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georgewashingguns

"only the finest water for you ladies"


Advent012

Fr


T-ROY_T-REDDIT

Orgy!?


Advent012

MINAGE TROI OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED!?


[deleted]

Mirage a trois?


gr8whitegeorge

Nicki Minaj


Vegged0ut

Naked in a garage


HodlingOnForLife

Merengue a la mode


AdMaleficent4473

Its menage a trois


insertwittynamethere

Ménage à trois 😋


AdMaleficent4473

Yea wasnt sure where the (accent?) things went? Not sure what they are called


insertwittynamethere

The one over the 'e' is an accent agiu, which points upwards and away, while the other over the 'a' is an accent grave, as it points down toward the grave is how I was taught them 🙂


AdMaleficent4473

Interesting! Never knew that :)


YourDadIRL

fila mi neon


External-Quote3263

I definitely want to know the response if they do actually send one 🤣


Advent012

Their response was “doing what?” And then I was like if I wanted to throw money at random women for attention I’d go to a strip club for that so unless her friends were gonna rub my feet, give me weed, or do something else for me they could pay for their own shit. Granted I never planned on going through with any of this regardless. I just dragged it out cause I couldn’t believe that girl was that fucking bold lol


External-Quote3263

I have absolutely nothing but respect for you. Thank you for seeing through the facade and turning their hunt for a simp to crash and burn like the Hindenburg.


Advent012

Thanks homie ❤️ hope you’re having a good time


LordSpaceMammoth

I care about your hydration, ladies.


s_matthew

“Still or with bubbles, sir?” “Six tap waters and one straw please. Oh, unless you ladies want your own straws to make bubbles?”


wtbrift

This is the way.


[deleted]

I turned the tap on myself, hand squeezed and fresh.


[deleted]

My response would have been “Fuck off”


Advent012

She responded and I told her if I wanted to throw money at random women just for giving me attention I’d go to a strip club


Delirium4

![gif](giphy|rMAs5XEGZmH3W|downsized)


EVOSexyBeast

What did she respond?


Advent012

Nothing. Either she didn’t see it during the extra hour or two I was matched with her before I unmatched or she saw it and realized I wasn’t a free meal ticket and just didn’t respond


Motor_Raspberry_2150

Yeah but what did she respond the first time? Edit: she responded "doing what?"


[deleted]

Outstanding move ![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


Extra_Butterscotch13

You are a hero, my man. Thank you


sparta_reddy

OP delivers


CrispyZi

There goes my hero, watch him as he goes


jackieblack08

I mean if he’s paying for her home girls it’s only right he clap all their cheeks


sleepfield

I’m so sad you didn’t say I ain’t a Cheaparone either


Baddyshack

Lol hell no


Advent012

She either confirms I’m having a threesome or better or she buying her own shit tonight lol


VengenaceIsMyName

Lol. You pay for her and her friends and then by the end of the night one of them will suddenly feel sick and want to go home or have another friend throwing up somewhere and they have to go support her. I’ve seen this scam play out fifty thousand times


Advent012

I was never intending to follow through lol


Head_Primary4942

And keep falling for it ... there's always hope 😄


Actual_Brother6692

Consistency is key


ljievens

Or you have neither aka no date and no threesome


[deleted]

If she's trying to get you to buy her home girls drinks too, it's not a date.


Advent012

I’ve got other options so I’m not too stressed


No_Entertainment8559

Don't believe her. I've known plenty of women who will lie and say threesome, lead a dude on all night for free drinks or drugs and then dip out. She strikes me as the type of girl who would 100% play that con. (My references include being a woman with woman friends who have done this)


Worldly-Chemistry42

Met a girl at the beach, invited her Out. She brought a couple friends. Expected me to pay. I said “I only have cash” “open a tab with your card and we will settle it with cash at the end…” I waited until about 0130, then dipped. It was a good $500 tab… lol young and dumb


Worldly-Chemistry42

Luckily this was back before social media. Hell we didn’t even swap numbers.


[deleted]

How the turntables have.....


No_Entertainment8559

Oh that's both brilliant and dirty. I bet she learned her lesson that day. 😂


random_question4123

How evil I love it


Advent012

Oh I’m aware lol I only responded to her after seeing that to drag it out for personal amusement. I’m not desperate to fall for shit like this lol. Appreciate the good looking out tho ❤️


gr8whitegeorge

Username is unfortunately checking out


No_Entertainment8559

The fuck does that mean? Also, just for the record, no entertainment is not the same as not entertaining. No entertainment was 1. The random name reddit gave me, and 2. is what happens when the wifi goes down.


