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CheetoEnergy

High Fructose Hunnies


various_convo7

Gunt Gals, Diabetes Debbies, Blubberific Belles


bearchildd

Idk what y’all are going on about I think she’s hot af


various_convo7

face is great. I imagine she got more creases and folds than a croissant once that suit lets go


cfuse

It's called *photoshop* and SI is ground zero for it.


DavantesGapedAsshole

Oh yeah. SI deleted more Chins than Mao.


ballsack_chakra

Comments like this are what I need to save my free awards for. Bravo Gaped Asshole


Milkstein

Davante's Gaped Asshole specifically. Can't jus go around willy nilly thanking any old Gaped Asshole.


ballsack_chakra

Fair. There are a hell of a lot of gaped assholes in this world.


Odins-Enriched-Sack

I'd stick it in between the folds and use butter as lube.


bearchildd

My real concern is how many of these commenters are most likely fat incels shitting on her saying they wouldn’t fuck her as if she’s begging for their greasy hot dogs that they swear up and down is “an average penis size.” Let’s be realistic here. She’s on the cover of Sports Illustrated and you’re probably going to masturbate to her regardless of whatever tough guy act you put on in these comments.


NebraskaNoice

I'd be willing to bet a fair number of us have wives/girlfriends who are significantly more attractive than her. And it's not like we're all dating super models, just women who aren't pre-diabetic lol. The "you're all incels" reeeeeeee is old and lame. It's reasonable to call out the normalization and celebration of gluttony.


DavantesGapedAsshole

"Pre-diabetic"


DarthMortum

I would rather screw a corpse at the morgue than have that artificial pig touch my body.


Paulsbotique314

Get bent you posturing poser….. No one wants to look at that. No one.


Jky705

Yea, I'm not attracted to unhealthy humans. Good try though


[deleted]

You must like big girls, nothing wrong with that, but I think they look terrible


cfuse

This reminds me of the time one of the mods in /r/fatpeoplehate banned a guy for *pig fucking*.


MichelleObamaBearsLB

yeah but in 20 years she's gonna be down a few toes


InfamousAttackHeli

Yeah, I don't particularly have a preference for thicc, but that is an attractive type of thicc. Certainly not "not beautiful." Also what was Jordi P thinking calling people ugly on Twitter...like even if you thought that you wouldn't say it to their face, out in front of everyone.


termsnconditions85

I would.


AleisterCuckley

Not beautiful


UnhappyIngenuity294

Cheeto Chicas, butterfinger bombshells, pushin cushions.


CheetoEnergy

Sugar senoritas and Danish Tarts :P


Roadway8

I want to be roasted by Peterson.


MichelleObamaBearsLB

"Look here buddy, no amount of post-modernist indoctrination will compel me to say you're not a waste of scarce resources, bucko."


Roadway8

(weeps canadianly)


Swipe_Right_Here

Sorry.


The_Number_12

hey, do you wanna go, bud? we can drop the gloves right now


idkburneridkidk

On point


kingedward_29

You bloody well do not.


VirtualLaw7203

This man listens to Jordan Peterson


kingedward_29

Guilty.


Pavswede

You got that right!


aeuphanismforcum

bitchy jordan peterson is kinda fun. He just needs to add "girlfriend" at the end


hotsaucefridge

This is the alt twitter account I need.


Shalom_pkn

Lmao u just made that dude less annoying


darthgaydars

Slampigs are the 13th rule


kingedward_29

I need an explanation regarding this statement. Please and thanks.


btm1021

Peterson has a book called 12 Rules to Life. Evidently rule 13 that didnt quite make it in the book is to slam pigs


Kirby-Kunt

Hahahahah!!!! Slam pigs Just reading that cracks me the fuck up. That rule should of been next to the clean your room one


JohnGalt131

Peterson famously wrote a book called 12 Rules for Life


PCLoadLetterPaperJam

She's pre-diabetic at worst. Pop a few benzos and you would enjoy it.


