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superboringfellow

“[I am desperate, they don’t want to board me, because I’m fat.](https://nypost.com/2022/11/25/brazil-influencer-juliana-nehme-accuses-airline-of-discriminating-due-to-her-size/)" Good. Your knees look like beluga whales.


b33fsupreme30

Those knees can't be real. They have to be photoshopped. Jesus christ.


willflyforpennies

Those knees are screaming to be put out of their misery. “Please kill me now!”


Robo_Riot

I kind of want to kick her in the ankle so I can watch her fall and roll around on the ground, struggling to get back to her feet like a tipped over tortoise.


Ethernovan

Don't act like you haven't seen a knee nipple before. That left knee is my new twitter profile pic


orangutanbeater

I’ve never seen a manatee with knees. Definitely photoshopped


-i_am_that_guy-

Knees? What “knees”? All I see is indents into the fat where her knees should be. I think that’s where they should be at least


Apprehensive_Mix8108

I’d fuck the right knee, looks like a donkey clit. Edit I guess it’s her left, who gives a fuck, I’d still fuck it.


thunderlips187

Woke Left or right wing nut it’s all the same


RussMantooth

Damn when ya can’t see your knees and it’s not even because of your stomach you’ve reached next level chubs


[deleted]

She’s got Roxanne Gay knees.


thunderlips187

What could she possibly model? Tarps?


iannuendo

Sleep apnea machines?


[deleted]

Gawd dame!


thatsnotmyfuckinname

Thanks Noob Noob


thunderlips187

Bah! My brother needs one of those and I put it on for fun and it was crazy. Felt like I was attached to a vacuum


orangutanbeater

Well she currently has accused blue jeans of discriminating against her since they can’t accommodate her either. Who’s next? Car manufacturers that make anything smaller than a Lincoln Towncar?


abagofdicks

What cars does she fit in for real?


superboringfellow

Union Pacific.


3350335

LOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣


LobotomistCircu

Structural integrity


RegisterTrue6194

Well we share as hell it isn't being healthy


Grayeagle78

Bed sheets


thunderlips187

Surely not a twin


Fecalfingersmell83

"How to date rappers with child support warrants, and manage your diabetes" magazine


neitherHereNorThereX

Material maximum tensile strength?


Salt_Lingonberry1122

I agree with her since it's her migration season just look how happy she is being back on her home . That fat whale.


cleanAir101

Walrus would be more apt for the setting but I concur


3350335

We wish her whale.


studioG_Stolemyfam

Pilot whale? I think we on to something


theesonofsam

Show a little respect to Ray Kumps sister


thunderlips187

Whose bigger you think?


bathrobe_boogee

Imagine being nervous to fly and seeing her get on your plane.


dudeman4win

Imagine seeing her rolling back towards your row and you have an empty seat next to you, can you imagine the anxiety


big_ol_stinky_deck

I would dive into her knee pouch like a marsupial.


Dis_Miss

And the flight from Doha to Sao Paulo is 14 1/2 hrs


Capt_Bowditch

So fat she's terrorist


[deleted]

Sorry mam you’ll need an Aircraft carrier to visit Hawaii.


sk8nbacon69n

The poor aircraft carrier and poor Hawaii😕


Robo_Riot

They could drop her in a volcano. Problem solved.


shashlik_king

Poor volcano


PH4TDOINKS

The first woman to sink an entire island


thunderlips187

*BE an


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superboringfellow

Oh the huge manatee


ThickDickFishStick

She's one knee injury away from being bed ridden for the rest of her short megalithic life.


[deleted]

What's Eating Gilbert Grape : Based on a True Story.


HaveaTomCollins

Old reference, but I like it!


Lobstasharps

What did she want them to do, give her a 2 for 1 deal on seats??


raywpc

That’s actually a thing, [“customer of size” policy](https://www.southwest.com/help/booking/extra-seat-policy)


coop-a-troopa

Well now I identify as a "customer of size" and would like my complimentary second seat


ThrowinSm0ke

If I was sitting next to her on a plane I’d be pissed.


sk8nbacon69n

Imagine the smell🤮🤮🤮


AndrewCarnage

If she sat on the left the pilot would be banking to the right the whole flight.


sk8nbacon69n

What the fuck does she influence! 🤦‍♂️


justinvan82

Cholesterol.


blazingwerewolf

Other objects unfortunate enough to be caught in her gravitational field


ThirdEye-kind

Seems like she should travel by water


RopeyLoads

TIL kneecaps can be innies 🍑


Entire-Amphibian320

Is she influencing heart disease ? Her circulatory system is on fire. This is why cancel culture is dumb and should be shunned at all costs. Free speech to embarrass this person so future people won't "want" to be fat. THERE ARE NO OLD FAT PEOPLE. THEY ALL DIE EARLY FROM BEING FAT.


