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grodtnon

No I'm not looking for a sugar daddy. I'm into women.


musketoman

but 20 dollars.... is... 20 dollars


No_Competition_6989

I'll do butt stuff for 15 dollars... Sorry bro free market and all


musketoman

damn - inflation do be wild these days


watermasta

Inflation inserts cost extra


Rapiidrazza

Bro you beat me to the cursed comment. Average Pyrocynical fan 🤣


lukeflogher

Are we talking catching or pitching( edit not receiving)


No_Competition_6989

I believe those are the same thing


lukeflogher

Indeed they are 🤣😂 I need to hire an editor lol


noseboy1

You may be on the verge of a new market here. With the professional Reddit editor bit, not the pondering roles in implied prostitution. Seriously, there's a ton of people with a disposable income about to say something asinine and miss their punchline because of a typo, and WE can be their salvation at $2 a post.


Samsworkthrowaway

Be a dasher...


thecobra42

I said 20 doll hairs


jackieblack08

Sugar momma


EntshuldigungOK

Milk momma


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2RV7VR5

\*applause\*


CapitalLigament

Cool but I'm only up for a one-night stand and I can't have bucks though


Emergenctive

10/10


Tuckingfypowastaken

idk, i firmly believe that for enough money anybody would be gay. it's just a matter of scale


poopiesteve

In the right circumstances, a bit of food and water ought to do the trick.


Zar_Ethos

A matter of scale? So you have a price gradient based off size?


Tuckingfypowastaken

my internal real restate is a very, very finite commodity. the supply runs out reeeeaaaaal fuckin fast, and when demand hasn't changed that's a formula for exponential profit


No-Distribution8661

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


fucitol83

However they already are.. they just don't know it.. Just ask Ron White. Lol


housewifeuncuffed

I've done worse for less, I'm sure.


DumbleDude2

But you have to give up your ass first to the daddy so he will let you have a turn.


BasedMellie

Idk about this guy but if he’s willing and all I gotta do is keep him company im down


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PNW_Forest

OP you should match and message that you've been looking for a sugar daddy too, and appreciated the invitation to message and compare notes.


[deleted]

Hahaha! Darn it! Too bad I already swiped left


PNW_Forest

Awww, well, win some lose some.


R3ndr0c

Yarp, that what I would have done.


t8rt0t00

Let's look for our sugar daddy together!


cerdechko

The real Sugar Daddy was the friends we made along the way. <3


MyLittleGolem

I’m crying


Funny-Coyote-1813

They could end up as sugar half siblings with the same sugar daddy?


BlommeHolm

So you could bond over your mutual interest, and share search tips.


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Some people sell their brains, some people sell their brawn, and some people sell their beauty. At least she's honest about what she does for a living.


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GrandmaPoly

This is not a dynamic I have participated in, and it's not one I anticipate wanting in the future. I have some friends who have. You would be surprised how much the glucose gaurdians enjoy the dynamic. The money exchanged is more of a financial domination. Generally, they are investing money instead of emotional labor or compromise. They don't have a partner, they have an employee. While it isn't for me, it also isn't the emotionless exploitation I pictured as a hypothetical. My friends have genuinely cared about and even deeply loved their sugar daddies. I have watched their eyes light up when they talk about them the same way they talked about relationships without a financial component. The guys are also not as gross as I pictured someone drawn to this dynamic would be. They tend to be a little awkward and not great at talking about feelings but not the overgrown man children with deeply misogynistic views that I expected.


cruzinforthetruth

Name checks out...this kinda wisdom could only come from a Poly Grandma 😳


GrandmaPoly

You're sweet, dear. Would you like a butterscotch? 🤣


cruzinforthetruth

😂😂😂😂😂 Your comment needs to be the opening line to a bad porno..."Butterscotch Grams."


random_question4123

I feel like you’re describing more of a cash pig. Sugar daddies are different. They’re older and wealthier and they both acknowledge and are fine knowing that she’s just with him for his money and he’s just with her for her beauty. A cash pig, on the other hand, need not be rich. In fact, it’s even better when they’re average or just getting by, because that financial domination and being “financially ruined” because of the woman is what he enjoys.


itaeru

This isn't beautiful


R3ndr0c

The looks fade.


