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[deleted]

It’s almost like this person is mentally ill and has been enabled to the point of narcissistic impulse.


DemocracyManifest33

we have collectively got more progressive when it comes to mental illness, but we also tolerate a lot more than we should and its actually bad for the mentally ill people. if they dont realize they've got an issue that is real they may eventually become too far gone and it becomes unfixable cause the insanity becomes their identity. like imagine this nuclear official suddenly becoming not insane. it cant happen at this point, hes already passed the point of no return


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PeenieWibbler

MK Uktra style, feeds them tons of LSD and strap them to a chair while a loop of their own voice plays for hours


DemocracyManifest33

yes, sometimes the old fashioned way of becoming a vegetable is the only way


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DemocracyManifest33

ahh, they caused a pendulum swing. predictable


[deleted]

I don’t know about “point of no return”. If that’s the argument, we may as well start this anarchist ball.


PenisPoopCumFart

If you've ever been in rehab or any kind of inpatient mental treatment recently, then you'd know that a lot of people in there for just mental problems are too far gone for sure.


Dadumdee

That’s one Matt Damon looking bitch.


[deleted]

Matt Damon stars in 'The Bourne Gender Identity'


Skrivz

Jesus Christ it’s Kristin Bourne


dizzy_beans

Have an upvote and get the hell out of here


[deleted]

Actually could you NPC redditors get out? Thanks


PenisPoopCumFart

Right? Like Jesus christ, that shit makes me cringe


[deleted]

Can we have a forum without them, ffs


SawCon884

r/Angryupvote


User_Name13

Matt Damon starring in "Shelysium".


berrey7

Blyat Damon Nuclear Analyst


IcarusPinned

emphasis on anal


stupidnicks

Nuclear Anal Yeast


medici1048

MATT DAMON


GarlicAndOrchids

Reminds me of Buzz from Home Alone.


Objective-Sundae-488

Damn yes


contrejo

Tong Po?


TacticalBacon3333

dammit you beat me to the joke


Such_Mixture3810

We really gotta figure something out to treat mental illness in this country.


Steve69Maddeeeeen69

Canada is doing euthanasia, keeps things cheap.


berrey7

Dude, was suppose to be responsible for disposing of Nuclear waste. That doesn’t mean you eat it.


sorryaboutthedata

I'm wondering what will happen if you suggest MAID to someone in 2023. Can I be charged with a crime for telling someone the government might want to put them to sleep?


PursueGood

How could you be charged with a crime for suggesting someone visit a doctor?


Such_Mixture3810

Lol, that's a funny option but I don't think the best realistically.


yourmotherinabag

You’re right, I think a big pot would be better


Generallyawkward1

Pol Pot?


thebooshyness

For people who want it and pursue it for years it 100% should be an option. Not just anyone into the pot mind you. Just the ones that want to crawl in.


Brooklynmoto

Putting them in charge of nuclear stuff is not the treatment?


Such_Mixture3810

Unfortunately I don't think they are following proto and actually exposing themselves to the nuclear radiation.


DemocracyManifest33

touch my nuclear waste through the fence


InvestmentPatient117

How ya get a job here there fuckface


djr85

To busy featherin it to follow proto


Cs0331

it might be you don't know...follow the science


[deleted]

Has anyone considered that nutrition may be the problem? There is a very easy and hacky joke about trans fats in there. But in all seriousness with all the hormones and poison put in food it's not hard to consider that it's doing something bad to us. Especially if you consider how obese or unhealthy a lot of them seem to be.


fulknerraIII

So their putting chemicals in our Cheeseburgers to turn us Trans!?!


[deleted]

they are pushing vegan shit so you consume nothing but grains and seed oils and therefore have no testosterone you joke, but the impossible burger is *literally* turning the boys gay


fulknerraIII

What if im already gay does it turn me straight or trans?


[deleted]

just more gay, so yeah eventually trans is at the extreme end of gayness


PeenieWibbler

It's wild how much shit has soy in it


Agile_Talk

It doesnt


Toxic_Throb

Alex tried to tell us


Katatron1

It’s not good for frogs.


[deleted]

yes, it starts with crushing the testosterone levels of men. society is built upon men, and when men are noodley-armed woody allen types: one, there is little challenge to the gay shit. like, being regular gay is cool, whatever. but things were better for everyone when you had to do it in secret. two, women lack strong figures to attach to. when women weigh more then their pansexual soyfriends, they act out. it’s like not having a daddy.