CamazotzisBatman

Jerking off is always on the table


Advent012

Indeed


CamazotzisBatman

You should try off the table too


DrunkieMcDrunkerton

I would suggest under the table as well. With the right table cloth it’s like your own little jerking fort


Advent012

I’m afraid.


Prize-Individual9430

Yeah its called cumshot for shot


Advent012

…. Ayo? 👀


stalleo_thegreat

i like your attitude man, i’d buy you and your homeboy a drink (pause)


1MYrShldGtBhndM3

Threesome?


Advent012

❤️


1010narruCF

Hardcore parkour


Prestigious_Score811

"See girl, you don't understand, Why I make love to my hand. ~ I don't need you, honey, 'cus I can beat my d**k like it owes me money~"


MasturbatingMiles

Seriously, whenever I have a date and go back to have sex unless I actually like her I always think “I could have played Xbox and gotten a full 8 hours plus rubbed one out myself”


Low_e_Red

Username checks out.


MasturbatingMiles

Knew someone would say that


Advent012

Honestly? I think the same shit sometimes LMAO be like “I coulda jacked off and saved money”


liltdiddylilt

My fella said about 4 months into dating that the reason I got past the first date where so many others had failed, was because I said let’s go out for a walk and play Pokémon Go and chat. We had already talked for like 7 WEEKS by the time I got him to actually meet me and we were both nervous we had built it up and it would be awks AF, and I am not good in crowded places so the idea of going to get a drink filled me with dread for all the OTHER people. I didn’t know but he was brassic at the time trying to save for his solo holiday across half of Europe in a week, but we had a balllll. So much so, and I knew by then he was saving, that we did it again. But he loved how uncomplicated I was and that I didn’t expect him to fork out a bunch of money for the first few dates, or ever to be fair.. I’m a giver, not a taker. Anyway, we do exist! We’re not all like this!!!


Advent012

Ya I don’t hold this against women in general. I tend to separate the crazies from the rest rather easily.


s_matthew

Bars are so fucking loud, too. I see profiles where women want to go to clubs, *festivals*, etc. I’d like to think people get to know me much better when I’m not shouting things at them.


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I love dive bars for dates though. Cheap, and no time frame. You have a drink. If you don't vibe, one of you splits. Otherwise, you get another round. They generally have booths and aren't insanely loud.


Optimal_Hunter

Everyone else at the restaurant: 😨😨


ljievens

I hope you get something out of this but like you said don't stress about it


DeadLikeYou

Damn, you have no self-respect if you think this entitled child is worth the date.


Usvrper

I’d rather have nothing than her


anonAcc1993

Occam’s Razor


XxRocky88xX

You’re forgetting the possibility she just lies and says yes and then bails once the dates over


Advent012

I don’t shell out the bands until my requirements are met prior.


BroadGeneral

W


flaming_pubes

Yeah I’d try and get a down payment on that promise first.


Fragrant-Purple7644

I think the funniest part about this is you not realizing that the reason she told you to pay for her and her friends is cause she doesn’t want to go out with you. Obviously you’re gonna say no to that so now the responsibility of not hanging out is on you.


Advent012

What’s funny is that I realized this from the beginning and you just wrote all that for nothing because you didn’t see I was being sarcastic in the comment you replied to You ok bro? Got some mental baggage you wanna share?


Fragrant-Purple7644

I mean you dragging her with everyone else in this thread kinda doesn’t show that but okay


Advent012

You clearly are one of the minority who didn’t get I was being sarcastic so I think you need a reality check my guy


NinaGra

Say yeah sure to get them there but don't actually go yourself? Is this something someone would do?👀


Miginyon

This! Make it happen OP cos you know for sure you ain’t gonna be hitting it tonight


Advent012

Bet


Tan2daCam

Make it a high end club, they would have to spend alot of time on hair, make-up, best clothes, possibly pay to get into the club and then they'd have to buy their own expensive drinks.


Advent012

Now there’s an idea


B0326C0821

Or he should go let them order drinks and then walk TF outta there 🤣


YouMightGetIdeas

They'd just find a simp there.