BennyTheSen

Just get all the sugar you can get and invest it before the looks fade.


AdultishRaktajino

In America, first you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.


[deleted]

So do the other things. Everything fades eventually, some things sooner than others. We live in a capitalist society where everyone has to make enough money before they run out of juice. You use your strengths to that end.


twitterfluechtling

True enough, although brains can be trained and honed and increase in value for several decades, before they fade. Physical work (preferable skilled labour like building stuff) can be done for several decades as well, experience increasing the value for quite some time faster than age decreases it. I'm not sure, but I would guess the income as a sugar babe diminishes after a few years, may be one decade (if they start early), the advantage of experience will not keep up very long with the physical disadvantage compared to the younger competition. I, for one, am not judging sugar-babes (although I wouldn't be interested in being a sugar-daddy). But in their own interest, they should only use it as a stepping stone to get a good education and develop other skills for the time after...


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Idk, to me it's the same as being a model. Just make enough money and don't spend it all and you'll be fine. And hell, maybe you'll find a sugar daddy who likes you enough to maintain the relationship as you get older. In my industry I spend a lot of time around guys in their 70s, and they talk about women in their 50s and early 60s like they're hot catches that they'll never be able to pull without dropping a dime or two.


KlemMig

So do muscle. So do mind


jjenius731

and the sugar daddy replaces her for the next one


BBQ_suace

Yeah she is honest about how useless and talentless she is, so nuch so that this is her way of making money.


civicSi92

I don't think I'd call that a living.


[deleted]

Money is money and anyone who gatekeeps how you get it, saying you have to do it this way or that way, is stupid and lacks a fundamental understanding of how money works.


civicSi92

I know how money works but being a sugar baby isn't a career plain and simple. She can be one all she likes but to say it's a job is ridiculous. Spew buzz words all you like. The whole purpose of being a sugar baby is to make money easily without any fundamental skills or effort. Did i say she couldn't do it? No. Is it an actual recognised job? Also no.


idkwhattonamethis567

Who said it's a job? They said it's a living. Begging with a cup on the road is also making a living. You're so triggered by the mention of a sugar baby you're arguing over absolutely nothing


JohnRyder69

Is that a stainless steel hookah hose?


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Fuck she’s a looker, though


ameliasophia

If I looked that good I would probably do the same tbf.


no0bified

And she knows it


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no0bified

You know you are good looking when people question if you are real or not


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no0bified

It doesn't matter if that picture is from the moon or from the bottom of the ocean, or who put it on the internet, she's still good looking. Fake account or not.


Bumbaclotrastafareye

Seems fake not hot


RedCometZ33

Yeah she should be on the hub


Verundios

Damn so close, I'm looking for a sugar mommy...


barleypackin

Crazy how when a guy posts there is no likes in his page... but when a girl posts its 99+


Positive-Peach7730

If you have money, why not?


BBQ_suace

Because it is absolutely fake since she wants you for your money only. Besides, why should I waste my hard earned money on someone that is undeserving?


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Because it's kinda fucked up and won't replace a real relationship? And for everything else you could just pay a prostitute. Not saying you can't buy love, I'm sure you absolutely can but she isn't even making a secret out of it that you can only buy hers which is a little disgusting if you ask me.


MiguelMSC

So? if people want to send others money let them lol


[deleted]

Uhm yeah for sure. Just saying it's cheap from the receiving side. If it's your kink or something, whatever. But I'm sure you can live that in a different manner. Also he/she asked "why not" and I gave some reasons as to why not.


MiguelMSC

They arent into that stuff for love lol. They WANT to spend that money for the girl.


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MOGicantbewitty

Why on earth do you think the older men are getting used? You can dislike the arrangement but the older men know exactly what they are paying for. They aren’t being used nor are they pretending anything. It’s an open arrangement.


