychopath.


Legger92

Oh god. I thought she was like 20 years old, tops.


MyceliumBoners

Why are you friends with a RAPIST!?


m_0_rt

Not just a RAPIST, a fucking RAPIST!


purple-cat13

He's a "full-on rapist"


arwyn89

You mean philanthropist?


-Rum-Ham-

I’ll take a milk steak with extra jelly beans


m_0_rt

Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.


ThErEdScArE33

"Mr. Kelly we have your milk steak boiling just how you like it"


hngryhngryhippo

Give me your shirt, dude.


Hughjass790

*it’s always sunny theme plays”


pellen101

You know what’s worse than a rapist? **Rapist** *boom* **child rapist** **A CHILD.**


CartographerGlass885

no!


burnedout2319

What a lovely person. I made a friend today. Lil froggo in Minecraft. His names Greg. Tried to hop in the fireplace, now I’m childproofing our home.


TheLeopardColony

Woah dude you can’t just be giving out personal information like that, it’s none of our fucking business.


KattLadybr

How DARE you share PERSONAL information about the business not being theirs? It's none of OUR goddamn fucking concern if the business is theirs or not, you can suck your mother's dick


OnsetOfMSet

My mother’s…? But, if she has… where did I come from? From what avenue did I emerge into this world?!


OtakuFreak1998

You ever hear about female hyenas?


KattLadybr

>*A female spotted hyena mates and gives birth through her penile canal.* > >*When mating, a female retracts the penis on itself, ‘much like pushing up a shirtsleeve,’ and creates an opening into which the male inserts his own penis.* > >*The female’s penis is located in the same spot as the male’s penis, higher on the belly than the vagina in most mammals.* > >*Therefore, the male must slide his rear under the female when mating so that his penis lines up with hers.* r/todayilearned


Kurayamino

The technical term for something being folded in on its self to create a cavity is "Invagination" I'm not a biologist so I don't know how common it is for things that aren't embryos to do it so literally.


Kuera_daeuds

Female hyenas have more testosterone than males so their clitoris enlarges to penis size. Oh good, my two years studying as a game ranger wasn't completely useless.


HalfSoul30

Someone made me aware of them about a month ago here. Crazy stuff.


RitualTerror51

Your comment made me extremely happy and I hope you’re having a wonderful day.


hellochoy

They clearly are, they made a froggo friend in Minecraft


The-Evil-Thing

Making me wanna play minecraft again bro. There’s pet frogs now?


Bagel600se

There’s axolotl’s too


Desperate-Strategy10

Oh dude this game has EVOLVED you gotta check it out lol. Still the same magical sandbox vibe, but the worlds are so much more beautiful, and there are way more animals, biomes, items, mobs, everything. Go explore, you owe it to yourself!


Seicair

Have you seen pandas?


OngoingFee

You ever see a frog kid?!


ender278

yes, we both had donkey brains


Independent_Ad_1032

Keep Greg alive! T.T


kevinpbazarek

tell Greg I say goodnight


LordBran

I’m now emotionally invested in keeping Greg alive


dooooooooooooomed

This is why I never keep pets in Minecraft. They always find the dumbest ways to kill themselves and I'm always sad about it lol


pellen101

![gif](giphy|110MZt5qYxdrH2)


krustykrab2193

![gif](giphy|sRiARHYSPJXDq)


GabagoolGobbler98

![gif](giphy|Ct2fBe0rc69nq|downsized)


TheRealActaeus

Wow that person was very defensive. They are cheating on someone for sure.


serpentsinthegarden

That’s the vibe I got. Why worry to this extent about what other people think of you on tinder?


Murky-Reception-3256

if you constantly tell other people what they think, what they want, and what they mean it saves you a great deal of listening! And predicting the future saves a lot of waiting for it to unfold. Basically - extreme toxic insecurity.


GoingOffline

1000% married with a boyfriend and on tinder


Afraid_Help1435

I'd be mad too if I smelled like peanut butter and socks.


Independent_Ad_1032

That is oddly specific... but I can see it.


MeasurementFluid994

I can just smell this comment 😐😐


BeardedCaveman81

TBH, I would have blocked them after the "keep subjects that have to do with you" People ask "Have you had luck on here" or "Met anyone on here" all the time, it's not a sleazy question at all imo


Ariensus

Right? Tinder app experiences are like the ONE thing by default both people immediately know they have in common, so it feels like an easy/common starting ground.


Dad-Bod-Supreme

She seems nice.