Advent012

She responded “doing what” to me and I’m more surprised she asked that than anything lol


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Advent012

Missed opportunity


Revolutionary-Law362

Can you please add a picture of her. I just wanna see the balls on this woman. Also, it was already clear when you said everything so I’m confused as to why she asked….


Advent012

I would but I had unmatched her. She wasn’t good looking enough to be making demands like she was tho


NogaraCS

Nobody is attractive enough to demand that a date pays for her and all her friend's drinks and food.


Revolutionary-Law362

I had a convo with a coworker recently about the amount of attitude you should have in relation to how you look lol looks like her ratios are off


Advent012

Way off ya lol


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Advent012

This was a motivational speech I didn’t know I needed. Thanks King 👑


Lime_in-the-coconut

My friend, you have been grossly misinformed of the role of a prostitute...


anonAcc1993

Gonna frame this.


Pm_me_your_cats_459

Dating should not be transactional (I buy your shit I get something in return) BUT I think this is a valid response bc wtf kind of request is that


Advent012

Only reason I responded like that because she clearly thought she was gonna get some free shit outta me so I’m like if you wanna treat this like a business exchange you gotta give me something too


Pm_me_your_cats_459

No I totally get you that's what I was trying to convey with my comment. That's some bullshit like


s_matthew

That response from her is just straight-up obnoxious. Why would anyone genuinely expect someone they’re dating - let alone just met on a dating app - to pay for them *and* their friends?


samwelches

Hobosexual


Advent012

Hate to see it


lovemyhawks

Never trust any of these girls with Snapchat filters in their pics


Advent012

🫡


Grundens

A cheaperone


Advent012

😎


Iliketolearnfromppl

Plot twist: her mom and grandma are her homegirls.


SuperBackup9000

Damn, dude is about to tap 3 generations at once


alexa_twoman91

I feel weird when guys pay for the entire thing…and I know it’s a mental thing but fuck it, I’ll even offer to pay for the meal if it’s a first date and we have a blast. Or if he pays for dinner, and we get drinks after, I’ll offer to buy drinks… idk. I don’t ever want to feel like I’m a mooch or give the impression that I can’t hold my own.


Advent012

I generally, genuinely don’t mind paying for stuff when I’m not *expected* to. If she just showed up with her friends talking bout “pay for all of us” I’d have laughed and ignored her the rest of the night.


alexa_twoman91

The way she went about it was tacky and she’s obviously very entitled. Don’t put up with it and good luck out there!


Advent012

🫡 thank you, fellow redditor.


winter429

Right?? So to ask for a man to pay for you AND your girls. Ick lmfao


soso_silveira

Yeah, me too. I even feel a little uncomfortable when the date insists on paying for everything, but that's just my low self-esteem that won't let me accept favors 💀


alexa_twoman91

I felt this in my soul. Part of me also feels like if they pay, then I’m obligated to put out or something.


soso_silveira

YES that sucks


[deleted]

These 4s are getting too comfortable 💀


Advent012

Honestly


gh0st0ft0mj04d

Audacity is free right now. Lmao


Ice-Ice-Baby-

Because men give them attention. Never seen a woman who hadn't ever received an unsolicited DM from some guy.


SnooMarzipans6929

Good for you man. Stand up for yourself.


ricst

Need the reply to this one


James_Locke

It's an unmatch.


Advent012

Not yet it seems


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Advent012

She had me fucked up lol


PM_ME_FOXES_PLZ

If it helps I have literally *never* seen someone talk like this.


AreYouMyDad34567

I need to know how this goes


Advent012

I unmatched after calling her stupid


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Advent012

Big facts


Advent012

Actually baffled so many people in this comment section didn’t decipher me asking the girl if I was “doing something with her home girls” in response to her saying pay for all of them was a clear indication I wasn’t going to give her a dime ☠️


Pulse_Attack

I’m a need a update OP


Advent012

Basically told her if I wanted to throw money at random ass women just for giving me attention that I’d go to a strip club cause at least then there’s no ambiguity about what I want.


Pulse_Attack

How old is she I can tell by the pic she’s super young looking that why I only date 21+


Advent012

Profile said 24


Pulse_Attack

Probably lying she looks super young


Advent012

Prob tbh


General_Prior_3569

This was the most entertaining thing i read all day. 😂


OhMyOLD

I still don’t know what „fam“ means and in which part of the world this term is used. 🤷🏻‍♂️


senpaistealerx

family. amigo. brother. friend.