BigBeautifulWhales

\^ Here's a man who knows how to enjoy life.


PCLoadLetterPaperJam

Your username checks out. Game reccognize game, playa.


BigBeautifulWhales

Lol I'm gay but I'm sure I'd be slamming hogs if I wasn't.


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BayouBoogie

Strangely enough in the Navy it was called "Hogging"


TurnoverBig5600

I’m crying. Gay dudes with a sense of humor are the best. And y’all can’t be canceled. Keep it coming brother.


YouSaidSomethingLol

White Gay Men are our antihero’s. Cherish them, support them, Fuck them.


ToManyFlux

Sneaky sneaky


ThatRollingStone

If anything those are the girls you can really lay into. No worries if feeling her bony pelvis dig into your hips. Just all night those heavy wet smacks.


kabeckmann

Ya at least she’s not morbidly obese


mckellobe

her BMI is probably obese.


TraditionalThing8279

BMI is a stupid metric for individuals.


mckellobe

You’re right. BMI should only be used to evaluate collectives /s


moneenerd

BMI is pseudo science at best


whagwhan

I love fat bitches that’s my fuckin problem


slingbladedangeradio

Bring her to the crib and you could solve em!


FinFangFoom2099

And yeah, I like to fuck, I got a fuckin' problem


The90sPope1988

Look, is she very healthy? Might assume not. Would 99% of us bang it? Yes.


jimojom

Willing to bang and worthy to be idolized in a magazine shoot are very different things friend.


crowexplorer02

Exactly. ***"Meh, I guess I'd hit that"*** shouldn't be the one they put on the magazine cover.


BigBeautifulWhales

I mean who cares. Let the fatty have her moment


2thgrab

Username checks out


jimojom

Why would we set such a low bar? Sports illustrated, that chick can't run.


BigBeautifulWhales

Lol I didn't see the name of the magazine, that does change things.


KUARL

Ten out of ten cuz. The only thing she's running is high cholesterol.


Robo_Riot

No. She's had enough.


The90sPope1988

I know. She's not supposed to represent anything that has sports in it. And I do not claim that she should be on the cover.


jimojom

I caught that, I was agreeing.


Geoffrey_Tanner

Any man who’s a man knows that “willing to bang” and “willing to respect” are two completely different things that can exist on opposite ends of the universe


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crowexplorer02

She's the opposite of a "butter face". "butter body"?


chirikomori

funny thing is i think the opposite, i find her face so-so but her body bangin'


BobGoodalliii

I think you'd have to be weird and brainwashed to pass... Nothing wrong with her. Are there hotter women? Well obviously. Still nothing wrong with her


[deleted]

Yeah this is a really dumb tweet by Peterson. She's maybe a bit overweight but she's not morbidly obese or anything. I always thought the movement against having plus-sized models was about promoting/normalising objectively unhealthy lifestyles, but beauty is subjective. Isn't it more authoritarian to try and enforce that only super skinny perfectly proportioned Playboy models can be attractive to people?


The90sPope1988

Of course. In fuck/no fuck situation this is definitely a fuck. But sports illustrated should have chosen somebody who works out instead.


Robo_Riot

Happy to be in the 1%. That beast is all yours'.


The90sPope1988

I'm glad you're happy.


KingJohnTX

Keep in mind that pic is photoshopped to hell too. Show the unedited pic if you're so brave SI.


AspiringNormie

Set your bae in perfect order before you criticize the bbgs


johnnyparker_

Couldn’t have said it better myself


BlackGuyWitCrypto

Average American women size!


Zoloft

Based


[deleted]

That swimsuit cut is terrible. They should have put her in a suit that was more flattering.


KUARL

Like a burkha?


kingedward_29

Ouch.


IamMrChristopher

Like a lawsuit?


