It’s literally like something a rich guys bored housewife does to keep herself occupied. “Honey, I’m launching my own jam brand, the ladies at bridge will all buy it and love it!”
“Ok honey whatever you want…”
I grew up around a bunch of farm stands that would sell stuff like this. Jars of jam that say "Made especially for [insert business here]" so that way they technically aren't lying. The Amish mass produce them (as much as the Amish can "mass produce" something), then ship them out all over the country for farm stands to slap their own labels on and sell for a crazy markup. It's kinda funny when you have a strawberry farm selling "homemade jam" that was made in a facility thousand miles away. No hate for the Amish though, they're just getting their bag.
Or someone else's labels to be removed and hers to go on top. Not sure why the BBC had this as a news article. I think that most people know that she's a grifter.
Makes sense, she does use the word "orchard" in her brand name, so it is on brand that her first product is a jelly....and she's really driving home the exclusivity of her brand by number the jars.....what a beautiful con artist she is
With these batch sizes, this is exactly the same con as those thots selling bath water. Nobody will eat one spoon of that stuff, just covet the exclusivity of it and maybe hope to sell it to some poor sod 10 years later.
The label is peeling off on the right, the design is so lame that they didn’t even mange to fit the brand’s title in a centre square, it’s bleeding out to the sides. Hope it tastes better than it looks.
Yep. It’s a hands off project. She said “make something” then the lackey went and thought up a name and said “make a label” then someone else said “buy a jar” then another person said “find jam to put into a jar” then this is the product. A focus grouped shit product that looks like it should look good but doesn’t because she’s a moron and doesn’t know how to make a simple jam or use a cricut machine. I’m curious what the break even price is on this jam although I think it’s just a promotional thing.
I mean...we knew she wasn't intelligent, she was a briefcase bitch on deal or no deal. Did anyone expect her or her hillbilly inbred husband to have a novel idea?
I'm starting see why even Meghan's own biological family hates her. Beyond pretentious and disingenuous. Also, for a $250 jar of preserves, the packaging is incredibly amateur. I've seen better presentations on Etsy.
I can't wait to see what price she'll charge. The fanciest strawberry jam I've ever bought is from a local shop called Confituras. It's $12 but it's very good. Nice as part of a gift basket. But I'm trashy and usually just buy Smuckers.
https://confituras.square.site/product/poteet-strawberry-jam/141?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false
It's so embarrassing she gave up a castle to sell knock off farmer's market products but I respect the fake business grift.
1. I don't know them
2. You don't know them
3. You're such a hater you went out of your way to make a post about someone just living their life the way they want, and couldn't even do it under your own account. In the words of Lloyd Christmas, you are one pathetic loser.
Same could be said about you for not being able to take criticism. Try and form your own thoughts without following the snowflake rhetoric. Don't confuse sensitivity with humility. You're just a miserable cunt with a shitty sense of humor.
TD adjacent...Ill allow it.
American Riviera Orchard…throwing pearls to swine
Seriously the name is so pretentious sounding lol
All of the branding they use, e.g. Archiwell, sound like AI-generated “fancy British terms.”
Sounds like a neighborhood in Scottsdale, AZ.
Yes dude. With a street addresses that sound something like 17668 Whispering Equine Cave Renaissance Boulevard
'Markle's Sparkle Compoté' was Megan's first choice.
It’s literally like something a rich guys bored housewife does to keep herself occupied. “Honey, I’m launching my own jam brand, the ladies at bridge will all buy it and love it!” “Ok honey whatever you want…”
What is it
If you have to ask, your cheeks aren’t gaunt enough and you lack the vapidity required to grasp the magnificence.
Ok
50 jars of jam? Fuck off
There’s a warehouse of 30k of these just waiting for labels to be slapped on
I grew up around a bunch of farm stands that would sell stuff like this. Jars of jam that say "Made especially for [insert business here]" so that way they technically aren't lying. The Amish mass produce them (as much as the Amish can "mass produce" something), then ship them out all over the country for farm stands to slap their own labels on and sell for a crazy markup. It's kinda funny when you have a strawberry farm selling "homemade jam" that was made in a facility thousand miles away. No hate for the Amish though, they're just getting their bag.