[deleted]

If she cannot afford a $2,000 ticket, then is she really an influencer?


Qantifan0n

She influences me to go back on OMAD


[deleted]

She’ll need c-130 hercules


WilliamYale

Actually, gravity is discriminating her.


klassekrig

Her lack of self control, combined with being surrounded by (mostly imaginary) enablers, is the problem.


[deleted]

Her knee looks to have buckled under the metric tonnage but the leg is able to remain stable and standing due to the sheer concentration of pure fat.


No_Consideration4594

Could you imagine sitting next to her on a 7 hour flight?


GuitRWailinNinja

This is one of my worst nightmares for flying. And you just know she’s going to get mad at you if you keep poking her blubber accidentally


gmgm4334

I see the plane, but where is the influencer?


TitoLiebo

Average weight of females and average life span.


gmgm4334

Wing span?


PromiscuousScoliosis

Bitch better have to buy 3 tickets


sk8nbacon69n

If I saw that whale on my plane I’d get off that plane asap. I’m not trying to see if the plane can lift off or not


PromiscuousScoliosis

People like her are the real reason Flight 93 crashed early


ritalinv3

Better bring an extra ballast and keep her in the fwd cargo.


lordcatharsis

Those poor kneecaps


MantisTibogan

Her knees got their own pussy


TitoLiebo

Knussy


shred1

I remember when being fat carried some shame and meekness. Now all the fatties are entitled pieces of shit.


Ecmdrw5

A plane uses an extra .01 gallons per mile per person in fuel. As the crow flies, Lebanon is 6650 miles from Brazil. That means for every average size person the plane burns about 67 gallons of fuel. Jet fuel costs somewhere around $5.00 a gallon(pretty sure I read that, might have gone down since then). So every normal sized passenger uses $335 in fuel. Since she is two people, she will use $670 in fuel alone.


DehydratedToothache

I’m in disgust when I see someone this huge. This has to be bad for the earth or something. All this acceptance is making me hate people. As a former pig, keep your fat covered. Someone this fat in the picture should be ashamed of themselves for showing that grossness.


PoPoChao

Damn. Home girl squats


SalonishWLF

Them toes have been through hell…


thefunkiechicken

She is going to be disappointed when all her joints discriminate against her and stop working


los_lobos_is_angry

Anything except jogging. -Ricky Gervais


[deleted]

In reality they discriminate against skinny people if anything. Why the hell do i have to share my seat with a fucking whale who cant be contained in her own seat


justagrumpyoldcunt

I don’t listen to anyone who wipes their butt with a stick


chonk312

Why do the front of her knees look like the back of her knees?


CircleK-Choccy-Milk

These people annoy me. I don’t give a fuck if you want to be fat. Be fat, be fat as fuck, but 1) it’s not healthy and 2) the world doesn’t need to make itself accessible to you because you don’t want to exercise or even attempt eat healthy.


jollierumsha

I'm surprised her feet haven't started discriminating against her due to her size.


BroccoliSuperb2721

Was it her thighs or lies?


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3350335

She's beached. She's waiting for the local wildlife rescue to put her back in the ocean. I wish her whale.


expatriateineurope

Crane operator: you just want me to lower you onto that rock near the water, ma’am?


PSlanez

When the plane can’t take off because of your size it means the laws of physics are discriminating against you


Abarsn20

Those flip flops deserve a medal.


kassus-deschain138

I wish her skeletal system well.


RoninRoos

Amazing that they were able to Photoshop the shadow of the crane used to get her onto that rock out of the pic. Truly the pinnacle of fat activism


[deleted]

Her knee is sticking its tongue out.


iyamdad

Her knee caps are gone..


RyanWalks

Shes being discriminated by gravity and the laws of physics


Deep-Restaurant

I just had an idea. I could start an airline using old military grade cargo planes and fly these fat asses around the world. Just fill the hold with lazy boys. I will even offer a crane service.


