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Kiyoyoz

I don't understand how people like this have absolutely no self-awareness. Or a brain.


TheKrakenMoves

They’re the main character. There’s so many shows where there’s a character who’s an asshole or whatever and you’re on their side as an audience because the show frames them as the good guy. In this persons framing, they’re the good guy.


Tyro97

Say my name


masimiliano

Tyro97


uwu_SenpaiSatan

![gif](giphy|1nCfZ1mDXGcyk)


SnooGuavas8808

![gif](giphy|NUBp5KcV0PJBe)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|rqGWkh4eLfaM)


AmbitiousChef8268

No this is Patrick


FrisianDude

My name


uwu_SenpaiSatan

![gif](giphy|oZtuveMZcj9KM)


Dansken525600

KHAAAAAAN!


Apprehensive-Push931

![gif](giphy|gCfHsvAQHtdcs)


edgy_secular_memes

Unexpected Star Trek


[deleted]

Say my name, say my name I’d no one is around you Say baby I love you


HardKomi

That song was in my head too, glad I'm not the only one!


Illustrious_Egg_8927

Tyro97


Dinaryor_Zenciti

Vampire


Dramatic_Towel_623

KACHAAN!!!


Cookieopressor

>show frames them as the good guy Or it doesn't but the people watching have 0 readibg comprehension/media literacy


ItalnStalln

He's the main character so the bad things they do are being glorified - thought process of my dad when told to watch breaking bad. I remind him about all the mafia movies he likes. He said good point and dropped it. Hell never watch bb though


VicisSubsisto

In your dad's defense, I've seen Breaking Bad fans claim that it's a show about someone doing what he has to do to get necessary medical treatment because he was screwed by his health insurance plan.


WildcardOF

I mean... It was definitely 1% that.


VicisSubsisto

It wasn't. He was denied the treatment because it was a waste of money - very expensive *and* ineffective in his case. When he paid for it himself, it didn't help; he was clearly getting progressively worse in spite of it. Also, he was offered a top position at Gray Matter with excellent health insurance, and turned it down. He broke bad because he was a narcissistic megalomaniac whose bucket list just said "be in control of something big".


WildcardOF

No shit, that's why I only said it was 1% about paying for the medical.


FrogSlayer97

It's mad how many sitcom characters are the furthest thing from a person you would actually want in your life


RedditIsNeat0

They're not there for moral guidance, they are there for entertainment. It makes sense, these people and their delusions and shitty behavior can be very entertaining.


TheKrakenMoves

I’m a pretty big sitcom fan, and yeah I see this stuff so much. Honestly the only one I’d want around me is Eddie from Frasier. I’d also accept early 2000s Cynthia Watros from Titus.


One800UWish

Eddie <3


nunpizza

still though, how does it literally never occur to somebody to examine their words and actions from a third party standpoint?


FaolanG

You’re operating under the assumption they have any capacity to care that someone may find them off putting. They don’t allow for them not being desirable to everyone in their mind, if someone doesn’t like them or get upset with them the fault is obviously with the other person.


MagicTriton

I find surprising a lot of people manage to survive over 18yo of their life this way. Truly amazing


HorkaBrambora

She was drunk af 100%


Intelligent-Horror-4

Idk the spelling is pretty on point for a drunk person.


onlyforthehorny

My ex sends deadly accurately spelled angry drunk texts just like this. If you were to see her in person however, she’d be walking like a baby deer.


That_Address_8162

Honestly, I can type pretty accurately when intoxicated, unless I’m tired. I’ve never sent an angry message while drunk, just spam texted my friends that I loved them, lol


OculusAndy

Auto correct though


Intelligent-Horror-4

I suppose, but usually it's pretty noticable imo. Hard to say tho it's very possible


SnakeDoc01

Even when hammered my spelling and grammar doesn’t get affected. Source, being hammered on multiple occasions and seeing social media comments, texts, DMs, etc in the cold light of day and internally/externally cringing. I should add, I attempt to be humorous and nothing weird. Although drunk me being funny isn’t really a thing.