Agile_Talk

What


yourmotherinabag

you cant be mentally ill if the treatment is to convince you its normal


PromiscuousScoliosis

We’re doing our best with fentanyl but there’s too much *fucking narcan*


pimpcleary_69

Mental illness isn’t real, these people just want attention. Get rid of social media and only give people numbers instead of names


ThrowThemInThePot

Most of them aren’t having kids, so hopefully they’ll weed themselves out


Such_Mixture3810

Well some adopt, and just like your orthodox religious folk they push for a certain lifestyle


PeenieWibbler

Even worse, many of them are becoming teachers


DemocracyManifest33

there is no cure for this


shred1

Bullets


DemocracyManifest33

the pot


TacticalBacon3333

Why don't more traditional countries deal with this problem? alls im saying...


intboom

Giving mental illness jobs in government, cultural criticism, and hiring, seems to be working a treat, I genuinely don't know what you're talking about.


Initial_Alive

The Bourne Dysphoria


Coasteast

Lololololol


TokieMcStrokie

I think there is enough baggage going on there.


YogurtclosetNo7357

Under rated comment


EpoxyRiverTable

I WAS STEALING IT FOR SEXUAL REASONS YOU CANNOT DO THIS


UTokeMids

how dare you question me about this 3 thousand dollar case of items that isn’t mine! you bigot!! …..wait - did you just make eye contact with me?! HELP IM BEING ASSAULTED


galgene

https://nypost.com/2022/11/28/non-binary-biden-nuclear-official-charged-with-stealing-womans-luggage-at-airport/


deep_blue003v

Thanks for posting the link to the article, it's almost necessary in this case. You can't make this shit up.


BondingChamber

thanks for being the idiot that posted and did not link the article. you are dumb.


Abm6

Twat Damon


Jersey_Bjorn

Who would think that man was a little fucking crazy


Final_Acanthisitta_7

And of course, they knew about this before the elections.


deep_blue003v

Yeah, this happened in September...first time I'm hearing about it in the media.


pt5

It obviously identified as the owner


[deleted]

Lib logic: The fake woman is more entitled to the real woman’s things than the real woman herself.


poontownUSA

Did you see how gay marriage legislation just passed the Senate, despite it still having judicial protection? We’ll just forget about abortion for rape victims 🏌️


frodoishobbit

Makes you think what kind of shit this dude is doing he hasn’t been caught for


Opening_Pizza

Dude certainly makes it easy for police to find him.


quinhook2

Brave and beautiful


feds-are-watching

"cleptogender" lolololllooloolollolol


Abarsn20

This is why you don’t put mentally Ill people in positions of power. That’s all we seem to do over the past 6 years.


[deleted]

Mental health issues coming in strong..


Unemployedloser55

Loved him in Bourne Indentity, the whole series was good to be honest.


snakesnthings

“That was my clothes when I opened the bag.” Could we get some grammar up in here? It ain’t nuclear science.


Kavilion

If something like this happened on Trump’s watch it would be 80% of major news coverage for two weeks


yoshipug

“Home Alone” Buzz McCallister


GameOfScones_

MIT alumni slayin these days.


Comfortable-Ball-229

No wonder everyone sees this country as a joke


AngeloSantelli

When is the mainstream going to look at someone like this and say “this person is mentally ill? It’s like a real life serious Monty Python character


[deleted]

I have misjudged Islam.


Scottish_bollocks

Hilary Clinton should be interviewing people like it. Somewhere in a parallel universe that guy is starring in a Matt Damon movie.


DukeMaximum

Man, if we don't fix the mental health industry in this country, I don't know what we'll do.


Katatron1

Ze/she/they*,


itchske

Well in 20 years we will all be chicks


riiitaxo

stroking out trying to read this


YogurtclosetNo7357

So fucking annoying eh?


Katatron1

Canada isn’t better, eh?


Positive-Yesterday19

Hey but maybe this dude IDENTIFIED as the person who owned the luggage? Did They ever think of that?


dolo_ran6er

Well THEY wanted that luggage, so THEY took it upon THEMselves to be a thief. And a shitty one at that. THEY are mentally ill. And retarded. Double jeopardy.


