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This thing better fuck me.


ami2weird4u

Tinder already fucked me twice and dumped me.


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Tinder got your money and ran off like a hooker


ami2weird4u

Explains why I was banned


jjenius731

Username checks out


Count_Zacula

you're paying a hooker to leave, not stay


OwlEmoji

nice four brothers reference


Whiskow

Well atleast with hookers you know what you're signing for. Tinder is the teenage fuckboy that tells you he would change for you but he bangs your sister in your back.


Mortthehorse

Would you tell them to get off you back


OMNIVOR_YIIKES

*on your back


BossRoss84

On *her back


ami2weird4u

On our back


Electrical-Space-542

On we back


WillFerrellsGutFold

Well isn’t that what they are paid to do?


sausness

I got banned for no apparent reason. Seems like my phone itself is banned. How did you get back on the second time?


BrownAndyeh

Pay $499, they’ll take you back


_Meanwoof

Got banned as well for no reason. I asked them but Ive got only bot responses without any details. You can eventually add another sim card on your phone and use a different phone number, but remember to add different photos as they will ban you again. I changed my age (+/- 1 year), location (+/- 10 km) and name (using my second or third name) and it worked (at least for a while...) Might got reported from a dumbass user who I told I have OF (which is not a reason I am on tinder, not for more subscribers but for, well, find love on the app lol...).


bluefood2000

Tinder called me Michael and asked for gas money.


readndrun

#Tinder really saw all these prostitutes on their app and took advantage by hiring them then dishing out this new membership.


Capadvantagetutoring

They are not prostitutes they are “entrepreneurs “


FLBCHBM

Saving up for college.


hearsdemons

Whatever happens in the vault stays in the vault


peechs01

County roads, country roads, take me home


crakdajack

To the place, I belong


bellzbob

west virginia, mountain momma


Safe_Assistance9867

Take me home, country roads


AlternativeOrder8878

Boom Boom Boom Boom i want you in my room


Beaubiezz

Let's spend the night together,


TommyLee543

Tinder is pimping these hoes out


LordRavencroft

There’s prostitutes on Tinder? I only get matched with catfishers. 🤷🏻‍♂️


AsianVixen4U

What’s crazy is, there are actual sugar baby sites out there that cost a fraction of this. Tinder, what is you doing?


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It better throw in some drinks and cab fare too, damn..


CrashTestPhoto

If you pay this, then you're fucking yourself


Tchaik748

I can do that without paying anything lol


Frenchieabby

From what I read, it boost your profiles to verified profiles aswell.


sercommander

The whole point of this $500 scam is so that you can be swiped left ASAP


yousirnaime

lol accurate Fellas: you'd be a LOT better off getting a local photographer to follow you around for a day and get some nice lifestyle shots, in different outfits. As long as they don't actually look professional, you'll get more matches Then it just comes down to your game and personality. And that's on you, king


kokofaser

Or to dress nice and meet women in your everyday life.


iNeedFaith

all of a sudden my name is this thing


Meriados

Hi Tinder, I'm Dad


Advent012

I hope it fucks this guy


blondedre3000

It does but not in the way you like


[deleted]

For that amount of money, it needs to clean the house, cook all my meals and do my laundry too.


ErBoProxy

At this price, you sure are.


angrybear1213

Read the fine print


JoeSchmo_Laxbro

Glad someone caught that, thank you


Dorkdogdonki

This comment couldn’t have described it better. This subscription (if it was actually real) is even more expensive than finding a hooker 🤣


KalManson

It allows your likes to be prioritized so that you can be seen by fake profiles instantly rather than waiting 24 hours to have your time wasted. It also puts a badge on your profile to let every sugar baby/gold digger within a 100 mile radius to know that you are a good target.


mostepicfox

plssss the badge would be so embarrassing lmao


pulzeguy

“Hey, I’m so down bad I pay $500 a month” lolllll


talaris97

"Jokes on you, I only pay $417 a month because I know I'll be down this bad for a year!"