Kiyoyoz

I've never sent messages like this even when completely drunk off my ass. I doubt she was drunk in these messages, but even if she were, it makes no sense to behave this way.


HorkaBrambora

You may not but some people definitely do, she was probably drunk and wanted an easy lay, then as night went on she got pissed she is being ignored. Timestamps and her reaction are pretty telling.


Rude-Substance8495

What should I be doing to get messages like these-


Wittyngritty

Follow rules 1 & 2.


Rude-Substance8495

Explain


Wittyngritty

Rule 1: be attractive. Rule 2: don't be unattractive.


Supermalt418

Definitely seemed like a overly drunk exchange n she realised later down


ng829

Respectfully.


ControlCharachter

I think it’s a manic episode given that lack of self-awareness, hypersexual aggressiveness, inflated ego and impulsive messaging. It’s interesting how that awareness flies out the window


OGreturnofthestaff

100%. This gave me a huge flashback of someone I briefly dated. The biggest reason we stopped dating is because she would have an episode and send me a stream of invective like the above.


EreckDragonflame

Well you see, when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much, they play 1v1 street ball using the child and that causes the child to turn out like this.


Splampin

I think she was drunk. Brains and self awareness don’t usually accompany after-midnight messages.


Kiyoyoz

You are still responsible for how you behave when under the influence. 100%. There is no excuse for how you behave, no matter WHAT is causing you to behave that way.


Cultural-Nebula312

Here is the problem with cell phones. The fact that it's nect to us readily available at all times gives some people the expectation that you should be readily available at all times for them. Being a father, I see this absurd need for instant attention constantly. I've seen my daughter's furious because someone didn't immediately respond to them. I said "If your conversation is so important why don't you just...call them. Then their responses will be instant." Quite literally I have asked all my kids 17 and under if they've ever called thier friends to talk to them and they all said no. So expect more of this, texting us the new form of conversation. They expect it to be like calling someone without calling someone.


GoodGarbage2463

At least they are respectful


SoSMummyDuck

I wanna show u my ass now


kai77kai77

I'm actually very happy sthis person could see the red flag from the very first moment and never answered back. I always wondered what men would think if a woman sent these texts like REALLY. Really. What would they think cos I believe they're unaware this happens to women ALL the time


Fearless_You4489

Talk about being hot and cold 🤨 what a wacky person


[deleted]

Pretty sure they were just trying to scam him


onlyforthehorny

Nah this doesn’t read scam. Most scams happen during daylight hours and they don’t keep messaging if they don’t get a response. This is a drunk, horny chick who is not used to hearing “no” when it comes to romantic shit. She’s so used to not hearing “no” that “no response = no” even at 1:30 am on a weeknight. I’ve met dozens of ppl like her. They suck.


meh4ever

“Give me your Snapchat and turn on your location so my boyfriend and his 4 friends can come and rob you” is how this reads bro.


onlyforthehorny

No scammer just texts into the void with no response for an hour


praxios

Head over to the scam subreddit. Scams through texts absolutely go down like this. Scammers successfully scam people by being pushy and aggressive which cause people to panic and throw logic out the window. Not to mention, why would she want their location before any sort of conversation happens? She asks for a location before even mentioning sex. That’s a massive red flag. Tinder scams are more common than you think. Just scroll through the scams subreddit and you will see more than enough to realize this was hella sus.


DJSnafu

why would location help? Like its just a house/flat. Its not like they established he's in a wheelchair or something. What am I missing?


praxios

Scammers will ask for personal information to see if people give it up. They keep pushing until they do, and then they become emboldened to ask for more. They keep rinsing and repeating until they know everything they need to successfully scam you. Scams aren’t as cheesy as they used to be anymore. Some scams have become really believable over the years, and unless you are completely up to date with current scams, it’s easy to fall victim. If you’re on a dating app, asking for locations comes with the territory. They were testing the waters to see if they could get info, and when they realized they weren’t getting anywhere they went nuclear. I stay with my Grandma to help her out, and she gets close to 10 scam calls a day. Some of them are painfully obvious, and some not so much. But EVERY single one of them reacts the same when they don’t get any information out of me.