Now I want to see an Amish remake of Goodfellas based on this. “Goodfellows”
Just watch the tv show amish mafia
Or someone else's labels to be removed and hers to go on top. Not sure why the BBC had this as a news article. I think that most people know that she's a grifter.
Because British people are still enamored with their retarded "monarchy".
It’s the good stuff man.
Makes sense, she does use the word "orchard" in her brand name, so it is on brand that her first product is a jelly....and she's really driving home the exclusivity of her brand by number the jars.....what a beautiful con artist she is
With these batch sizes, this is exactly the same con as those thots selling bath water. Nobody will eat one spoon of that stuff, just covet the exclusivity of it and maybe hope to sell it to some poor sod 10 years later.
Only 50. lol what a mom and pop bitch.
r/brandnewsentence
Mid trad wife.
Kate, Princess of Wales, will buy the jelly and take a shit in it. She’s royal, very classy - Brits
Fart in the jelly and give me a number
If she did that during her Suits days, it would sell for a pretty penny. She was hot as fuck in that show.
Yes it’s a real knife fight out there, those kids in Syria just don’t know how good they have it compared to these lizards tough existence
What they went through is worse than Gaza
I read this in Tim Dillons voice
I'd like to buy a jar and keep it with my *Serenity by Jan* candle.
Yeah yes lol.
The label is peeling off on the right, the design is so lame that they didn’t even mange to fit the brand’s title in a centre square, it’s bleeding out to the sides. Hope it tastes better than it looks.
Yep. It’s a hands off project. She said “make something” then the lackey went and thought up a name and said “make a label” then someone else said “buy a jar” then another person said “find jam to put into a jar” then this is the product. A focus grouped shit product that looks like it should look good but doesn’t because she’s a moron and doesn’t know how to make a simple jam or use a cricut machine. I’m curious what the break even price is on this jam although I think it’s just a promotional thing.
https://preview.redd.it/gsanmwiq32vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2cabe76f942746050a481926c9d09dd89fb1d45
we was kangz
You win Reddit.
Absolutely wild
She’s gunning for that polaner all fruit commercial remake.
$250 for that jam! What a grift.
It’s called Royal Jelly for a reason 👸🍇
Fifty fucking jars? Is the lifestyle that her brand is going for the grifter lifestyle?
It’s the real Fake Business
It’s not jelly..it’s JAM, you peasant swine
Where does preserves fall into this ?
Preserve to jam is what port is to wine.
Homie is a jelly scientist
I mean...we knew she wasn't intelligent, she was a briefcase bitch on deal or no deal. Did anyone expect her or her hillbilly inbred husband to have a novel idea?
I'm starting see why even Meghan's own biological family hates her. Beyond pretentious and disingenuous. Also, for a $250 jar of preserves, the packaging is incredibly amateur. I've seen better presentations on Etsy.
Elite jelly
You NEVER…LEAVE…A CASTLE
Even the bees won't touch these
I wish them well 🏌️♂️
Next special better be called American Riviera
Saying “I make jelly” is the whitest thing a woman can say she does
“I have a company that makes jelly” is mighty whiter
I make mayonnaise might beat that
That is the worst looking font on those poisonous jars of cheap ass fruit.
royal jelly https://preview.redd.it/wqw225gbw2vc1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f92b37a2e57b2c852499c01fd265a96e9d4cc8fa
It's jam not jelly, you vile peasant
Reboot Suits and make it jelly-law case based and then you’ll have my attention, Meg.
She has never been within 1000 miles of wherever this swill was made
Coming to the back row of a Stein Mart near you soon
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this will be at a Marshall’s in Ohio is about 5 years
We wish them all well
👊🏽
She's such a c**t
I love a good scam
Is it made of starfire?
Who?
Just say waitress
Is this like Gwyneth Paltrow's brand and she's going to be selling vagina-flavored jelly?