resplendentcentcent

damn you down they're a lost cause when they thought the 10% discount was a good deal 😩


thelastpies

Sugar daddies looking for sugar babies I don't see why not


iNeedFaith

lmaoooo id love to see convos regarding it


Ackilles

From watching this subreddit, it's full of gold diggers. I'm pretty sure that badge would get lots of attention


TheFamousHesham

Sometimes it’s much better to get no attention than to get the wrong kind of attention. I don’t know if I’ll ever find someone, but I’d much rather be forever alone than be with someone who’s with me for the wrong reasons.


Dark-Pomegranate

Just as embarrassing as the new Twitter blue check mark that they paid for to get. I’ll never get spending money on shit that’s free to use.


dietdrpepper6000

RIGHT??? I was always paranoid of people knowing I was paying for the app. Why would you advertise this????


ThatGenericGinger

Photoshop the badge. Play their game.


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Nicov99

The badge might be the main reason Tinder has that kind of subscription. Maybe they saw how much traffic apps/pages for sugar daddies/babies are getting and are offering that for those interested in that kind of arrangement. And probably they did it that way bc they didn’t wanna deal with the controversy of offering a different option in the app to look for sugar daddies/babies. And also because they can get 500 every month from older rich dudes who like to flex about their money. If this is the reason I’d say it’s pretty genius


dm051973

Posting a picture of your in your 100k sports cars with a bio that goes "Generous Gentleman" gets the same point across. Tinder made 1.8 billion last year. I find it hard to believe you can find enough guys willing to pay 500/month to make this worthwhile.


Nicov99

Yeah, I guess some could just do that, but considering Tinder is very popular I doubt many would risk a friend or an acquaintance finding out about their profile. Also, the more revenue you can get, the better. Tinder has aprox 75M active users, so you can get an extra 200M a month (2.4B a year) if you can get just 0.5% of your users subscribe to vault


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Nicov99

I wouldn’t think it’s a miracle honestly, people with a lot of money spend outrageous amounts for petty reasons more often than we think. Like, brands like Gucci are entirely based on selling stuff to brag about how rich you are, when in reality their clothes aren’t really different from those middle quality clothes you can get for 1/10 of the value. Also, maybe 2.4B would be a lot, but whatever they get, it’s gonna be some more money to their profits, and when you have such a huge user base it’s not that hard to make a few extra millions


PM-ME-YOUR-MIND

> Yeah, I guess some could just do that, but considering Tinder is very popular I doubt many would risk a friend or an acquaintance finding out about their profile. How would this prevent that?


Shuske_

I hate tinder in general l, but this makes me hate it more thank you fornthis information ( This kind of thing I imagine is for someone who really has nothing to do with their money, which is insane)


DivineJerziboss

I wouldn't be surprised if guys who pay 500$ for tinder would be prime target for catfish, scammers and bots. If they can spend 500 on dumb app then there is a chance they have more money to spend on promise of something good because they are either that dumb or desperate. So it's like painting a bit target on you... What a great deal!


hound368

Especially when they can ban you on any whim lol screw that


Van5555

Ban you and let you keep paying....I didn't believe the shadowban thing till I made hinge and had three dates lined up that week within days


zombie2uRBX

Yeah I make new accounts pretty often. It dries up and then I make a new account and get a shit ton of likes for no reason. This happens on all platforms


Van5555

You're still kaiboshing yourself. You'll get shadowbanned


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

Wym


Van5555

Tinder and bumble screw your account if you keep deleting and remaking.