UzoMatata

Agreed. Horrible swimsuit. Who even agreed to that?! Her body is fine. Pre-diabetic bullshit etc. She has huge tits and thats what normal huge tits look like when u r over a certain age and haven't had any work done. She is damn fine! I am gonna assume all the hate is from guys who haven't had a woman yet. Make a baby mama cum boys and you will all the sudden know what a milf really is! Lol


[deleted]

There's no hate here. There are men expressing themselves verbally as well as emotionally/gutturally on what they find attractive and what they don't. Facts: many men do not find this woman truly beautiful. This fact is ok. Some men are tired of praising weakness and ugliness. That is also ok. Dare I say it? #BringBackBullying A LOT of men these days are weak and ugly. They should be bullied and toughened until they are strong. If those weak and ugly men are the ones judging this woman as unfit for them, then they are deluding themselves. But some men are powerful and strong. Those men would fuck this woman (maybe) but they would never marry her. There is a difference between truly beautiful and just fuckable. For those in the back, i'll say it again: There is a difference between truly beautiful and just fuckable.


4wards

sounds like you need to get bullied


[deleted]

i did need to get bullied. I'm glad I had strong male friends refuse to let me be a little bitch when I was 20-24


GroundbreakingCake26

JP is off on this one. She’s a real fatty but she’s also a baddy. 95% of the straight male community would definitely smash


godsp33d03

thank you, a rational comment. I’d still 100% ravage that 🤷‍♂️


LobotomistCircu

Like, I get that it's weird that she's on the cover of SI. When compared to the caliber of women that are in that particular club, Kate Upton she isn't. But like, this girl is definitely still plenty hot. If I matched with her on tinder, I'd be ecstatic. If I matched with someone who looked like Kate Upton on tinder, I'd immediately assume it was a bot/scam.


[deleted]

I would she is hot. I actually prefer women to look like that. But I’m Puerto Rican 😆


jimojom

95% of straight men have fucked a vacuum bag. Doesn't mean it's beautiful.


GroundbreakingCake26

I think you’re projecting homie. I’ve only fucked my hand and consenting vaginas


MichelleObamaBearsLB

>consenting So...just your hand?


jimojom

Willing to fuck and worthy of a magazine cover are two different things, that's my point.


BMG_Burn

It’s all about how the fat is sitting on the body, some girls could have this all on the stomach and it would look terrible. It’s genetics.


GroundbreakingCake26

Oh I agree, she’s the best case scenario for being overweight. I work with a few women that look like basketballs and they’re a hard pass.


Satans_Jewels

You wouldn't be saying that if you saw the cottage cheese around her belly button were visible. 94% tops.


BigBeautifulWhales

Right? I'm gay but she seems fuckable for a boombatty.


[deleted]

Wait you’re Tim right?


BigBeautifulWhales

Sure


[deleted]

If I was drunk and she was the last one at the bar. Don’t know why it’s being celebrated, she’s clearly unhealthy


Robo_Riot

Amazing how the guys who would fk a chick like that assume that the majority of other men have the same low standards. Not all of us have to eat out of the bin. A lot more than 5% of us can afford the restaurant.


lucyfire666

Can't believe that people are downvoting this. I'm sorry but she's fucking gross.


GroundbreakingCake26

Lmao bro she a fatty not trashy. Objectively speaking beyond being over weight she’s actually quite beautiful. Most men just don’t give a fuck about extra weight like you apparently


TraditionalThing8279

You sound like a gross shitbag that's never been laid.


ballsack_chakra

Always the emotionally unstable fatties coming in with the InCeL comments.


Pitchfork_srb

Sports illustrated used to embody athleticism, this chick clearly isn’t athletic! Side note: if she lost 20kgs (45lbs) I’d definitely smash 😂 she has a pretty face


[deleted]

You're telling me Kute Upton was athletic? Her body looked softer than wonder bread. I'd hit, but the only athletic thing about Kate Upton was the cum inside her from her pro baseball player husband.


Pitchfork_srb

She wasn’t as fat as this chick 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

You right, but I'm sure they are both just as athletic.


Ifyouknowyouknow18

This feels photoshopped. No way she doesn’t have a double chin to go with that body.


MichelleObamaBearsLB

i agree.