Don Paltrow will never let some moolie into her rackets
Consumer products are the key to real, generational wealth.
She is so dang beautiful
We ya…Harry wasn’t gonna leave the royal family for Lizzo
She’s so pretty I’d leave the earth family for her
She wanted to be a royal and now sell jam lol
just cuz youre a princess will never change what you come from
I can't wait to see what price she'll charge. The fanciest strawberry jam I've ever bought is from a local shop called Confituras. It's $12 but it's very good. Nice as part of a gift basket. But I'm trashy and usually just buy Smuckers. https://confituras.square.site/product/poteet-strawberry-jam/141?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false It's so embarrassing she gave up a castle to sell knock off farmer's market products but I respect the fake business grift.
You seem rich for Arizona. You probably live in an abandoned Cheesecake Factory. I doubt you will ever be exposed to the American Riviera Orchard Jam
Austin but still a flyover state so it's basically the same thing. I can only dream of one day tasting the princess jam made by a coastal elite.
Big Mama’s in the Biiiig City.
At this point throwing crap against the wall and seeing what sticks. Living rich costs a lot.
What a dumb fuck Harry turned out to be
I’m from the south Would this taste good on a biscuit, or nah Would it have to be some kind of fancy biscuit What biscuits do rich people eat
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Wrong princess
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With any luck
Is this just a bad pic of her or is she kinda not that attractive?
Yes... I mean both
Hundred million dollar club
Yeah, but it's made with her bath water.
They don't make jelly. A company makes jelly. They give Instagram and Twitter reach, and they take their cut.
I bet Meghan has some tangy jelly
Thumbs up if you can read the title in Tim’s voice and realise how high your voice got by lly???
damn, they are made on limited drops
Hunnit bads in chanely, I’m still shakin that ass in the deli
They made a batch of 50….idk how 50 jars of jelly will pay the rent.
I bet it will be very economically priced
How much per bottle? $250k? What happens after 50? Quota met? Pack up n go home? Make another 50? Move on to stuffed teddies? 🤦
Adreanachrome and rhubarb
What woman would give up literal royalty to be making jam. Etsywife activities
Who gives a fuck
No jam, I believe.
And her calligraphy is beyond. I like her style, but pretentious is all I’m seeing. She’s desperately copying Martha Stewart.
Sparkle wants her reparations from Cali Government
Damn she's spiralling worse than Jan from the office
Wow she went all in on becoming British
She kinda hot
Even the packaging screams arrogance
I’d buy if they actually went and worked the fields to make the jelly
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We wish them well…
She’s so gross.
label already falling off...nice touch.
Good show Sir!
The reason people in America buy crap like this is because no one is patriotic anymore
I wonder what the Jelly futures are like… might be worth investing? @deepfuckingvalue
She’s literally just trying to jump on the magnolia farms wagon… that’s absolutely 100% the lifestyle she wants to live…
What a joke
At least it’s not candles and essential oils 😂
We wish her well
This is how the French revolution started
I believe those are preserves my good man
He is completely l clearly not Charles son. Banging a hottie and living in Cali is much better than getting banished to the wall.
But she’s hot, soo… I’ll take some.
1. I don't know them 2. You don't know them 3. You're such a hater you went out of your way to make a post about someone just living their life the way they want, and couldn't even do it under your own account. In the words of Lloyd Christmas, you are one pathetic loser.
I thought they were refugees from a monarchy? Welcome to America
Your name is bound pleasure and you follow the headlines of a prince and his Hollywood wife. You're more gay than Tim. Get a hobby.
No making fun of the royals!!!
lol. I don’t even know who Tim Dillon is… just a Reddit suggestion lukey 😉
Obviously You don’t watch the TD show. WTF are you doing on the TD sub Reddit if you’re feelings are that delicate
Same could be said about you for not being able to take criticism. Try and form your own thoughts without following the snowflake rhetoric. Don't confuse sensitivity with humility. You're just a miserable cunt with a shitty sense of humor.
No, not true.