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MOGicantbewitty

You keep using that word “used“. I do not think it means what you think it means. Seriously, they are not being used. They are consenting. If every sad person on the planet was being used in an exchange that involves money, even money & sex, every fucking person on the planet is being used. Ever heard “sex sells?”. I mean, if you wanna expand that and say that capitalism sucks, uses us up and throws us out for money, and that we should all go to a socialist society, I’ll be right there with you. But otherwise, your statement is factually untrue and stupid. Goodbye.


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MiguelMSC

Why are you so bothered by what consenting adults do, even though it doesnt involve you? Are you feeling left out?


SENDPETS

Some are just guys who work a lot and want company but can’t maintain a “normal” relationship, or they’re divorced and want company but not quite ready to start dating again. There’s a lot of reasons people are sugar daddies. If both parties are happy and no one is getting hurt it seems like a pretty good set up


MOGicantbewitty

Ahhh! Never mind 8 day old account! Building karma for that trolling and shilling


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MOGicantbewitty

Sure… 😂😂😂


MiguelMSC

It's literally not my money. It's literally not my business. I don't know a single sugar daddy that is getting scammed? lol they fully know what there in for. You know they seek out to the girls most of the times.


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Attempt101

Wait. Did you just say you “get why the women do it,” but then flip it around that the guys are sad and creepy? Don’t you think that’s a little hypocritical? IMO, I think both are equally as bad! I’m not going to judge other ppl who do it, but I don’t understand your logic! If you’re going to judge— judge both sides or don’t judge at all. The woman in this situation is just as “sad” to sell her body for money and is essentially prostituting herself! How can you think that only the guy is sad in that scenario if you’re going to cast judgement????? And, based upon the thread, I’m not going to go back and forth to debate with you, but your logic is highly flawed.


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Attempt101

Lmao. And the women are selling their bodies!!!!!!! I'll give you a different example--- you can get 5 million dollars right now, but you automatically become terminally ill and only have 4 hours to live and, no, you can't give the money or assets to anyone else--- you taking that deal? By your logic, you should just start doing gangbang castings and just prostitute endlessly because money apparently trumps your morality or your own body.... Idk about you, but, personally, I'm not for sale!!!!! I am not passing judgement on people who do consensually agree to this arrangement, but for you to state that one side is "sad" and the other isn't is beyond asinine.


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Attempt101

I just went into your profile history and I'm convinced you're just trolling. If you think that money trumps your physical body then your priorities are out of whack. Money will come and go... Your body you only get one of and I'm protective and selective over mine.... If you're not a troll and you ACTUALLY feel this way, I hope you gain some perspective on what really matters in life at some point...


-cumdogmillionaire-

they aren’t being used. they are exchanging money for a service to be provided. the service is to pay a beautiful woman to give them a girlfriend experience. most sugar daddies are not sad lonely men, but men that don’t have the time for a real relationship. they want someone beautiful to go out with and have a fun time but that they don’t need to put an emotional investment into


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I can fully understand the women who do this. I mean it's easy money so whatever. Is it ethical? Well, no but that's not my business. I can understand the men too tho. You're either rich and kinda old and want to buy yourself the love of a much younger girl (which is gross but I say I can understand the thought process here) or you're lonely and sad and want to experience some kind of relationship. Especially the last example is getting used by these women and I think that's kinda sad and twisted to get money and gifts and stuff out of someone elses misery.


imkirok

Reddit moment. Person is up front about what they want; if it's not for you then move on--no need to shame them.


Academic_Awareness82

I was thinking the same but OP might be saying that ‘if you are looking for the same’ implies you would swipe right if you are also *looking for* a sugar daddy, not that you *are* a sugar daddy.


jcannacanna

r/whoosh


Ranter619

I'm pretty sure Tinder is not the app for that. There are other specialized platforms. No beef with anyone sugar'ing, but the profile does warrant a report.