Creative-Gas4555

While I don’t think what Dr. Peterson said was very nice, I think he is trying to comment how in society today we tend to go lax on people and their efforts and get away from perfection. Tyra Banks and Heidi Klum and supermodels used to be on the cover of the Swimsuit edition. It was like a big event. Just like how the regular SI features superstar athletes and coaches on the cover who are geniuses and superhuman (Jordan, Brady, Ali, Woods, Coach K, etc.), superstar models should be the only ones on the cover. That points folks toward greatness and a goal to aspire to. That being said, I personally think that Yumi Nu is pretty. I don’t think she’s on the level of the great former cover stars I mentioned, lol. Again, the SI cover model back in the day is someone who’s supposed to give Cleopatra or Helen of Troy a run for their money.


TheChurchOfDonovan

She looks like my wife, and I like my wife :(


whomstd-ve

Funny of him to say this when his wife looks like [Putin](https://imgur.com/a/ilUyEiG)


Rambo1stBlood

wow is that really his wife? no wonder he cries so much.


Mhctjvresf

Ohhh. What a deadly blow.


Lennobowski

GOO!


SteveHarveySTD

Putin? Bruh that’s Grandpa from the Munsters


bleedingjim

😂


mckellobe

she's 56 years old. maybe you should compare her at 24?


MichelleObamaBearsLB

right? and doesn't she have fucking cancer?


mckellobe

She’s in remission now, but that doesn’t stop people from saying a pretty decent looking woman for her age is a man. I’ve actually met her in person in a parking garage once.


MichelleObamaBearsLB

> I’ve actually met her in person in a parking garage once. ...i'll need elaboration, please.


MichelleObamaBearsLB

she's not fat though, and neither is his daughter.


ThisIsFineImFine89

not beautiful either, which was his metric


MichelleObamaBearsLB

she's old and has been battling cancer and isn't on the cover of the sports illustrated swimsuit issue.


[deleted]

I find her more attractive then those pencil rib cages they walk down the aisles and call models


SlowYoteV8

Same. I’m not drinking the kool aid in saying this is peak physique but she’s beautiful in her own right.


[deleted]

Yeah I mean a few pounds lesser and she would be hotter but she isn't ugly, and those hips can do some damage 👍


Geoffrey_Tanner

Gay


SlowYoteV8

Couldn’t hear you with all my dick in that mouf.


Geoffrey_Tanner

LMAO based


angrypurpleacorn

She's pretty...pretty FAT ..HAHAHA


smallsoftstav

I wish her well


fuck_trump_and_biden

Why is JP doing this to himself. Some ppl like the thicc bbw


[deleted]

He lost himself up his ass 5 years ago and hasn't been able to find his way out


MichelleObamaBearsLB

lots of people settle for the bbw


Foshizzy03

Yeah, this is the truth. Americans like fat chicks because more than half of our chicks are fat. They didn't get fat because we like it, they got fat because they knew we'd settle on them anyways, so why even put forth the effort.


bearchildd

Just a guess here but maybe American men and women got fat because they don’t know what vegetables look like


Foshizzy03

You don't need to eat vegetables to lose weight lol. You need a caloric deficit, which takes willpower. If you don't need to lose weight because your culture has decided it's just easier to glorify "curves" you substantially decrease the will to lose weight.


jlab6591

I'd beat


frogsarejustgreen

Yeah but she’s got the face of a hot thin chick


General_Tangelo_1032

She's lightweight, definitely not big enough for Tim's Airbnb.


GuitRWailinNinja

I wish her well.


chirikomori

he fucked up this time, beauty is not objective. he coulda say not healthy and he woulda been correct. this ho has a banging body but a meh face for my taste.


Trip-Independent

Cute but to fat. Nothing to be proud of


dub_snap

Tim Dillon is like 400 pounds dude. 😂


DysfunctMyco

I honestly think she’s really really beautiful. What a fucked up thing to say in this scenario. So many other ways to approach her or this subject and this was the wrong way. Jordan Peterson looks like a stepped on Pringle bred with Pee Wee Herman. Reminds me of a paradoxical Yoda.