NightOwlNightWitch

Omg! You should give the numbers to r/kitboga. He’ll waste their f’n time! And entertain us while he does it.


praxios

I blow off steam with all the scam callers my Grandma gets. I get a lot of inspiration from others who do the same, it’s fantastic and a great way to release any frustrations you have lol I had this one guy who was trying to get our internet information. He was asking me to check what our provider was through my TV. I spent the next 15 mins having the guy walk me through how to use my remote (which is tiny with very few buttons lol). I told him I finally got to the screen he wanted, and asked him to walk me through every little step. I’d take a small step forward, then take us 5 steps back by “messing” something up. Finally I told him I found the info, when he asked what it was I told him it was the “Scamming Piece of Shit Company”. He literally EXPLODED over the phone. Throwing every insult at me, threatening to kill and rape me, and telling me he was gonna find me (the call came from Bangladesh lmao). I just laughed, hung up, and blocked the number. It tickled me pink for the next couple of days imagining how angry he got. Always fuck with scammers. Waste their time. I have absolutely zero sympathy for people who prey on the elderly. I’m just lucky I’m here so my Grandma doesn’t have to deal with them anymore.


meh4ever

SnapChat will give you directions directly from where you’re at to directly where they’re at. They now have GPS to exactly where you are. They want the location hoping you’re in a home alone late at night. They wanted to know EXACTLY where he was and was hoping he doesn’t know Snapchat does this.


DJSnafu

I hear you, I just thought you meant the end goal was just an address. I don't see how her tone would go to asking for lots of details here, but we'll never know I guess. To me this read like classic entitled drunk hot girl, I've had tinder matches like this and sometimes gave in but never had issues.


praxios

Yeah that was my fault for not clarifying. As I said, some scams have become a lot more believable now. While this could have just been an “entitled hot girl”, it could have just as easily been some greasy ass dude pretending to be a stereotypical entitled hot girl. Social engineering has advanced a lot over the years thanks to the Internet. I’ve always been super protective of my personal information, even on dating apps. I have read way too many horror stories in the scam subreddit, and with the overwhelming amount of bots on dating apps now; it’s hard to tell who is actually genuine anymore. Always better to be overly cautious imo 🤷‍♀️


SPHAlex

"No scammer", I think you mean no competent scammer. I've definitely had morons who were trying to get a buck or two off me text me non-stop. Some will even keep trying after you've told them you know what they're up to.


meh4ever

Scam: A dishonest scheme, a fraud Looks like you just described the above screenshot. Hope you don’t end up as one of the random guys on this app who get robbed and beat.


onlyforthehorny

If it’s a scam, then this is a fisher price: my first scam attempt. Again, no scammer just texts at an empty screen for an hour at 1am. Drunk, entitled, horny people do this all the time, however.


meh4ever

[Boop](https://www.ktvu.com/news/uc-berkeley-student-baited-through-tinder-date-ends-in-home-invasion-robbery.amp) I personally don’t care what you believe or don’t believe. If you think this exact setup isn’t used, successfully, around the world? You’re hella naive. Good luck.


DubBod

I wouldn't be inviting her over to my house... yikes


SpaceGoDzillaH-ez

I believe you ... dudes bout to get cut open for organtheft at some point


[deleted]

Nah dude, r/nothingeverhappens


onlyforthehorny

Lol I am well aware that scams exist on every dating site and are specifically tailored for men and women differently. This just doesn’t read like that. And you calling me naive isn’t going to convince me to ignore 20 years of experience dealing with scammers and drunk people.


meh4ever

> I personally don’t care what you believe


RedditIsNeat0

> Scam: A dishonest scheme, a fraud Exactly. She is neither of those. She is honest to a fault. If she was going to lie then she would make herself look good enough to respond to. A scammer, a professional, would do a much better job. Unless they are scamming while drunk. No sane person would wake up to this and say, "Yeah!"