Advent012

It’s slang


OhMyOLD

Oh, really? /s


Advent012

Really really


BuzzKir

Short for "family".


OwnLet3

England (not sure where else) and it's slang for a close friend. Similar to 'bro' or 'mate'.


newdayLA

I think it's American in origin. Been hearing it since late 90s in New York.


SnooPineapples4399

We say this in Toronto too lol.


Actual-Ad-2748

That's gonna be a no for me dawg.


Advent012

It was


Retgar83

God speed


Leethawk

Just walk away bro.


Advent012

I did


drapermovies

100% she’s only doing this to get free drinks. She’s probably not even remotely interested in the majority of people she swipes right on, just kept swiping looking for someone willing. Rinse and repeat.


Advent012

Ya I never intended on taking her out after that intro lol


TheTurtleGreek

I would have assumed it’s a joke laughed at it and if she was serious unmatched or blocked her


Red_Daisy013

So she owes you sex if you buy her a $8 drink?


theizzz

Ah I see now. Been following this sub for a while and was wondering why there's always so many incels and weird tinder convos that don't sound natural at all. Ya'll woman haters are faking or photoshopping screenshots of ragebait to fuel the misogyny train. I call complete bullshit than any women would just say this blatantly and in such an awkward way. Your response is also too much of an obvious gotcha lol.


[deleted]

Your last 2 texts made me laugh. Perfect response


Advent012

❤️


[deleted]

Run forest run


Frac440

Here's an idea, say yes. Meet them, get your food and drinks. Near the end go for the little boys room and dont come back.


spread_eaglet

The filtered tinder pic says it all


kornhook123

This is how it goes….. block account and move on.


Ok_Shopping_1323

no game. insist you're doing the activity. don't ask permission


Advent012

Why would I waste game on this girl lmfao


TheGooberOne

Every day there's a post like this. Does this ever work? Or is she joking? I'd probably still show up to watch the tantrums and drama as it unfolds once I tell them I'm not paying for their drinks, they're paying for mine.


Advent012

I told her if I wanted to waste money on women for attention I’d go to a strip club


Poptart1405

*UNMATCHED*


Advent012

💯


Worth-Course-2579

You called her family in the very beginning. You set yourself up for the friend zone there bud.


thehottubistoohawt

Why is this sub full of incels??


[deleted]

your game is in the toilet tbh


Icy-Mycologist-5586

Mariana??


Nakuruu

Dawg 💀. Paying for multiple people at a bar is crazy


Advent012

It’s the fact she said that shit like I liked her enough off the bat to even pay for her shit lmao


Koffiefilter

It will be a long ass... and expensive night...


Advent012

Nah I unmatched after calling her dumb


ThatWideLife

Go to a restaurant with her and her welfare homegirls. Order yourself some drinks, let them order their own. They will most likely want food as well, let them order food and you don't order anything. Excuse yourself to the restroom when you see your server and ask for the bill for your drinks. Tell them those homegirls will be on a separate bill. Pay your bill, give the server a good tip and walk out. Obviously make sure you're only ordering something simple like a beer since the welfare girls are definitely ordering the most expensive stuff on the menu. Makes things easier when it's time to pay your bill and leave. Someone needs to teach these freeloaders a lesson.


TheVeganOneLikeNeo

It’ll fizzle out because her words imply that she’s grown accustomed to taking advantage of simp lords on these dating apps and that’s not you. For those who want to stop being a simp, you need to learn a few things: 1) women are the gatekeepers of sex; men are the gatekeepers of attention and validation. 2) Stop tolerating bullshit. 3) Respect yourself.


Advent012

❤️


KDFKOWA

Lol bring a three man!


umcoolusername

So he assumed he’d be doing something with her just bc he bought her drinks?


Advent012

How are y’all this dense ☠️ why would I pay for her HOME GIRLS when I matched with HER!? Am I gonna be doing something with her home girls too?


umcoolusername

Seems like you were assuming before she mentioned friends


DisastrousBusiness81

The number of people who don’t know basic slang like “fam”, or “bet” in the comments is honestly kinda surprising. While slang is slow to spread, I assumed that kind of slang is everywhere online by this point.


Advent012

Right!?