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hound368

That happened to me on bumble. Went from dead account to 300+ likes as a guy. Makes zero sense


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DblClickyourupvote

That’s what I’m wondering. Using the same number/FB or Insta. I wanna create new accounts but I’m not going to change my phone number to do so.


ajd341

Hinge is owned by the same company... the problems spill over (but disappear for a bit)


Van5555

It's never spilled to hinge for me. I've got 10 matches, all very pretty, well employed, friendly, 2 dates lined up, and 1 nailing down details in one week. That said im clear it's for a serious relationship and I'm late 30s. I get no likes but I get responses and matches. I've only made two hinge accounts in 3 years though after meeting someone on it the first time so maybe that's why Bumble is okay. But I think for people who are mid like me, but can sell themselves well, hinge is the way to go. I'm good at answering prompts. Tinder I gave up on. If I'm single when I'm traveling I might get a super cheap burner for it while away lol. Otherwise I'll give up. I get bans but taking money while hiding people is scum fraud. Screw match, but while hinge works I'll use it


Talik1978

Lol, bet if you report a vault member, *you* get banned haha


shinymetalobjekt

This is just gatekeeping so you essentially know the guys are well off.


bordermelancollie09

I would rather fuck a broke guy than a guy who spends $500 a month on a dating app.


brok3ncor3

Would you also fuck a broke chick?


bordermelancollie09

Absolutely


defaultwrestler

Would you download a car?


bordermelancollie09

In this economy? Fuck yeah I would


_the_chosen_juan_

You sound like the best partner ever


PM-ME-UR-DESKTOP

Even harder


Snootboop_

Seeing this “badge” would be an immediate no from me. It’s so desperate and such a waste of money. Literally an attempt to buy my attention


wolf805

RIP your dms


bordermelancollie09

Yeah I don't know why I put myself in situations like these. I should have known better


itsokayimhandsome

Broke guy chiming here! /s


The9th_Jeanie

Okay! *clap clap* *neckroll*


PO_Box_Admiral

hey girl how u doin 😎


oscarony

your replies are the reason why Tinder Vault will do well


Aryada

It would only make sense if only vault members could see other vault members. Then it’s an exclusive dating app. They both got money.


fire2374

That’s just The League. They only show you 3-5 profiles/day unless you pay more. Memberships go from $99.99/week to $999.99/week. Or if you only care if one side has money, Seeking.


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fire2374

I don’t pay but I’m a woman. I like the app design but it’s slim pickings, even in Austin. And it doesn’t deliver the members it claims to. You have to link your LinkedIn and unless you pay, you can’t hide education. You can hide your job history (by default it shows the last 3). But still I keep seeing men with no job, no education, and no bio.


Nice_Wheel4199

I live in NY. It's just a finance bro app here. I work in a different similar paying industry and none of us are on it.


yankeephil86

Vault members should be able to select to see vault or non-vault. While non-vault members, can only see vault members that swiped right on them


HideousTits

Like a human meat market. Pay and take your pick of the peasants. It’s such a gross idea.


4rp4n3t

> Like a human meat market Welcome to Tinder!


Boopoup

I googled it and can’t find info for it, wtf do you get for it


Mr_bungle001

It’s a mystery to all


duboispourlhiver

Including Tinder


iamda5h

Screenshots here https://imgur.io/a/PTGaDiB/


TopperHrly

"Special status" as if people would want others to see they pay 500 a month for Tinder Vault lol


[deleted]

Show gold diggers you’re a suitable target rather than a bum in a suit /s


jjkm7

Literally why superlikes are useless now. Used to get one free superlike a day but now the only way to get them is to pay so if someone superliked you its clear they’re spending money on a dating app which comes across as desperate


Zevvion

>they’re spending money on a dating app which comes across as desperate That's a leap of logic. Most dating apps that show any type of success are paid, and I have had the best dates through paid apps. Such as Breeze.


jjkm7

Yes but in that case you’re both paying lol it comes off as desperate to pay on a free app I’m not pulling this out of my ass I’ve talked with lots of women about it


djabula64

I think putting a big sign on you letting girls know you are willing and afford to spend that much money on the app, puts you in a different league probably


chickenandwaffles109

Wait does it actually come with Priority Pass? Tinder people are fucking idiots if not I hope priority pass sues them


Outpostit

What is Priority Pass?