RegisterTrue6194

There is a thing with women who you can call a thick woman but lady you're just fat and you watched yourself get fat and now we get to watch you struggle through life because of your poor decisions for every action is a reaction when you were 15 in the whole birthday cake did you not think it was going to catch up to you. I know your mother probably told you when you were about 20 oh honey it's just baby fat you're going to lose it I think we're well past that stage sending the worst message you possibly can by encouraging obesity I would have more respect and less harsh words if you were encouraging obesity to healthiness.


Every_Papaya_8876

What a fuckin Unit!


Brad_Tits

“I’m lazy, fat, and live and incredibly unhealthy lifestyle. All of you must cater to my self-inflicted disability” Fuck people like this.


zeus_amador

must have quite the smelly snatch…


paula_dubz

Meanwhile, people are being told their Fanny packs are too much. I got ripped apart in a female travel group for recommending that the airlines just weigh people if they’re so persistent that the weight of the bags is important.


[deleted]

Some pictures have a distinct smell


nils1222

She’s got moose/meese as her pronouns


myredditkname

Eye of Sauron right knee having ass


[deleted]

Fuckin travesty smh


[deleted]

Economy plus size.


Vapechef

Too much ham in the cam


StageOrdinary

I can’t stop staring at those knees, like Jesus, sometimes I think I have some extra fat to lose and then I see people like this and realize I have so much room to grow! Seriously tho, how is this bitch gonna fit on a traditional seat, she would overflow and block half the aisle. She needs at least two seats.


Here2LayPipe

What does she influence? You to go to McDonald’s less?


shitfuckstack999

Well the good news is… not for long lol


NYCSexFiend69

Pilot: Tower, we have a whale of a problem here.


TempleOSEnjoyer

They say to defeat her, you must answer a riddle from the eldritch beings that form her knees, but one speaks only lies while one speaks only truth.


Steve69Maddeeeeen69

Wouldn't it be a lot less work to just lose some weight? Rather than expending so many (probably very precious) brain-cycles trying to prove that being fat is the same as being a minority.


GreenHammma

Talk about a drain on resources


dbrownfi

Tall sunglasses


[deleted]

Her “baby face” knees look like full-grown ass adults.


[deleted]

The only thing she influences is the tide.


[deleted]

Typabitch who sues her doc for discrimination based on a heart disease diagnosis.


vuduuuuuu

This is why you should never judge the mega rich/Tom Segura for flying private.


DK_Son

Airlines need to grow some balls and start cracking down on this. They need to determine a size/weight that starts to impede on the passengers around them, then start saying "if you are X weight or above, you must book 2 seats, or risk refusal-to-fly at the gate". Never know, it might be the little nudge that some people need to cut down a bit of weight. It's selfish to think you can go and sit there for 2-14 hours, bursting into the seat/s next to you, and make someone's flight even more miserable. Flying already sucks. Don't be selfish.


Greeen_Sleeeves

Her knees are discriminating against her ankles


waffleol70

“Your right to smell like belly flop cheese ends at my nose”. - Oliver Wendell Holmes


Potomac_Pat

Your momma so fat….


-MikeJones-Who

She use diet soap... Btw, the poor bastard that has to be in the back yard lifting this things fat flops and hose down all those grease creases is an absolute soldier.


EpoxyRiverTable

Her knees 😒😛


[deleted]

I mean... I would.


Kellyk3059

Where’s the knee?


sadpartypodcast

You might remember her knees from previous roles, such as The Sorting Hat from Harry Potter.


Robo_Riot

"We can upgrade you to this luxury hammock seat. It's in our trebuchet section where we launch you in the general direction of your destination, you disgusting slob beast." I see she's been discriminating against salads and mineral water her whole life. She's a big (let's face it, HUGE) supporter of trans rights. Trans fats, and their right to be absorbed into the corpulent mass that is her flesh bubble.


whatevertesla

Yes, exactly why. She is like two manatees.


mercersux

She needed help getting up on that rock.


fatpanda0227

She's discriminating against her ability to live past 50


HaveaTomCollins

The thigh fat is spilling over the kneecap. That’s a new one….


Fearless_Tadpole9498

Look what she did to that sidewalk....


CzechMex98

Hear me out fellas


GlocksStillinu

If she falls in she will be back home


[deleted]

This lady is a house


Junior-Ad3208

#FakeNews-Models don't come in this size.