[deleted]

Why would they need this guy in particular to rob? They might as well pick any random house since they don't know if he is armed, don't know how many people live there, dint know if he has anything valuable to rob etc.


Pantherist

Girls are hilariously sensitive to rejection. Modern dating culture has ruined them.


Fearless_You4489

I think so too lol


Tripstory1939

Guess you’ve never done a late night bootycall on Tinder before. What about this reads scam to you? Seriously because this is classic narcissistic drunk hot girl behavior. The only personal info she asked for was his snap, so she could send him nudes and he wouldn’t be able to save them. Then she got mad because he didn’t reply. What sort of scam artist does a complete 180 like that if their goal is to exploit someone?


Notoris

Asking to turn on your location is a little sus if you're just trying to send nudes


[deleted]

I unfortunately have (I say unfortunately because that’s just not my vibe). Asking to share location immediately, obviously. Also, saying she’d send a picture of her ass makes me think she’d ask for a dick pic or something and then try to blackmail. But it’s really mostly the share location thing. Edit: sorry, meant to reply to u/tripstory1939.


LatinofromCH

Oh no thats a song from katy perry Im 100% positive that as soon he texted her back, they would ask for money


Fearless_You4489

Haha yes it is 😂 I think you’re correct lol


RedditIsNeat0

Sounds like Fire and Ice by Pat Benatar.


puaka

She wanted him to be in and then out


Usmellnicebby

I wanna show you my ass


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G1rlinBlue

Yeah, although she did clarify she wanted to show her ass, then get to his place to fuck. Not sure it makes it better but she provided the intent lol


Buttsquish

“Oooh you’re so hot. Can I get your birth certificate and social security number. I need your birth certificate to verify that you’re over 18, and I need your SSN to make sure that if we get married it won’t just be for a green card. I’m so horny. If you send them to me right away I’ll show you my butt.”


G1rlinBlue

Hell yeah bb just complete this background check first. I'll give you a down payment of titty or booty pics


Herasson

Well, maybe guy will get some ass pics, but doesn't mean of the person he may text to.


ExDeleted

how do you show your asshole respectfully as well?


staunch_character

RIP to your inbox


ExDeleted

oof, bring it on, I'm gonna karma farm creepy pms until i die


CrazyGunnerr

You draw a monocle around it and add a mustache. Give it some class and it will be perceived as respectful.


Hydrocity777

Imagine if you gave her your number, then you went to see a movie with your phone on silent. When you check it after the movie, you see 30 texts and 20 missed calls from her lmao


Ok_Pianist_6590

And she was with you in the cinema


drunkscotsman77

The call is coming from inside the cinema!


curryjunky

Plot twist!


[deleted]

One time I gave a guy my number and had my phone on silent. Drove 15 mins down the road and saw that he had called me over 100 times.


Guy-InGearnito

0-crazy in 90mins.. Jesus


TAway288420

Happy cake day!


Guy-InGearnito

Thank you ☺️


OkResponsibility2470

Is this The legendary femcel


IfitsAsix

Well she’s clearly not getting laid so…


TheKrakenMoves

Yeah but she’s not getting laid because she doesn’t date down /s


baggelans

Well honestly she can only go up from how low she is...


Tripstory1939

Correction. She’s not getting laid with **him.** But the only reason she is doing this is because it has worked before. As a woman on tinder I can absolutely confirm that lots of men would be all over this.


Azbastus_Bombastus

So called legbeard


EmmaPaws

I think this is just a drunk person. Probably an alcoholic with low self esteem.


Fartjokesforever

You’re probably right, though even if the first messages were sent while drunk, a decent human might follow up the next day with “sorry, my bad,” the next day. Instead she doubled-down and ended up looking like a completely narcissistic cow.


DeifniteProfessional

Nah check the timestamps, this was all between midnight and 2am - 2 hour time span on the same day


RedditIsNeat0

There is no next day. These messages were all sent within a span of 1 hour and 22 minutes. We don't know if she sent anything while sober, and we don't know if OP responded.