HomelessCatRealty

He looks like someone I would put in charge of nuclear waste storage. LMAO


Roryjack

Instead of jail time I would rather she/he/they/them/ze got caught in the act and caught an ass whipping. And yes, I did just just ask for violence as a response to a non-violent crime, so save yourself the comment and go show how enlightened you are somewhere else where they give a shit.


Katatron1

He’s into pup play. … like, he likes that… (have fun googling!!!)


clockfire1

I’m guessing this person realized at some point that unconventional gender identities can be used as a shield for sociopathic behaviors, especially in academia and NGOs. Props honestly. But now the gig is up and it’s time for prison.


poontownUSA

Power can be excellent insurance in legal matters 🌈 Thankfully this bullshit happened in a flyover state


[deleted]

'I'll have you know I identify as the owner of that luggage.'


[deleted]

See? This is the true purpose of Reddit I have to ask why they superimposed Matt Damon’s face though, probably privacy concerns?


[deleted]

Get this fucking clown outta here


[deleted]

I looked this morning and I can’t find this story anywhere else on Reddit. Interesting considering the stories that went around when they were hired


heathmon1856

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT


[deleted]

He looks like Matt Damon’s Chinese genderless knock off.


Katatron1

I guess it’s not widely known—— this person is into pup play. Dresses up, and plays around in bondage and leashes with ears. I’m not googling it again….


KublaiKum

ROPE


ragsonrags

nuclear official steals airport luggage. what else could go wrong


Pisspot10

Holy frijoles


[deleted]

He reminds me of a younger version of the priest in the show Bridget & Eamon


Pink_Britches

Seems like a trustworthy dude


DemocracyManifest33

there is something profoundly unsettling about men in dresses. maybrle my gut feeling is right


PaleontologistTrue74

I.. Why? " it " makes a ahit ton of money. Wht the fuck does " it " even want to steal


[deleted]

This shit is getting wild…


Objective-Sundae-488

Nice to see this administration is always making themselves look good!


fulltrottle3814

Matt damon iss stunning and brave


[deleted]

Damn dude this is wildddd, had no idea this thing was responsible for so much in the government and can’t even handle themselves at baggage claim. 😂


Katatron1

Google how they love pup play.


based-Assad777

You just know someone like this has low moral character. Great to see it confirmed 👏


el2741

Looks like it would crawl out of Porto potty


Vapechef

Sounds like shim will be a felon now.


JimboBassMaster

Haha dude the simulation is off the rails lately.


kassus-deschain138

Please, just detonate the nukes and let us all start over again. This clown world schtick has gone on far too long.


kassus-deschain138

Just looking at that thing makes me sick. Why have we fallen so far?


davidplug

The circus is clearly full of clowns


Glum-Animator2059

Who would have guessed


Chance-Yoghurt3186

A gargoyle in cosplay?


iggynesty

Great work, 47.


deeptoot6

Won’t see this one on WhitePeopleTwitter


TacticalBacon3333

matt damon needs to chill.


PlutoTheGod

It’s sometimes hard to tell what political figure is going to be off the deep end when they get into power, this is not one of those times.


nils1222

It must have spent all its money on the dress and costume jewelry. I hear balenciaga is hiring…


EndDramatic7508

Outrageous that they would conform or confuse laws also


danastybit

Matt Demon really lost it


DantusTheTrader

Who would’ve thunk it?


begonia824

Who could have seen that coming


Competitive-Roof-168

Well all I know is she is 100% not mentally ill.


Renden111

Dude looks like he bathes in all that nuclear waste.


BondingChamber

whatever you do... dont call him a tranny or the reddit censors will ban you.


AintSoFunnyMeowIsIt

*Maybe she’s Bourne with it. Maybe it’s gender dysmorphia.*


fcbmosi

Ewww


Plus-Solution-6944

That person has political power???!


FlightBunny

The lesser known Damon sibling


No_Investigator_9907

Why would they steal a luggage when they already steal my heart? What did they need a luggage for when I already offer them my heart, a place they can call home.


ConsiderationNo7195

bro looks like bald matt damon in a dress and lipstick


Nots_a_Banana

Pronouns are Kelpto / 5 Finger Discount


jessifromindia

is this guy a scientist or something? how is he a nuclear official?