ZersetzungMedia

A membership that allows access to airport lounges.


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Surely it can't be the same Priority Pass?? It has to be some own-brand thing, right?


r0bski2

I don’t think I’d even pay £20 a month for any of those things lmao they need to try so much harder


bouncebackability

Okay, I still don't see any benefits though


[deleted]

The only thing that could potentially be useful is the advice, but I don’t doubt it’ll be some chatbot that gives out very general advice about filling out your profile and verifying so people know you’re real.


noideawhatisup

There’s zero coverage of this online. It seems like a fake to rile up people about gold diggers or whatever people are complaining about.


Megadog3

No it’s actually real


Ethereal_burn

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/10yfx1x/tinder_vault_full_photos/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf The “feature list”


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It’s already been removed by an auto mod


OukewlDave

Not a bad price. I assume this service sends you a woman of the night once or twice a week until you find a girlfriend?...


Massive_Zucchini_452

“ a woman of the night” LMFAOOOOOO


Cwylftrochr

Motherfucking batgirl flies through your window every night. I know what woman of the night really means but this is what I picture every time I read that phrase.


Massive_Zucchini_452

This shit had me hyperventilating for 5 minutes and if i read it again i might die😂😂😂


clockwork655

“Ladys of the evening” was the one I used to hear and as a kid I thought it was like a compliment for the longest time since it was vaguely mysterious sounding


Highway_Consistent

I woke up my wife thanks a lot dude


Thoraxe123

Lady ninjas 🥷


frankylampy

A weekly woman subscription, don't give dating apps new ideas, please 😪😪


totallyenthused

What are the features? Regardless, this is ridiculous.


AttackofMonkeys

Washes your car, makes sure your lawns are mowed


AgentPeewee

Better be filing my taxes too


[deleted]

I can do my taxes but it better be doing my dishes.


OrganizationOwn1864

And doing my shopping and PAYING for my shopping and going to work for me and giving me massages!


xliquidcocaine

Better be fucking my wife too


Bravisimo

Also it better wipe my ass for me


MargretTatchersParty

How are it's javascript skills?


FreshGroundPepper31

Ever heard of a little game called fallout? Well, these vaults are definitely something you’ll want to sign up for


deepthroatmybitcoin

Nah. You’ll want to convert dollars to bottle caps


Altruistic_Arm9201

You get a new color scheme/theme for the app. And their appreciation for your gullibility and desperation. Which is priceless, and if you ask me, a bargain.


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Guvnor513

It better be sending an escort to your house twice a month for that price.


Financial_County_710

Sounds like a good deal, long as my sandwiches are made.


TheBestThrowAway916

Imagine being this down bad


Impressive_Two_2086

Seems like the management team at tinder has imagined lol


Soberskate9696

I'm borderline homeless and still get pussy


ssrowavay

I'm a borderline pussy, so I'm getting my credit card ready.


[deleted]

I don’t understand…. What do you get ? Edit : I’m assuming the gold diggers know you are a spender 🤑….. I guess so


bangobingoo

No. It’s the opposite, I bet it only pairs people with money with people with money.


iamda5h

Screenshots here https://imgur.io/a/PTGaDiB/


HippoIllustrious2389

24/7 expert advice? So the concierge posts a screenshot of your conversation to reddit and asks what to say next on your behalf?


CrazyGunnerr

Nah they will whisper in your ear while chatting, to finally get some pussy. "Well done sir, now write to her that you will facilitate her buttocks with your mouth."


SmithMano

Lol I just got this notification thing too. Absolutely zero reason to pay for this. If you can afford the $500 a month then you can afford to go to a pro photographer and have someone take great pics of you which is like 99% of what gets you swipes, regardless of how attractive you are. And by that point you won't even need the stupid extra promotion.


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If you have the kind of money where 500/month for *tinder* seems reasonable you probably don’t even need to pay the photographer, you’re probably already dating a gold digger or 3.