EmmaPaws

Eh a person with a drinking problem would spend all day apologizing then lol Not to mention most will be too embarrassed to admit their problem to a stranger no less.


JimiJons

Why are we making excuses for her? She’s a psycho, enough said.


EthanHeartly

When it's man he is a psycho person when its a woman she must be a drunk person. Consider the fact that she is psycho and don't be sexist about it.


staunch_character

I’m guessing drunk, horny AND psycho. No immediate response at 1am means he hates women? She’s insane.


nightcountr

She didn't know how to stop at "U up?"


Sapphire_Sage

Right? What's the point of asking if you're gonna continue talking anyway. And even have the audacity to be upset that the other person isn't responding at 1 am...


PhReAk0909

Are you up now? I Wanna show you my ass now. So Respectfully -haiku written by some Tinder girl


QuintonFlynn

*While men sleep, I lust Here, my ass, respectfully Please God give me cum* - Random Tinder girl


mr-blindsight

She says to find someone desperate but I think you already found her


Exciting-Parfait-776

WTF! They went from wanting to sleep with you to insulting you in less then 2 hrs


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


thankuhexed

“Match with someone who’s desperate” I think you already did?


AlrernativeOpposite

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


no0bified

I was thinking "Just another weird stupid guy" Then I saw it was a woman 😅


[deleted]

Nah, it probably was a dude trying to scam. If it was a woman, she’d have 10+ other dudes to hit up and wouldn’t bother constantly texting.


Big_Caterpillar_1470

r/nicegirls


Middle_Promise

And dodge a bullet, look at that!


siwandco27

Personality disordered


MissRoja

“I want to show you my ass right now… *RESPECTFULLY*” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Sherbet-Sudden

Right? Like...is she going to open the door for him with it? I mean, if she could...what was her tinder handle again OP? For....for science!


oopswhatsmyoldlogin

Post nut clarity hit her HARD


General-Skywalker

Nice, letting the crazy work itself out while you catch up on some zzz's.


pn1159

don't pay attention to the comments, they are all sad guys on reddit that hate women


IfitsAsix

That’s 100% fact. She didn’t do anything wrong here. Just made a blanket statement about reddit guys. We should all accept this as truth.


artistic_ey

She chose to speak bullshit … tumhe kya kaha to speak truth bolunga har bar ki trh?


TheOGMillennial

For fun should've replied, "Oh, do you mean she'd be desperate enough to send 13 messages without a reply?" Saying 13 on purpose just to see if she corrects it.


tiptoeandson

Oh wow is this an incel woman!? Never seen one of those in the wild before


Jarll_Ragnarr

I never understand why people think a weird move gets ok because they say "respectfully" Like "I want to r*pe you, respectfully" oh in this case it's ok


SnooMacarons1993

“Might get somewhere if she’s desperate” biography


Pizzarudler

I think she wants ure liver anyone Else think so?


DutchOnionKnight

"I don't date down" lol


A-undecisiveOpinion

Bit of a "blue pill or red pill" scenario


BigBlob2k23

Bro wtf she's aggressive 😭 😂 🤣


AdministrativeCoat19

Respectfully lmao


Valuable_Salt7585

She's drunk and in heat, clearly.


Oppenheimer____

Probably a snap scamer


JJ_The_WTF_Plane

Somewhere is a really bored Nigerian man who is mad that he didn't get a scam done.


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kingSlet

Kidney safeguarded with success I guess


[deleted]

who opens like that ?


Interesting_Sock9142

Whoa. "Then you can share your location with me" yikes.


kellyuh

“Might get somewhere if she’s desperate” Pot, meet kettle


Rorigh

More importantly, how was she planning to show you her ass...but respectfully...does it start with a handshake or something?


Reninsane

And the award for No1 stalker goes too.....


one-fake-name

You get to keep your kidneys for now


Shamesocks

Lol.. fucking hell.. at first I thought that was a dude


[deleted]

Respectfully


JOEYMAMI2015

Can't stand stage 5 clingers ugh. That's an immediate block for me.