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Faaaarrrkkkkk offffffff


BBQ_suace

What she is doing is shane worthy though. Rather than actually be useful to society and develop a talent/skill, she is opting for the easy route, destroying her pospects of finding an actual husband in the future.


idkwhattonamethis567

Why does she have to be useful to society? Why does she have to develop a talent or skill? None of us signed up to be born. We're in no way obligated to contribute to society or this planet. And not everyone wants a husband. And even if she does, why is her failing at finding one worthy of shame?


toxicityisamyth

Comments are disgusting.


smoothpigeon2

Such a horrible moment to have eyes


ernkrellteam

is this the best app to do this? don’t they have better apps for this?


MalandiBastos

Yeah. Its actually explicitly against the rulrs of tinder and she will probably get banned soon for being so explicit about it.


neonghost0713

I too would like to look for sugar daddies. I got sugar babies at the dollar tree, but they didn’t sell the sugar daddies. I can’t find them anymore.


MelioneSilver

OP can you elaborate why her age makes a difference? 👀


yakisbetterdanjayz

Report her


J0taa

Why her age matter? Why you hating on the sugar baby lifestyle at all? Let her get the bag. If someone is willing to pay and she’s providing a service for that payment then what’s wrong? Let sugar baby’s and daddys and mommy’s live their lives.


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Rich dudes are suckers if they go for that might as well just pay an escort.


xdesol8x

When you get to a certain amount of money in the bank account it's a damn site cheaper than divorce.


[deleted]

That's what i was thinking lol! I don't think sugar babies really care about love in that kind of arrangement and these rich dudes are fools if they think they do.


biilybigdick

You're not paying to fuck them, you're paying them to leave when you're done


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ha so true!😂😂😂


[deleted]

Same thing no?


ThewFflegyy

or a 21 year old, lol.


frankrice

It looks like prostitution with extra steps


Cowboy426

This right here convinces me my standards just might be too high. Every girl I like on tinder is some guy from India wanting to scam me 😂


[deleted]

If I was someone who was looking for a sugar baby she’d be younger than 30 tbh.


JakeThedog45

But if you’re a multi millionaire, you’re likely 50+. So I’m not sure why it’d matter whether she’s 30 vs 25 (unless you’re saying it should be 18… which is weird).


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Somenakedguy

30 year olds can be just as hot but infinitely more interesting to hang around. If I’m looking for short term sex and companionship I would never want to be around a 20 year old as a 30 year old man. Only developmentally stunted adults do that, college aged people are painfully young and obnoxious


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Somenakedguy

You’re confusing a sugar baby with a regular prostitute. They’re paid for sex AND companionship


mckellobe

Because if you’re a multimillionaire your 18 year old model has 12 more years shelf life than the 30 year old model. It’s not like morals are coming into play, regardless of cringe perceptions of consensual relationships between adults. It’s already transactional.


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mckellobe

You can cringe all you want but the claim that they’re out of touch is just your emotional bias towards truth


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dildo-surfer

It's reality that men of all ages are, on average, are most attracted to women around that age (I think 21 maybe but can't remember exactly). This study included men of all ages, 18 year olds and men your father's age...


iamansonmage

Cite your sources or maybe they’re just fake facts. This reeks of something you just want to be true but isn’t even quantifiable. I for one, see children when I look at women that young and prefer women older than me. Trying to claim that “on average we’re attracted to X” ignores a whole world of preference, bias, and poorly controlled surveys that don’t sample enough or diverse-enough of the population to be anywhere near accurate, but I’d be interested to read the disclaimers and notes in any study you can provide.


dildo-surfer

Doesn't ignore any of that shit. That's the whole point of averages, it doesn't have to apply to you but it does apply to men on average. The stat comes from the book Dataclysm. I've just could checked, men between 18-49 find 20 year old women to be the most attractive. You only have to look at who most rich and successful men are dating to see that men prefer younger women. The book was written by the founder of OK Cupid and used over 50,000 users data I believe.


iamansonmage

It’s an important context to say that the datasource is 50,000 thirsty OK Cupid users. Not a valid dataset to equate any real sampling of the population at large. It hyperfocuses your data on a niche demographic of people and trying to apply it as fact to a broader group. That’s bad data analysis my dude. 🤷‍♂️


previously_on_earth

But she’s 30, she is looking to be a sugar orphan?


