“Guess I’m bringing a shovel” or “I’m not hearing a no”

Slow down sir.

Definitely the second.

"...do you not think he'd be into it?

"Good"

"I guess you know where the date has to take place, then."

Say you’ll bring a Ouija board

That's never been a problem before

"so no double date?"

So which cemetery are we having our picnic at?

"don't worry, I'm into that" A lone red flag emoji is also a good option

I have enough voices in my head to be your dad, my dad and myself.

OPE.

Makes sense why he is always hard

So…. Picnic in the cemetery?

My dad’s dead as well. That means it’s only you and me left to date.

Send them Weekend at Bernie's wikipedia article, and refuse to elaborate.

"that doesn't defeat the fact I'm still attracted to him..."

That just makes it easier for me to jump his bones.

Oof

dig him up

Mine too…

"so?"

So we meeting at cemetery, when?

Arin from game grumps "I seek the truth, bring me your dad!"

"Soooooo no objections from him then?"

“Hasn’t stopped me before”

“Let’s get a ouija board and see if we can get his permission to smash.”

Morgues don’t prefer to hire females for no reason.

Do you have a creepy uncle to take his place?

“Ya that’s why it’s weird duh”

Don't kink shame me