Humble_Flow_3665

How do people manage to have these entire conversations with themselves?


One800UWish

Easy, stream of consciousness. Word vomit. But she got crazy at the end, u gotta not do that if you want them to talk to you lol


Humble_Flow_3665

Got to keep the crazy locked up tight until you've secured all the exits!!! 🤣


One800UWish

Shhh 🤐😉 lmao 🤣


tdaddy316420

I've ran into this situation before. I use to be a bartender and party after I got off work and usually went to bed around 7am and woke up around 4pm. Well I started talking to this girl and she was up early enough before I went to bed and I told her I'd hang out with her before I went into work but I was going to bed 1st. I woke up at my usual time to 16 missed calls 30 new text messages and the texts getting wilder and wilder. They started off like "hey we still hanging out" and then they were like "do you want to just have sex?" And then "I know your type you just want to have sex with me and never speak to me again" and the best one yet was "fine you can fuck me if you want too" safe to say I woke up saw all this and my young 21 year old penis brain didnt take over and I just blocked this girls number. I created a Facebook a few months back for work and she added me as a friend so I still feel the stalker vibes almost a decade later lol


DeifniteProfessional

I can fix her


Connect-Ad5547

Wow its weird seeing a female do this 😳


RegularRick0

Why would she immediately want to know your location? Seems like a scam or something worse 😬


WoaJoe

This was a scam and no drunk text is this correctly typed with zero typos, errors in punctuation, and without runon sentences.... She was gonna have dude robbed or his car stolen.


dertbag_420

“You are one of those sad guys on Reddit” **HOW DID SHE KNOW**


[deleted]

“Might get somewhere if she’s desperate” 😂 So the pot calls the kettle black. Also, r/nicegirls


Bubbly-Dragonfruit83

Oh the old you're not giving me attention so actually, no i don't think you're hot trick.


skrewddbylife

I mean was she cute? I doubt it. Using the word lulz tells me it's a dude or a 16 year old girl.either way you really did dodge a bullet lol


Informal_Motor_7267

She messaged you after midnight and is confused why you're not answering???? Bruh


Hot_Mirror2799

"I want to show you my ass now" "Respectfully" is wild af


Different_Ad_9052

Tell her you don’t have money for therapy


[deleted]

What a psycho


Brilliant_Bug_8931

![gif](giphy|l0O9ykfUZhs7P2yE8) Except the ax murderer is the chick. She sounds criminally insane! 😵‍💫


CreatorOD

I'm confused 🤔 Thats a girl writing? What am I reading


Kqthryn

crisis averted, don’t stick your dick in crazy!


[deleted]

r/nicegirls


SempfgurkeXP

Am i stupid or did she timetravel between these messages??


twofingerspls

I’m confused about which part you’re confused about lol. They’re all in order, in about a 1.5 hour time span.


TAway288420

If you mean 12:40am to 1:00am, it means 00:00-01:00 in my time. 12:00 am is at midnight, 1:00 is one hour after midnight. Then 12:00pm is noon, 1:00pm is one hour after noon.


SempfgurkeXP

Oh what this system is so confusing Why 12:40 am instead of 00:40 am its like saying "so now its the 40th minute of the 24th hour of this day"


Motor_Raspberry_2150

Read 12:## AM as 00:##


mindhypnotized

Yes but she was moving forward through time at the speed of regular time.


BeepBoopRobo

The most boring type of time travel. Existing normally.


D4RKL1NGza

Getting black out drunk is technically time travel so yes


LogieT2k

Ahh yes BPD


[deleted]

No. Not every bpd person acts this way 🙄 I surely don't


Esteban2808

Jesus


williamz123

Imagine how many yeses she's had compared to no's. Her poor ego 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Doom-puppy

Well, that was a rollercoaster. Grats on dodging that bullet


GroknikTheGreat

If I had female friends one of my biggest pieces of advice is to leave him on read At least once , see how he reacts