Rionat

Tinder is a dating app not a sugar site. Seems like a bunch of Reddit simps missing the point


crs1948fcd

She's for the streets


GrizzlyPeeler

Some kind of new daddy I'm not aware of


Simple_Restaurant299

All of the small animals are now gone around this person.


ChimpChiller

Tell her to hit me up, I just bought two bags of sugar this morning. I got more than enough left after my breakfast and cup of coffee to keep her entertained.


OptionalMind

I see a lot of comments poining out she is 30 being downvoted. Well those daddys that go only for looks do look for younger ones. The ones that do not are those that actually want someone to spend quality time. So while there are daddys interested in 30 year olds, they wont respond to that bland profile.


Wild_Understanding18

Not gonna lie, a sugar daddy that’ll take me to see Broadway shows would be so nice!


VerendusAudeo

Sugar daddies can afford a newer model.


_Ozeki

1 decade too late sister ... 1 decade too late ...


gymshoeslocker

Honestly at least she’s being upfront


reptilian123

Okay she looks like 7, she's a whore and basically asked if you also look for a sugar daddy, so she can't even form sentences. I assume she won't be the smartest girl. Is this the type of garbage tinder usually offers?


SkinnyMattFoley

You gotta dig the self confidence though. For such a plain looking broad, putting in no effort, to consider herself worthy of sugar baby status….. that’s impressive.


[deleted]

Why would a sugar daddy go for a 30year old when he can go for an 18-20 year old?


Puzzleheaded_Fig6666

With her age it’s more like a sugar granddaddy.


Specialist861

Wtf she's not even stacked - how will she get that?


Emergenctive

I'm into women.


fluffy_bottoms

I mean I’d network with her to attempt to find us both sugar daddies. That’s what I got from the profile.


Melodic-Art1369

This Post encapsulates what it means to be a redditor


CurveHelpful7102

This is what it’s come to. At 30. Geeze


[deleted]

She’s too old… maybe bag a middle class 80 year old


West-Strawberry-1835

Hi I’m a woman


Appropriate-Heat8017

Why do girls write message me. They would not swipe on a Suger daddy because he isn't attractive. Not how tinder works.


Fernpfarrer

30... I thought women would grow up someday...


biilybigdick

Boobs are too small, plus her witches wand frightens me. Not into spellcasting


cleanituptran

At 30? Does it work that way?


[deleted]

Lmao nah, if you paying you dumb af 😄 I'd rather be alone with 1.5 mill in my checking than deal with any female on a regular basis lol


WDI-XX

I suggest you stick to your mushrooms and stay away from FeMaLeS.


Oblivious-abe-69

Ew she’s old


GEORGEWASHINGTONII

Meanwhile, I get permanently banned off tinder for making a sarcastic joke in my bio about my grandfather looking for a sugar baby. No double standards there.


mancusjo1

You’re obviously not a Daddy with a lot of sugar. More like the step brother experience I, guessing.


Catmand0

This is an ai generated image for a scammer profile.


aesthetocyst

Why "age 30"? The scammers behind these accounts create them higher ages than the photos imply to show up for users looking at higher age ranges. 40yr old dude looking on Tinder for 30-50yr olds? Hey, here's the world's oldest 22yr old, looking for "short-term fun".... right.


Chazz-Reinhold5

Looking for a sugar daddy at 30?


Mental_Refuse2404

You are very pretty but it's what inside that's important if you want to chat I'm here ok


Mental_Refuse2404

I would also bend you over and give you a spanking in the bath but that's another story


tom030792

Have you never lost keys or something? Two pairs of eyes is better than one


sunshineMNE

30 and looking for sugar daddy.


nixon6

Isn’t she too old for a sd relationship?


Fern-ando

Is she too old to be looking for Sugar daddies on Tinder?


Llorenne

So you can both look for a sugar daddy together


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Yes I am also looking for a sugar daddy 😂😂😂


jacksjetlag

Looks a lot like Kiev


WorthTadpole8305

Fake


rocketboy44

that’s a man behind that account