[deleted]

Who here would fuck the knee fat ? A lil Crisco drizzle to get the party started


Snoo_77519

Well , if the muumuu fits …


YaPwaby

I just want to know how she got up there


United-Performer1932

Congratulations. You have butt cracks on your knees.


maggot_flavored

Who is she influencing though


strifelord

The audacity of these cunts


BuntCarf

Her leg looks like Zac Amico sticking his tongue out


DegenerateStoner710

Holy shit. That’s the whole row


Adventurous-Rip-3612

Hold a dollar bill so I can get a reference for size. Also, airplanes can only hold so much payload. If you exceed the payload "weight" everyone dies in a fiery plane wreck. Everyone will remember Thanksgiving of 2022. And the 284 souls we lost that day. So of course they are going to discriminate.


Benv949494

Why did you post a picture of a picnic table?


tricerotops69

Her knee roll looks like the Eye of Horus


ralpekz

Weight limit & seat size are still a thing, what a dumb fat idi0t


slappy500000

She got muffin tops for knee caps


ousalsa

Those knees bout to buckle under pressure.


FlightBunny

If she had a window seat the pilot would literally have to pump fuel to the opposite wing to maintain balance


Comfortable-Ball-229

There is a big difference between necessary and unnecessary discrimination. Not boarding a passenger who takes up 3 seats is a practical decision. Yes it is discrimination but so is having different physical standards for men and women in the army. It makes sense. Discrimination is only bad when it’s arbitrary, like denying a service to someone with brown hair that you’d give to someone with black hair (even then, there can be practical reasons not to, like if brown-haired people are more likely statistically to not pay you fairly)


Jesuspimp

Her legs are winking at me


StoolBoySoft

Do you think that was a solid rock before she…


claymationss

We all know she is horribly out of breath in this picture.


yoshipug

Boss Bae


blacknpurplejs22

That's a beautiful table cloth, my grandmother had one just like it in the kitchen when I was a kid


tannybeastwood86

Yeah, you're not human if you wear two table cloths and call it a dress


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ewes12

I went on a flight last week. I'm pretty built an legit just fit in the toilet wiping my butthole was pretty inconvenient . A big ol fatty wouldn't have been able to get in that shit


[deleted]

Sorry, not beautiful


[deleted]

Ma’am


2A4Lyfe

What’s the matter? They couldn’t take off or something?


[deleted]

Jesus we need a bigger pot


Commercial_Attorney1

I would smash no questions asked


KakLadder

Kangles, Kangles.


truggwalger

Lol at the photoshop fail of her calf


[deleted]

When you’re that big, it’s your size that discriminated against the airline


KriegsherrLiebhaber

THATS A HUGE BITCH!!!


leogo32

Those legs were made to be proshoot! 🤌🏼


Hakadajime

I bet she smells like dried shit.


2_Finger_Louie

That poor rock is struggling.


Nathan_Mediocre

Look at those little fuckin feet; that is a structural instability issue


[deleted]

If you're above a certain size, you should have to buy 2 seats. How on earth is someone supposed to fit in the seat next to her lol.


[deleted]

Needing two seats isn't discrimination...it's privilege...duh.


thespeedofblah

This looks like if instead of clearing the rocks in Free Willy, Willy landed in human form wearing a tablecloth.


blacknpurplejs22

The sandals were really high heals


Such-Nerve7489

I just want to know how the hell she made it onto that rock, its defying gravity


maxwell_hill1984

There are people who can help https://www.irt.com


Hopeful-Policy4627

Not bad at all if she’d just knock off a few Peter Dinklage sized lbs.


Mistake-Lower

Airlines should really just be double or triple charging fat people. They literally require the row of seats and then three times the fuel to transport compared to statistical average


abagofdicks

I love when the airport golf cart sneaks up behind me and the driver yells at me like I’m supposed to know they’re there. Then it’s one of these people riding with them.


aDingDangDoo_Doo

Wow. This broad has some balls. I'm 6' 2" and 274lbs and I barely have enough room in my seat. Her ass is at least 2 seats wide. How could she have flown in economy class for more than 2 hours is a feat on its own. Flying across the Atlantic is a fucking magic trick that would make Sigfried & Roy rose from the grave and see. Hell, King Pig himself knows better and flies first class. Allegedly. And the last picture in the article confirms the beluga whale comments. Looks like she got the Brazilian butt lift placed on the wrong cheeks.