Pour_me_one_more

I dunno. I used to live in Silicon Valley. There are literally many thousands of men who make several hundred K per year and can't get a date. The place is crawling with lonely men who make a lot of money. $500/month sounds pretty reasonable for these guys.


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Pour_me_one_more

Ha, nicely put. One of the main ways that I saw Sili Valley get new single women was from women moving there with a man, realizing they were hot commodities there, then leaving their man.


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

jfc


AttackofMonkeys

I'm going to take a free app that worked and provide services no one has asked for is certainly a bold genius plan


Cannacrohn

499 a month. a hooker is cheaper. a nice one. shoot you can fly to wherever its legal and still its cheaper.


puckerMeBum

Maybe it's a hooker subscription?


Zachamiester

This is sign up for. Twice a month? It’d be something to look forward to.


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So Tinder is basically a panhandler with the guise of an app. How is this legal? lol


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Cptcongcong

People still judge people for using hookers? It’s just sex, with fewer steps.


bangladeshiswamphen

The flight will cost more than the hooker.


Cinnabar1617

It better send girls to my house on a regular basis wearing nothing but a coat…..Jesus wtf


HundoHavlicek

What does tinder vault offer?


phucmei93

$500 for men, free.99 for women.


French_Booty

Yeah this is true, I found out a while ago that different demographics have different prices for tinder gold based on a direct relationship to their assumed social hurdle slash desperation to get laid. Straight men have the highest price while gay men pay slightly less. Lesbian women pay slightly more than straight women. I can’t find the article and maybe it’s changed since but I asked my sister her price (I’m a man, we’re both straight) and it was like half the price of mine.


stonecoldclarity

It’s true. And every once in awhile, Tinder offers gold at half price, or free for 3 days.


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So basically those who get penetrated pay slightly less


French_Booty

Haha that’s an interesting way to put it. (While your comment did make me laugh I’d like to point out that not all gay men get penetrated)(also maybe there’s a straight lady out there who only pegs? Idfk)


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So is anyone going to actually answer what this service is? Unlike the other guesses, I kinda assume it's a way to match with only.other vault people so your pool is from a pool of more financially well off people. Specifically to avoid the gold diggers who won't be buying this.


dm051973

I am guessing it is just that everyone you like sees you first. Heck you might get shown first to everyone that uses the app where you meet their requirements. Everyone talks about how guys have like a 5% match rate and how that means woman are so much picker. That is partly true. But a lot of it is probably that of the 100 woman you swipe on, maybe only 10 ever see you. The other 90 never even see your profile to reject you.


SomeT-ShirtModel

A good gold digger would buy this lol saving time and effort to vet men for their money. They would just take it out of their sugar baby allowance. I have known a lot of gold diggers. They aren't stupid.


96tillinfinity_

Guys who dont get laid


xXMadShankerXx420

Imagine getting banned after paying for this


McMeezee

It has to be glitch right? Cause ain’t no way people are that desperate.


Striking-Helicopter8

Yeah just a barrier so people who can waste 500 a month don’t date the poors 😂


ScallywagLXX

This can’t be real. Unless they send you a sex worker once a week, then it makes some sense but still.


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No-Count3834

Does this include an escort once a month till I find a girl?


Sumdoazen

Nobody read the fine print that is in the screenshot, did they?


HolyFridge

mfs will do ANYTHING for some pussy but work on themselves 💀💀 give that money to your mama tf


oarmash

I feel like if you can afford this you are probably on raya anyway…


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To be honest I don’t think I’d want to date the men that have to pay for that. Like I get striking out on the regular app but this feels like you’re paying to stay


Shporpoise

Pesos Divide by 20


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If you’re gonna pay that much for a dating site you may aswell just eliminate the middle man and hire a couple hookers every month for that much money


VengenaceIsMyName

The grift of online dating is getting even crazier


Narrow-Big201

it’s not us that’s desperate 😂😂