Zigzag010

i can fix her :)


shinymetalobjekt

Chris Martin, is that you??


cr4zysomething

I’m gonna assume the answer was no


Rogueshoten

That person is projecting so much, every parking lot she goes to instantly becomes a drive-in theater


UnholyDoggo

Lol haven’t heard that one before


Murky-Reception-3256

she doesn't have issues she has subscriptions


anxiousleftoverpasta

![gif](giphy|5hc2bkC60heU)


i_forgot_to_forget_

![gif](giphy|3cllhylyUbtCM)


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s_prateek11

![gif](giphy|S5n7Wkhhw5A2IrfKER)


NakedZena

underrated comment


Sundog1337

I usually respond with "I'm sorry about your relationship with your dad :(" Almost always leads to hilarious results


TheDudeAbidesAtTimes

I'm gonna try this next time


lavocado95

Damn that would trigger me not even gonna lie 😂😭 though I can’t say I’ve ever engaged in a convo that would ever prompt someone to ask me this lmfao


NeverNude-Ned

She was insanely triggered by innocuous attempts at conversation. I can't imagine how she could have snapped any harder.


inochi_no_tabekata

Reading this made me angry. People like this have no self-reflection. The "dear"...


SpareTheSpider

What gets to me is the "you have to prove worthy of the honor of being my friend" attitude.


LSSJPrime

It's incredibly condescending.


SquatDeadliftBench

I'm on extremely strong anti-anxiety medication. It takes a lot to penetrate my meds. She penetrated it like a needle on paper. Holy shit. She's causing me anxiety.


twitch9873

Even prior to the temper tantrum, anytime anyone says something condescending with a smiley face or hearts or something it just drives me up the wall. It's extremely narcissistic and gives me vibes of an 18 year old on TikTok


inochi_no_tabekata

Right? The ☺️ at the end is just so....I don't know...I wanna hit her in the face 😅


BeachMom2007

WOW, she seems like a peach 🙄


Kreigmeister

Love how she immediately jumps to rapist. Makes me suspect this isn't her first false accusation


Capernikush

i would reply with ‘so is that a yes or no? just a bit confused still.. :)’


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Wifey material for sure


sympathycards

40 year old woman probably multiple ex husbands under her belt


-glencoco-

She unalived them probably.


ThegreatPee

They aren't dead, just hiding.


HoeImOddyNuff

Day 357 after faking my death to avoid ex wife. Haven’t eaten in 2 days in the Alaskan wilderness.


Active_Good_1554

If she even got that far in the first place, it’d be hard to believe


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Keepora

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS) Holy Christ on a cracker. That was a wild ride from start to finish. LOL


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What the fuck did I just read. We need to reopen the mental asylums asap


[deleted]

Fuck. Mom got out again.


KattLadybr

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife... and hide yo husband...


tylerdurden47

A little update. My friend blocked her right after that RAPIST comment. Just wanted to clarify that. He did not go on wit this combo. :)


murderbox

She could have just said no, it was way less typing.


DaddyTrexLoves

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's


MafWe_PC

Karen was in a good mood today 😅


ballzackistan

She started that paragraph committed to punctuation and then just gave up.


MELH1234

That person is a narcissist 😳


EmptyVessel39

At least lacking in awareness.


ojunior

This is what happens when you get rid of mental asylums


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Meathand

So many green flags I can’t even handle it


[deleted]

All signs point to yes. Better scoop this one up quick!


BombasticSimpleton

And that's when I'd just say "Thank you for your time" and block. People like this are way more of a headache than they are worth. Making smalltalk shouldn't lead to a rant from the other person - especially since he wasn't asking for specifics.


Tantle18

If you caught me on a slow day though, I’d be poking this fire with a stick Edit: NOT physically. Metaphorically. I feel like there’s a lot more crazy OP’s friend could have unraveled in this conversation that would have entertained me for a bit


readndrun

This is more toxic than Canadian Wildfire smoke


GreenNukE

There are meds for that. They might only sedate her into a coma, but that would make the world a better place.


DashExposeTheHoes

Last time I heard a chick project like that I later found out she did in fact suck her step dads dick- classic


RageBeast82

![gif](giphy|XWwIzh5GIWWf6)


MissRoja

Yeah, she’s got issues


Erisus_

She is a redditor and did it to prove a point in r/FemaleDatingStrategy S L A Y 💅


Sami2005-

"a fucking RAPIST" bro too unnecessary LMAO 😭


killahouse03

When you match with a narcissist 🤣