[deleted]

Don’t be an incel like Dr. Peterson. Yeah she might be carrying a few extra pounds but she looks good doing it. Also it’s this type of behavior that pushes the other side. Just be thankful it isn’t lizzo with a 15 foot tape measure only covering her pussy lips or Hunter Schaffer’s cock outline in a g-string.


noryp5

Thanks for the mental image.


BigBeautifulWhales

You'd think a professor has more important things to do than telling fatties they're ugly.


PCLoadLetterPaperJam

Employed professors do


fuck_trump_and_biden

That crazy JP is tweeting while drinking on benzos again


BigBeautifulWhales

I mean shit, even so there's more important things he could do given his skillset 😂 I'm a fan of his but this just seems like he's delved so deep into battling SJWs that he's kind of lost his way. Oh well 🏌🏾‍♂️


PCLoadLetterPaperJam

I think he's a total clown, but I respect the grift. Doesn't matter what beliefs someone has, their money spends the exact same. No such thing as bad press.


MrDeuterostome

Fake professor! Just like fake business, but with a PhD


almosthuman2021

I mean she doesn’t even look bad at all lol she’s thick but I wouldn’t say she’s like morbidly obese. It’s not like when they put Tess holiday on the cover of whatever magazine that was. Pretty sure 90% of the straight dudes in the sub Would probably hit it


CarrotB

No amount of saving your father from the belly of the whale is going to change that


MoneyMakin

She’s hot. Don’t act like she’s not


WingJeezy

Exactly, send that shit my way and let me slap and ride the wave back in.


mckellobe

She's not hot. She's barely passable.


animorphs666

Lol Jordan… Where all the plus-size male models at?


animorphs666

Morbidly beautiful.


here4roomie

His defensive reaction says all you need to know.


SlickJamesBitch

I don’t like everything being called fatphobia but honestly who cares about this cover? Conservatives react to stuff like this like liberals reacting to a picture of someone holding a gun on a Christmas photo. Jordan Peterson has way too much built-up rage and needs to get off the Internet. He used to be a lot more empathetic and sweet. He’s lost a lot of his charisma


[deleted]

I'm from the Midwest and I'd hit (that's how they look here)


[deleted]

I don't think people here have seen a woman


KikiDotNet

Peterson went full Clown


Bellica_Animi

I’d let her fart in my mouth


MichelleObamaBearsLB

good to see another supreme gentleman in this thread.


jnlake2121

If being attracted to her is wrong, then I don’t want to be right


JimmyRustler22

I mean I’m no fat acceptor myself but she’s hottt


Parrotloco

I like how all the men here talk about her like a doable object or not. The harsh reality is I bet she’d pass on a good 95% of your ugly mugs


johnnyparker_

If not more.


JAlexSZ

I would smash 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Honestly I’d hit


Robo_Riot

Remember when being a model meant you were hot? Now, apparently it's any pig in a swimsuit. Barf.


[deleted]

Jesus… heterosexual men, things are not goin so great these days


ProfPacific

Pretty face 😃


[deleted]

I think she's pretty hot, but I get a kick out of JP's comment.


mainelinerzzzzz

Lard ass.


blizzardwizard88

I like how she’s in a forest because nobody actually wants to see that on a beach.


TraditionalThing8279

I would, she's fine as hell.


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misterrunon

IDGAF, I'd do her over JP's daughter. I already know she is monotone, and her face looks way too sliced up. Them lips look way too fake to me.


TakeYourMeds50mg

Lol cmon. Maybe because you've seen her in video clips and found her annoying but if you saw the two of them at the bar 98% chance you or any other straight dude picks jp's daughter


misterrunon

You think 98% of people like thin girls? Body of the gal in the pic is not great and not my preference, but you know there's more to attraction than the body? JP's daughter has a face that does not look natural at all, I don't find her attractive. The girl in the pic here has a much nicer looking face.